Buy either half of a hooker, an entire awful hooker, or three porno mags. Either way prove to the federal government that what the public wants is more hookers and blow.
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| Topic | Getting a cool $15 back from taxes |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:00:00 PM #6 | |
| Topic | I'm sure glad Tyrese and Michonne aren't on the Walking Dead TV show |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 7:14:00 AM #30 |
SMOKEDOG42O UotY 2012
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Do you like the the majority of B8 members? |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 6:39:00 AM #32 |
No, I don't know most people here. While voting in UotY I realize that I only interact with about 30% of you, and that the majority of users post in topics that I just don't enter (anime, manga, user contests, etc..)
Sure I would! Well, some of you. I think RX7 lives nearby to me, but I never interact with him, and also he's, like, 3 years old. No. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Weird Comparison: The Artist VS Skyrim |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 6:35:00 AM #5 |
I've seen The Artist and I've played Skyrim and I refuse to participate in this topic. It's like asking which is better, a hybrid car or a nice pan of lasagna.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:42:00 AM #17 |
Look, I'm sorry I called you a *****. I'm sorry I called your mom a *****. I'm sorry I said I put my **** inside of your mom's ***. I'm sorry for all of that. I truly am. Life is a chance to make the universe better than it was when you entered it, and tonight I've failed in my mission to uphold that credo.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:38:00 AM #14 |
Also I don't see how me liking Cameron's film makes me a troll. I legit like it, and on the internet most people hate it. I felt like I had to defend my position.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:37:00 AM #13 |
... Since tonight... *sigh*.
</heel turn> -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:35:00 AM #10 |
I actually don't care about Avatar the children's cartoon series, but I was very, very impressed by the visuals in the Cameron movie. Like, I think it's the best looking movie that's ever been made. If you can convincingly name another movie that is better looking than by all means do, but I can't. It's just so crazy gorgeous.
Do I think it's a great movie? Of course not. Do I think it's a milestone inasmuch as how movies will be made in the future? Sure I do. You'd be an idiot not to think that. And that's why I think it's great. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I'm sure glad Tyrese and Michonne aren't on the Walking Dead TV show |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:32:00 AM #27 |
No.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:29:00 AM #8 |
Oh you got me.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:28:00 AM #6 |
Yeah, it was. I've tried watching the first dozen episodes of the cartoon and I just didn't like it much. So yah, I do know what I'm talking about.
Nice try, though. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I'm sure glad Tyrese and Michonne aren't on the Walking Dead TV show |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:25:00 AM #25 |
Do you know how awful Jurassic Park would have been had they kept strictly to the book? There would have been strange interludes where the DNA sequences slowly revealed things. And it wouldn't have worked out very well at all.
Comics are an especially strange breed of this, as it's storytelling works in a peculiar way. If you made a movie with the pacing and subtlety of a comic series it would all be either moving extremely quickly or in slow-motion. I think TWD trying to slow the action down and take the dramatic approach is a good thing for the medium. Do I want Shane dead? Of course. But am I mad at the show because he isn't? No, of course not, because I trust the show to do what it needs to to create a great narrative. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I'm sure glad Tyrese and Michonne aren't on the Walking Dead TV show |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:19:00 AM #22 |
And you're the worst person I've ever had to interact with ever. It works out well like that. Hey, why don't you go around not listening to people some more? It seems to be working out well with you so far. Actually scratch that; why don't you go out and actually watch the things you're talking about before you say anything?
I've seen your posts and you're really, really dumb. That said, I feel like you could turn yourself around. You might end up alright. Maybe. But if you keep going along the awful, douchey, close-minded, and ignorant (not to mention incestuous) route you're currently on you won't amount to ****. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Sooo why did nobody tell me about Avatar : The Promise? (Airbender not Cameron) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:13:00 AM #4 |
Cameron > whatever the **** you're talking about. Seriously, I get the impression that you guys boycott his stuff even though it's legit really, really enjoyable.
You guys are all hipsters. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I'm sure glad Tyrese and Michonne aren't on the Walking Dead TV show |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:10:00 AM #19 |
You may not, but you're a ***** in general. Seriously, if you complain this much about such a minor thing then you probably shouldn't legally have access to a keyboard. "Oh wah wah, other people experience things at different times and in different ways than I do." Well go choke on it, because you're the worst type of person.
I barely care about The Walking Dead, but you're just awful. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I'm sure glad Tyrese and Michonne aren't on the Walking Dead TV show |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/27/12 12:06:00 AM #16 | From: tereziWright | #014 Hey. Hey you. You're the reason people don't like comics fans. You literally say **** like "as a comic fan" and "and while I don't dislike the show". I mean, you're public enemy #1 when it comes to people wanting to get into fandoms but failing to, because we deal with folks like you. "OH YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN SILVER SURFER FIRST FOUGHT GALACTUS SO YR A N00B". Dude, let people like what they like. Guess what: readership has gone waaaaaay up for The Walking Dead since the show's started, which means there's going to be that many more issues. So quit being a dink and learn to appreciate a good thing. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Why do people assume that spoilers for adapted mediums are okay? |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 11:55:00 PM #4 |
Guess what.
People die 100% of the time. Spoilaz. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Rec movies with cool death scenes. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 10:22:00 PM #8 |
Rise of the Planet of the Rapes
Forrest Hump Titandick Diddler's List Citizen Kane's Creepy Sex List Harry Potter and the Closet of Secrets Igby Goes Down on a Ton of Dudes Die Hard Terminator 2: Judgement Day Old Boy Titanic -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | ~~*~ 84th Annual Academy Awards Discussion Topic ~~*~~ |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 8:42:00 PM #229 |
YESSSSSSSSSSSS The Artist took two of the three majors.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | ~*~ User of the Year 2012 ~*~ Round 3 - I'll Think of a Name Later Division |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 8:02:00 PM #6 |
+10 SEP
+9 snowy +8 Crasty +7 Aecioo +6 SHINE +5 XIII +4 KCF +3 GMUN +2 DP +1 Chrono -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Just realized how amazing this year is going to be for movies. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 7:34:00 PM #2 |
It could be the most entertaining year for movies in a long time, yes.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | fetus gives his top 25 characters in the A Song of Ice and Fire series [SPOILAZ] |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 4:32:00 PM #200 |
#13: Barristan the Badass
A hall to die in, and men to bury me. I am a knight! I shall die a knight! Even now, I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake! Here, boy! Melt it down and add it to the others! -Barristan Selmy, being very bold. Selmy is all about honor and duty. He's two-thirds of a Tully if you go by their motto. He's a knight, he wants to die a knight, and he can't imagine a better day than a full 24 hour period in which he's smiting his sworn leader's foes, one after the other, blood spattering his entire body, a rain of plasma blocking out the Sun, with him, Ser Barristan, laughing the entire time. "YES. BRING IT I SAY. HOW DARE YOU DEFY YOUR KING OR QUEEN?" he screams so loud the dying wails of the men around him become inaudible; his voice's timbre so low and permeating that had he been standing within 100 leagues of The Wall it would come tumbling down, killing thousands and drowning the kingdom in undead ice wights, plunging Westeros into an eternal slumber so deep that it is very unlikely to ever wake from it. So that's what he'd like to be doing all day. And every so often he does chop dude's heads off. He killed Khrazz, after all, and Khrazz was, like, awesome. I dunno, not much more to say about Barristan. I can't wait for the next book to see how much Yunkai ass he chops up. The Barristan Selmy. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | YO PUN (and any other SSFIVAE:2012 players) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 12:44:00 AM #11 |
If anybody on the 360 wants to play me right now I'm going on. "Antarcticaust" is my handle.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | YO PUN (and any other SSFIVAE:2012 players) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 12:42:00 AM #7 |
WEAKU I WILL DUDLEY YOU TO DEATH
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | YO PUN (and any other SSFIVAE:2012 players) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 12:41:00 AM #6 | From: Weakupedia | #003 No, most Cammys I fight just Air Cannon spam me. I like Dudley's AirHP because it's strong and quick, but I've been training myself to stay on the ground. He's a boxer, and his best moves are on the ground. So when I fight Cammys and stay on the ground they just Air Cannon spam me and I die. And then when I jump to get an in they do that air throw she has and I die. I hate Cammy. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | YO PUN (and any other SSFIVAE:2012 players) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 12:39:00 AM #4 |
PUN
Are you serious You're, like, the fighting game king Alright, all that aside, any Dudley advice? I know he's kind of a niche character. I'm p. crappy with him and I'm still, like, the 3000th best dude in the country with him. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | YO PUN (and any other SSFIVAE:2012 players) |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/26/12 12:36:00 AM #1 |
... Can you teach me how to get good with my Dudley? I feel like most people when they see somebody choose Dudley they think, "Oh, easy fight", but against the fireball-fireball-fireball-uppercut-fireball clan I'm actually pretty good. But I suck against Cammy. And Blanka. And Adon. And Sagat. And Bison. And Balrog. And Seth. And T. Hawk.
I feel like I'm on the verge of being totally awesome with da Dudz, but I haven't quite hit that point yet. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | ~ Babes Contest 2012 - R1 Day 15 - ft. Brie/Brewster, Rihanna/Sandford ~ |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 11:54:00 PM #6 |
Sandford
Smulders Takizawa Bowden Brewster Yejin Brewster is probably the only woman who could beat out Brie for me. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Do you like 1800s-styled aesthetics? |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 11:52:00 PM #2 |
Why is that woman's pregnant stomach fuzzy on the bottom?
This show seems weird. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Alec is on hard drugs, apparently. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 11:43:00 PM #5 |
XFD
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | fetus gives his top 25 characters in the A Song of Ice and Fire series [SPOILAZ] |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 11:30:00 PM #198 |
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Alec is on hard drugs, apparently. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 11:27:00 PM #1 |
The guy can't drink but he'll sure as hell let hookers fart blow into his face.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | User of the Year Stats and Discussion Topic Part 2 |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 11:13:00 PM #273 | From: th3l3fty | #259 Welp. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | User of the Year Stats and Discussion Topic Part 2 |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 9:30:00 PM #247 |
75%? Pathetic.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I would like to post for your entertainment, the best guitar solos of all time. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 2:22:00 AM #1 |
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain:
Steve Vai vs. Ralph Macchio: -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | The biggest explosion you've ever seen. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:58:00 AM #1 |  That's probably about forty times the size of our solar system. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | fetus gives his top 25 characters in the A Song of Ice and Fire series [SPOILAZ] |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:54:00 AM #196 | Stannis's cool attitude and astounding charm in this trailer makes me like him even more than I already do. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Cokes needs a new name for his brewery. Here's where you come up with ideas B8. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:48:00 AM #87 |
What's Hoppnin'?
Budweiser Carl Sagan Came Up With The Recipe For This Beer Moon Beer Brewdock Saints The Venture Brews Also oh hey, a manager from the Salem Margarita's came up to our location tonight to help us out with our new system that they're rolling out. I asked him if he knew you but he said he didn't. I didn't know if Salem is very small-town (I've only been there on Halloween), but I figured it was worth a shot. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | IglooBob's top 25 "The Wire" characters (w/writeups). |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:43:00 AM #30 | From: TVontheRadio | #017 This. That was such a satisfying scene. Hilarious in an "oh my god thank god D's not dead" kind of way. Which, frankly, is a pretty dark kind of hilarious. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | 93252 people voted in the poll I submitted |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:40:00 AM #8 |
He thinks he does, but he's actually been irrelevant for years now.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | Hey Digi |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:40:00 AM #5 |
PWNZD
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I love it when porn sites have those Share on Facebook buttons |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:39:00 AM #6 |
I've set my privacy settings to the point where I don't even show up in search... I hope.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/pf_article_111929.html I'm not quite that hardcore - people can post on my wall and stuff - but people can't even see my non-friends profile. Also I'm glad that this got bumped. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | 93252 people voted in the poll I submitted |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:37:00 AM #6 |
Like, so large.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | 93252 people voted in the poll I submitted |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:33:00 AM #2 |
More like 100,000 thousand people were connected to your fat XFD
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | How do you pronounce Cait Sith? |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 1:25:00 AM #22 |
DUDE THROW YOUR CAT IN A FIELD WHYDON'TCHA
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | How do you pronounce Cait Sith? |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/25/12 12:43:00 AM #14 |
My fiancee and I both pronounce it Kate Sith.
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | drunk topic ask things |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/24/12 11:38:00 PM #11 |
What made you decide to watch MLP?
Is your surliness an internet persona or are you actually a pretty taciturn guy? How do you pronounce the O in your first name? I have no idea. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | GUYS l'M SO DURNK |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/24/12 11:37:00 PM #1 |
AX ME anything haha I realized the caps were on XFD
-- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | ~*~ User of the Year 2012 ~*~ Round 2 - We Came to Pray Division |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/24/12 9:23:00 PM #37 |
--SEP / StealThisSheen
--fetus / SMOKEDOG42O --Icehawk --agasonex / Ainoxi --Chrono1219 / FashnQueenEtna --Team Rocket Elite --MrSmartGuy -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
| Topic | I'd like to wish Daranix the best of luck in his UotY match against me tonight. |
| SMOKEDOG42O 02/24/12 7:46:00 PM #1 |
*dons monocle and gilded cane*
*procures brandy* To Daranix! May he live for many years and not die in a horrible accident. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar |
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