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I know

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terrible news

crying

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No.

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wow I suck I'm sorry I promise this will get momentum

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whoa

a decade of contests, huh

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this is easily a top 10 moment of the series for me:



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what's good?

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I cannot believe that this is like

like

like holy **** how does this change or affect anything in any way

does it make any difference at all

why is this even being discussed

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it's all in God's plan

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There go Bonquisha, she with Trey, like always

he on the downlow, I can teeeeell

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the summer

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tbqh

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yeeessss Adele take a few years off to take care of that baby so my faves have some time to shine without you effortlessly outselling them all

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Ampharos making two top tens in a row <3

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Girl das a lacefront, I can teeell!

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.

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jesus christ this is too amazing

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ha

hurry up and get this out of the way so they can get to the episode with me

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literally down for one of these right now

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From: PartOfYourWorld | #024
http://soundcloud.com/yousifmuradian/yoblazer-accent-check/s-Axoit
I am dying

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so excited for Ryoko Boston accent

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Record yourself saying the following words and answering the following questions.

WORDS:
Garage
herb
schedule
figure
jaguar
lieutenant
water
advertisement
vase
route
ballet
tomato
leisure
address
ate
buoy
aluminium
aunt
wash
oil
theater
iron
salmon
caramel
fire
sure
data
ruin
crayon
toilet
New Orleans
pecan
both
again
probably
spitting image
Alabama
lawyer
coupon
mayonnaise
syrup
pajamas
caught

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you say to address a group of people?

What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval shaped body and extremely long legs?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Post yours and we'll all make fun of each other's accents.

me: http://soundcloud.com/michetetheterrible/accent-tag

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yay

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okay

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From: SuorGenoveffa | #039
I almost forgot you had subErmine pokepinions, but at least drag queen Beyblade and the comic redeemed the post.
are you coming in here expecting me to say anything positive about these pokemon

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Starmie

Starmie ****ing sucks. I'm pretty sure it and Staryu are the only ones out of the original 151 pokemon that don't even have a ****ing face. Like, how can something that doesn't have a face be a pal or a friend in any capacity? Starmie doesn't feel anything for you. It can't smile. It can't comfort you when you're sad. Misty had a Starmie and seemed to favor it over her Psyduck. I get that Psyduck was a dumbass, but I mean, at least he can feel something or have an opinion on something. All Starmie can do is ****ing spin. It's just a dumbass star glued to another dumbass star with a ****ing ruby slammed into the center. It's basically a drag queen Beyblade.



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I'm a tease

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EXCEPT I DON'T

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you have no idea how to react and that's why it's your ultimate weakness

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you just got merp'd the **** out *****

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http://captaintightpants.tumblr.com/post/18891270593/slow-down-katniss-by-25-and-what-do-you-get-will

this is relevant

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aww this just happened without me

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honestly I've never understood the mentality of dropping your standards for receiving oral sex

like I'm either attracted to you or I'm not and if you're getting any of this then you can get it all

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god Japan is so ****ing weird

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now what the **** is this

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I think KOS-MOS would actually be the best fit here.

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bump, will do these tomorrow

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<3 you just knew!

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amazing thread

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I'm down for one of these tonight

Ermine better play too

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aww :)

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<3 the adoring public

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I don't have the writeups from the first time I did this, but I have the comics, and I can remember the gist of what I said about each pokemon.

Luvdisc

Luvdisc ****ing sucks ass and I don't even need to explain myself here.



Exeggutor

Exeggutor ****ing sucks and the only people who like it are clearly blinded by their nostalgia goggles. People act like Gen 1 was flawless, but I don't see how that can be true when it contains a piece of **** like Exeggutor. It is literally a palm tree that evolved from a ****ing pile of eggs. It has multiple heads, which is ****ing stupid. All of the egg coconut whatever the **** head things look like ****ing dumbasses, too. If there was a pokemon high school, Exeggutor would've dropped out by sophomore year.



Klink

Who the **** decided a pokemon based on ****ing gears would be a good idea? It also has multiple heads, which makes it ****ing suck even more. I don't know what GameFREAK was trying to tell us with this, but I'm not here for it.



Conkeldurr

First of all, it has DURR in its name. It's obviously ****ing stupid. Conkeldurr is seriously so offensively ugly, I can't believe it. Like, look at its damn face. Look at its grotesque veins popping out. Look at the giant cement pillars it's permanently holding onto for no damn reason. Look at its clown ass nose that literally covers half its face. I don't even know if that's a nose, actually. It might just be gonorrhea or something.



Cofagrigus

First of all, this pokemon has a homophobic slur in its name, and that's not something I appreciate. Second of all, this thing is creepy as ****. It has way too many hands and you can practically tell they were designed to touch children. Look at that damn smile on its face. It's way too happy. Cofagrigus is clearly part of Nintendo's homophobic agenda, perpetuating the stereotype that all gay people are child molestors. Not cool.



Alomomola

This mother****er. When pictures of it first leaked, everyone assumed it was a Luvdisc evolution, because hey, it's another pink, heart-shaped fish. Maybe Luvdisc would finally stop being useless by being able to evolve into something cool. Nope. It's just another god damn pink heart-shaped fish that has no relation to Luvdisc whatsoever and also ****ing sucks. Cool. This is literally the most pointless pokemon ever created.




Dugtrio

I ****ing hate pokemon that are just a group of pre-existing pokemon. Like, what the ****. How lazy can you get, first of all? Diglett could've evolved into some badass giant mole mother****er, but instead it literally evolves into a group of three digletts. That doesn't even make sense. Like, there's three of them, but they're all somehow one pokemon? What if one day they decide they've spent enough time together? What then?



Hydreigon

This guy’s a ****ing loser. Look at him. Look at his extra heads. Notice anything about them? The eyes don’t ****ing have pupils. That’s because they’re not actually heads. They’re Hydreigon’s hands. It literally is wearing ****ing puppets on its hands, trying to convince people it has friends, because no one is here for Hydreigon’s sorry ass.

Yamask

Yamask is ****ing creepy as **** and I do not need that. He is literally the ghost of some dead ass mother****er who wasn’t satisfied with his life so now he haunts around the ****ing desert all depressed and full of regret because his entire existence is such a piece of ****. He’s also carrying his own ****ing face. Jesus Christ, Nintendo.



Froslass

Froslass is such a ****ing *****. The look on its face just pisses me off. You can tell Froslass loves to “troll” people and thinks its just so ****ing hilarious, when really Froslass’s attempts at humor are all completely obvious and devoid of wit. Someone needs to punch this ***** in the damn face.



Ferrothorn

Ferrothorn looks like a damn metal uterus and that’s all I have to say about that.



Purrugly

First of all, it has “ugly” in its name, so we already know this thing sucks ass. Purrugly basically reminds me of one of those angry overweight middle aged divorcees who are missing teeth and can’t pronounce the world “chipotle” correctly and spend all day sitting on the couch pissed off at the world. I imagine Purrugly takes out all her frustrations on her daughter for no real reason.



Regirock

This thing is ****ing stupid and has Braille on its face. Like, what. Get out of here.



Magikarp

There aren’t many jokes to be made about Magikarp that haven’t already been said. He’s useless. Oh, he used splash. That’s just so ****ing hilarious.



Slaking

Slaking is ****ing disgusting. Look at him. He reminds me of an alcoholic stepdad.



Ursaring

Ursaring makes me sad. Teddiursa is such a ****ing adorable pal, and then he evolves into this bitter *******. He basically represents shattered dreams.



Golurk

I don’t like Golurk. I don’t like his lack of a face. I don’t like his dumbass kilt thing. I don’t get what kind of Scottish Iron Giant teas he’s trying to serve, but it’s not working. Golurk also thinks he’s special because he can fly, but **** that.



Genesect

This mother****er is supposed to be completely legendary and badass and ****ing wonderful. Like, he’s supposed to be the ultimate man-made pokemon that can just **** up everything. Basically the pokemon equivalent of Shadow The Hedgehog. But then you look at him, and his ****ing face looks like that. Something definitely went wrong with this experiment, let me tell you.



Stunfisk

This seriously exists.

Ditto

Ditto is basically the Katy Perry of the pokemon world in that he’s a fake ass ***** who copies everyone and pretends to be things he isn’t.



Porygon Z

**** this thing. It’s not a friend. It can’t feel anything. It doesn’t know compassion. It doesn’t know joy. All it knows is how to suck.



Jynx

First of all, this ***** is the most blatantly racist pokemon ever created. I will commend her for serving up post-surgery Lil Kim teas flawlessly, though. But still, Jynx ain’t ****. You can tell she thinks she’s the baddest ***** on the block, when really she’s just waiting to get her wig snatched by the next *****.




Now go ahead and give me more pokemon to drag.

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Yes, the long-awaited return of this project is finally here.

For the ignorant few who are uninformed, last year I started a project where I ranked 100 user-selected pokemon with writeups and comics. It was a SMASH HIT PROJECT that everyone loved. But then I ended up getting a bit stuck with the whole thing. Not because I lacked the creativity to make the comics or didn't have anything to say about the pokemon themselves, it was moreso the ranking aspect that became difficult. There was simply too many pokemon that I'm apathetic about to justify ranking them all any certain way.

So, with that said, I'm revamping this project, this time without the ranking aspect. Simply give me a pokemon and I'll skulldrag its ass to the pits, complete with a humorous comic. (Disclaimer: if a given pokemon is too much of a pal and I am unable to find substantial shade to throw, I will praise it instead. But this probably won't happen very often.)

god why do the polls always ****ing suck

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From: UltimaterializerX | #091
This topic reminds me that I need to come out of the closet and admit to everyone I know that I'm straight. It'll be hard, but I'll manage!

why would you lie to all of those people though

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Ermine's pokepinions >>>>>

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