Lurker > Haguile

From: XIII_rocks | #451

I had already booked you in a tag-team match with KP tonight to take on Swirly Oaks.

Convince me why I should change my plans. What have you done for me lately?

It's not about what I have done, it's about what I will do. You remember the boy band tyrant who took over the entire UCA in a flash? He's inside of me. I keep it caged but I can't control it. Because if I let him out, he'll tear me out and take me down. This goes double to you. If I let this boy band tyrant out, rest assured that he'll do everything to take you down.

If you do what I say, I won't turn on you. It's that simple.

But there's one more thing. One more thing you need to remember. Potter...isn't me. Are you going to let some clown run around with a mask and fight in the UCA as though he had a contract? We need to find out who it is that's breaking every single UCA law. This matters to you as much as it does to me. Under that mask, there may be a man who's trying to use anonymity to take you down. If you are at all intelligent you'll do as I say and let me do my detective work to investigate him.

Great. Listen up, XIII. Now that I have settled my issues with GTM, I have concluded during our fight that he is NOT Luchador Potter. This means that somebody else stole my Potter costume, and by God I'll find out. I want another match against Luchador Potter. If I fight him again, maybe I'll see what his endgame is.

From: TheCapisBack | #352

Haguile posted...

...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?

I think it was GTM.

He was so afraid of being friends with you, he literally BECAME you to avoid it.

This is a very good theory. It could have been...

From: muddersmilk | #353

Haguile posted...

...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?

<_<

It was definitely not me. Just because I knew where a spare LP mask was thanks to my job as EVPTR. Or because he showed up shortly after I finished trying to get permission to change my vote and left before I came back to verify Rad Link's signature. Or because it would be really fun and CHAOTIC to run down to the ring in my underwear and a Luchadore mask, and then pretend to be your alt while beating you up. Or because it would give me a something to laugh about when XIII tried to ignore what was happening right in front of him.

Nope, there is definitely no way it was me.

>_>

I'M SO CONFUSED.

I need help. I can't crack this case by myself.

F*** you XIII, I'm not Potter. Not anymore at least. I was the first Potter but somebody stole the costume...oh god. I have no idea who it is. I NEED to find out.

...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?

From: TheCapisBack | #340

Haguile posted...

When are my matches against GTM and that special opponent going to happen again?

These corrupt GMs refuse to book you.

Clearly they dont want you and GTM to be friends.

How dare they. They shall pay. I'll baptize our friendship with the blood of our fallen enemies.

When are my matches against GTM and that special opponent going to happen again?

I think Kurt is just self-aware enough to be parodying himself. I think.

I used to play that game so much as a kid.

...Huh there's a gamecube/ps2 version?

They should add something like an alternative Pikachu evolution. Like Pikachu+Training at the top of some mountain=...Pikablue?

From: JeffreyRaze | #415

We're just waiting on SSBM to log in and Haguile to do the final writeup, right?

Yup.

I must watch that. It looks like the right kind of terrible.

I never liked Kirigiri much, she's just detective archetype #92. So far I think the best character must be Hagakure.

Aliens took his sandwich man.

From: edwardsdv | #467

From: Wanglicious | #465

....why would you get the belt off Christian using Sandow.
that makes no sense at all. not for either guy OR the belt.

because. SD has TWO legitimately compelling characters, Sandow and Ryder. Why not let them feud over the title.

Christians just a warm body anyway.

Sandow is not really popular enough(or hated enough) to justify your hypothetical though. It could work if it's some sort of triple threat angle though, with Sandow, Ryder and Christian all fighting for the belt for a ppv or two.

Asahina's reactions might be very human. But...well, to quote John Dickson Carr..."I like some vividness of colour and imagination flashing out of my plot, since I cannot find a story enthralling solely on the grounds that it sounds as though it might really have happened." That applies to characters too, at least for me.

No, it's a mystery to me why anyone would find that character even remotely interesting. She's so boring. Like there are characters I can think "Well I don't like this character, but he's well developed and/or well written so I get why people would like him." That's not the case with her.

I'm sure people genuinely like her but I don't get it.

I really dislike Asahina. I have no idea why people like her.

yess tag

Oh, somebody asked me for a few more details on instant graduation. Let me clear up this last remaining doubt:

Once there are only 3 players or less left, the game will end as soon as the current phase ends.

Yes, it's a day phase. And it's tomorrow at 10:46pm.

Hey, XIII. Don't forget my match against that opponent I requested. I'm serious about that bro.

From: JeffreyRaze | Posted: 7/6/2012 11:35:01 PM | #397

Honestly, this point of the game is stupid because the first person to murder anyone wins, along with the two people who were not murdered.

That is true. I didn't think of something like four people alive then trial when I made the rules until somebody asked me about it, and by then it was too late to change. Next game that part will be changed so that the game can't end like this.

...Assuming I run a next game that is.

Ryder is far from the only person in the roster that tans more than it should be legally allowed to. I mean he's less orange than Miz.

That would be a great sitcom name.

Well uh I'm here.

Yes. I'm not on though, going to sleep.

Two clarifications I was asked over aim:

1)Reg's body is inside the burning kitchen

2)If only 3 people are left, the game ends, no trial.

From: JeffreyRaze | #379

Quick question, when I was searching rooms for the machine, was I able to enter all the rooms? If not, which ones did I miss?

I vaguely remember something stopping your investigation, but I can't remember what it was. I'll say that both KP and Reg's rooms had super doors reacting to fingerprints though.

Alright dead people let's...try not to talk.

From: _Regaro_ | #369

owned kanz owned

also /ooc/ is literally the most annoying gimmick ever don't do it again

For the record Kan was a Super Tennis player(his trophy was stolen so I feel it's not a problem to say this) and I'm still not sure how that is even remotely connected to the gimmick.

Day Phase Starts.

Currently, from this map...



Dormitory Floor 1 is the only place that hasn't been flooded yet. It's also worth mentioning that both the cafeteria and the kitchen are on fire, but the flood is sorta countering that.

By the end of this night phase everything but the dorms will be flooded.

Chad---------------------18, 24, 26, 34, 37
Biscuit-------------------14, 22, 25, 31, 36Dead, 25.
Dexter--------------------1, 5, 20, 23, 35Dead, 20. Dead AGAIN for 35. So you took one for the team.
JeffreyRaze------------3, 7, 10, 17, 27
Kanz-----------------------6, 9, 12, 21, 40Dead, 9.
KCF------------------------11, 15, 28, 38, 44
Raka ----------------------- 6, 13, 19, 29, 33
Semi------------------------18, 30, 36, 39, 45
Sceptile------------------ 2, 4, 8, 16, 32Dead, 32. Dead, 16. You somehow died twice. You also took one for the team by dying twice, so they ought to be buying you drinks for saving their life.

By the by, Kan and Raka both took the same number(6) but...the last number remaining isn't a cursed number, so neither of them is going to be affected for it.
...Well and Kan is dying for another number anyway.

List of remaining players:


Jeff
KCF
Raka
Semi

Note: Thanks to Biscuit's power, Chad can still vote, but he cannot conduct any investigations for...obvious reasons. He can talk as much as he wants though. Chad cannot win the game. All he can do is avenge his friend, if wants to. Biscuit can also choose to forfeit Chad's memory and remove him from the game.

Cursed Numbers if you are paranoid and want to check:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/578076-para-assault-course/63310206

so alive

Waiting on Biscuit and Chad, then we are good to go.

It's not that I hate spirit channeling. I still play the game despite it. But...well, it really did detract from my enjoyment of a few cases.

I'd agree with AAI being consistently very good. I loved the game. One thing it suffered is that it's hard to get the tension going when your main character is Edgeworth. He never quite goes "JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THE ANSWER" so it's hard to feel like the tension is really high. He seems more annoyed that he hasn't figured things out yet than anything else. I liked that tone though. It was pretty fun.

AJ...I liked a few points of it, but 4-1 was its best case and everything after that was a let down. I thought that 4-1 was setting the pace for the game's quality but that...really wasn't the case.

I couldn't like 3-5 as much as most people because what I always hated the most about the PW series is the spirit channeling thing, and that case was basically that on steroids.

Kanz I can't begin to guess why you'd want to pick different numbers based on the RNG being rerolled or not considering I haven't shown anybody the results yet.

Also don't...post the old numbers, that's just gonna make things look confusing.

Number & Player List:
Biscuit
Dexter
JeffreyRaze
Kanz-----------------------40, 21, 12, 9, 6.
KCF
Raka
Semi
Sceptile

From: shadosneko | Posted: 7/4/2012 11:20:39 PM | #333

##MVP: Maria

For killing the only person that could have actually solved this case.

I don't know about you but if I died in this game, I'd do my very best to make sure my very last action ensured I screwed over everybody who was still alive.

Attention everybody: None of us can count.

I just noticed somebody screwed up the whole numbers thing. 7(counting Chad) people picked 5 numbers each out of 45. There should not be twenty numbers remaining >_>

Upon closer inspection, it was during the whole "KCF picked the wrong numbers then they were added back" thing.

...So let's start again. This time, I want you to do the following:
Just pick five numbers from 1 to 45 and post them. Also copy-paste whatever numbers were posted before you did it.

Players to pick a cursed number:

Biscuit
Dexter
JeffreyRaze
Kanz
KCF
Raka
Semi
Sceptile

Yes, we need to do it again.

From: Rad Link 5 | #256

I was just picturing him delivering a fast-paced narration of the events on screen.

As Chris Jericho and that Fruity Pebble Kung Pao B**** John Cena went backstage to do each other's nails, Daniel Bryan and the WWE Champion CM Punk fought inside the ring. But then ALL OF A SUDDEN that PSYCHO HOESKI AJ comes marching her loco self down to the ring!

Nobody would ever complain about recaps again.

From: GTM | #274

if I win, you be my friend.
if you win, I be your friend?

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

I didn't call because I never left. I was always there, watching you.
While wearing a luchador mask. Yeah. That was weird.

I do still have the money I collected while we were tag partners. But...as much as I respect you, I just cannot hand you the money without any effort. That would go against everything the UCA stands for.

GTM, I challenge you to a "Friendship and Money on a pole" match!

This leaves us with...

Dexter
Raka

From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #324

20, 33, 4, 18, 22, 36

10 39 9 16
26 27 35
32 28 42
41 2 44 21
3 12 11 8 34
14 15 6 25 38
1 24 23 30
7

Biscuit you need to pick 5 more numbers(one set is for you the other is for Chad)

From: Sceptilesolar | #321

20 10 39 9 16
33 26 27 35
4 32 28 42
18 41 2 44 21
3 12 11 8 34
14 15 6 25 38
36 1 24 23 30
22 7

I added them back in.

Oh thanks.

From: KCF0107 | #319

Crap guys, I tookst Hag`s altered number list instead o' th' original, so th' five numbers that he picked weren`t reinstated.

Seriously? Uhhh put that back.

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

Cursed Numbers:

There are 8 players left and 6 cursed numbers. There are 45 numbers total. Each player shall choose 5 numbers. You cannot pick numbers that have already been picked.

Biscuit shall pick 10 numbers, as opposed to 5. However he shall pick 5 numbers as Biscuit and he shall pick 5 numbers for Chad. If Chad picks a cursed number, nothing happens. The number is just 'deactivated' so to speak.


Player List:(08/18)
[Bold=dead]
[Italics=Graduated]

Biscuit
Dexter
JeffreyRaze
Justin
KamikazePotato
Kanz
KCF
Luis_Sera
Maria
Raka
Regaro
Sceptile
Semi
shadosneko
Silver
Solfadore
Spiral
Zea

Players to pick a cursed number:

Biscuit
Dexter
JeffreyRaze
Kanz
KCF
Raka
Semi
Sceptile

Numbers you can still pick in no specific order:

40 33 13 26 27 35
4 17 32 28 42 5
18 41 2 44 19 21
3 12 11 29 8 34
14 15 6 25 37 38
36 1 24 23 30 43
45 22 7 31 16 9
39 20 10

To pick your 5 numbers, do the following:

Post in this topic with the five numbers you picked and then repost the numbers list I just posted above for reference for the others.

Example:

I pick 20, 10, 39, 9, 16.


40 33 13 26 27 35
4 17 32 28 42 5
18 41 2 44 19 21
3 12 11 29 8 34
14 15 6 25 37 38
36 1 24 23 30 43
45 22 7 31

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--

Alright, now, go ahead and pick those. I've already prepared the dead board where the numbers have already been selected. If you are lucky, maybe almost all of you can survive. If you are not...then yeah it may be game over.

NOTE: The number of cursed numbers is 50% higher than normal because you guys got two murders wrong as opposed to one.

By the way I'd just like to mention as a funny bit of trivia that Solfadore planned to do the same thing KP ended up doing. Solfadore died early, but his dickish spirit somehow made it to this bit.

To be fair you guys would have had more information if not for the person investigating the freezer blowing up >_>

From: Sceptilesolar | #300

Not surprised that it was someone else, really, but the evidence was just too obscure.

The fact that Solfadore planted a dick device on the school store yet it still worked and KP being the only person to go there besides Jeff who did a public investigation should have made it all pretty easy. But that aside, preparing the execution papers for now.

KAMIKAZE POTATO WAS THE KILLER. HE WASN'T CAUGHT. HE IS SET TO GRADUATE. THE STUDENT BODY GOT 2 MURDERS WRONG.

We'll start the execution for the remaining players(decided via RNG) very soon.