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Im eating it right now

its pretty delicious. I think its butterscotch

ironman2009 posted...

You're wasting your time on these people. They watched a documentary where it happened once in the 60s and think it happens multiple times a year.

Yeah.

Its like talking to a stupid wall

It would literally be a crime to fix the fight. Mike Tyson would be involved, anybody who knew would be involved. Netflix would be involved. The logistics do not make any sense.

I dont believe he could. The logistics of it dont make any sense.

youre ignoring everything Im saying to try and gotcha me like Im defending him, but I dont even know anything about him besides his boxing matches. I know hes a YouTuber, but I have never consumed any of his content. I dont even know what he does.

I have watched his boxing matches, and rooted against him every time. I lost money when I bet against him when he fought Nate Robinson, and I lost money again (and had a bit of my heart broken) when he beat Anderson Silva.

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I dont think a fight of this magnitude would be fixed, no. It has nothing to do with Paul. He has fought a bunch of legitimate fights already, so there is no evidence that they would decide to fix the fight that, as I have already said, will likely be the most watched boxing fight of all time.

all of this I have already said. It has nothing to do with Paul, and as I have already said I hope he gets knocked out, though I do expect him to win by decision because he is fighting a senior citizen.

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No, saying that this fight wont be fixed is me saying this fight wont be fixed

you can continue to try and put words in my mouth if you want, thats on you

DrizztLink posted...

You've spent three pages and an entire fucking day defending Jake Paul.

It doesn't really matter what you think you're doing, that's what is actually happening here

The fight wont be fixed

such a defense of Jake Paul

El_Marsh posted...

It's certainly getting a lot of attention, but the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight was over a decade in the making and the clash of two still capable legends was an amazing sell.

I don't expect it to do better than that but I also wouldn't be surprised. People do seem to like their freak show matches, and this is about as big as you can get with one.

The fact that its gonna be on Netflix and youre not gonna have to pay any extra for it I think will make it the most watched match ever. Expect to see a ton of ads two weeks before and leading up to the actual fight. Even if everybody doesnt necessarily watch it live, the replays are gonna be insane

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Keep defending Jake Paul LOL

Never once defended Jake Paul

Mr_Karate_II posted...

This MichaelCole is somehow even more annoying than the real Michael Cole

whatever you say, mister karate

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There is zero evidence that this fight, or that any of Pauls fights have been fixed, and claiming that to be so with no evidence is stupid

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Great logic! Its fixed because of the fact that it could possibly be fixed!

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They didnt even fix the celebrity boxing matches when they showed them on Fox.

Danny Bonoduce from the partridge family beat the shit out of Greg Brady

here is Adrian Peterson getting leveled by Leveon Bell

https://youtube.com/shorts/UmxkH5c2_jc?si=brDt8lwztPuGKs1T

superben posted...

Love working.
Love my job

Why dont you marry it then

Tyranthraxus posted...

Lmfao I hope Logan has improved since then otherwise this fight is gonna last 30 seconds.

Thats the other brother, Jake is the one fighting Tyson. Longan is in the wwe I think

LonelyStoner posted...

He had to hold him up to continue the staged fight.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OPOxqJ2PVPk?si=ldj7F1upPVCVD9zw

LonelyStoner posted...

I mean, Mayweather had to hold his fraud ass up several times during their fight.

He had to hold him up because of fake punches?

LonelyStoner posted...

Its as real as WWE. Which Jakes stain of a brother is also involved in.

cgi punches probably

ssb_yunglink2 posted...

Getting caught doing what? If neither fighter is going for death blows theres nothing to catch. Im not saying theyre gonna literally fuck with the score cards.

I just very heavily doubt theyre trying to kill each other. Its not a real match with anything on the line.

It literally is a real match

I dont see what you dont understand about that

it is not an exhibition, it will be on both of their records

This is likely going to be the most watched boxing match of all time

MTRodaba2468 posted...

I'm not specifically talking about the Tyson/Paul fight when I say this, but yes, historically, that scenario, along with those involving fighters taking a dive, has been commonplace in boxing.

Saying theyre commonplace is so incredibly disingenuous its ridiculous

I also wonder about Franciss actor. I hope hes a good guy, but with how shitty his brother is it makes me wonder how he is.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

They really screwed over Francis character at the end. All throughout the show he was growing up and becoming more responsible only for them to do a 180 on his character right at the end. Dude ended up being a dirtbag and dumber than he was at the start of the show.

Agreed.

Foppe posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e7d7a26e.jpg

I was watching an episode and the grandma was sitting there yelling about something in her house and sitting on the left side of the screen was a director or writer or something completely in frame and I was like who the fuck is that

it was super noticeable. When I get to that episode Ill take a pic

Close them all and start over

s0nicfan posted...

I know you're really struggling with this idea that sometimes fights aren't completely honest, but if you just open up your mind to the possibility that a professional youtuber with a long history of stunts and a long-retired boxer might agree to not go 100% because it makes for a better show, I think you'll find the idea isn't that crazy.

I know youre trying to find a conspiracy where there isnt one, but using my evidence of the fact that Paul has been boxing people legitimately, albeit bad competition, for years now, and Mike Tyson is fucking mike Tyson, Im gonna need a little bit more than trust me bro its fixed from the people claiming its fixed, or fake, or whatever theyre claiming.

you can come up with whatever storyline you want to, but until somebody shows me any actual evidence of this fight being fixed, Im going to assume its real like all of their other fights.

s0nicfan posted...

It doesn't necessarily mean take a dive. It could just mean "slow roll the fight until at least round 7" because bookies and PPV stand to lose a lot of money if the fight itself is over in the first round. You don't need 1 fighter to get bought out and throw the fight if both are getting a cut of the house bets and are heavily incentivized to take it into later rounds.

Here's a betting table for a boxing match. The people who benefit are betting sites that make more money on a fight the longer the fight goes on. Just look at what the payout is for a round 1 KO vs a round 6 KO:
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/boxing/boxing?category=knockdowns&subcategory=knockdown-round-betting

I know how boxing betting works, the reason that the payout is for a first round KO is more is because of how unlikely it is. It really doesnt happen in boxing often, especially compared to the ufc.

so youre proposing that its going to be a real fight, but they (somebody) are going to tell Mike Tyson and Paul, hey guys, take it easy on each other until like the sixth or seven round and then try to knock each other out because then we make more money

and Paul and Tyson are going to be like okay yeah that sounds like a good idea

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Who benefits from this? Which fighter would you expect take a dive? Mike Tyson? He fought Roy Jones Jr not that long ago in an exhibition, so this isnt his first fight back.

Uta posted...

Malcolm in the Middle is pretty good for the first two seasons, arguably the third too, but rapidly becomes a cartoon of itself where anything goes after that. It became a lot harder to watch when the characters started feeling like; well characters, more than they did a funnily dysfunctional family.

Youre banished from my topic

Thompson posted...

If you think people are as old as the media they have memories of, that's your prerogative.

Daughter Judy

Thompson posted...

It is unfortunate that despite all of humanity's advances, the means to store media and preserving it for future generations still eludes us.

This mfer literally living in the jetsons like his boy Elroy

Thompson posted...

You now reminded me of a Jetsons episode where George purchased a robotic dog to act as home security, and one of the first things the robotic dog did was attack their cat. Unil that moment this cat had never been mentioned by any character, much less shown up anywhere in their home or elsewhere, and was never mentioned nor shown again.

This mfer 85 years old

Ive only played cuphead and meat boy

both great games, both too hard for me to beat

Im just not as good as I was back in the day. Practice makes perfect and I dont have the time or energy to practice games anymore.

only thing I practice these days is donkey kong and digdug at the arcade

Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...

It happens in SO many different shows that just random people show up.

Buffy randomly having a sister that was NEVER addressed until literally that episode? XD

Retconning random lines here and there is one thing, or replacing characters with a new actor happens, but it just felt like every episode of Malcolm in the middle followed a main storyline.. until it didnt, and then everything before that just didnt matter anymore.

its one of those things where I feel like if the show was made today, it would follow a strict storyline and everything would connect perfectly.. but it would lose all of its late 90s early 2000s beavis and butthead type humor

Im a thin crust kinda guy

So quickly. Specifically the farm storyline with Francis. Just one line on a new season and we never hear from them again. Also the smart kids first teacher (the lady) just gets completely replaced by the new douchey guy, which is fine, but the lack of closure always bugged me.

BewmHedshot posted...

This chart is one girlfriend out of date but it explains the issue

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8f8daf50.jpg

The issue is somebody took their time to make this chart

GeraldDarko posted...

Maybe if you hustled for it
He just had the money for it

Are you sure? I thought this was before he was famous

ssb_yunglink2 posted...

You can absolutely fix fights. Fixing doesnt mean nobody gets punched or hurt, it means the result is decided beforehand.

Im not saying thats going to happen here, but people will absolutely take punches to the face and lose on purpose for a huge pay day.

I agree, that can happen. I wanted to see if thats what the other users were claiming by it being a fake fight

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Everyone does not like TikTok lol

Being popular =/= being universally loved

Youre unpopular and universally disliked, so theres that

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Fix it how? Fake punches?

GeraldDarko posted...

I'd just take a look at who you're arguing with and call it a day.

I mean I guess

the username doesnt look familiar but Im also really bad at seeing who is who

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Well that's dumb lol. Tyson has retired since 2005 and he's in his 50s

I don't think this fight will even happen

It honestly is the only thing that makes me have hope Tyson will win

he doesnt want his last fight to be a loss to Paul

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Proof Jake doesn't?

You can literally watch the fights what are you talking about. Nate Diaz, Anderson Silva, Tyrone Woodley twice, Ben Askren

Mr_Karate_II posted...

The wins by decision are totally legit....

Which fight do you think he won by decision that he didnt actually win?

and by the logic that I guess youre claiming he really lost those fights but the judging was rigged, why did he lose the fight against Tommy Fury by split decision?

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Do you actually think he's that good to win by decision or TKO? One match was stopped way to early.

He has won by both decision and tko? Not sure what youre saying

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Isn't this just an exhibition match, anyway? Obviously Paul isn't giving his all.

Nope. Sanctioned fight, will go on their records

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Id give two of my toes to see Tyson knock him out, but I think Paul by decision is the smart bet

Mr_Karate_II posted...

He didn't win his fights legitimately.

Put him in the ring who's not past their prime,who's not after a pay day and they'll knock him the fuck out or put I'm in the octagon with the same criteria and he's getting knocked the fuck out.

How did he not win his fights legitimately?

Im not debating that he would lose to better competition, everybody knows that.