Manual Posts > ZidaneRocks22

To omega in the beginning of the topic since i skipped a lot xD:

One time on the Ragnarok Online board, some guy acted like a girl asking for a "husband" or someone they could meet etc. and that they liked people with expensive hats or presents or something (i.e. "he" was just gonna steal the hats he was gonna "try on")

He kept denying he was a man, and we even gave her a nickname, Robert Mann!

I saw it at school around noon and it was at about 30ish posts and by the time I got home (two hours later) it had been at 500 for an hour already and he was banned and everything.

This was on the Ragnarok Online board. Yeah. Hella unpopulated. Not a suicide, or on LUE.

So that topic wasn't even in the running for fastest 500. Some of the Contest and Stats topics have hit 500 quicker. Sure, it was a busy topic and a fast 500, but only incomparison to other 500s, not the uber-fast ones.
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"I don't have sex with children you pervert." -SDragonRocker5

This topic is such win.

When he starts taking his clothes off and walking around naked home alone, change the thermostat to make it either really hot or really cold.
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"I don't have sex with children you pervert." -SDragonRocker5

Do he and his boyfriend have sex?

Since they're alone in that apartment, they'd probably have buttsecks with the door open.

So....

Get a black marker and just make your face look completely black with it (including the lips if you can). Then get all black clothes on.

Very sneakily stealth to his room while they have teh buttsecks...

Then turn off the lights (unless they're off already) and rush into his room screaming.

Try to put a camera on the floor somewhere if you can to video it. Better if you can hide a camera facing the door.

It will be awesomely hilarious. Also, you can use the video as blackmail later.
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"I don't have sex with children you pervert." -SDragonRocker5