Manual Posts > BIGPUN9999

yea, you just have to accept that theres jerks and asses out there icehawk.

whether its right or not, some people just like to mess with others
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Oro?! @_@
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has omega closed his account?


either way, i doubt he'll show his face around b8 anytime soon...
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o_o

geez

you guys are real bastards xD
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ok, since there was still many trick or treaters around, i thought i'd give some of them regret staying out late

so i put on a black shirt, black jeans, and my black beanie

and i grabbed a empty bottle of jack daniels and i went and laid down in this shady area in front of the house

surprisingly, nobody really saw me

and when they walked up to my house, i grabbed the parent's leg

Me:"ARGHAOGHNO:L(Gibberish)
Parent:"OMFG!!!"
Daughter:"*Screech and runs*"
Son:"COOL, A DRUNK!!"



gave them a hella good scare >_>;
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Now I'm POSITIVE you're X_Dante_X's Alt
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theres still surprisingly alot of trick or treaters still around, and its almost 10:30 here
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alright


this time

3 FINE ASS Girls came to my door

2 were white one was Latina

2 of them were dressed as playboy bunnies (one of them being the latina) and the other was like...a cat girl...well. she was wearing what they were wearing, but cat ears instead of Bunny ears


well, when i answered the door, needless to say i was surprised

Girls:"Trick or treat *giggle*"

Me:"w-whassup?"

Girls"*giggle*"

>_>;;


then they try to start a conversation
asking me what i was supposed to be (i was wearing a bandana (head band style) and my Fatal Fury Hat) and if i seen any cute costumes. etc etc

but i had to stay faithful to my girl, ya know. they were coming on to me very strongly >_o

so when they were leaving...i kinda started staring at their asses, to see what i was missing out on >_>

the blone white girl turned around, started giggling, ran up to me, kissed my cheek, and gave me her number.

then they left

>_>

unfortunately, i have to throw the number away.


so yea...
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Oro?! @_@
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ok


earliar this evening there was these 2 kids dressed as hulk, and a grim reaper


then, they showed up a second time not too long ago

i let it slide


then they showed up here a THIRD time.

it was time for REVENGE

they had these paper bags (from grocery stores)
so...i had a soda in my hand

when i gave them candy, i quickly poured some soda into their bag

to be honest, i'm not sure how they didn't see me...

well....they start walking off, and their bags ripped and their candy drops every where


BWAHAHAHA
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Oro?! @_@
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nothing so far

i got these 2 kids, one was superman and the other spider man

and their dad was dressed as Barret from FFVII...
well...actually, he had a Ecko shirt, jeans. but he had a buzzcut, a beard and a gunarm. so i think that does it. plus he was black. so he was able to pull it off

i asked him too "are you barret?"

Guy:"I sure am Brother"


sweetness
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^you're his alt, aren't you?


come on, i had to do thriller SOMETIME tonight
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ok,

my sis in law had this green zombie mask.
she gave it to me, and i convinced her to do our prank again, but with a twist again

so i go back, and wait for some kids to come by.

2 little girls (princesses, both of them) and their mom come up to the door

and i just walk up to them slowly

about 5 feet away, they see me. and the little girls get scared and grasp on to their mom

my Sis in law then comes through the door with a boom box. and plays Thriller! (she had it paused at the chorus)

and i proceeded to dancing to the song

and little girls start laughing their asses off and the mom was greatly amused

the mom then teaches them how to dance to thriller and we were dancing to it for a good 2-5 min

^_^
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i gave that "cop"'s Kids a good handful of candy, he got me good



well, just now, a kid sneezed on my crotch.

he said "trick or treat" took some steps, and sneezed >_>

i'll let it slide, surely it was an accident.


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ok...so a cop comes to my door

and says

"people have been complaining about the candy you've been giving them"

Me:"uh, i don't know what you're talking about sir.."

keep in mind this guy is more than 6 ft tall

Cop:"wise guy huh? get on the floor and spread"

Me:"WTF, I DIDN"T DO ANY.."

Cop:"NOW"



so..;.i proceeded on getting on the floor...



and then the bastard starts laughing

Guy:"lol, i'm not a real Police officer, this uniform was my dad's before he retired. HAHAHA"

and his kids come from around the corner laughing


so i was pwned. thanks Karma >_<
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Oro?! @_@
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get some grass and put it int he paper.

welll, i almost bought a Real Cigar to put in his mouth, actually, i don't recall what stopped me, i should've done it


anyways, i was eating a Drumstick when i answered the door this time

this kid (he was AQUAMAN, wow)
was at the door, with a pillow case

i told him he was very brave for wearing that, and proceeded in giving him some candy (his parents were in a car across the street, from what i could tell)

and he looked in the bag, and demanded more candy!

WTF

that pissed me off

ok, so this is what i did. i grabbed a butterfinger from my bowl, and stuck my arm in the pillow case, and made it look like i was placing it in the bag.
what i ACTUALLY did, was put my arm in the bag, TOOK some candy, and quickly put it in my bowl. THE BASTARD WAS STILL STANDING THERE.

so, i did the same thing, the only difference was, i GAVE him the butterfinger. but i also gave him the half eaten Drumstick ;)

serves him right >_>


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a kid came dressed as anakin (he was dressed in black, had a Red light saber, and had a painted on scar)

since i was on the front step, i yelled out

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN


he just stared at me and stuck out his bag

bastard >_>
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Oro?! @_@
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well, i just got a complaint about my jackolantern


he said kids aren't supposed to see something like that

and that he'll "make Calls"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/leotrejo/GangstaPumpkin.jpg


its not THAT bad, right?

well, i took it inside
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i wish, but i don't have a camcorder

the video option on my phone works, but i have to pay 20 bucks a month extra just so i can email the video to myself, so sorry guys ;_;

and i live in texas...


just had another group of kids

4 spider mans >_>

dude, whats wrong with kids today? they don't say Trick or Treat anymore

4 kids:"*stick out their bags*"
Me:">_>;;; what do you say? "
4 Kids:"give us candy please"


-_-;;
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well, i took a break cause i still felt bad


anyways, i put on my Fatal Fury Hat (thats right, i have one)

and when i answered the doorbell, i yelled "RISING TACO!"

this startled one of the kids, and he took a step back and fell

i yelled "AW YEW OH KAAY??!!"

xD

i crack myself up
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i read Azp2k32's post about his experience and lol'd

so i decided to try it

i told my Sister in law about the idea and she said she would do it

so i went around the back, with this rattles and chains and my joker mask

and she did the "i forgot the candy, i'll be right back"

i was sneaking up on then, and i was really surprised they didn't hear me, because i made some noises a couple of times

i ran up shaking the chains and rattles and screamed

there was 2 boys and their dad

one of the boys Screamed like a girl

the other ran away to their car

and the dad screamed "OH ****!" and swung at me

he missed, and realized it was a prank.

Dad:"oh **** son, you really got me!
*to his crying kid*
its ok son, see? he was just scaring us"

Kid:"i wanna go home!"


so i feel bad now >_>;
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Oro?! @_@
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well

i had a big group of kids come now, about 20 kids

honorable mentions were: Sonic the Hedgehog, Ronald Mcdonald, Captain Jack Sparrow, Super Mario (he refered to him self as "New mario" -_-) and a Goomba.

The gooba looked awesome
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this dad came with his little girl (she was dressed like a princess, she looked adorable, SDragonrocker would've loved her >_>;;;;;;)

but i ran out and grabbed the dad screaming.

he gave me one of those fake deep white man chuckles

"HUH HUH HUH ya got me!"



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Oro?! @_@
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a kid was Dressed as Ken Masters, i thought it looked well done

i almost said "Ryu is better, LOLZ"

>_>
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i scared more kids, their mom gave me a dirty look but allowed them to take candy.

one of the kids is Dressed like Tyrone Biggums (from Chappelle's Show)


he even said "I WANT SOME CRACK!"


.......


my faith in humanity has Halved
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Oro?! @_@
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so far the kids are 10ish


i havn't had REAL young kids yet..
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Oro?! @_@
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ok

i changed from the joker mask, to my beenie, and my bandana (wore the bandana like a mask though)

but i did a growl this time


i scared the parent, she jumped up and screamed and her kids laughed at her. and her husband\boy friend laughed too, and he complemented my bandana...

hey, these guys took the scare and not complained about me being a Threat to Society!...

i don't know if this has anything to do with anything, but they were hispanic >_>
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well, i did it again.

theres a kid dressed as Dracula and another one dressed as Spider man (every other kid is Spider man >_>)

i made the one Dressed as Dracula cry

Parent:"i hope you're Happy you creep! *takes kids away*"

>_>
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Oro?! @_@
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well, we have the front door open, but we placed a curtain in the doorway, so its kinda better than opening and closing the door all of the time

anyways, the doorbell rang, and i popped from the otherside of the curtain (wearing this Joker mask) and kinda gave this high pitched yell. i scared the crap out of the kids

the parent said "who do you think you are?! scaring little kids?! why would you do that?!!"

Me:"....cause its halloween?"
Lady:"you'll be hearing from me again *leaves*"


........


i think its because i'm hispanic >_>
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