Lurker > lardpig

LurkerFAQs ( 06.29.2011-09.11.2012 ), Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 7
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/19/12 6:15:00 AM
#12
done
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/18/12 3:14:00 PM
#10
do you have paypal
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/18/12 3:10:00 PM
#8
that's not a lot to go by for $50 billion
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/18/12 3:08:00 PM
#6
how do i know you'll come through with the goods
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/18/12 3:06:00 PM
#4
a hundred billion dollars
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/18/12 3:04:00 PM
#2
i would literally pay for the name of this song
Topicdoes anybody remember this song
lardpig
02/18/12 3:04:00 PM
#1
the chorus went like "i-e-i-e-iiiii need it!"

it was a rock song

from like the late 90s
TopicMLB Stats and Discussion Topic 11: Can't spell entitlement without "title"
lardpig
10/10/11 8:11:00 PM
#312

From: ExThaNemesis | #310
I disagree. If it gets to 3-0, they should save Verlander for a potential Gm. 5 to truly get themselves back into the series IMO.


one game at a time

and if you insist on planning ahead, you can't use verlander in game 7 if you use him in game 5

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 8:07:00 PM
#213

From: vcharon | #208
I'm not sure I recall making fun of Mangold either, but I'll have to take your word for it.


XD looks like somebody got mad and marked my post

i'll repost it without the insult

From: lardpig | #206
normally i would have posted that but i have the class to not make fun of somebody who is injured, unlike vcharon who had no problem celebrating a nick mangold injury



--
TIMJAB
TopicBoard 8 NHL topic
lardpig
10/10/11 7:12:00 PM
#481

From: SmartMuffin | #480
And then Semin came out of the box.


wait was this intentional

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 7:11:00 PM
#206
normally i would have posted that but i have the class to not make fun of somebody who is injured, unlike vcharon who had no problem celebrating a nick mangold injury

that is why he is scum

--
TIMJAB
TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 151: The joy of an 8-person roster
lardpig
10/10/11 7:10:00 PM
#162
your dad is tired of the unsafe work environment

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 7:09:00 PM
#204

From: vcharon | #202
"Everyone". We now know Tim can count to two.


this is a weird post

i understand that you're referring to myself and sephyg (and that we represent "everyone"), but this post still doesn't make any sense. i can't even explain why because the stupidity of the "burn" makes my head hurt. are you implying only two people watch football games? who said anything about two people?

just because we're the only ones on this board that recognize greatness (not a surprise consider you, meow, and liquid wind are major contributors to this topic and the posters that actually have knowledge are pats fans) doesn't mean we're the only people in the world that can. mark sanchize is a top 3 QB at minimum and everyone with a brain knows it

--
TIMJAB
TopicMLB Stats and Discussion Topic 11: Can't spell entitlement without "title"
lardpig
10/10/11 7:04:00 PM
#309
DAT WALKOFF GRAND SLAM

if the tigers get swept with verlander on the bench leyland should be fired

should be all hands on deck

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 7:00:00 PM
#201

From: vcharon | #197
Hey now talking like Mark Sanchez is a great QB and how the refs screw the Jets every game they lose is the new, hip and edgy approach to trolling.


From: lardpig | #190
oh god is this one of vcharon's alts?

i find it hard to believe that there are two people here that don't know what a troll is


still haven't learned a thing i see

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 7:00:00 PM
#199

From: vcharon | #195
Awesome use of 4 minutes there.

Oh no damn not L BLOCK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE


XD maybe if you pretend you're too cool for school a little more people other than yourself will start to believe it

literally raged over a gamefaqs character contest result XFD

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 6:58:00 PM
#198

From: Liquid Wind | #196
no more random than you claiming the refs have it out for the jets when statistics are completely contrary to that claim!


XD who uses stats? the only people who use stats to back up an argument are people who don't watch the games. if you look at stats, the sanchize looks like an average or possibly even a below average QB, when everybody who watches the games knows that he's easily a top 3 QB (and probably top 2 now that peyton is done).

and of course the refs aren't gonna make their bias blatantly obvious to all the nerds poring over the box scores. you give new england a false start or two every once in a while when they're already leading and that cancels out the "defensive pass interference" on third and 11 when they're down a TD

XD are these know-nothings really the only people i can "discuss" football with? what happened to realo?

--
TIMJAB
TopicBrotober Madness Day 1: Realo vs. ExTha
lardpig
10/10/11 6:53:00 PM
#48

From: RPGLord95 | #001
I can’t wait to go to Vegas and remember nothing about the crazy **** we do.


You won't remember anything about the things you do in Vegas because you won't do anything.

Realo is so unbro that he ditched me in Vegas for an entire week because he was low on cash or something. No true bro does that.

As much as it pains me, I have to vote for ExTha. He'd take a grenade because it's the best he's gonna do anyway.

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 6:48:00 PM
#194
you just use random trolling techniques (like the "u mad" you used up there) with no regard for the actual situation

it's like you're broken or something

it's really quite spectacular to watch

protip: save the "u mad" for when the other poster is actually mad*, not just in any random situation







*you will never actually be able to make somebody else mad, because you're really bad at trolling. on the other hand, all somebody has to do to make you mad (like...really mad) is vote for l-block in a character contest. XD!

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 6:42:00 PM
#192
i can only read vcharon's posts and shake my head

god love him, he tries so hard

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 6:40:00 PM
#190

From: Liquid Wind | #179
we're cool if you don't act ridiculous, one of my best friends IRL is a jets fan. I just troll the jets here because timjab and sephg are timjab and sephg.


oh god is this one of vcharon's alts?

i find it hard to believe that there are two people here that don't know what a troll is

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 6:38:00 PM
#189

From: Meow1000 | #178
Do not compare me to the likes of Timjab and SephG please.


meow admits he can't compare to myself and sephg

at least he knows he's a terrible fan

--
TIMJAB
Topic~*~ Movie of the Year 2011 ~*~ -- Golden Parcel Round --
lardpig
10/10/11 5:30:00 PM
#162
GP#5 - Silence of the Lambs

--
TIMJAB
Topicwho is everybody taking for leon/ada vs. subby/scorpion
lardpig
10/10/11 1:36:00 PM
#41

From: LeonhartFour | #039
Why not?

It's pretty clear that there are people who will vote Cloud over Link but not Sephiroth over Link. Why doesn't it hold in reverse?


because cloud is more popular than sephiroth

i don't think sephiroth and ganon matter at all

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 1:33:00 PM
#31

From: -LusterSoldier- | #025
MarvelousGerbil | Posted 10/10/2011 1:16:05 PM | message detail | quote
Maybe it's different depending on where you live. I always had school, but my area is notorious for snow days so it may have been a preemptive "make-up day." Though even now that I'm in grad school, I have class later today.


I looked at some of the past contest stats discussion topics from Columbus Day in 2007 and 2008. From what I found out in those topics, it's probably a statewide thing as to what schools have off on Columbus Day and which ones are in school that day. I never had school on Columbus Day and I live in Pennsylvania.

Also, based on the trends from the contest matches on Columbus Day in 2007 and 2008, Columbus Day trends are more similar to weekend trends than weekday trends, suggesting that more than half of all schools get off for Columbus Day. However, there are signs of an ASV on Columbus Day, suggesting that there is a large minority of schools (about 20% to 40% of all schools) that do have school on that day.


I wish I could sig this.

--
TIMJAB
TopicI'm pretty sure The Big Year will be the worst movie of all-time
lardpig
10/10/11 1:32:00 PM
#11
Steve Martin hasn't been funny for like 25 years.

--
TIMJAB
TopicI'm pretty sure The Big Year will be the worst movie of all-time
lardpig
10/10/11 10:48:00 AM
#3
I like the one line that's like

"They're men! If they ever stop competing they'll die!"

And they're competing to see who can watch the most birds or something.

--
TIMJAB
TopicWoman suing the distributors of "Drive" for a misleading trailer
lardpig
10/10/11 10:46:00 AM
#7

From: OctilIery | #004
They really did not. They were a standard trailer. I could read into them knowing nothing about the movie and tell it would be nothing like that.




There is nothing in that trailer that implies it will be anything more than a crazy car stunt movie with pretty cars.

In fact, I specifically remember being surprised that Ryan Gosling would star in a movie like that.

--
TIMJAB
TopicI'm pretty sure The Big Year will be the worst movie of all-time
lardpig
10/10/11 10:41:00 AM
#1
I've seen the trailer for it 100 times and still can't even figure out what it's about.

It's the one with Steve Martin, Jack Black, and Owen Wilson.

I guess...they're birdwatchers?

--
TIMJAB
TopicWoman suing the distributors of "Drive" for a misleading trailer
lardpig
10/10/11 10:39:00 AM
#3
In her defense, the TV trailers did make it seem pretty similar to The Fast and the Furious.

The rest of the stuff is whatever.

--
TIMJAB
TopicNetflix split into Qwikster not happening
lardpig
10/10/11 10:36:00 AM
#5
qwikster was gonna be awesome

oh well

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:31:00 AM
#23
you mean one never showed up on raw for 2 weeks?

what was barry darsow up to?

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:28:00 AM
#20

From: JaKyL25 | #019
I'm only a mailman for 6 more weeks, I really couldn't care less if the mail system stops.


this doesn't mean what it usually means does it

--
TIMJAB
TopicBoard 8 NHL topic
lardpig
10/10/11 10:27:00 AM
#455

From: ExThaNemesis | #454
I think they should just give the most media friendly team the Cup every year.

Penguins win!


hold it right there!

external image

can't be the most media friendly team when your most popular/best player and captain is a pedophile

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:24:00 AM
#18

From: MarvelousGerbil | #001
You know, that day when the banks and post offices are closed but you still have to go to school.


it's the main complaint of the first post!

and you shouldn't be looking for a more efficient system of getting days off, you should be concerned with making sure that the mail always comes through!

karl malone was the mailman because he always delievered!

except in the playoffs

....maybe that was the joke!

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:18:00 AM
#15
kids get off in april for spring break anyway

although yeah potentially getting off on my birthday (april 11th) without having to use a vacation or sick day would be cool

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 10:15:00 AM
#163
it's more than 7

they scored a TD after the jets stopped them on third down and the refs inexplicably spotted the ball 3 yards up

later that drive the pats let the play clock expire but the refs gave them a timeout instead

and of course, the third down incompletion where branch tripped and fell and the refs threw a flag on revis for illegal contact, which led to another TD

the refs scored all three reftriots TDs

jerome boger for MVP

he's a jet killer...every time i see him i consider turning off the TV because i know he's gonna light us up for 200 all-purpose yards

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:11:00 AM
#8
and new year's day is easily the worst seeing as all you do is try to recover from a raging hangover and regret sleeping with that skanky girl you know

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:10:00 AM
#6
christmas is a lot better than thanksgiving when you're a kid, but it's reversed now

thanksgiving is the best by a wide margin, especially now that the lions game will be competitive for once!

--
TIMJAB
TopicMass Effect 3 will have online play
lardpig
10/10/11 10:06:00 AM
#4
it will probably be like the fable co-op where you just follow somebody around and can't do anything

--
TIMJAB
TopicHappy Columbus Day...
lardpig
10/10/11 10:05:00 AM
#3
stupid columbus

--
TIMJAB
TopicScrewAttack top10: Space Marines
lardpig
10/10/11 10:03:00 AM
#14
are jesse ventura and carl weathers in the predator game or is dutch on his own from the beginning?

--
TIMJAB
TopicNFL Discussion topic week 5 - RIP Al Davis
lardpig
10/10/11 10:02:00 AM
#156

From: Liquid Wind | #153
every team the jets lose to wears black and white, mark sanchez is an elite quarterback, the jets run defense is a brick wall


finally somebody gets it

--
TIMJAB
TopicBoard 8 NHL topic
lardpig
10/10/11 9:59:00 AM
#452
but if there were only four playoff teams i'd never get to watch the rangers get eliminated in the first round!

--
TIMJAB
TopicPredict this fourpack
lardpig
10/10/11 9:58:00 AM
#5
TopicPredict this fourpack
lardpig
10/10/11 9:54:00 AM
#1
Alucard
Frog

Liquid Snake
Master Chief

--
TIMJAB
TopicBoard 8 NHL topic
lardpig
10/09/11 8:40:00 PM
#429
taylor hall too nice

--
TIMJAB
Topicwho watched UFC 136? [edgar] [maynard] [SPOILERS]
lardpig
10/09/11 8:31:00 PM
#16

From: Icehawk | #015
and I can't believe people are questioning who else edgar has to fight, the LW division is stacked. There aren't tons of guys with huge winning streaks, but I think thats more because of the quality of the division over anything.


i know it's a deep division, but that's the problem

nobody is separating themselves from the pack

i think sherk has the most impressive resume by far but he can't stay healthy and he already lost to edgar

--
TIMJAB
Topic~*[Board 8 Big Brother House]*~
lardpig
10/09/11 5:38:00 PM
#282
so is dante flying planes over the backyard

this game still sucks btw

--
TIMJAB
TopicGears of War 3 Multiplayer: TOPIC 1. Beer. Friends. TESTOSTERONE
lardpig
10/09/11 5:30:00 PM
#180
the ending especially but now that i think about it the campaign itself wasn't that great either

very few "AWWW YEAHHHH" moments compared to the first two mixed with having to use lame people (mostly sam and ludacris, not anya as much) for the majority of the game

you got baird and cole for like 8 of the 20-something chapters. they're the two best characters!

i just wanted to beast with delta squad...i think the four of them where together for like one entire chapter

--
TIMJAB
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 7