Lurker > Mega Mana

I'm curious how a Jax route would go.

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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man

I've quit playing at least five times since my last update. This stretch is so dull. The part I stuck to the game longest for was when presumably Battler was trying to undo the chain with the wire hanger. So good!

But any time it's switched over to Beatrice & Breatrice, Kanon professing his love and humanity, Ange wondering why the hell the story's so dull, etc. I just grow weary and want to play more Mass Effect. I'll likely have enough for an update later tonight or tomorrow.

But I just beat a Renegade playthrough and I'm downloading Mass Effect 2 off Steam's sale... hmmm...

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Hrmmm...

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Can't say Babs > Cassandra since I've never read Cassandra Cain (and all the times I saved Cassandra, I thought I was saving Kate Kane).

Deathstroke

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"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

It waxes and wanes. It never seems to slow down after a certain point, but before that, as you've already seen, there are significant portions where nothing really seems to happen.

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Pyre GIR (9:26:57 PM): You lack a basic grasp of human nature that can only be learned through living
IamSoCool84321 (9:28:07 PM): ur dumb

Batgirl

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"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

Raven

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

(0-1) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
(0-1) James Bond (James Bond)
(0-1) Phoenix Wright (PW: Ace Attorney)
(0-1) Andy Dufresne (Shawshank Redemption)
Abstain
(0-1) Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy VII)
(0-1) J.D. Dorian (Scrubs)
(0-1) Dr. Turk (Scrubs)
(0-1) The Janitor (Scrubs)
(0-1) Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)
(0-1) Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
(0-1) Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
(0-1) Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
(0-1) David Xanatos (Gargoyles)
(0-1) Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

Just the handdrawn storybook European look.

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

Green arrow

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Zatanna

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"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

Supergirl

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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man

causal bump

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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man

tag

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

I'm looking at the pics and all I can think is

Professor Layton RPG

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Hal Jordan

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

Batman Begins

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Wally West

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

martian manhunter

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

I believe it's how Colby ain't no Hershey bar.

Or better yet: http://www.funny115.com/v1/94.htm

Too bad Kimmi/Alicia got a higher ranking by the guy that wrote that: http://funny115.com/v1/76.htm

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Oh my god, it's sooooo good.

Booster Gold

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Pyre GIR (9:26:57 PM): You lack a basic grasp of human nature that can only be learned through living
IamSoCool84321 (9:28:07 PM): ur dumb

Wheel of Fortune, so good. Just missed my list. Never watched Greek and only seen a few episodes of Highlander at 2AM last year.

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

At least they're not Detroit!

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

At least the joke acts were fun this time around.

*grimaces at lady lipstick and the bad magician from last summer*

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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man

Snowpork

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Heading out today, no updates planned.

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Pyre GIR (9:26:57 PM): You lack a basic grasp of human nature that can only be learned through living
IamSoCool84321 (9:28:07 PM): ur dumb

Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
George Castanza (Seinfeld)
John McClane (Die Hard)
Dr. Emmet Brown (Back to the Future)
Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)
Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh)
Agent Smith (Matrix)
Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)
Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Nightcrawler (Marvel Comics)
The Dread Pirate Roberts Wesley (The Princess Bride)
(1-0) Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
(0-1) Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha

NEW LINEUP vRHP

R. Theriot (SS)
K. Youkilis (3B)
J. Mauer (C)
D. Lee (1B)
J. Thome (DH)
R. Braun (LF)
T. Hunter (CF)
M. Prado (2B)
A. Rios (RF)

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Pyre GIR (9:26:57 PM): You lack a basic grasp of human nature that can only be learned through living
IamSoCool84321 (9:28:07 PM): ur dumb

MarvelousGerbil posted...
DBZ would have been better if *spoilers*
















Vegeta killing himself to kill Buu actually... killed Buu. Seriously, much better series ending. Vegeta finally kills the big bad and does it for good reasons. But no, we have to have Goku save the day because if not, well it wouldn't be the same.

Yeah, same complaints about Mystic Gohan. So much build-up, then... nope, gotta have Goku.

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Have a fun weekend!

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"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

Next show I probably need to watch again before I can write it up.

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

bump

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

Darkseid
Supergirl

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Pyre GIR (9:26:57 PM): You lack a basic grasp of human nature that can only be learned through living
IamSoCool84321 (9:28:07 PM): ur dumb

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

I wouldn't try marathonning the dub ever again.

I actually hated listening to "Hey Digimon Hey Digimon" for a while after that because of its overuse (but loved it in the finale <3).

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Have you anything to drink?

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

LeonhartFour posted...
*grits teeth*

I won't let you take the one good thing Erika has going for her away from me! You caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!

She looks fan-tastic in that wedding dress. So much so that I totally forgot why I hated her until she was back in Jessica's dress and bullying Maria.

And my arguments towards the duct tape aren't truly about whether or not they happened, just that the truth isn't always what we're presented, everything not in red or observed by Battler in the first four games has potential to be deceitful or a fabrication of events, and that there should logically be a point where Erika's tales become a loose thread that we tap into and breakdown.

But then, things don't always work out how they logically and awesomely should.

*feels some grumbles coming up about Season 6 of Lost again, particularly with regards to Miles, and decides to shut up about it*

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

Why does the red truth avoid making her statements factual? Why is the mission of game five and this game to find a separate truth from the one she told? If her stories are truth, why are we supposed to supplant them with something different? Why have we been told that the only thing that is true is what is in red, and if it isn't in red, it can't always be trusted? In fact, you and others have told me countlessly not to question what's in red because that is fact. I agree. Why do you insist on me believing what's in white? Why was Eva's seal on Genji's door noted in red when all of the seals Erika used were not, outside the windows which never specified Erika or that it was sealed with her seals?

The game has given enough clues to point out that Erika's stories are not the real truth. Kinzo's not really there, Eva's not really where the story said she was.

And, again, all of this seal stuff is moot. It doesn't matter how she did because what's in red still happened. I just continually point it out because it's easy material and I'm sure there will come a time when Erika's truths will need to be denied and/or supplanted. Obviously Battler isn't the murderer of Game Five. That's just a story that fit what was already in red, much like sealing everything and being a total mary sue is something that allowed the red to come about in the first place.

I don't understand why you keep bringing it up whenever I mention it. I will always argue against Erika's lies so don't expect that opinion to change every time you call me on it. If you can't accept that, just give up.

Just give up, Leonhart.My truth is final. You're a lowly human and cannot use the red truth! What do you expect to do? My truth can exist just as much as your belief in Erika's words are. Do you also believe that witches exist and they killed everyone on Rokkenjima? *cackle cackle* Come on, Leonhart! Give in to the witches! Sign the guestbook! Go to the Golden Land where everyone is happy and everyone believes what everyone else says. Of course a witch did it! *cackle cackle*


I do miss Beatrice.

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Pyre GIR (9:26:57 PM): You lack a basic grasp of human nature that can only be learned through living
IamSoCool84321 (9:28:07 PM): ur dumb

She has knowledge of the witches and the overall game while participating in the episodes. She hides this truth while working as a detective. She is an unreliable narrator.

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Hal Jordan
Wally West

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"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... Mr. Bean is Zazu?!?! I knew about JTT & Broderick. I knew about James Earl Jones. I knew about Jeremy Irons and "Be Prepared." I knew about Whoopi, Cheech, and Cummings. I knew about Nathan Lane.

But Rowan Atkinson as Zazu?

*mind = blown*

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

Never in red, did not happen. The only things that happened:
- Eva's seal
- The windows were sealed (never stated that Erika sealed them or that they were her sealed, just the they were sealed another word for locked, unbroken, and unopened)
- Erika would have seen anyone coming or going from the first floor of the guesthouse between 1am-3am

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

#14 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations (Fanservice Conference)
Assassin's Creed II (Patriot Time Portals Conference)
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Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride (Cult RPG Galaxy Conference)
Suikoden II (Nintendo Objections Conference)
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#15 Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (Brawl for Broke Conference)
#22 Final Fantasy VI (Twilight Barrel Galaxy Conference)
Starcraft (Fanservice Conference)
Xenogears (Brawl for Broke Conference)
Mother 3 (Sonic Overload Conference)
Gears of War (Sonic Overload Conference)
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#4 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Patriot Time Portals Conference)

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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Abstain

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

Day 2:

Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
Han Solo (Star Wars)
Piccolo (Dragon Ball)
Scar (Lion King)
Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Beowulf (Mythology)
Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
Donald Duck (Disney)
Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
James Bond (James Bond)
Batman (DC Comics)
Phoenix Wright (Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney)
Andy Dufresne (Shawshank Redemption)
Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear)

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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man

Booster Gold
Martian Manhunter

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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man

Bump

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"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

E: "You might be telling a lie about something that enver happened!!"
M: "This story really happened!!"
E: "This wouldn't have anything to do with a trick in the actual cup or table, making this just sleight of hand, right?"
- Ah, uh... wait... they're using Knox's rules against... a cup of candy? So a false bottom cannto be used because this magic trick for a child doesn't pertain to the mystery genre? What? Are you serious?
- Yerah, there's precedent with the 8th. A witch did it! It's a magic trick! Magic tricks use false bottoms and secret doors all the freaking time. This isn't a mystery! It's an ILLUSION!!!
- XD Maria popping up in front of both of them!
M: "They had no such tricks in them!! It was just an ordinary table and an ordinary cup!!"

- Wait, so, Erika is tricking Maria by saying she isn't a witch but can use red truth too? Or will she do the trick herself?
- "......Let it be known that this fight has no point..." =D =D =D
- XD Sweet and saccharine music where they're both talking about how she used magic.... and close up ugly stick face, "You're a moroooooooooooooon!!!"

E: "While you had your eyes closed, I just lifted the cup and tossed a candy in!! Call that magic? It's just a third-rate triiiiiick, hyahhaaaaaaah!!! Your so-called candy magic is nothing more than sleight of hand!! Just a sleight of hand that the fake witch calling herself Beatrice or whatever claimed was magic!! Everything that you ever thought was magic was just a trick that you didn't get!! There's no way it was magic! There's no way magic exiiiiiiiiiiiists!!"
- If this isn't a 'kick the dog' moment, I don't know what is.
SAKUTAROU!!!: "P, Putting the candy in this cup might have been your sleight of hand, but that doesn't prove that Beato's magic was also sleight of hand."
E: "However, you also can't prove that it could only have been done with magic!! You rotten stuffed animaaaal!!"
S: "However, it might really have been magic when Maria saw it...! Just because it can be done by a sleight of hand doesn't disprove magic."
- And Dlanor ignores Sakutarou. So.. if it can be done by anyone else, it's not magic? Huh.
- "...Know that this fight is childish."
- Well... damn.
- Also, just because I noticed this... Erika is the Witch of Truth. She used the red truth, something humans cannot use. She is a Witch. Therefore, a human did not do the trick. A witch did it. Just sayin'.
- lol screwed up personality
- Poor Kumasawa. Alone with that *****.

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

- So Shannon was a klutz, huh? Bet she put something in front of the stairs that caused the accident.
- She'd write down wherever she put something important, hmm?
- Getting close to humans is harmful to a witch
- Heh. You could do the cup and ball trick with only three balls. One ball in each cup, cups stacked together. Top cup has one ball, middle cup has one ball and the top cup of one ball so two balls, and the bottom cup has one ball and the two balls above it so three.
- Beatrice, Master of Unlocking
- The window was locked. Now it is unlocked. Witches exist. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, witches must exist.
- lol Kumasawa fainting
- The story of the witch plus the pranks slowly builds them up.
- It can't be denied that a witch did it. It also can't be denied that someone may have forgotten to lock up or played a prank. So... am I reading into this right in looking at Erika's tale? Yes, everything that happened in red happened. People didn't go up to the second story, peopel were in their rooms all night, nobody from the guesthouse influenced what happened in the mansion, et cetera. But Erika sealing all the doors, listening to Battler sleep, et cetera are as real as Beatrice and Beatrice going around opening windows and unlocking things. The results are defined and the truth, how they got that way is all myth.
- "A result without an observer can possess an endless number of ways in which it might have occurred. Humans, who can't grasp anything more than a single possibility, are unable to imagine anything."
- One of the foundations of magic is decorating the process.
- Beatrice is a phenomenon. Huh. The environment in which a witch gould exist.
- The murderer is using the Tale of the Witch as a veneer for why the murders are happening. Excellent work, Ange!
- Maybe it had a defective lock and they never bothered to check! =D
- lol creepy magic circle is hearsay
- Maria vs. Erika! I like where this tale's going. Been a while since we had a good Maria episode (think episode 2? ...Episode 4 doesn't count since Maria's part mostly detracted).
- False bottom >_>
- Seriously intellectual? You're... breaking down whether magic exists or not with a little kid. It'd be like tormenting a kid who believed wholeheartedly in Santa Claus and pointing out all the reasons why he isn't real. That's not intellectual, that's just bullying. At least in the manner you're going about it.
- Woo, MARIA's back in it
- Great music, forgot which track this is
- XD Dlanor. <3
- Candies!
- The *************?! What the hell... did the side of Erika's face just get sledgehammered? Why does she look so... that the ****? Beat her to death... with an ugly stick!