By the way, I will also be handing out free, delicious, completely ripe bananas for everyone. They're very delicious. So please, try a banana. They're also very healthy for you!
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I was going to do a lot last night, but unfortunately I fell asleep.
I'm thinking it might not be a terrible idea for our resident foot print analyst to check the floors of the kitchen, because he might find something useful since I had poured flour all over the floors in case something like this happened, just in preparation.
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Yeeeeeah, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense they brought in those three and then make others go through that ridiculous gut check stuff. Like, why don't they have to go through that whole annoying process? Why did Joey Ryan have to?
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You really need to get over yourself with the "if you don't like this game, you're just a dumbass hater who doesn't play or watch the game at all" thing, Kanz. It will get you in a lot of trouble if you say that s*** to the wrong guy.
That was completely hilarious, and I literally laughed out loud reading it.
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Like that one with Joe's AWOL son. F***ing HELL that was one of the worst half hours of television. And then there are the episodes that don't actually have any humor in them at all and play it completely straight, like the Meg standing up for herself episode.
The ones where they try to make legitimate commentaries on crap suck because you aren't supposed to like or think any character on the show is anything more than a selfish s***head who would be loathed by normal people in real life, so it all falls flat when they try to be deep and try to display themselves as anything more than flat comedic characters.
American Dad has their legitimate commentaries down because even though their characters all act like jackasses, you can tell they all really do care for each other (even if some of them are really bad people). God, American Dad is such a well written show nowadays.
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Yeah, so I decide I'm going to help out those kids. I get in one random encounter and get f***ing thrashed by some Daggermouths. Well! I guess that's getting done some other time!
Then I realize those brats are by the entrance of the city, so I chat them up and Melville and Alanis join my party! And... Elliot does so temporarily? Good. He's a f***ing vag. This is proven when he cries about walking too much. I hope he falls off a cliff. Then Hugo chats it up with Alanis. She gives a sob story about how she goes city to city with her tradesman father and never makes friends. Also, Lulu can't wake up for some reason. WHAT A LAUGH.
Anyway, I start up the spiral area and then get to the next area where I have my first fight with the kiddos! They level three times from two bandits. How special. I do a few more fights and the kiddos keep leveling up. Damn, the levels fly now. But anyway, I get to the end and... GUILLAUME IS THERE TRAPPING THE MAIN HEROES WHILE THE KIDS ARE LOCKED WITH HIM OH NO! Guillaume apparently keeps his riches here. I wonder how he gets past all the Daggermouths.
ANYWAY, I beat down a bunch of bandits, and then it's Melville vs Guillaume! WHO WINS!? Melville does not. It's some duel thing and he is taken out in one hit. Did I do something wrong? ANYWAY, they all realize daddy didn't lie after Guillaume runs away from everyone. BECAUSE ALL KNIGHTS KNOW HOW TO USE LEVERS (I hate Elliot). But yeah. Everyone is happy and I need to get the children back home. I save at the city and we'll pick up again later.
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- Vince McMahon's latest directive is to not mention the names of cities that he believes to be "not big league". Basically if Vince doesn't feel that the city is big enough, he doesn't want there to be any mention on TV. On Monday night for Raw, he gave the word not to mention "Fort Wayne, Indiana" on the air. He also made the same call for the June 5th SmackDown in Columbia, South Carolina.
lmfao Okay, so why didn't they say at that point "THAT CALL WAS EDITED, WE WERE PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY. THANKS FOR RUINING IT YOU F***ING JERK, DANIELS!"
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My best friend way back before he moved was in one of the early issues dressed up in a rocking Knuckles costume. I can't remember what issue it is... and it might have been in the first Knuckles comic.
Either way, memoriiiiies.
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Anyway, I make it to, uh.. that place I was going to be going to (It's been too long for me to remember exotic names!) I accidentally find the Lightfellow place by running into a wall and a Butler is here to greet us. We chit chat and I give up the Pentacle. I get... nothing for my troubles! I chose to get nothing. Like a hero.
I'm running through the city, enjoying that I don't feel compelled to try and check every box and jar that I see! It's a relief! Eventually I find an inn where a girl gives me Script #2. Neato. I wander around for a while and find much of nothing! I go to the middle to talk to the IRONHEAD. Basically, we can't do anything until we walk around and waste a day. Whoo.
Eventually I find some Guillaume guy who is telling a kid named Melville about his LIAR COWARD father. Melville will get proof of a ship, I guess, to clear his father's name. Eventually I run into two kids named Alanis and Elliot, and that Elliot kid is like the biggest b**** and couldn't finish his bean soup because it smells bad. Anyway, we go find this seekirit castle of these kids and tell them a password, and then Melville joins us. Anyway, they want us to go find Melville's dad. I guess we don't have anything more important to do, right? They introduce themselves with sentai poses, and that's good enough for us to bring some kids on dangerous adventures!
I go ahead and troll around and avoid the plot to check out the duck town! ...It was incredibly disappointing. I leveled up a bit and made it back to the area I ought to be at. So yeah. Next time I shall go ahead and help the children!
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