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Dragoon

That thing scares me.

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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up.
http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail

Roster: Leeroy, Bill, Orochi, Selvaria, Potemkin

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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up.
http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail

explain the kidnapping thing.

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Ngirl is a toll bridge - Wigs
Gotta pay if you want to come inside! - Ngirl

Well if you aren't going to roll the shell I am not going to give you the pleasure to argue your team's victory.

Forfeit

Enjoy your win regaro-chan~

So who can I actually roster.

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Ngirl is a toll bridge - Wigs
Gotta pay if you want to come inside! - Ngirl

Chris/Drak
Tom/Maniac/sbp
Chris
Ayv
XIII
Boko

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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up.
http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail

again.

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Ngirl is a toll bridge - Wigs
Gotta pay if you want to come inside! - Ngirl

Oh man, contest season. Awesome.

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

*Chris gets jumped by both men in the title match and Nee finishes Chris off with a boot to the face*

On the ground Chris mutters, "Payback... is gonna be a b****".

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Ngirl is a toll bridge - Wigs
Gotta pay if you want to come inside! - Ngirl

Chris

Hey, everyone loves a good triple threat right.

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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up.
http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail

*Comes to the back heated as hell*

"Chris, what's the matter-" An interviewer tries to question but Chris snatches the mic away from him.

"That was a load of crap out there. I beat everyone placed in front of me. Everyone! And then a guy who hasn't even done the same is allowed to be in the match and low blows me early in the match to screw me. What a bunch of crap. The first guy I run into back here is going to get a lesson in respect around here."

Chris slams down the mic.

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Ngirl is a toll bridge - Wigs
Gotta pay if you want to come inside! - Ngirl

Doctor Doom quietly analyzed all of the information that was in front of him. It didn’t take him long of course, he was Doom. The man who he had just made his mind slave was interesting. He had found a way to turn living, breathing creatures into digital data for simple storage. If Doom was capable of being impressed, he might have been at this. The amount of research that had been done on making this concept a reality had to have taken the better part of the decade. Doom would have it stolen in five minutes and have it turned to profit within ten.

Doom pressed a few buttons on the computer and suddenly the local Pokecenter popped up on screen. After a moment a Nurse Joy entered the viewing area.

“This is Nurse Joy how may I help you?” Joy said in her usual bubbly voice.

“It is your master, mind slave.”

At the sound of hearing her master’s voice Joy’s eyes glazed over. When she spoke again, it was in a dull, mechanical voice. “Hello, master. How may I be of service?”

“I have acquired a Pokemon storage system. Doom wishes to implement this in every Pokecenter. You will get this task accomplished.”

“There is already a system in place, master. I am unsure if it will be possible-“

“The storage I have taken is one in the same, mind slave,” Doom interrupted. “I have simply implemented some desirable additions to the coding to ensure that any would be Pokemon collectors are kept in line.”

Joy waited for her master to elaborate but when it was obvious that he had no plans to do so she simply nodded. “Will you be charging for this service, master?”

Doom’s eyes narrowed.

Doom needs to lessen cognitive dampeners on his mind slaves.

“Slap yourself for asking such a stupid question, fool,” Doom commanded.

Nurse Joy immediately slapped herself across the face as hard as she could. After a moment her cheek puffed up and it turned pink indicating that there was a rush of blood to the area.

On the other hand, cognitive dampeners amuse Doom.

“Doom wishes to charge the same amount for this service as he does for the healing. If they refuse to pay this service you may inform them that the agreement they signed before putting their Pokemon into my system stated that once the Pokemon enter the system they are legally mine until they are taken out. If they do not pay, then they lose their right to take them out.”

“Would you like me to deposit the Pokemon in your lab for your own use if this should happen, master?” Joy asked with a fair amount of difficulty. She hit harder than she thought.

“No. Doom has no desire to train worthless Pokemon. If they are unable or unwilling to pay what Doom considers to be a reasonable fee Doom will simply start feeding the Pokemon to Doom’s Gyarados, Doom. Doom is sure Doom would welcome the snack.”

Joy had found that sentence very confusing but didn’t have the brain power left to question her master. “Of course, master. I’ll get on it right away.”

Without further reply Doom cut off the connection and moved away from the computer. He glanced over at Bill. The man was laid out on the floor and bleeding lightly from where his head had connected with his sturdy wooden table. Doom was sure he would be fine. Even if he wasn’t, it didn’t concern Doom much. Doom walked over to the table and picked up his cup of tea which was still warm. He took a sip and proceeded to throw the cup against the nearest wall, shattering it. Tea time was over.

Doom turned on his heel and exited the house with his cloak billowing behind him. He had a date with a certain orange haired gym leader to keep.

The Gym Battle quickly approaches!

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

up

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

#447 | KanzarisKelshen | Posted 7/1/2011 1:34:50 AM | message detail | quote
Note to self: put JC on the "not top elo, but good" bin with HGR and myself. That caitlyn was excellent. I'm curious how many of the other guys are on the level, too. Get to 30 so we can go out for a ranked spin, guys!

I was going to go to mock this but when I quoted a message that said "you are good" my firefox literally ate itself and is unable to start now.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

teaser bump.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Well that was the worst of 3 good options.

Metis will be joining her sister today!
Aigis is bringing Abaddon - Frozen Stone
Raziel is going to be RIPPING REVAN'S ****ING HEART OUT. Cool stuff.
Deco Death Match between Big Boss and some random post rosters person.

Tommy is bringing the SunBeam
Bill is bringing Neo Contra Set C
Link is bringing Pegasus Boots, Magic Cape, and Zora Mask

Done

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Heel Turn! Link, Lute, Terry

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Magnum Opera

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Kefka laugh that, you deranged clown.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

God Killer.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

I have no idea what the wording on Aigis' Lead is talking about, but I like to believe that Aigis and one of Tifa or Aeris has hot human lesbian on robotic lesbian sex and this somehow manages to piss Cloud off enough to solely devote his abilities to the wonderful and talented Aigis.

Rugal. Check.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

I vote for Chris.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

What can I say I like shell rolls.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

JC if you don't shell I swear to god I am ending you.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Lute is a true Prodigy. As such, she very much fears that General Bub is going to bubble her and then have crazy dinosaur sex with her, and that's NO good!

I shall wait for the rugal check on this before proceeding.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

blutoblutarskyX posted...
doom does not play childrens games.

btw- you do realize he eventually defeats richards by out-living him.

oh- wait, he already defeated richards by saving his wifes life when richards inferior intellect was incapable of doing so.

1. Doom does not play. The sentence needed to end there.
2. Life is less fun without eternal rivals.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Doctor Doom does not like bumps..

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Doctor Doom whipped out his Pokedex and scanned the Pokemon, apparently named Articuno, in front of him.

“Articuno, the legendary ice Pokemon. It must like to have its food frozen before it eats it because it is sad that it Is capable of creating a blizzard at a moment’s notice. Be wary, this one can probably kick your ass too.”

Doom was not pleased with his Pokedex’s opinion.

“You have a knack for capturing Pokemon above your station Richards. No matter, this time I am prepared. Go, Thor!” Doom tossed his Pokeball and Thor the Pikachu raced out of it and growled beside his master.

Richards snorted. “You would fight a legendary with something that has not even evolved to meet its maximum potential yet, Victor? I see your time in the Pokemon World has not done you any service. Your plots end here! Articuno! Ice Beam!”

“Dodge.” At Doom’s command Thor flashed out of the way of the ice beam which left the grass where Thor had been standing frozen solid.

Articuno’s repeated use of Ice Beam came with the same result of Thor dodging them.

Doom smirked at his rival.

“Can you feel it, Richards? The heavens themselves cry at how pathetic your legendary is!” As he spoke Doom coaxed the clouds above into action, and after a moment a light drizzle started to pour down, which was quickly intensifying.

Richards’ eyes narrowed at the sudden rainstorm. He had not seen Victor use any of his magic, but he was sure that he had.

Before Richards could chastise his rival, lightning struck.

Well, technically speaking it would be thunder struck.

“Thor! Bring down the hammer. Thunder!”

Thor charged up for only a moment before a crack of thunder could be heard overhead as a massive lightning bolt zipped down from the heavens and struck Articuno. The bird screeched in agony as Thor did not relent on the attack for several seconds. Finally, most of his energy spent, Thor stopped his attack and panted slightly.

Doom was pleased with the sight before him.

Articuno had scorch marks all over its body as it weakly hovered a few feet above the ground. Every time the bird tried to suck in air there was a terrible wheezing sound from its chest.

“It appears your new friend is… on ice,” Doom said maliciously.

Richards smiled at the comment.

Doom frowned, because smiles were to be frowned upon.

“Show Victor Von Doom that legends last forever, Articuno! Blizzard!

A moment before where there had been a downpour, there was now a maelstrom of snow and ice in its place and the scorch marks on Articuno were vanishing under the intensity of the storm.

Doom tilted his head upward slightly as a sign of respect towards the Articuno.

Doom likes a challenge!

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Doom is not pleased with the weird purge that devours his adventures. Doom believes this means he must make the Pokemon suffer quicker in order to repay this so called 'purge monster' for its defiance of his fate! Onward, into the future! The future that is Doom!

Link to complete story of Doctor Doom's misadventures: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Doom_travels_through_Kanto_with_a_Magikarp_as_his_starter

Last update for those who missed it:


"Yes Victor, Richards is in fact my name. Honestly I would question your intelligence every time you insist on screaming my name if it wasn't for the fact that the last time I did so three million children died."

"It is always the children who suffer, after all," Doom said nonchalantly.

"I am pretty sure you are the one that came up with that saying right after you finished killing them all," Richards responded.

Doom shrugged, not seeing a point in denying the accusation.

"You stand in the path of Doom, Reed Richards. Unlike the last time your trickery will do you no good at this juncture in the road. For old time's sake I shall give you once chance, but only one: Stand aside for your better or suffer." Doom crossed his fingers, both signifying that he did not mean a word he said and in whatever counted for hope in Doom's mental makeup that Richards would refuse the offer and he would get to best him in trial by Pokemon combat.

"Haha, you are as arrogant as ever I see. I suppose Zapdos is going to have to teach you another lesson. Offer rejected."

If Doom was capable of feeling happiness, this would be a moment of great joy for him. As it stood, Doom only smirked and cackled evilly, as opposed to the well known nice cackling, inside his mind.

Doom likes crushing his greatest rival.

"Do you believe that the same trick would work on one such as Doom, Richards? A foolish thought."

Richards smiled at Doom's proclamation.

Doom does not like smiles.

"Of course not," began Richards. :That is why I brought a new friend with me today. Go, Articuno!"

Richards threw a Pokeball and a massive blue bird appeared in front of Doom.

Doom stared up at the large bird and matched its gaze, refusing to back down to the gigantic bird.

Doom will not suffer defeat!

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Ippo has been arrested for murder, I think.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Not like it would be hard for everyone to add a new favorite, sure.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

I would have won but I get paranoid around Sbell.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Kaiji is very ace, yes.

Good topic.

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Sir Chris
"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf

Nickelback - Rockstar

Randomly wanted to listen to it, huh.

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"I don't care for unnecessary internet message board drama." - Smurf