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TopicWhat happened to Palmer
FacePalmer
10/12/11 12:27:00 PM
#8
hi!

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:45:00 PM
#69
So then you're acknowledging that the Jets have sniffed a championship every season of Sanchize's career.

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:36:00 PM
#67
I should add that it is a successful season however.

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:35:00 PM
#66

From: TheRock1525 | #064
The question was whether or not he sniffed a championship, not whether or not he choked.

I am clearing up that part. I couldn't care less about whether or not he choked.


In each of those scenarios he choked before he sniffed the championship.

Getting swept in the Finals is not "almost winning the title".

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:35:00 PM
#65

From: StealThisSheen | #062
So it's okay to criticize LeBron for not winning a ring

But suddenly, when you use "The Jets didn't win the Super Bowl" to counter "Jets are the best team in the last two seasons," it's suddenly wrong because winning the Super Bowl doesn't = Success.

Cool beans.


This argument isn't helping your cause, it's inadvertently supporting mine.

I've never said LeBron isn't a successful or talented basketball player. In fact, he's the best basketball player in the league, and the Heat are the best team in the league. And yet they didn't win the title.

Lebron :: Sanchize
Heat :: Jets

Both The Sanchize and LeBron are the best players in their respective sports and are members of the undisputed best team. Neither of them won a ring last year for different reasons, but nobody would ever say LeBron or the Heat aren't good. The Sanchize and the Jets don't get this same respect for some reason.

Both LeBron and Sanchize will win rings this season and then the haters will have no excuses.

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:29:00 PM
#63

From: TheRock1525 | #060
And yeah I criticize him for never having won a ring, but he's also played 8 seasons and only just even sniffed one this season after putting himself in a situation where anything less than what he accomplished was impossible.

2007 he was in the NBA Finals

2009 and 2010, his team posted the best record in the NBA

2011 he was in the NBA Finals.

Saying he hasn't sniffed a championship is down right wrong. 4 of the past 5 years he's either been on the best team in the league record-wise or in the Finals themselves.


2007 he got swept in the NBA Finals.

2009 and 2010, his team posted the best record in the NBA and then choked in the playoffs.

As for 2011, I addressed that in my post. He was close to winning the title this year, but not because of him. In fact, the reason he didn't get a ring this year is because he, specifically, choked. Wade and Bosh held up their ends of the bargain.

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:26:00 PM
#59

From: StealThisSheen | #056
Nobody here is going to give the Jets their due because you sit there heralding them as the team from God, then make excuses when they fail.

You single-handedly kill the Jets. How do you feel.


I herald them because I'm a good fan. You'd be the exact same way if you rooted for a team that was a literal lock to win the Super Bowl this season.

Also I can't edit on this account, the last post was supposed to say "winningest road playoff QB in NFL history".

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:24:00 PM
#58

From: StealThisSheen | #053
Success is 100% judged by winning a Super Bowl. If you choke before you even get there, then you're obviously not as good as you think you are.

Aren't you firmly in the "LeBron sucks until he wins a ring" camp.


How can the Jets have choked if they were the second worst team in the playoffs last year?

And I've never said LeBron sucks. He's very good, he's just not better than Jordan. And he's a douche.

And yeah I criticize him for never having won a ring, but he's also played 8 seasons and only just even sniffed one this season after putting himself in a situation where anything less than what he accomplished was impossible.

Sanchize on the other hand has gotten within a few bad breaks of winning it all in every season of his career, and he's about to win it all in his third season. No QB in history has ever had the immediate success that he has had. He's already the winningest road QB in NFL history. In two seasons. That's ****ing clutch.

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:19:00 PM
#55

From: _Regaro_ | #049
Doesn't mean ****.

Pittsburgh and Green Bay are both better.
With a healthy Peyton, I'd take Indianapolis
New England is on that level

Chicago's up there, as is New Orleans

Basically everybody that was in the playoffs last year except maybe Seattle.

At least.


So the two teams that lost to us, at home, in the playoffs are better than us? Especially the Pats who lost 2 of 3 to us?

And Pittsburgh and Green Bay, the teams that needed the refs help to beat us (with Pittsburgh even failing despite the refs efforts in the regular season?)

And LOL New Orleans, literally lost to a 7-9 team.

Nobody seems to want to give the Jets their due despite the fact that they've proven themselves to be the best team in the league over the past 2 seasons. I'd be willing to bet jelly people will still be trying to say they suck when The Sanchize is putting on his 8th ring.

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:16:00 PM
#50

From: StealThisSheen | #048
This is like saying "What other team has gotten fourth place in the last two years?"

Not exactly the best thing to brag about.

If you're not first, you're last.


and the jets should have won both games

they were annihilating the colts prior to injuries

the steelers fluked their way to a big lead in the first half. the 17-0 deficit it should have been was easily overcome by the jets in the second half (19-0), but unfortunately the refs added an extra TD for the steelers at the end of the first half by blatantly ignoring the tuck rule. the jets still would have tied it anyway if not for yet another injury that led to our backup right tackle giving away snap counts to the steelers on 4 consecutive goal line plays

regardless, getting to the championship game is a huge accomplishment, and only the jets have done it twice the last two seasons (and no other team has even come close) success isn't solely judged by winning a super bowl. but since the jets are winning one this year anyway that's irrelevant.

From: _Regaro_ | #047
Spoilers, Tony Romo will win a ring before Sanchez

...assuming either of them would ever win a ring


oh thank god you're just a joke account

i was worried for a second

XD tony romo

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:07:00 PM
#46

From: _Regaro_ | #044
You mean the jets?

'oh'


what other team has made the championship round in each of the past 2 years?

i'll wait

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:07:00 PM
#45
XFD the pats signed ochocinco?

in 2009: week 17 and then the wildcard round against the jets, he combined for 2 catches for 28 yards on 10 targets against revis

and this is the guy the pats think will get them past revis and aso?

lolpats

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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:03:00 PM
#43

From: Swiftlicious | #041
hey tim havent you been guaranteeing this each year?

you realize i'm going to torment you to tears again when they fail right?

Ny Giants - history

Ny jets- talk


XD calling the jets all talk when you always say you're gonna torment me and then don't do anything

From: _Regaro_ | #042
tim seriously thinks that having two great CBs makes you invincible

<__________<


by themselves, no

you could put revis and asomugha on the panthers and they would still suck

but on the best team in the league?

super bowl

guaranteed

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TIMJAB
TopicNintendo's stock is at a 5-year low. Good time to buy?
FacePalmer
07/28/11 3:01:00 PM
#7

From: Theon_Greyjoy | #005
FacePalmer posted...


Would have been better if you were actually Palmer.


i had this account first!

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TIMJAB
TopicNintendo's stock is at a 5-year low. Good time to buy?
FacePalmer
07/28/11 2:57:00 PM
#3


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TIMJAB
TopicJets sign Holmes to 5 year deal, likely to sign Asomugha
FacePalmer
07/28/11 2:53:00 PM
#40
The Jets tried to build a stadium in NYC and it didn't work (obviously). The Meadowlands is literally less than 5 minutes away from NYC. It is easily the most viable spot for a stadium in the area. People that don't live in New York don't understand this.

From: muddersmilk | #038
100% lock to win the Super Bowl

No such thing in the world of sports. Though I would say they would be heavy favorites with that defense.


There used to be no such thing. Before there was a team with the possibility to team up the two best CBs ever.

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TIMJAB
TopicSo ... how is Metal Gear Solid's second CD?
FacePalmer
07/28/11 2:40:00 PM
#18
I remember Disc 2 being pretty short.

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TIMJAB
TopicHas anyone been watching the 90s nick thing?
FacePalmer
07/28/11 12:32:00 PM
#4
i heard it was pete & pete rather than doug

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TIMJAB
Topic{BB} The Big Brother Season 13 Topic {13}
FacePalmer
07/28/11 12:04:00 PM
#353
also this season sucks

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TIMJAB
Topic{BB} The Big Brother Season 13 Topic {13}
FacePalmer
07/28/11 12:04:00 PM
#352
rachel also can't spell moist

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TIMJAB
TopicUpdate on my girlfriend's pregnancy
FacePalmer
07/28/11 11:58:00 AM
#220

From: Gatarix | #218
This is not "trying to get pregnant." It's only "trying to get pregnant" if, you know, you actually want to get pregnant.

I'm guessing you just misspoke in your haste to make snide remarks, instead of randomly making stuff up about your personal life, but yeah.


this exactly

From: SBell0105 | #219
Tim is just being a [insert any word that he might mark me for here].


did you really just post this when my account is warned and all of your terrible posts are still there?

external image

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 144: Cult of Personality
FacePalmer
07/28/11 11:53:00 AM
#288

From: voltch | #278
But who are the Shannon Moore and Gregory Helms to the Buck's Hardys?


cutlers

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TIMJAB
TopicUpdate on my girlfriend's pregnancy
FacePalmer
07/28/11 11:23:00 AM
#216
delicious damage control

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TIMJAB
TopicUpdate on my girlfriend's pregnancy
FacePalmer
07/28/11 11:12:00 AM
#214

From: SBell0105 | #211
When you get older and you get married and want to have kids, Tim, you'll know that "Trying to get pregnant" does not always mean having sex and trying to physically impregnate a woman. Birth Control is not just a means of preventing my wife from getting pregnant there are also medically necessary reasons she is on it. So we have been doing a lot of things with doctors before she gets off the pill completely.

You want to call me out, do some research first.


i know what i'm talking about. i know there are other uses for birth control.

however, you also said you have sex on a regular basis.

and in two separate posts, you said you're trying to get pregnant and that you haven't yet decided to bring a child into the world

and now your wife has IC all of a sudden even though we've been discussing it for 200 posts and you never mentioned it

and then sephy called you out so now she has endometriosis

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TIMJAB
TopicUpdate on my girlfriend's pregnancy
FacePalmer
07/28/11 10:55:00 AM
#210
XFD of all the people going to hell in this topic, it's me that gets warned?

might as well catch sbell in a lie then

From: SBell0105 | #202
Right, I'm such a horrible person that I would lie about my wife suffering from IC for almost her entire 30 years alive. She was never hospitazlied and went through surgery to make things easier on her. We dind't have an OBGYN appointment yesterday morning. We haven't been trying to get pregnant for almost a year.


From: SBell0105 | #069
lolz.

With the same woman for 10 years and married for 6. We are responsible adults and she is on Birth Control and will stay on Birth Control till we decide to bring a child into this world.

But whatever makes you feel better about your poor choices in life.


WHOOPS!

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TIMJAB
Topic... was that really modded for illegal activities
FacePalmer
07/20/11 11:36:00 PM
#15
i got banned a few days ago for saying i don't condone the recreational use of marijuana

which isn't even true but that's besides the point

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TIMJAB
TopicAre you a bro? Commodore and Lockes present: The Bro List
FacePalmer
07/20/11 11:19:00 PM
#104
I'm more bro than Bro Jackson from Tecbro Super Browl.

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TIMJAB
TopicSave My Mass Effect Character Contest Day 34 - Top 2 - Final
FacePalmer
07/20/11 10:06:00 PM
#93
kasumi 4

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TIMJAB
TopicSince bosses are the topic of the night: FF4's were awesome.
FacePalmer
07/20/11 10:04:00 PM
#9

From: Veola | #001
From the obligatory first boss with a phase when you don't attack


Attack while its tail is up

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/20/11 10:00:00 PM
#157

From: Haguile | #156
Tommy Dreamer is the one who got Ryder on WWE? That...explains Dreamer's final match on raw.


Ryder and Hawkins were trained by Mikey Whipwreck, who received training from Dreamer. Dreamer probably did a bit for them as well, or at the very least Whipwreck relayed Dreamer's knowledge and passed their names along to him.

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TIMJAB
TopicI don't like boss battles.
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:58:00 PM
#22

From: TheKoolAidShoto | #006
I could totally do without any of the boss fights in Arkham Asylum


None of them were that bad really. The Scarecrow ones were really good even.

And if I'm buying a Batman game it's because I want to fight Bane and Mr. Freeze and stuff, not just waves of repetitive thugs.

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TIMJAB
Topicb8 goggles
FacePalmer
07/20/11 8:35:00 PM
#111
this would be good if not for whoever the eraser is

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TIMJAB
TopicSave My Mass Effect Character Contest Day 34 - Top 2 - Final
FacePalmer
07/20/11 8:23:00 PM
#89

From: The Real Truth | #084
Is Kasumi DLC or something? I don't remember her at all.


Yeah she is.

Kasumi 3.

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/20/11 8:17:00 PM
#153
or did he give do fixer vs. blood generation 5 stars? i think he did. that was 2006 but it's still over 5 years.

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/20/11 8:15:00 PM
#151
wow meltzer actually gave it 5 stars?

it's been a long time since he's given any match on american soil 5 stars...the last time was either joe vs. kobashi or joe vs. aj vs. daniels. i assume it was probably the latter since i think joe had finished up with ROH by then. either way it's almost 6 years i think.

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TIMJAB
Topic{BB} The Big Brother Season 13 Topic {13}
FacePalmer
07/20/11 8:03:00 PM
#283

From: TimJab | #275
spoilers for my next ranking list

kalia is now below rachel

for real


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand rachel is back in last

From: BakusaiTenketsu | #281
I highly doubt that Kalia is going home this week (or any time soon).


i'm aware of that but every other option sucks

unless jeff and jordan had put up brenchel of course. i knew they wouldn't after how big the tease was but i was still holding out hope. their decision was literally the difference between the best and worst player going home, and they chose to keep the worst player (not only of this and last season, but of all time). ugh.

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TIMJAB
TopicListen to my story. This may be ExTha's last chance. (FFX playthrough)
FacePalmer
07/20/11 11:44:00 AM
#51
blitzball is great

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TIMJAB
TopicCasey Anthony Dunking Booth
FacePalmer
07/20/11 11:10:00 AM
#4
TopicListen to my story. This may be ExTha's last chance. (FFX playthrough)
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:53:00 AM
#36
also wait extha are you at swift's place

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TIMJAB
TopicListen to my story. This may be ExTha's last chance. (FFX playthrough)
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:52:00 AM
#35
man i love the beginning of this game when you first wake up in spira and have no ****ing clue what's going on

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TIMJAB
TopicSave My Mass Effect Character Contest Day 34 - Top 2 - Final
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:46:00 AM
#72
Err...Tali's loyalty. But her recruitment too for that matter.

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TIMJAB
TopicSave My Mass Effect Character Contest Day 34 - Top 2 - Final
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:46:00 AM
#71

From: FFDragon | #068
You can actually get him fairly early. I played through a second time just to get him ASAP and use him on every mission I could and it was well over half the game, approaching 3/4.


Huh really? Your crew would be totally screwed I imagine. I think it would be funny to take Legion on certain missions though...Tali's recruitment comes to mind.

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TIMJAB
TopicSave My Mass Effect Character Contest Day 34 - Top 2 - Final
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:44:00 AM
#70
kasumi 2

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:43:00 AM
#113
To be honest their title history sucks though.

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/20/11 9:31:00 AM
#111

From: JaKyL25 | #105
Hey, with the NWA and WWE Titles currently vacant, I think the CZW Championship is the oldest currently active top title for any promotion in the country, outside of some really small indy feds.


Jersey All Pro. Their working agreement with NJPW might make them the biggest indy fed not named Ring of Honor. They're probably tied with PWG for #2.

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TIMJAB
TopicStannic, Melisandre, Brienne, and Margaery cast for Game of Thronws.
FacePalmer
07/19/11 8:41:00 PM
#28

From: Dauntless Hunter | #023
Nobody else is talking about it so I'll say it.

What the **** happened to Margaery's face?


Yeah funky picture. She's really hot in The Tudors.

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TIMJAB
TopicBest. Blitzball Player. Ever (in FFX)! - Day 14: Letty/Shaami, Zazi/Nuvy
FacePalmer
07/19/11 8:15:00 PM
#12
Shaami
Nuvy Ronso

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/19/11 8:08:00 PM
#76
Chuck Taylor killing Soldier Ant with a grenade was just the #1 video on Attack of the Show.

That happened so long ago.

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/19/11 8:05:00 PM
#74

From: Haguile | #073
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O7

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TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 143: Game Over, Vince
FacePalmer
07/19/11 7:58:00 PM
#67
We should be calling him NzQent.

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TIMJAB
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