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Jerry Seinfeld is the only comedian whose material is older than his girlfriends

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Oh, that can't be too ba...

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Ohh sweet baby Ceejus.

Quite luckily, Jeff managed to buy a psycaster off a passing caravan. He has now begun to hone his psychic abilities.
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12 Aprimay is a special day in the Current Events calendar, the day of the yearly Banning. In which, a wooden effigy of a Current Events denizen is set alight.
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The Empire of Nosere offered to reward us with a new person, if we accepted delivery of some human surimi that was still walking. This went quite well, with one of the "raiders" quickly converted into delicious sushi, and another remained alive long enough to donate a new leg to BackStabbath.
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"Jeffers" joined the fold, and accepted their true name.
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Just above CE's fields, and beneath the shade of an oak lie the sarcogphaguses of SomeLikeItHoth and C_zom. The first martyrs of CE, but probably not the last. One day, this will be a tomb that befits their sacrifice.
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An angry furry tried to raid CE. They have been captured and are currently being indoctrinated.
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The first greenhouse is under construction - this will allow the colony to grow food even in the middle of winter, thanks to skylights and heaters.
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Thats a purdy kitty

I feel this is forgetting that there is now a huge consumer market for 3D printing

BlueBoy675 posted...

The most Ive ever seen for one person was 57. At that point surely you have someone helping out right?

Yeah, youd need the mother of all Webster packs

UnicornRaline posted...

This still going? I'd still love to be added to it.

Thank you for bumping the topic. It is still going, but this week has been fucking awful.

Smallville posted...

Really? Wow

Yup. I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not, unfortunately.

Sure, if they meant it.

A few guys tried to bully me at school, but they were just nasty morons.
They're still nasty morons, based on the shit they share on FB.

The daughter of one of them goes to the same school as my daughter, and she tried bullying her.
So it's like, either innate or learned behaviour.

Its Friday Im in gloves

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Link_of_time posted...

Nah, but in a universe where 99% of characters are traditionally depicted as Caucasian, there is 0% chance a live action adaptation wouldn't have this character.

uhh what?

Ate? What?

AceMos posted...

can some one explain this to me i dont watch the show but im curious what this is all about

no jokes no memes just please an honestly explanation

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I am The Bat
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ProfessorKukui posted...

- Terry Pratchett

I love that quote for a number of reasons

JoCrazy posted...

Why not this for the Mave lesbian storyline?

Chuds dont care about lesbians because hur hur lesbians sexy

Shit, fingers and toes crossed for you, your dad and your family.

All you can do is stay calm and hope for the best. Be there for the rest of your family, but also remember to be kind to yourself.

LinkDaLunatic posted...

I have a friend on facebook. Nice enough girl, redhead.

She married the wrong man. Their marriage has been fucking terrible. The dude as it turns out is a degenerate scumbag. He lost his fight with alcoholism, won a few fights with her, went to jail, lost his job, etc etc. and he was just a manipulative, controlling sociopath of a person even in his most sober moments. Dude was a downright bastard. She's now a single mom, they're going through a messy divorce, she's stuck raising the kid by herself and is barely holding it all together.

And I keep her on my facebook just so I can enjoy the show. Why? Well, she was, before all this, dating a good buddy of mine. And then she cheated on him, then left him, then married the guy she cheated on him with and got knocked up all in the span of a few months. My buddy was so good to her, and was so in love, and he was just wrecked. On top of that, the two had gotten a home together, which my buddy could no longer afford, so she didn't just destroy him emotionally but uprooted his life as well. He's been struggling ever since.

I do feel bad for her kid though... gonna be a rough upbringing.

Jesus, remind me to never cut you off in traffic.

C-zom posted...

You let me, the bolt action rifle ranged guy, get mauled to death by a gorehulk?

>:(

Please make me a tomb and I'll be happy.

You have been entombed in a silver sarcophagus, and your sacrifice shall never be forgotten. Next steps is to start building a mausoleum.

Glob posted...

I dont get ASMR. It does nothing for me.

ASMR just annoys me

HairyQueen posted...

So if you're stuck in a tree, you wouldn't use your PHONE to calle the COPS?

"Boy howdy fellas, you wouldn't believe what happened to me *again*"

These people need better hobbies

mybbqrules posted...

I just realized in this topic that he blocked me too.

Probably because I pointed out how he speaks ill of neurodivergent people on reddit.

Yeah, he has me blocked too. I *think* for pointing out he has an unhealthy obsession with CE

Oh, wonderful day! Tina has joined Current Events and has taken on the new name "evilpresident".

Tina's crafting skills will come in handy, as the colonist's clothes have been getting extremely threadbare since the demise of SomeLikeItHoth. evilpresident is also relatively good with ranged weapons, meaning the colony may have more to eat than that weird surimi stuff that appears whenever a stranger dies in the colony. However, evilpresident has a chemical fascination, so will get quite tetchy if there aren't any "fun consumables" in the colony.
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A refugee has joined Current Events for a brief moment.

They say they want to leave eventually, but as they sleep (in C-zom's old bed, no less) the pair of remaining CEPeople know the truth. "Tina" wishes to join Current Events, and be reborn as a CEPerson.
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Similarly, "Norton" has accepted a place in Current Events and has been reborn as Back_Stabbath. Welcome to the fold, Back_Stabbath. Their talents lie in construction (something sorely missing from Current Events since the demise of C_zom), social and intellectual.
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Meanwhile, Jeff performed a CEtizen's arrest on a wandering child. Clearly it is irresponsible to let unaccompanied children wander the RimWorld. Unfortunately, their friend suffered an accident, and has since replenished the "human surimi" stocks. The surviving child has since been welcomed into Current Events. They will not be named, as they are still an underage user. They will receive their Current Events name on turning 13, as decreed by the great CJayC.
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Quite poignantly, on SomeLikeItHoth's sarcophagus, randy_123r decided to immortalise the moment SomeLikeItHoth joined Current Events. They will be missed.
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Then c_zom died of the flu. Lovely.
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Never fear, another angry visitor has been captured. Jeff is, as we speak, convincing them to join Current Events.
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Some spiky humanoid testicles visited Current Events. They were not friendly.
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While the creatures themselves didn't do any lasting damage, C_zom managed to shoot SomeLikeItHoth, killing them a mere season after they were recruited to the cause.

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Completely unlike the real Current Events, two of our CEPeople are currently running around insulting people.
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The skies have provided once again, bringing an unexpected bounty of... 52 skulls? Well, I'm sure they'll come in handy somehow.
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Broos saw the light and joined Current Events. In doing so, Broos earned a new name. Welcome to the fold, SomeLikeItHoth.

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SomeLikeItHoth is a dab hand with their hands, and will be doing all the making of the stuffs and the things for the colony. Firstly, some blocks so the colony isn't just a giant fire trap, and then some newer threads.
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Ok, so the colony was just attacked by a giant, angry testicle that emerged from a giant hole in the ground.
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Thinking quickly, the colonists were able to subdue the strange...testicle...thing. Jeff decided the best course of action was to capture the giant testicle, and study it intently.
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Good news everyone! The power situation has been (temporarily) sorted. C-Zom took a break from shooting rude people to build a nice little outbuilding containing some batteries, as well as a tailoring bench!

It's going to get pretty cold soon, so it would be nice for the colonists to be able to dress warmly.

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Speaking about it getting cold, it looks like the crops only have a few months of growth before it'll be too cold to grow anything. It looks like the colonists will need to either build a greenhouse, or find some other sources of food.

Speaking of, it's really weird, but Amaya's corpse has disappeared. The colonists was keeping it in the walk-in fridge until they figured out what to do with it, but then it just... vanished? randy_123r has been looking a bit... furtive.
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Generally, yes. Its quite clear you arent though, TC. Would you like a virtual hug?

Ok, so for those of us not living in the United States, what happened today?

That looks like a friend spider.

MC_BatCommander posted...

Some people don't clean very well and just walk around with poop on their butt all day, it's disgusting yes but real

Why, also how?

Wouldn't that be intensely, and essentially unutterably uncomfortable?

How often do skidmarks actually happen for most people? I can't say it's happened to me at any time in the last 24 years, aside from once or twice when I've had norovirus or a similar gastro (and some follow through is inevitable).

C-zom posted...

My character is really giving me Amos vibes from the Expanse. He's somehow both loyal, psychopathic, and domes everyone.

Ok, this is now my headcanon. C-zom is an absolute *unit*. Ever since the fire, the colonists have pretty much zero crops (aside from seven rice plants and a single wheat plant), so they're living off any meat your character is able to catch.

TheGoldenEel posted...

Im not saying they shouldnt cut his contributions, Im saying I dont see any indication that they did

Ah I getcha, my apologies, it's a Friday night sliding into Saturday morning so my brain's not working quite the way it should.

TheGoldenEel posted...

Does it say they cut his contributions?

all I see is that theyre replacing the licensed music with new original music

which is a fail, because the music was a big part of the games appeal

and the fact that they werent willing to re-license the music, and how this trailer makes the game look, makes it feel like this will be a crummy rushed port

He is an alleged paedophile, so...

HylianFox posted...

I put it back outside, if that's what you mean

What the heck else would I have meant?

General improvement:
No Jimmy Urine

General life.

I'm an absolute piece of shit trying to be a decent human being.

HylianFox posted...

I remember when I was living in a friend's basement and a toad got suck in the window well

I even still have pictures:
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Did you rescue him?

Cemith posted...

Bummer I missed the good stuff

Finally read the topic. Woof.

It was a weird rant, then the poster was shitting on biracial kids, then more weird rant.

I regret to inform everyone that Petulia's corpse burnt up in the conflagration that also destroyed our fields, meaning that her meat and hide could not be returned to the colony.

-BrokenSpiral- posted...

What

What the hell does being biracial have to do with anything

Diary of Randy-123r, 9th of Decembruary 5500.

Dear diary, today was quite a day!

It all started this afternoon, when Jeff became the new Moderator of Current Events. He's like our chaplain, keeping us morally pure and on the straight and narrow ideologically. But of course, you, diary, already knew that! That was great and all, but Jeff now wants a hood, because that's apparently "appropriate Moderator apparel".

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After we all went to bed, a new friend came to visit! Her name is Amaya, and she really liked our guinea pig, Petulia. The guinea pig I didn't even know we had! It was just wandering around camp, eating our taters right out of the ground. Oh my gosh diary, you won't believe this, but Amaya must have dropped her steel club or something RIGHT ON PETULIA. Killing her, splat!

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Anyway, nobody was very upset at Petulia's demise, so that's good. We were all a bit cross with Amaya though, because she was like, really RUDE when she set our taters on fire. Then when we went to tell her to go away, she dropped her steel club AGAIN. Not only that, she dropped it right on my leg, turning it into a really yucky gross ruin. She even picked it up and dropped it a few more times. Talk about BUTTERFINGERS! So like, while I tried to crawl away C-zom shot Amaya in the head because he was just that cross.

Jeff was really nice and bandaged up my whoopsies, so I'm writing this in bed right now. It's really warm for some reason though, and kind of hard to sleep.

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Anyway, we're having roast pork for dinner tomorrow night so that will be nice. I'll even get to eat in bed. HA!