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StealThisSheen posted...

No you didn't.

you're just jealous because your lack toast and tolerance and can't eat a milkshake

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Liquid Wind posted...

Sugisaki_Ken posted...

... does Strahax even have another account to make that mistake with?

smurf

who is smurf .____.

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High fives TC

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foolm0ron posted...

What flavor?

Banana

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Me and my buddy were walking around the street pretty hammered when we saw a cop car parked obviously waiting to catch speeders. My bro dared me to chuck my Arby's milkshake at the cop car so I did. Immediately the police lights went on and we ran as fast as we could. The cop car couldn't turn around in time because the street was small LOL

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LeonhartFour posted...

Maybe you should try being the kind of person others want to see have another birthday then.

Kicking me while I'm down on my special day? How very Christian of you

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Sigh

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LeonhartFour posted...

From: _BALLIN_ | #096
Hey swirl dude I will be participating in this contest. If you have any questions or want some advice let me know.
oh didn't he tell you that you were banned

Why am I banned?

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Hey swirl dude I will be participating in this contest. If you have any questions or want some advice let me know.

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Stop. Stop save my contests. You are a grown man

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For the record I didn't mark you. I'm with you all, my comrades, in the struggle against moderator oppression

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Confirm

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It smells like freedom

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And if you do cuss you get punched in the nards really hard

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Don't you have anything better to do this summer?

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Shin Megami since I'm over 13 years old.

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whatisurnameplz posted...

I thought LMS's topics were the insanely boring ones where he says the exact same thing in each of his posts, namely inequalities, Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask being overrated, him liking Other M, the N64 being ****, etc.

They're just as interesting as most of the topics on Board 8. "Save My Electric Pokemon" and "I will rank 50 random VG remixes". Who cares?

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Do you get excited when you see my topics?

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If you're shopping at Wal-Mart for baggy jeans and Metallica t-shirts, you're doing life wrong. Just a friendly protip.

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Apparently this guy was actually a bronie lol

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I call dibs on GenesisSaga

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_BALLIN_ posted...

Not Dave posted...

god no

You would be so lucky to actually get human interaction, Not Dave. When was the last time you spoke with another actual person? The pizza delivery guy last week?

Zing!

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SantamBraveWii posted...

From: skull_bonek23 | #003
Why would you go out of your way to acquire a taste for something you don't like? I could understand maybe if it was something healthy but otherwise that just doesn't make any sense to me.
Why wouldn't you?

Because we don't want to look like hippos?

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I already passed the LSAT, sonny boy

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LOL @ you being a lawyer!

Protip: The courtroom is NOT like Tekken

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Topic Creator, are you a fatty?

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Not Dave posted...

god no

You would be so lucky to actually get human interaction, Not Dave. When was the last time you spoke with another actual person? The pizza delivery guy last week?

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Forceful_Dragon posted...

That picture is fake right?

Someone tell me that's fake. I need to know.

Why would it be fake?

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Rules:


You're naked
Can't kill any
Can't leave the room

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what is this guy even his problem? its like heg ot broadside school fed up the bone bulge.

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MZero11 posted...

my brain hurts reading this topic

You're brain hurts whenever you read in general. Stick to lifting boxes in a warehouse

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Yup

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This board is a joke. If you want a real bored with a lot of diverse topics and users, go to CE

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Go

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foolm0ron posted...


Wrong. I prefer #3 - I don't date her, bang her and then dump her faster than your prom date dumped you.

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Erugios posted...



Are you serious? She gets hit on all the time and the risk/opportunity for her to cheat on you is greater than normal

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?

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Dear The South,

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You guys are pissing me off now. I explicitly said you cant exchange. Are you all as blind as a bat? And last time i checked the euro was in the form of dollars. It's called a Euro Dollar

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LeonhartFour posted...



Euros aren't dollars now?

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_Harmonica_ posted...



Did you even read the first post?

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You can take them out to spend it but you can't put it in a bank

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Your family is disgusting. Get a new one

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You can't exchange it for dollars and you have to keep it in your house. Do you accept?

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?

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This topic reminds me of something that happened to me today

I was waiting in line, minding my own business, trying to get my volcano tacos so I could come home and snack before taking my antibiotic. The line wasn't that long but there was a woman ahead of me. She was dressed in her military apparel and apparently she was angry about a mistake with her order.

She was literally yelling at the poor girl behind the register. The girl kept repeating that it was her first shift as a cashier and that there was no one to supervise and help her out since it's a night shift. But the military lady kept barking out insults and orders as if this was some kind of f***ing boot camp or some s***.

So I told the military lady that if she'd calm down, I'd pay for her new order. I try to respect the military in our country and so I figured it'd be a good idea. The woman looked at me and started yelling at me. "Do you think I'm f***ing poor, civ? Do you think we don't get paid?"

And then the veins in her face started popping and I got scared because she looked muscular and she looked like she had some experience with killing. So I grabbed the nearest chair and smacked her across the face with it. I didn't realize that the chair was being used to hold a carton of Taco Bell sauces, so when I smacked her, the carton exploded and there was sauce everywhere. Might've been some blood everywhere too, since it hit pretty hard.

I ran the f*** out of the Taco Bell and had to find a new place to lay low. The military is probably searching for me as I type. Thankfully I've got my girl here. I'm pretty scared right now but she's trying to calm me down. It works too, because whenever I look at her beautiful face I feel better.

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I bet SephirothG would find this joke funny

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Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment,David Cameron answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question. "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to members of the Cabinet and asks most of them, but none can give him an answer. He goes to the Supreme Court and asks all nine members and doesn't get an answer. He goes to Congress and asks most of the members to no avail. Finally, he goes to George Bush's ranch and says, "George, see if you can answer this riddle: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Bush says, "It's me!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's George Bush."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's David Cameron !"

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