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Yawn_Master2 posted...

Elon chickened out and blamed Zuckerberg for it falling through.

This.

Zuckerberg went and said "Elon doesn't take it serious, he doesn't agree to any date at all, so that's it" and then Musk went and said "That's not true! I proposed a training match in his garden some time! He is the chicken!".

Musks did his big battle of the century announcement, in the Colosseum or other big place, and that's it.

Smackems posted...

And those points are

That the other side is bad.

And I thought the dream I had today was weird.

ai123 posted...

Leakers have spent the last five years promising the 'Switch Pro' or 'Switch 2'.

One day, it will happen and idiots on the internet will rave about how 'reliable' and 'trustworthy' they are.

Leaker: "They are working on a switch pro! They gonna release it! Big step!"
Nintendo: "Here is our new Switch OLED."
Leaker: "Called it!"

masterpug53 posted...

Sounds like Putin expected an actual journalist. What he got was exactly what Tucker is: a glorified checkout-aisle tabloid writer.

I mean, you just give Putin the point he wanted to make.

Most people: "Putin only lets Tucker Carlson interview him because he is such a Putin shill!"
Putin: "Lol, he was so soft"
Putin shills: "See! Putin was ready to answer real questions, it was supposed to be serious business!"

Flop'n'Bones sounds much better.

That reminds me about a video game journalist who complained that the ingame compass showing him the direction of his goal lead him right towards a cliff he had to walk around, instead of just showing him the fastest way.

Yeah, that's how a compass works.

I didn't until you reminded me of it again.

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That's what the last wedding was.

My uncle was about to get married, but then covid happend. Oh no, what to do?

Get married anyways, and did the party to "re ew their oaths" two years later.

What's there to be mad about? The event is the same, nothing has changed at all.

Fucking yes.

Having a job and making money isn't my goal in life or my path to self-fullfillment or whatever.

It's an means to an end.

If you give me an scenario where you say "okay, you don't have to work anymore, but..." the "but" has to be pretty bad to make me say "no".

It's NeonTesticles, because he sees them all the time at work.

DipDipDiver posted...

Apparently Chuck Norris jokes are still a thing, my 11-year-old son thinks they're hilarious and has absolutely no concept of who Chuck Norris is

I had no concept of who Chuck Norris is either, until I heard these jokes all over and over again in the WoW Barrens chat.

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It's never about the "liberals".

It's about the people who mostly don't care about politics, or are insecure, and with neither strong oppinions nor interest.

These are the people you can influence with such statements.

They go like "well, I don't care about politics", but after reading this they may think "wait, maybe I should not vote that guy at least".

Putin doesn't even have to make them vote Trump. It's already enough if he makes a potential Biden voter stay home.

Why does he say that?

Because it helps Trump.

Some months ago, NKL, for some spoiler.

That's like every problem with US police at once.

1) be stupid enough to mistake a ACORN for a gunshot.

2) Be cold to empty all your ammo, going for the kill. These are not shots to defend yourself, these are not shots to protect others, this is shooting to fucking KILL.

3) Don't give a fuck about the guy you shot at right now at all. Maybe he dead. Maybe he bleeding to death right now, fighting for his life, every single second. Who knows? Who cares? Not the cops.

You may be able to somehow excuse the 1&2 with "heat of the moment" or "it's they or them" argument. In some rare cases, they are even valid and legit points (this is none of them).

But never, never, never, can you make an argument to not give a shit about the person you just used (or tried to use) lethal force upon, and that's something you see in more or less every fucking US bodycam.

<victim at the ground, with 5 holes in it>
"Yo, I just shot someone. Ambulance? Nah, no need, I'm fine"

GeraldDarko posted...

Oh, God. My neck kinda hurts. It's starting.

And it will never stop.

Again, ponytail > all.

So, classic peach in this game, or Swordfighter peach.

Besides that, maybe Patisserie Peach? Skirts / dresses > pants is also important if we talk about "hottest"

I think a hologramm could become quite boring pretty quickly.

Sure, talking to someone is nice, but without a physical body?

Eating out, a walk in the park, cuddling, not even handing her a controller and playing smash would be possible.

And that doesn't even include smashing and eating out!

In the fantasy novel I have in my head, there would be a nice conclusions for everyone in the end, but that doesn't mean that the world stops spinning too.

So I would probably just make some sequel. The characters are living within the world, and this world has more than enough other characters and stories to tell.

If I truly want to tackle some other project instead, saying "fuck no, I don't want to write their sequel", I would probably just demand some last word about the stuff, to make sure that the sequel doesn't ruin my work.

That would not even be about quality, but if they try some "deus ex machina, suddenly palpatine returned" I would act like a rabid pitbull. I probably can ignore shitty writing, but I would not be able to endure shitty plottwists breaking down my story.

"Most intense"

• Only two players
• Only one teamkill

:)

Yeah, that's basically the game.

I already had my brother dropping down on me during extraction, and got killed by not so friendly drones too.

And the gattling sentry of my brother also did some unexpected turn once, opening fire towards a dozens bug behind him, and him and another squadmate in the line of fire.

Never forget: Friendly fire isn't.

Fenriswolf posted...

Still cheaper than DLC for simulation games like MS Flight Sim.

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Yeah, but I have seen some of them.

As far as I can tell, they really put quite some detailed effort in them.

Not sure if this "Nifty Knitting Stuff" Pack is on par with that.

Mad-Dogg posted...

How Is the waifu armors like?

There are no waifus.

Only managed democracy and full-plated helldivers delivering freedom and liber-TEA.

First of all, the "x Monster Hunter" in my eyes is wrong.

It's just "4 guys coop together to do a mission, and if someone dies they just respawn until all lifes are used up".

That's the MH side of it, not fighting big monster for 15 minutes for their parts, to get some gear with special abilities and a nice build in mind.

Touch posted...

How are the cosmetic options? Different pieces for body parts or just pick one costume typa thing?

You can unlock some different armor, helmet, cloaks, but the selection is very limited for now.

thronedfire2 posted...

what if I want to play solo instead of with random randoms?

I'm also fine grouping with randoms if theres no chat so I can pretend they don't exist

Playing solo mostly sucks. For real.
Playing silent with random... eh... At least up to the middle difficulties simply working with map pins is more than enough, and I had no issues with my randoms by now. Only had one other guy so far who actually used the ingame voice chat.

Peak fun is playing with friends and voice chat, as they scream in terror because they are surrounded by bugs and you droped an orbital strike on them.

A small sacrifice for liberty.

That's not nice.

KawiKa posted...

My one and only post :)

Same.

Honestly, I'm interested in Dragons Dogma 2 a lot, but I have way too many games currently going on I should play, so I probably would not buy it day 1.

And other games are coming too ._.

Co-worker was a strict vegetarian, but not 100% strict vegan.

Eggs, Milk, Cheese were sometimes not easy for him to avoid. Especially if it was about desserts.

He was able to stay fully vegan if he was at home, cooking and baking himself, but as soon he was eating out, vegan dessert options get quite limited.

So instead of forcing himself to stay a 100% vegan 24/7, he just went with 95% and enjoyed the remaining 5% once a week with a cheesecake or something like that.

Show your kid CE. Done.

It will either do it's upmost to not end up here like us, or it's a lost cause anyways.

Because japanese schools actually use them all the time.

I played Helldivers 2.

Not even my character is supposed to survive for long in there.

Omegamon /Omnimon is the endgoal. Always.

Patamon and his evolutions are the best until then.

Fluttershy posted...

that mitigates somewhat the advantage someone with a million accounts may have, or at least, makes them work with a little more intensity.

kingdrake2 posted...

starts with V ends with T

it's the only whiner i'm seeing in that topic. it's all his fault.

Found the topic.

But, I think he wasn't that bad as this topic mades it.

One guy posted his 5th entry already at post #17 and was calling the others "slacking", and then the V guy just went like "whats the fucking point (of participating in this topic) when people spam the topic within the rules nonstop anyways".

Felt like a "duh" moment. One guy was literally about to be 1/3 of all postings in the topic, and was even blunt about it with "1st entry", 2nd entry", and was then asking why there was no one else going at it like him.

Ofc that will demotivate others when they see a fresh topic and one guy is already full into it, maximizing his chances, and therefore minimizing the one of others.

"There is no fucking point" wasn't even towards TC, but to the guy who taunted "slacking CE".

Damn, I'm always missing the good drama.

NeonBoobs posted...

Wasnt that site also a dumpster fire during Hogwarts Legacy and would ban people for even mentioning it? How do these people live their life? >_>

Yes. Talking about Hogwarts Legacy is a banable offense on ResetERA.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/concerning-hogwarts-legacy-and-jk-rowling.678517/

Rumor:

EA is working on a new football game.

Trust me.

That's the kind of stuff I would check out if I notice it.

Probably not alone, but still

Thoughts and prayers.

We can at least hope for the best.

Cemith posted...

I like to stretch my dick hood and insert coin in there so I can get a gumball if I want one.

Maybe the needle wasn't that bad after all.

I mean, I got this one 2 years ago:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/986f7b80.jpg

And another PM telling me "No, I have no alts, this guy has just exactly the same oppinion as me."

Besides that, I rarely get PMs or write some, since there is rarely a reason to do so. Last on was already 3 months ago.

NeonTentacles posted...

Yeah, fuck getting circumcised as an adult. I'm glad I had it done as a stupid dumb baby and don't remember it >_>

Had to get mine 1 1/2 years ago.

I assume most people knows how it is getting a jab of anesthetic at the dentist into your gum?

I got mine on the tip of my ****. Most painful 5 seconds in my life. Longest 5 seconds in my life too.

On that note, I also have to say what I always have to say: I can't think about another topic were I disagree with both sides that much.

"Ugh, uncut dick so dirty and unhygenic and unhealthy"

"Ugh, circumcised dick is literally mutilated, why would you destroy a perfectly healthy dick?"

Both sides are exaggerating everything and making up bullshit A LOT.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chain_Creation

Chain creation.

Not only would I have some bondage powers I would never have a chance to use...

... I could also pull stuff to me without having to stand up!

Every time Ubisoft says something, it's something stupid.

Fascinating.

They are truly working upon being seen worse than EA.

Okay, now this moves the game from "interesting" and "probably enjoyable" to outright "support worthy".

Usually the horny bait is laid out for some outfit DLC.

hereforemnant posted...

So if I, a proud card carrying SoCiAliSt went onto ResetEra, I'd be kicked off for arguing for a UBI system or universal healthcare? Cause I haven't the faintest clue what actually goes on there besides that it's a journo outlet to some extent

You know about all the people here on CE complaining about "woke stuff" , "political correctness" or "I got modded for my conservative views" and other strawmen?

Well, if it's about ResetEra I would not call them strawmen anymore.

I still remember the clusterfuck every Smash DLC character reveal was.

"Sephiroth as DLC? Why not Anthony Higgs from Metroid: Other M????"

"Sorry, but Sephiroth is much better than some side char from a game that isn't even popular within it's own fanbase." <Banned for Dismissing and trivialising the need for Black representation>

Good question.

I would say it was either Super Mario 3, or Civilization 2 as soon as I could read.

The first game I remember counting the time and hitting over 100 hours was Pokemon Gold, but I'm sure I hit it with Blue or Yellow too (but I can't remember it for sure).

Pretty sure that prime numbers are more nerdy than numbers divisible by 2.

B1: Stardew Valley
D1: Pillars of Eternity

My problem with most of the "they don't need to be in prision, they need therapy" comments is that they somehow see the offender as a victim who needs help and therapy, but ignore the victims and other people who need help and therapy too.

Mental healthcare is already fucked up all over the world. We need more therapist and mental healthcare for everyone in society.

I had to get therapy too, and had to pay it out of my own pocket because our social system (even here in europe) acts like that mental health isn't that important.

Someone assault someone else and ends up in jail? They are a harm for the society, we have to treat them and care for them!

Someone just suffers alone and only harms themselfes? Well, sounds like a you problem.

We have a very very big issue with mental health all over the world. That's not exclusive to the US, Europe or anywhere else. This has to be solved, and ffs, I don't think that criminals should be the priority for that, when there are already more than enough people not commiting crimes also needing it just as much as them, if not even more.

Fix the mental health system for everyone before you think about fixing it for people in prison.
People who isolate themselves out of depression and despair need the rehabilitation to come back into society too, even if they don't break the law.

Peanut butter isn't a big thing here, so I probably would not even notice it.