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Topic25 years ago Chyna became the first (and only) female Intercontinental Champion
JlM
05/28/24 2:20:54 PM
#4
I could see them doing something where Dom weasels his way to a belt and Rhea takes it from him.

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TopicDamni i was half way of being a millionaire guys.
JlM
05/26/24 2:55:56 PM
#2
Half a million is still pretty good.

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TopicSongs where the name of the artist is in the song title?
JlM
05/26/24 1:24:22 PM
#7
Iced Earth by Iced Earth from the album Iced Earth

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TopicTucker and Dale vs Evil is a bizarre little gem of a movie.
JlM
05/24/24 12:33:32 PM
#8
Absolutely love it. THAT'S how you do a good spoof.

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TopicMy tenant got awarded 8 months of rental assistance.
JlM
05/24/24 12:20:13 PM
#7
Level 25 landlord here. Raise the rent so that it's no longer "extra" money. Then going forward you get even more from the tenant. Everyone wins.

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TopicWould you date a Farmer girl with a good head on her shoulders?
JlM
05/24/24 12:12:29 PM
#4
I married a farmer's daughter.

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TopicWill the USMNST ever produce a soccer player like Messi?
JlM
05/24/24 12:11:14 PM
#48
Heineken14 posted...
The fuck are you even watching....

He's not. The people who say this haven't watched football. They are also the same people who are screaming their heads off 15 seconds at a time for three hours at American football.

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TopicWill the USMNST ever produce a soccer player like Messi?
JlM
05/24/24 12:02:43 PM
#41
DarthAragorn posted...
I don't understand the argument here


Clay's gimmick is constantly being wrong and having a dim understanding of the world, with a heavy emphasis on sports. Move along.

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TopicWill the USMNST ever produce a soccer player like Messi?
JlM
05/24/24 11:37:25 AM
#34
ClayGuida posted...
I'm using US sports. Because this is a topic about US athletes.

Oh God I've been arguing with Clay and didn't notice.

Move on folks.

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TopicWill the USMNST ever produce a soccer player like Messi?
JlM
05/24/24 11:22:58 AM
#30
ClayGuida posted...
You pointing out a single player isn't the point you think it is. Would you rather join a profession where hundreds of players are making tens if not hundreds of millions or one that only a select few make much money at all.

There's your answer. If you'd like to debate about it more, bring some stats.


You're using the top american football and basketball leagues in the world then using a joke football league.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/814c4c1a.jpg

IPL is cricket, of all things.

EPL, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A, Ligue 1, and CSL are all football.

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TopicWill the USMNST ever produce a soccer player like Messi?
JlM
05/24/24 7:06:30 AM
#16
ClayGuida posted...
No, most star athletes go to where the money is.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0106602.jpg

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TopicDid any of you ever try to do Red Lobster's endless shrimp promo
JlM
05/20/24 8:30:30 PM
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TommyVercetti posted...
Wow cool story bro

Thank you. I primarily ate the thai chili skewers.

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TopicDid any of you ever try to do Red Lobster's endless shrimp promo
JlM
05/20/24 8:23:07 PM
#12
I ate like 80 shrimp the one time I went. Had a slight allergic reaction on the way home where my eyes got all puffy and watery and itchy which I'd never had before or since, but I have never come close to eating 80 shrimp before or since.

I would later throw up into my wife's passenger side door in front of a cop who then pulled us because he for whatever reason assumed we were drunk.

Cleaning shrimp vomit from a car door sucks.

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TopicFor those of you who wear glasses, how long does it take for you to adjust?
JlM
05/20/24 7:46:48 PM
#15
I have a pretty high prescription at -8.5. I just don't think they can make glasses thin enough for me without them being crazy expensive. I don't know.

I wear my contacts pretty much 24/7. I've tried sticking it out with my glasses for a week or so but I feel sick and uncoordinated. The ground is always warped. Pretty much anything in my peripheral is. I get bright yellow or blue halos around objects.

It sucks. My contacts generally don't cause me any issues but once or twice a year my eye will get super sore and weepy and light feels like hell. I take them out for a couple of days and it clears up. Doctors insist my eyes are still healthy.

I should get surgery but I'm already in crippling debt lol.

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TopicPersonally, I think it was all the threads lusting over Sydney Sweeny
JlM
05/20/24 7:35:44 PM
#12
That Edgar Wright remake of Barbarella is going to be...interesting.

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TopicStatement from Scarlett Johansson on the OpenAI situation
JlM
05/20/24 7:06:06 PM
#9
Lure him down into the black abyss, Scarj. Like the victims you sought out, no one will miss him.

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TopicStarted watching Yellowstone
JlM
05/20/24 12:20:08 PM
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My in-laws try to get me to watch it all the time. Pretty much everyone who has told me about it are either boomers, older gen x or the kind of rural Pennsylvanians that I have zero in common with and wouldn't otherwise take entertainment recommendations from.

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TopicIran's President Has Gone Missing After Helicopter Crash
JlM
05/20/24 12:25:20 AM
#52
LeoRavus posted...
What the hell was he doing flying around at night in the rain.
Probably some shithead stuff

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TopicGuess The Movie - Part 9
JlM
05/20/24 12:05:50 AM
#50
Framed #801

Should have gotten it sooner. One of my all time favorites. I am ashamed.

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TopicWho is gonna win the Premier League
JlM
05/19/24 11:27:31 AM
#29
Yay for oil money

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TopicActors/actresses that you can't stand to watch.
JlM
05/18/24 10:32:16 PM
#5
Patrick Wilson

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TopicIs saying "Oh yeah, no, for sure" a Canadian thing?
JlM
05/18/24 3:58:46 PM
#21
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00041ece.jpg

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TopicFettermen(fraud) attacks AOC for standing up to racism
JlM
05/18/24 12:57:33 PM
#77
Shadow_Don posted...
Its the later. He was always this way.

The only reason you were excited is because you're a low info voter who probably thought this guy was awesome because some dipshit on YouTube told you so.

I mean, none if that happened but sure go off, king.

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TopicMost beloved game of all time?
JlM
05/18/24 11:13:27 AM
#11
Twisted Metal 2

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TopicFettermen(fraud) attacks AOC for standing up to racism
JlM
05/17/24 5:18:51 PM
#6
I'm so mad that I voted for this dipshit. Sometimes I wonder if the stroke made him this way but I know he was probably always a fuckhead.

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TopicDo you know much about British music? Do you know famous British musicians?
JlM
05/12/24 4:08:11 PM
#16
My favorite band is Mogwai.

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TopicThe almost perfect girl but she's a were-Defoe
JlM
05/10/24 7:19:05 AM
#5
What's the downside

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TopicGot spring doldrums? How about a random giveaway to brighten your day!
JlM
05/09/24 9:31:49 PM
#285
I just watched Marie Antoinette (2006) directed by Sofia Coppola.

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TopicAnn Coulter on why she wouldn't vote for Vivek Ramaswamy. 'You're Indian'
JlM
05/09/24 6:24:25 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Her candidacy did remind me that I need to immigrate to India so I can demand they start taking down parts of their history, Coulter said


Please, go on, do it.

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TopicGot spring doldrums? How about a random giveaway to brighten your day!
JlM
05/09/24 6:19:57 PM
#114
Suuuuuure

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TopicMy next fight will be June 15th in London
JlM
05/09/24 6:15:36 AM
#13
Don't forget to thank CE in your victory interview.

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TopicDonald J Trump takes over as the protagonist of the last game you played
JlM
05/08/24 6:44:32 PM
#67
FIFA?

He has a heart attack walking onto the pitch.

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TopicWould you use an IRL Babel Fish?
JlM
05/08/24 4:52:47 PM
#7
To finally be able to understand the nuance in Jacques Demy's musicals? Absolutely

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TopicIs Conan the funniest man of all time?
JlM
05/08/24 6:54:22 AM
#14
Conan's humor is basically how I survived school.

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Topicseeing the ocean for the first time
JlM
05/08/24 6:41:40 AM
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I don't think I saw the ocean until I was like 22. It was a windy and overcast day. Checking in to the hotel I kept looking out at the dark grayish blue waves thrash around and it definitely felt unsettling.

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TopicLets settle this: Drums or flats?
JlM
05/07/24 5:19:36 PM
#4
MyMainAccount posted...
What the heck is a flat?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a9c71e2f.jpg

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TopicLets settle this: Drums or flats?
JlM
05/07/24 5:18:44 PM
#2
I'm lucky to be in a marriage where my wife prefers drums and I prefer flats.
Soulmates, innit?

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TopicHave you ever been to a Jack in the Box?
JlM
05/07/24 5:17:02 PM
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There aren't any around me, but I've been in places where they are. My mom told me how gross her Jack-In-The-Box was, and it turned me off.

Are all Jack-In-The-Boxes like they were for my mom in the early to mid 70s? Probably not. But I'm not in a hurry to find out.

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TopicWould you go to and use a combination Laundromat/Strip Club?
JlM
05/07/24 5:13:30 PM
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Laundromat people don't have money to waste at strip clubs. My tap room opened next to a laundromat and I was curious about what kinda of crossover we'd get. The answer is none, aside from the people who want to exchange smaller bills.

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TopicOne thing that bothers me about anime and by extension James...
JlM
05/07/24 4:57:21 PM
#7
As James, yeah, I'm tired of everyone having something to say.

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TopicTrump Privately Admits He Loves Kristi Noem After She Admitted to Killing Puppy
JlM
05/07/24 11:54:50 AM
#21
MAGAts gonna start killing their pets for Trump.

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TopicYour life depends on your mother being able to beat the last game you played
JlM
05/05/24 11:58:53 AM
#57
My mom has beaten more games than I have. She's finished a ton of survival horror type games.

The last game I played was probably Goat Simulator 3. She'd be able to save me.

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TopicIf I hear I NEED A HERO one more time in any movie or tv show again...
JlM
05/04/24 11:20:17 AM
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There goes my hero. He's ordinary.

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TopicA Goofy Movie went fucking hard
JlM
05/01/24 8:41:29 AM
#40
A Goofy Movie would be my answer on Films To Be Buried With for the question "What is the film that means the most to you? Not because of the film it's self, but because of the memories, you have of it."

But first we have to rewind a bit.

My bological father wasn't really around. He was a Christmas/Birthdays dad. I didnt really like hanging out with him. He wasn't bad towards me, but he felt like a stranger.

One day out of the blue he calls me up and tells me he's going to take me to the movies the next day and asks me what I want to see. This was pretty huge because I had been dying to see Home Alone. He says that sounds good and that he'll get me tomorrow.

So the next day he picks me up and takes to me to see 101 Dalmations. I have seen 101 Dalmations. I didn't like it the first time. I dont really like dogs. I don't really like Disney films. It's not the film I wanted to see.

I didnt say anything though. I just wanted to get through this and get home.

About a half hour into the film, the projector messes up and the power goes out. I assume this means we can leave. Wrong. We sit there for about 15 minutes while they fix the projector and then they start the movie FROM THE BEGINNING. This couldn't have gone any worse.

On the way home I fall asleep in the car and get woken up by him getting into a minor car accident. I don't remember if we got rear ended or if he rear ended someone. I assume the latter. Either way, it was one of the shittiest days I can remember that didnt involve some kind of death or horrible tragedy.

FORWARD a few years later and my mom has been dating this dude that is pretty cool. This guy would eventually marry my mom and adopt me legally. This is the man I consider my dad.

The first time I remember going out with just him we went out to the mall. He showed me to put fries and coleslaw on a burger and called it a Pittsburgher. I thought he was making it up at the time, but it was good. He bought me a video game (can't remember what). We walked over to the dollar theater and looked at what was playing.

He asks me if I'd be okay with A Goofy Movie. As mentioned before, I'm not a Disney person. Nor a dog person. The Goofy family are dogs, right? Either way, it didn't matter. I was having a good time hanging out. Its the middle of summer and an air conditioned theater sounds nice.

We take our seats and realize that we are the only two in the theater. We act like jackasses and put our feet up on the seats in front of us. We dont bother whispering. We have candy and popcorn.

At this point, it is not lost on me that we happened to stumble into a film about father/son bonding. A happy coincidence. I recall being pleasntly surprised by the film as well. The projector didn't burn out. I didn't want to scream. We didn't wreck on the way home.

I've never gone back and rewatched A Goofy Movie and I dont know if I ever will. Ill just leave that good memory be.

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TopicSeems to me, the smallest possible everything bagel would be 100% bagel.
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04/30/24 10:14:02 AM
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TopicMan robbed at knifepoint and forced to transfer live savings
JlM
04/30/24 10:12:20 AM
#6
Oh no, please don't take my crippling debt.

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