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TopicGRR Martin slams writers for adaptations: "They never make it better."
Karovorak
05/28/24 11:37:14 AM
#38
St0rmFury posted...
Are the LotR movies considered adaptations?

Yes, but I don't think the LotR movies are the thung GRR Martin talked about.

(For me) there is a big difference between taking a book, and making a film out of it (LotR or the Harry Potter movies), and taking a book and "improving" it.

Sometimes you have to cut some stuff or explain it a bit different because a 5 seconds in a book could be writen on 5 pages, or 5 lines are enough to waste 5 minutes of screen time.

The 1 image vs. 1000 words thing is real, and is something that has to be taken into account, so changes are not bad by default.

But when an editor or screen writer comes, takes a popular work, and changes so much that it can't be seen as even similat anymore? That's just a presumptuous ego at work.

Even the thought that "they" could improve or even replicate a work of a legend like Tolkien is just crazy.

If they could, they would not need to take these books as a basis, and could create a original masterpiece.

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TopicI'm still salty about Rainbow Road 64 in Mario Kart 8
Karovorak
05/27/24 9:21:15 AM
#15
kirbymuncher posted...
I never really played MK8 but a long featureless track with too many guard rails and no hazards sounds exactly like the original in MK64

In MK8 it's a way too short featureless track, and it feels like there are even less hazards than in MK64.

At the same time, you feel 0 nostalgia at all.

It's just, you drive a bit, and it's over. It's simply weird.


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TopicI'm still salty about Rainbow Road 64 in Mario Kart 8
Karovorak
05/27/24 9:05:10 AM
#13
So much yes.
Truly yes.
Again, Yes

MK8 (deluxe/DLCs or not) is beyond a great Mario Kart, but this is the worst decision/track of the game.

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TopicWhat the fuck
Karovorak
05/27/24 8:55:10 AM
#17
On one hand, it's on you for not using ad block.

On the other hand, I'm happy about every topic that shows everyone how absolutly terrible fandom ads are.

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TopicMy Phantom Menace rewrite SPOILERS
Karovorak
05/27/24 4:49:35 AM
#49
Okay, this discussion is beyond worthless.

Using the way how Anakin was trained to become a Jedi, to explain how Obi-Wan was also trained is just silly.

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TopicMy Phantom Menace rewrite SPOILERS
Karovorak
05/27/24 4:18:50 AM
#45
Scotty_Rogers posted...
lol even if it wasn't the main reason (it was), Qui-Gon's dying request was still very much a factor in why Obi-Wan trained Anakin.

That's enough to contradict what Obi-Wan said in Return of the Jedi, because he said that he took it upon himself to do it.

If you took it upon yourself to do something, you weren't asked to do it at all. That's the very definition of the phrase. If Qui-Gon died before he could ask Obi-Wan to train Anakin, then you might have been able to argue that Obi-Wan took it upon himself (and even that's a reach). Too bad that's not what happens, famalam.

If that single phrase makes you feel that bad, sure, let's change the dying words of Qui-Gon.

Because obviously no one is ever allowed to say "took it up to myself" as soon someone talks to you about it.

Scotty_Rogers posted...
Ah, that's another thing.

In Empire Strikes Back, Obi-Wan describes Yoda as the Jedi Master who taught him. Not "one of" the Jedi Masters who taught him.

That leaves no room for Qui-Gon to have even been Obi-Wan's master. His entire existence is one fat retcon.

That's why I say that there should be some timegap, to make it more clear.

But we also have seen Yoda teaching a class of younglings, so a Jedi probably had multiple masters by default.

And when I talk about Mister X, my math teacher, I also say that he was my math teacher, not "one of my math teachers".

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TopicTemple of Doom is the best one.
Karovorak
05/27/24 3:36:01 AM
#21
Temple of Doom is fine, but not the best.

3 > 1 > 2 >>>> 4

Have not even seen 5, so no idea.

CrimsonGear80 posted...
doom's last 30 minutes or so are amazing BUT you had to slog through an hour and 30 minutes of meh-ness and an annoying sidekick and an EXTRA annoying heroine.

also Skull gets WAY too much hate. yeah Shia sucks and most of the action sequences involving him are bad but everything else is pretty great. and don't start me on the complaining about aliens. god melting nazi faces and men getting their hearts ripped out of their bodies is cool but not aliens? GTFO.

The scenes / the character of Cate Blanchett is also terrible.

So, the decent parts are only the Indy and Marion scenes.

Temple of doom as a similar problem, but not that extreme.

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TopicMy Phantom Menace rewrite SPOILERS
Karovorak
05/27/24 3:23:58 AM
#42
Scotty_Rogers posted...
Obi-Wan was never depicted as some senile old man with a foggy memory.

If he could remember that Anakin was already a great pilot when they first met, he'd remember that his master was the one who wanted him to train Anakin. And there's no reason he'd forget about Qui-Gon when he was literally his master for several years.

All of that would be easily solvable if we had some time pass between...

  • The death of Qui-Gon
  • Obi-wan becoming a full Jedi (he was still a Padawan at that time!)
  • Anakin being in the Jedi temple for some time.


Make it clear that it took a few months, not a few days at best, and suddenly we have a much better leg for Yoda being Obi-Wan's Master, as well as Obi-Wan not taking care of Anakin because of some heat of the moment promise.

And after his feat in that absolutly silly spacebattle on Naboo, Anakin could not be ignored anyways.

That's all it would need.

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TopicSentences that gaming causes us to say.
Karovorak
05/27/24 2:41:45 AM
#4
"Just drop some nukes on their cities, who cares if others get angry."

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TopicWikipedia's front page hornyposting
Karovorak
05/24/24 3:18:50 PM
#3
Many years ago the article of the day was the vulva, with a photo of it right on the starting page.

I think it was the german wikipedia.

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TopicChina surrounds the country of Taiwan after they elected a new leader
Karovorak
05/24/24 3:14:54 PM
#79
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Oh look, you've all gone and let Fenris derail another topic about China

No, I think we are still on point about the topic of China... "territorial interpretations".

Imagine sharing a image and wikipedia article about the nine-dash line, and still taking Chinas side.

mustachedmystic posted...
FFS, wtf do you think would happen to the Chinese economy if they go to war with the west? It aint gonna happen, people. It would be suicide.

Let's just say that I would not bet my lifesavings on the backbone of the west.

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TopicI think my dog broke my nose
Karovorak
05/24/24 9:10:40 AM
#12
l0bcity posted...
Just a nose contusion, hurts like a bitch tho. Try to get the Dr to give me perks but he wouldnt

Well, maybe you should ask your dog to break your nose then.

That way you should get these perks for sure.

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TopicRemember the Juicero?
Karovorak
05/24/24 8:23:01 AM
#15
MEGAsoldier posted...
My old workplace made us sit through a powerpoint that was titled something like "what not to do in business" and was basically just 40 minutes of them shittin on the Juicero

I hate useless meeting/workshops just as everyone, but a workshop about "please, please for the love of god, don't be like the Juicero" sounds understandable.

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TopicEverything vs Everything (SSBU AI image topic 4)
Karovorak
05/24/24 8:21:38 AM
#13
"You are now tracking this topic"

Top content as usual.

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TopicGerman alt-right expelled from European alt-right for being too alt-right
Karovorak
05/24/24 6:16:06 AM
#8
Don't get it wrong, they don't have an issue with them being nazi.

They have an issue with nazis being russia and china shills.

It's a low hurdle to pass, but the AfD failed even that one.

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TopicI think my dog broke my nose
Karovorak
05/24/24 5:42:15 AM
#3
Depends on the dog.

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TopicRumored placeholder logo for Persona 6
Karovorak
05/24/24 5:16:22 AM
#9
Humble_Novice posted...
Green is only a primary color if we're talking about light. When it comes to pigments and the RYB system, it's a secondary color.

And I will deny "RYB" with every fiber of my body.

We have RGB and CMY, and no, red is not magenta.


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Topic$50 Billion or GOD grants you one wish.
Karovorak
05/24/24 3:45:32 AM
#34
Tyranthraxus posted...
I wish I had all the powers of a level 20 D&D wizard with every spell.

+ no need for spell components.

And then we cast wish


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TopicI have an MRI in June. Never had one before.
Karovorak
05/24/24 3:30:29 AM
#15
Had some MRI something like 18 years ago as a teen.

Wasn't that bad at all, so don't worry about that.

About your issue: You went to a doctor, he found nothing so far, and your issue is gone on it's own already, right?

Then simply don't worry. You and your doctor are playing it safe and that's a good thing, but everything is fine atm, and there is no reason to assume otherwise. Just a simple check up that does no harm.

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TopicChina surrounds the country of Taiwan after they elected a new leader
Karovorak
05/24/24 3:09:45 AM
#8
teep_ posted...
very unlikely

Depends on what counts as a win.

It already goes on for over two years, no end in sight, and the lessons China probably has learned so far?

  • The west is fucking slow and lackluster with their reactions
  • Russia is a mess
  • Russia still has some territorial gains


You can expect China to take notes, with priority 1 on top "Don't be as brainless as Russia is, win within a few months".

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Topic85% of neuralink implant wires are already detached.
Karovorak
05/23/24 11:31:22 AM
#16
Bass posted...
Imagine being an experiment for an Elon Musk owned company.

Eh, I would not judge him, when he was hoping for some cure for his paralysis.

This guy can not even move his arms.

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Topic1.08k topics on CE. Must admit... I prefer this.
Karovorak
05/23/24 9:42:41 AM
#145
Foppe posted...
Going from 786 to 795 should be 9, not 10.

Probably some rounding stuff... it's the average after all.

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TopicWhat gaming achievment of yours can you not match anymore?
Karovorak
05/23/24 9:02:29 AM
#2
I was somewhat good in rythm games many years ago.

Not on the professional peak level, and I'm still good enough to beat most people in it, but I have no chance to hit the level I already had again.

Even uploaded a replay in potato quality once because a friend didn't believe me.

Good old cringy osu time from 2017:

https://youtu.be/8tXn_w203_c?si=SyPALWudEDeroQb_

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TopicITT: Common sayings or expressions that don't make sense to you.
Karovorak
05/23/24 8:49:45 AM
#57
ITT:

When someone tells you "here, have some cake" DO NOT EAT IT!

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Topic2 million dollars but time goes backwards while you're sleeping.
Karovorak
05/23/24 5:01:38 AM
#20
Only way to work with this would be to stop sleeping for a long time, and probably only 4 hours maximum at once (depending on your schedule).

Otherwise it would fuck up your sleeping pattern anyway.

Oh, you slept well? Good luck doing it again, because it's now 3PM.

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TopicITT: Common sayings or expressions that don't make sense to you.
Karovorak
05/23/24 4:26:13 AM
#39
Yeah, went into this topic to talk about the cake too.

If I want to have some cake, I want it so I can eat it. I'm not going to put it on a pedestal so I can watch it in admiration.

Other thing:

"Chances are 50/50, it either happens, or it doesn't"

If I hear that, everything in me cringes in pure anger.

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Topic2 million dollars but time goes backwards while you're sleeping.
Karovorak
05/23/24 3:13:16 AM
#13
How is this supposed to work?

I go to bed at 10 PM, sleep 8 hours, and suddenly it's 2PM and my boss calls me asking where the fuck I am?

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TopicWhat's the best Disney villain song?
Karovorak
05/23/24 3:00:55 AM
#17
I have to say "Be prepared" or at least the german version of it, "Seid bereit"


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TopicVideo game complaints I will never understand as long as I live.
Karovorak
05/22/24 10:49:48 AM
#40
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Random battles
QTEs
"Hand-holding"

Random battles are just potentialy annoying for nearly no benefit.

Especially when they are just insanely repetitive like Zubats in a cave. When 30 minutes of exploring a cave ends up with fighting 30 zubats, it's just frustrating. It also doesn't help that they come out of nowhere like a bad jump scare. Your control over them is minimal, and if you are unlucky you just finished some annoying fight, only to start another annoying fight after 5 steps.

QTEs.

They are just... what's the use of it? They are quite literally "Press X to win". If they happen within a fight they can be fine (like, boss just grapped you, mash X to escape, or 50% phase transition happend) but if they happen in a normal cutscene, their greatest impact is that they just made a cutscene unskippable.

It also doesn't help that they just feel... primitive.

You are not supposed to fail QTEs in the first place, and if you fail, it's simply because they got you by surprise the first time. There is simply no satisfaction if you beat a QTE, in the worst case they just punish you for being distracted during something you thought was a harmless cinematic. No gain, only pain.

"Handholding" - Eh, that could be anything, and is the hardest to explain or justify as a valid complain. That's something that has to be judged case-by-case for sure.

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TopicWho here has been around long enough to remember Palworld?
Karovorak
05/22/24 4:37:15 AM
#36
texanfan27 posted...
Played it with the wife, we enjoyed it, but needs more polish

That update with the first raid boss (early april) gave a lot of QoL improvements, but yeah, I will wait for some more content before I start it again.

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Topic$5,000,000, or a save point.
Karovorak
05/21/24 6:58:26 AM
#26
Euro millions lottery is currently at 26 million (after taxes) and that's not even a big jackpot.

So, yeah, as long as you can tell me how me getting a different ticket is supposed to change the outcome of the lottery, I take the save point.

And no, "It just does because butterfly effect!" isn't enough for me

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TopicWho here has been around long enough to remember Palworld?
Karovorak
05/21/24 5:33:21 AM
#6
Kim_Seong-a posted...
Remember when the Pokemon Company sued them into bankruptcy? The game died too soon u_u

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/65294b11.jpg

This was probably mostly a "yes, yes, we know, now shut the fuck up" to their own fans, nothing more.


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TopicSo apparently Ubisoft fucked up the Japanese themes in Assassins Creed?
Karovorak
05/21/24 4:17:00 AM
#30
Tyranthraxus posted...
These things seem like really minor details that most people probably wouldn't pick up on even in Japan.

You can find all kinds of people complaining about hollywood historical inaccuracies or other inaccuracies like certain animals being in places where they just don't exist but most people wouldn't know about these unless told about them by an enthusiast.

I'm not sure about "would not pick up".

If it's truly about elemental stuff like the axis stuff is placed and square mats, I would not be surprised if it feels off to them at a first glance (even if they could not put the finger on it).

I'm trying to come up with some equivalent on the western side, but I honestly can't think of anything.

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TopicHoly shit my dad got me a book of Dad jokes for my birthday.
Karovorak
05/20/24 8:40:40 AM
#147
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 39:

What is a tree's favorite beverage?

Root beer.

4/10, my eyes actually rolled.

For some reason I laughed more about this joke than it deserved. And I still do.

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TopicPost your account activity pages.
Karovorak
05/19/24 10:25:33 AM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ce2e37a.jpg

That's more postings than I actually expected to have.

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TopicSony censors the upcoming Tsukihime art book
Karovorak
05/19/24 8:29:20 AM
#132
BDSMKane posted...
As much as I dislike the post, I cant even comprehend a world where its moddable. What was previously said to me, the idea that its offensive to accuse an unaffiliated organization of crimes they havent committed, seems too ridiculous for me to even submit a report. I genuinely dont believe the mods care at all about that sort of thing; or if they do, they dont seem to show it.

Accusing a company of distributing child porn and "being okay with it" is moddable on a lot of places, for good reason.

There are not many acts and crimes out there more vile and serious.

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TopicWhat's Going On With Yasuke's Wikipedia Page?
Karovorak
05/19/24 4:35:26 AM
#45
bIuerain posted...
I checked myself using Word's wordcount and these are definitely not accurate. Like I said, Yasuke's article has about 1,500 words bloated on to it by the References section. I'll concede that it turns out that Yasuke's article is longer by about 500 words, but again, like I already said, cut out the In Popular Culture Section and it's less than Akechi's. They have about the same in historical content writing with an edge to Akechi, Yasuke is just in more fictional media that Wikipedia thinks is worth mentioning.

But you want to know who has a longer article than either of those guys combined? Surprise, it's William Adams. Do you have any opinions on why that is now?

Yeah, go on, move some goalposts until you tried to gaslight me and accused me of lying and making stuff up.

I'm out of here, that's what I get for posting in non-funny topics.

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TopicWhat's Going On With Yasuke's Wikipedia Page?
Karovorak
05/19/24 4:08:24 AM
#38
bIuerain posted...
Assuming you're talking about Wikipedia, this is not true. Yasuke's article is significantly shorter than Akechi. They only appear about the same on the scrollbar (Yasuke's still being shorter here) because the citations section on Yasuke's article is longer. Nix Yasuke's "In Popular Culture" section also and Akechi's article's wordcount is dramatically bigger.

So, why did you lie about this?

I literally took the word count right out of wikipedia.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/ff6bb62e.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/774d8005.jpg

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TopicSony censors the upcoming Tsukihime art book
Karovorak
05/19/24 3:48:43 AM
#128
Whiterun_Guard_ posted...
Don't look at me. I didn't mark it.

The issue is the other post.

And it seems like I wasn't the only one who marked it, yet it seems like the mods are completly fine with it.

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TopicMeanwhile, in another reality (SSBU AI image topic v3)
Karovorak
05/19/24 3:37:32 AM
#487
Gonna thank you again one last time for these 4 great topics. I didn't post that much in them, but I tracked them all and they were awesome.

Truly great.

If you still look for requests/ideas:

Selvaria Bles from Valkyria Chronicles.

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TopicWhat's Going On With Yasuke's Wikipedia Page?
Karovorak
05/19/24 3:33:28 AM
#35
Yasuke was in service of Nobunaga for only 15 months, and there are not many sources about him at all. We simply don't known what he did at all.

That's why people now have to "connect the dots", but the problem is when the speculation is onesided.

And then we have articles like that (about the death of Nobunaga at Hoono-Ji)

Lockley said. Yasuke was one of the 30 men with the feudal lord. [...] Theres no record, but tradition holds it that [Yasuke] was the one who took Nobunagas head to save it from the enemy. [...] Yasuke, therefore, by escaping with the head, could have been seen and has been seen as changing Japanese history,

And that's where I simply can't follow anymore.

We know that Yasuka was a retainer of Nobunaga for 15 months, and we know for sure that Nobunaga had many of them. We know that there were many loyal people to Nobunaga.

No one knows what happend do Nobunaga's body at all. It was never found, and we only know that Yasuke fought and surrendered at Niji Castle where Nobunaga's son was.

Yet with all this speculation, pop culture, and documents simple mentioning him, his article is now twices as long as the article of Akechi Mitsuhide, who was a lord and general for decades, and is the betrayer of Nobunaga.

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TopicWhat is the correct take to have on this ass creed samurai reveal
Karovorak
05/17/24 6:26:46 PM
#71
pinky0926 posted...
I did a little digging. Seems there's few accounts of yasuke, but what there is is reference to him being given stipends and having the duty of carrying nobunagas swords. Both are samurai things specifically. Bit odd that there's not more history about him though.

It's not odd, because there can't be much more history.

He was in Nobunaga's service for only 15 months.


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TopicSony censors the upcoming Tsukihime art book
Karovorak
05/17/24 6:07:09 PM
#126
Soliloquy_Rhap posted...
Hypnospace's post got modded but not Barber's? What the fuck?

It's crazy, but sadly as expected.


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TopicHoly shit my dad got me a book of Dad jokes for my birthday.
Karovorak
05/17/24 10:35:48 AM
#139
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 36:

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?

UCLA

9/10 NGL, it took me a sec. Once it clicked, though, I found it pretty amusing.

What, I don't ge-

OH GOD.

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TopicTrumble game giveaway topic!
Karovorak
05/16/24 10:52:42 AM
#29
and it is.... a 1

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Topic1.08k topics on CE. Must admit... I prefer this.
Karovorak
05/16/24 8:19:21 AM
#135
It will probably stay for this for most of the time, between 750 and 800.

Topics above #750 are purged after 2 days of activity, but topics at 750 and below need 5 days of inactivity.

So, yeah, hitting the 749 would be a big milestone in a negative sense.

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TopicTrumble game giveaway topic!
Karovorak
05/16/24 7:34:15 AM
#24
rolls a d10

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