wg64Z posted...
This entire topic is evident that you are trying much too hard.
Absolutely NO flowers, and if you use cologne use a very, very small amount. Enough that if she gets close, she can barely smell it. It'll make her want to get closer and get a better whiff. YOU should be only barely able to smell it.
Also, you share a bedroom with your gay roommate? Who are you, Scott Pilgrim?
Typical s*** to talk about on a first date: School, work, family structure, music, recent events, a FEW (and I stress, few) subtle comments on her clothes/appearance, and of course a few jabs to make fun of her whenever possible (If she miss-pronounces something, mixes up names, screws up math). Do it in a playful way, but definitely point out her errors. If you sugar coat it as an adorable mess up she will not respect you.
I really like the comment about talking to her like a fatty best friend, that's good to an extent but remember, you're wanting to bone her, so don't make any nerd heavy references unless you are sure she'll understand them. And for the love of god don't quote any comedies, movies, or video games.
this
emphasis on the no flowers thing IDK how that even got brought up but jesus christ do not get her flowers
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| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 3:38:00 PM #78 | |
| Topic | some body call my momma |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 3:26:00 PM #2 |
ERTYUS ON A ROLL
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| Topic | IMPORTANT TOPIC: does anyone have "The Picture" by the artist known as GMUN |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 3:13:00 PM #31 |
GuessMyUserName posted...
I was requested a drawing so I drew it >_> There are more drawings B8 still hasn't even seen yet I will literally do anything for these man. Literally anything. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | Cop caught me and my GF having sex in her car... |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 6:23:00 AM #17 |
Robazoid posted...
Sess really needs to drop this new gimmick of 'player-bro' You know, and go back to one of his sixty other gimmicks. Is he still fake-ertyu? You alright man? A post like that typically shouldn't hit a nerve so strong. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | Cop caught me and my GF having sex in her car... |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 4:11:00 AM #9 |
Westbrick posted...
In-no-way-subtle stealth brag topic But congrats either way. (also sorry to hear that) Only on board 8 is having sex WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND considered bragging what the hell else is he going to do with her? puzzles? -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | ertyu topic about spring training baseball |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 3:35:00 AM #4 |
see any babes?
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| Topic | IMPORTANT TOPIC: does anyone have "The Picture" by the artist known as GMUN |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 3:26:00 AM #8 |
FFDragon posted...
 I've never seen this before Thank you FFD -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | Cop caught me and my GF having sex in her car... |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 2:53:00 AM #4 |
oh word?
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| Topic | IMPORTANT TOPIC: does anyone have "The Picture" by the artist known as GMUN |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 2:52:00 AM #1 |
we got some people in b8chat who are requestin to see this glorious s*** for the first time
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| Topic | ~*~ User of the Year 2012 ~*~ Round 4, Final Day (Divisions 8-10) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 2:39:00 AM #66 |
bartz alec lockes voltch myself AKA SAWYOFACEANDWOW AKA MMMMAYBACHMUSIC AKA sess....or better known as i am the game and rocky
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| Topic | Marines ordered to disarm for SECDEF speech [dwmf] |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 2:36:00 AM #7 |
Master Panetta is glorious. Master Panetta I hope you see this message via one of your brilliant monitoring systems and remember it when my application hits your desk. I love you and you did the right thing!
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| Topic | Is /r/atheism the worst place on the internet? [evidence inside] |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 2:10:00 AM #28 |
I just wish everyone saw the light like we do. Imagine no religion
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| Topic | Have you ever done this to a cashier? |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 2:08:00 AM #11 |
No but mainly because I'm civilized and don't use cash
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| Topic | Is /r/atheism the worst place on the internet? [evidence inside] |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 1:50:00 AM #25 |
What's up fellow atheists. I just wanted to say that I have read the bible...which is more than most christians could say. Heh. reading it is actually the quickest way to atheism in my opinion. Epic.
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| Topic | Just got offered a night of cuddles in exchange for bringing over Batman movies. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/15/12 1:20:00 AM #13 |
I'm honestly proud of the responses this topic got...even as little as a year ago this would be seen as acceptable behavior for a warmblooded male by most of you.
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| Topic | Is /r/atheism the worst place on the internet? [evidence inside] |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 11:35:00 PM #18 |
Actually don't bother, wait one second so I can make an Epic Comic about it.
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| Topic | Is /r/atheism the worst place on the internet? [evidence inside] |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 11:34:00 PM #17 |
Oh man some dumb theist made a facebook status thanking God for something today...check out this Epic Response I did on their wall!
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| Topic | Is /r/atheism the worst place on the internet? [evidence inside] |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 11:31:00 PM #15 |
I actually had a topic asking the exact same thing a few weeks ago. While it may not be the WORST place on the internet...it's definitely one of the better collections of angry autists and bitter virgins that you could possibly find. I would definitely recommend it to anyone doing a dissertation or independent study on asperger's sufferers and their behavior online.
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| Topic | Board 8/User Contests - 25 to Life |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 10:52:00 PM #3 |
this is exactly how I felt when I was betrayed during UOTY 2011
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| Topic | Formal endorsement for TheRick1525 as user of the year |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 10:34:00 PM #4 |
You all might know him as TheRock1525
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| Topic | Formal endorsement for TheRick1525 as user of the year |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 10:31:00 PM #1 |
NOTE THIS IS NOT RALLYING...IF YOU INTERPRET IT AS RALLYING YOU ARE JUST A RACIST
TheRock1525 AKA Strife4Life...or better known as TJ Mitello...is your 2012 User of the Year TheRock1525 is a board champion. A man who provides more substance in one post than the majority of you people ever will in your entrire lives. Think about that for a second. If he is not user of the year...what the hell are you? -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 10:23:00 PM #72 |
Ayuyu posted...
(oh but I'll shave the stach though, stach stubble is always terrible) a nostache beard looks awful too tho...just post a pic of you in your best outfit and we can help you from there bro -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:29:00 PM #44 |
and make sure the shirt fits lol
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| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:28:00 PM #43 |
button down, nice jeans (aka non dad jeans), and casual dress shoes. literally all you need for a date like that
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| Topic | UCA rally |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:25:00 PM #2 |
I support UCA!
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| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:22:00 PM #41 |
dont push s*** out man! just be natural my dude. youre gonna be in a good mood since your gonna get some so just be happy and social and s***!
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| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:19:00 PM #39 |
Ayuyu posted...
Well I don't know! When I'm really shy I often don't find what to talk about! It's not really the case with her but maybe stress could get in the way. shy people have stuff to talk about, they are just irrationally embarrassed to talk about those things dont be irrationally embarrassed to talk about those things -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:17:00 PM #37 |
Ayuyu posted...
Honestly the only thing that scares me the **** out is not finding things to talk about. It usually doesn't happen but man I wish it won't this time. how does one not have things to talk about -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:08:00 PM #30 |
Ayuyu posted...
I won't bother. I live with a roommate, both of our beds are in the same room, no way in hell I'll bring her at my place. Unfortunately. tell him to get the hell out in the dorms there was rarely a night where both of us slept in the same room...we had to schedule our lays -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 5:06:00 PM #27 |
also wash your sheets
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| Topic | So an update on the situation of my coworker I had a crush on. |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 4:56:00 PM #18 |
Ayuyu posted...
I'm not fat! Blazer.. I've never wore that thing ever and actually had to google to know what it was. what anyways beat that p**** up dude -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 4:47:00 PM #21 |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted... He ruled in the sense that he governed your state. So are you saying he should be president because as governer of Massachusetts, he governed the state of Massachusetts? Normally I would absolutely and unquestioningly buy into such redundant reasoning (out of sheer amusement) but in this case I'm not going to. Hopefully he'll be rejected by hardcore conservatives for being from such a liberal state... That's precisely what I'm saying. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | ~B8UCA Presents: Wednesday Night RUIN!~ ft. Tables, Relegation, Promotion |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 4:40:00 PM #67 |
Is that the sounds you make when you are chewing my fecal matter?
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| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 4:09:00 PM #19 |
He ruled in the sense that he governed your state.
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| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:54:00 PM #16 |
Naomi_Diamond posted...
From what I've seen the guy is pretty off, but then again so is Santorum. Either way, neither would get my vote. It's attitudes like this that are destroying America -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:52:00 PM #13 |
foolm0ron posted...
Hmm, fired from being able to post in this topic? Fired from my basic natural right to free speech? You're right, Romney IS powerful. Powerful enough to strip you of your basic rights. Do we need such a tyrant in office? We need such a president. Also posting on gamefaqs isn't a right, it's a privilege. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:42:00 PM #11 |
foolm0ron posted...
From: SAWYOFACEANDWOW | #005 Also it's Gov. Romney, not "Romney". Show the man some respect. I don't recall ever signing a contract to call him "Gov" I'm sure you and Romney, as elite businessmen, will understand if I refuse to comply with a request without a contract that benefits me financially. I'm sure you will understand that you're fired. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:41:00 PM #10 |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Romney sucked as our governer so I have no reason to believe he won't suck as president. He actually ruled as your governor. He did not. I'm not even sure how he got elected. He failed the first time he ran back when I was a kid. His opponent the 2nd time must've really been worthless to lose to Romney He was elected as the head of your state correct? If he was then he pretty much had to rule unless he did nothing for his entire term. And we all know that ruling is the opposite of sucking. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:38:00 PM #6 |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Romney sucked as our governer so I have no reason to believe he won't suck as president. He actually ruled as your governor. -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:37:00 PM #5 |
Also it's Gov. Romney, not "Romney". Show the man some respect.
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| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:36:00 PM #3 |
Everyone please pay no attention to the snake in the grass known as "foolmo"
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| Topic | The Official Topic of Prosperity and Glory (Mitt Romney 2012) |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:28:00 PM #1 |
www.restoreourfuture.com
Come out and support the 2012 GOP Nominee! Whether it's an economic policy that will benefit everyone or foreign policy that will strengthen our security, Mitt Romney will be the man to get us back on track. Please go out and support Gov. Romney by voting for him in your local primaries! -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! Like my posting? Then go visit Icehawk's site! www.shinybuttons.net |
| Topic | he sess question |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:22:00 PM #3 |
ya sure we call call it tornado layzers meet the president
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| Topic | what are some good iphone apps to download? |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 3:16:00 PM #4 |
google sky
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| Topic | ~B8UCA Presents: Wednesday Night RUIN!~ ft. Tables, Relegation, Promotion |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 2:42:00 PM #62 |
Don't do it like that, BABY!
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| Topic | How many gay bands do you like? |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 2:08:00 PM #2 |
does r kelly count
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| Topic | ~B8UCA Presents: Wednesday Night RUIN!~ ft. Tables, Relegation, Promotion |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 1:58:00 PM #51 |
I injected my colon with a substance that gives me exoskeleton penetrating turds.
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| Topic | ~B8UCA Presents: Wednesday Night RUIN!~ ft. Tables, Relegation, Promotion |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 1:54:00 PM #48 |
And I just got done taking a literal crap in your literal mouth.
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| Topic | ~B8UCA Presents: Wednesday Night RUIN!~ ft. Tables, Relegation, Promotion |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 1:48:00 PM #45 |
It definitely did XIII. But there's one thing you forgot.
*i am the game breaker's XIII* My name isn't Sess. It's i am the game, and I'm the best in the world at what I do. And what I do....is post on the internet. Bad news for all you people. You think you dislike KCF as middleweight champion...... You're gonna hate me. *slams mic down and storms off* -- sess back...somebody call the brinks truck! |
| Topic | attn people of the board 8 |
| SAWYOFACEANDWOW 03/14/12 1:38:00 PM #16 |
ertyu will you stop playing games when you get to 1000
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