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TopicMuscle mommy or Cuddly Chubster?
Drunk_Cobra
03/13/24 8:01:10 AM
#55
I miss my six foot tall Armenian division 1 volleyball gal so much

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TopicChipotle is bland as fuck hoky shit
Drunk_Cobra
03/11/24 8:30:02 PM
#29
Living in a major east coast city I could not believe how bad I thought Chipotle was the first time I had it compared to local options.

And they charge you extra for chips?!?

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDeadspin sold to European media group, everyone was laid off
Drunk_Cobra
03/11/24 3:58:01 PM
#15
furb posted...
I have been a day one foundet subscriber of Defector. I used to love Deadspin but I stopped going there years ago.

I loved most the old Gawker dirt sheets in general. Shame Hogan big booted them.
Same here on all those points. Well I forget what money level of subscriber I am.

When I saw My Morning Jacket in Philly I saw a guy wearing a Defector shirt and I went whooooa here come's the Jambaroo! And he had the most awkward reaction I've seen in my life.

Anyway I've been on a surprising number of dates where girls mentioned Normal Gossip so I imagine theyre doing well as a site. At least much better than the scabs are.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicPierce Brosnan was the best James Bond
Drunk_Cobra
03/09/24 4:08:09 PM
#12
Dalton was my favorite, liked that he had a little bit of an edge to him but was still the old superspy concept.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWatching Scarface on Disney Plus
Drunk_Cobra
03/09/24 10:28:08 AM
#16
Irony posted...
My favorite part is when he wanted to fuck his sister
Its somehow even more explicit in the original.

Anyway not a huge fan of this one as a self professed Brian De Palma lover.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicVegy pretending he can't horny post anymore has ushered in a new era of horny
Drunk_Cobra
03/08/24 7:38:18 PM
#21
Nature abhors a horny vacuum.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicUndecided voter watched the SotU and was bored because Biden didn't talk policy
Drunk_Cobra
03/08/24 7:23:54 PM
#16
Remember Ken Bone posting an ask me anything on his reddit account afterwards and everyone finding all his posts on inflation porn?

Anyway I think he was still somehow undecided after the debate he was part of. These are not thoroughbreds we're dealing with here.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topici can't believe my mom stooped that low
Drunk_Cobra
03/07/24 9:31:20 PM
#2
It was so low you idiot.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topic2024 State of the Union topic
Drunk_Cobra
03/07/24 9:12:32 PM
#46
Billyionaire posted...
Has he addressed runaway inflation that's happened on his watch yet?
Yes. It's all been solved.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhy don't you CEmen have a big bunda brazilian girlfriend?
Drunk_Cobra
03/07/24 7:32:58 PM
#22
I'm trying dude.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhat is your favourite French film, if any? Do you like French cinema very much?
Drunk_Cobra
03/06/24 7:15:53 PM
#36
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
I have a tattoo that is partially inspired by a French movie I have never even seen. It was an inspiration for a musician and I have a tattoo of that musician and the thing from the movie is featured heavily.

The film: The Red Balloon. A short movie from the 1950s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VexKSRKoWQY

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhat is your favourite French film, if any? Do you like French cinema very much?
Drunk_Cobra
03/06/24 12:43:58 PM
#28
Also we should all watch La Haine since I'm shocked it hasn't been mentioned yet and the only reason I said L'Argent was I thought people would say La Haine

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhat is your favourite French film, if any? Do you like French cinema very much?
Drunk_Cobra
03/06/24 11:24:34 AM
#17
I was a big fan of L'Argent when I saw it recently

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicIs Kazuma Kiryu your favorite video game protagonist? >_>
Drunk_Cobra
03/03/24 8:17:56 PM
#13
Not even my favorite in the Yakuza series.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWere any of you fans of the show Siskel And Ebert?
Drunk_Cobra
03/02/24 6:12:07 PM
#13
Smallville posted...
youtube? which did you find to be the more entertaining reviewer though? r.i.p.
I back then and to this day far prefer Siskel over Ebert. He can be a little dry and too artsy for his own good but sometimes I think Ebert has seen a completely different movie than I have.

I don't think this is the site I used but this has plenty of them. https://siskelebert.org/

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWere any of you fans of the show Siskel And Ebert?
Drunk_Cobra
03/02/24 2:55:02 PM
#9
There was a site that had a ton of them archived and when I was sick back in high school I used to just go through a bunch

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHad an ex text me
Drunk_Cobra
03/01/24 8:17:48 PM
#28
Drunk_Cobra posted...
My ex has sent multiple messages in the last two weeks.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/07af39cd.jpg

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHad an ex text me
Drunk_Cobra
03/01/24 3:16:23 PM
#9
My ex has sent multiple messages in the last two weeks.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicKOSA is apparently being introduced to the Senate tomorrow...
Drunk_Cobra
02/25/24 9:43:47 PM
#3
Did it pass

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicRhea Ripley's ass
Drunk_Cobra
02/25/24 4:57:31 PM
#19
As someone who doesn't usually go goo goo ga ga over celebrities I'll never ever meet.

Holy shit she is so gorgeous.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicBoy, Crash 4 levels are long... and not in a good way.
Drunk_Cobra
02/25/24 1:59:24 PM
#31
I used to play Crash Bandicoot with my buddy as he was recovering from the tumor that eventually came back and killed him. So as a tribute I decided I'd beat Crash 4.

I died I believe 127 times on the fucking goddamn second to last level.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicSagat has the best music in Street Fighter 2
Drunk_Cobra
02/25/24 8:46:17 AM
#9
I was gonna say it's gotta be Sagats or Balrogs.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicRUMOR: HBO is working on an all-female reboot of The Sopranos
Drunk_Cobra
02/24/24 6:05:21 PM
#12
I'd watch it in a heartbeat. Carmella was a top 3 character.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicBest Dating App.
Drunk_Cobra
02/24/24 5:18:35 PM
#33
PurestProdigy posted...
Okcupid was the absolute BEST in its prime, but they monetized a lot of base features and completely stripped others and now it's garbage
True. I'm still using that useless garbage app out of knowing I got 2 long term girlfriends out of it.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicBest Dating App.
Drunk_Cobra
02/24/24 12:28:22 PM
#6
Will_VIIII posted...
I met my fiancee on Bumble but had the most dates off hinge

I get probably 2 matches a day on Hinge, Bumble is weird, I will get zero matches for like 10 days then anywhere from 3 to 6 in one day then another dry spell.

I got banned from Tinder lol. I think because I would just copy and paste the same opener.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicAfter doing some soul searching I still think Yakuza 0 is the best in the series
Drunk_Cobra
02/24/24 12:16:11 PM
#11
I'm a little leery to try 7 and 8 because of the change to turn based combat tbh.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicMarvel's 1st ever lesbian wedding gets upstaged by gay superheroes.
Drunk_Cobra
02/24/24 12:15:06 PM
#15
I thought Destiny was supposed to be an old woman.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThe girl you love, her boyfriend, and her dad:
Drunk_Cobra
02/21/24 8:22:34 PM
#6
Hell yeah I'm liking this family!

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicShadow or Knuckles if you had to choose one for Smash 6?
Drunk_Cobra
02/21/24 7:34:27 PM
#2
I mean you just wrote it there yourself. BUT even if Shadow was a unique character, gotta go with my man Knuckles. He's just so fucking cool.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicIsrael might withdraw from Eurovision over song row with the EBU.
Drunk_Cobra
02/21/24 10:55:20 AM
#4
What a bunch of fucking nerds.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicUK may return Boris Johnson to power.
Drunk_Cobra
02/20/24 12:00:08 PM
#3
Okay whatever at this point

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThe best album ever made is
Drunk_Cobra
02/19/24 6:48:03 PM
#9
London Calling

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicNikki Haley says she would pardon Trump
Drunk_Cobra
02/19/24 3:34:49 PM
#12
Yeah I can't believe what a bonehead she's been all campaign.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicNetherrealm finally made Injustice 2 more than affordable...6 years later.
Drunk_Cobra
02/19/24 2:52:41 PM
#12
I hate that my ideal DC game roster is half of the people in Injustice 1 and half the people in Injustice 2

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topicgot divorced today, valentines day
Drunk_Cobra
02/18/24 3:12:20 PM
#71
Wait was Ars The Oubliettes? That dude had lore!

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHot Take: Sydney Sweeney isn't that hot
Drunk_Cobra
02/18/24 12:13:02 AM
#18
Not to be an idiot but yeah I don't really see it.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicI'm strangely attracted to CCH Pounder
Drunk_Cobra
02/18/24 12:10:15 AM
#10
We all are idiot

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topicsome good Meme subreddits?
Drunk_Cobra
02/17/24 9:45:42 PM
#25
VampireCoyote posted...
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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicStuff left to do on KOTOR 2?
Drunk_Cobra
02/17/24 9:41:51 PM
#15
I only played once on release. Romanced the hot blind lady. I've wanted to pick it up again but neeeeever have.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDemocrats have a better option than Biden
Drunk_Cobra
02/16/24 9:11:29 PM
#14
I like what I've seen of J. B. Pritzker tbh too. Dems have a decent bench in 4 years. I am praying and knocking wood they do not fumble the bag on this one.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhich fantasy races do you love and hate the most?
Drunk_Cobra
02/16/24 6:08:36 PM
#8
I dig orcs, goblins and dwarfs.

Not crazy about human-animal hybrid races usually.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicI am now back from being warned
Drunk_Cobra
02/16/24 4:36:46 PM
#8
Foppe posted...
That user that got a Ren & Stimpy tatoo.
I pump my fist and whisper under my breath.
"Hell yes."

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicIs Gambit and Rouge cool enough for their own movie?
Drunk_Cobra
02/16/24 4:27:16 PM
#2
Individual X-Men are more interesting than 95% of other Marvel characters tbh.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicI am now back from being warned
Drunk_Cobra
02/16/24 4:24:41 PM
#1
I made a reference to nickelodeon characters from a children's show having an orgy. It was wrong to do it and I have learned from my mistakes.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDid you see Didney's Inspector Gadget?
Drunk_Cobra
02/14/24 12:54:22 PM
#12
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I used to see that movie on trailers and stuff everywhere. It was called Fly Away Home. It's probably the single movie I saw the most trailers for but never actually watched as a kid.
You've solved a puzzle that low key mildly bothered me for years. Surprised it has an 88 on the tomaters, I imagine it was a good movie but to 11 year old me uhhhhh let's say a little too cerebral.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDid you see Didney's Inspector Gadget?
Drunk_Cobra
02/14/24 12:02:49 PM
#10
It was in the rotation at my summer camp for the we need to distract these kids going ape shit for 90 minutes movie. There was also some movie where a girl and her dad had like a glider that they flew with gooses??? What the hell was that?

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topicgot divorced today, valentines day
Drunk_Cobra
02/14/24 12:02:05 PM
#6
If there was a day for drinking it is today.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicShows where the intro theme is better than the actual show
Drunk_Cobra
02/14/24 11:04:11 AM
#31
I was going to ask if this topic was inspired by the True Blood topic.

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