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TopicFox News with an unbelievably transphobic headline atm
derp420
08/16/24 3:33:04 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
I'm not all that alarmed.


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TopicDo you agree that Goofy is a dog?
derp420
08/16/24 2:29:24 PM
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He's a Goof.

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TopicSubway holds emergency meeting with franchisees as sales plummet
derp420
08/15/24 4:42:03 PM
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Kalk posted...
Anyone here been to TOGO's? Are they any good for subs or at least better than Subway?
Not recently since I'm not near one anymore, but back in the day their hot pastrami was godlike.

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TopicLol Our DEI committee at work
derp420
08/14/24 4:37:47 PM
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Just changed their name to the Justice, Equity, Diversity and Inclusion Council. I'm thinking about joining now.

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TopicWhy are old people comfortable with knowing they will die soon?
derp420
08/12/24 4:24:08 PM
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eggcorn posted...
What's the alternative?


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TopicBorderlands movie made $16.5 million in opening weekend, budget was $145 million
derp420
08/12/24 1:47:20 PM
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Deadpool's not doing it any favors either.

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TopicI really liked the line about chicken in The Matrix
derp420
08/09/24 5:05:40 PM
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Follow the white chicken.

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TopicI found a new species of hurricane bug on my basil plant
derp420
08/09/24 4:19:44 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
While small,

He is incredible powerful. Can fly, is loud, armored, super perception, etc

Like the birds, should we strive to be like the bugs? Anyway, on a large scale, something like this doesn't exist. I wonder if bugs used to grow to the size of dogs back in the day tho

Etc
Crabs and Lobsters can get pretty damn big.

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TopicGame camera catches photo of "Dogman"
derp420
08/09/24 1:06:29 PM
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Looks like a bear seen straight from behind to me.

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TopicSMIB is apparently en route to the GameFAQs building in San Fran, CA
derp420
08/09/24 11:44:38 AM
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GATTJT posted...
As if what I've seen so far isn't insane enough:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1f794e70.jpg
"The last thing I want is to immediately resort to violence."
Huge red flag (in a sea of red flags).

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TopicHow long is your daily commute?
derp420
08/02/24 1:45:47 PM
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30 minutes on the bus, 10 minutes walking, each way.

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TopicIf Joe Biden was a farmer he'd be Hoe Biden
derp420
07/22/24 4:20:05 PM
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If he wore flip-flops he'd be Toe Biden.

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TopicI am now a tire.
derp420
07/21/24 3:50:23 AM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
Tires are the source of about 80ish percent of microplastics. What, you thought those vulcanized polymers just magically disappeared?
Woke

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TopicI think before colonizing Mars,
derp420
07/20/24 10:53:44 AM
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Enclave posted...
There's no polar bears in Antarctica.
The name literally derives from Greek.
Anti + Arktikos = No Bears

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TopicAl Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game
derp420
07/19/24 7:18:24 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
Karma (or at the least the karmic writing) certainly hated him. He had so many things happen to him and his family often back-stabbed him, like the time Bud had him confined to the basement via the government and Peggy literally violated him.
Good point. Two stories AND a full basement.

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TopicSimple roasted veggies with a little olive oil and salt are so good.
derp420
07/19/24 4:17:24 PM
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MSG is great on roasted veggies and you only need an 1/8 teaspoon for every two servings.

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TopicI tripped at work today
derp420
07/12/24 5:48:26 PM
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Was expecting hallucinogens.

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TopicMeet the newest member of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
derp420
07/12/24 5:47:38 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
This topic reminds me of a few years ago, when they released images of obese tigers in china.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5b125189.jpg

Someone called it 'peak alpha male form', because it doesn't have to do anything. Everything serves its existance for it. I'd probably rather have the tiger in charge, if it's still alive.
Fuck that picture always makes me so sad.

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TopicAny of you use wireless charging a lot?
derp420
07/11/24 4:45:54 PM
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Charging port on my phone broke so I use one exclusively. When I'm home I'm either listening to a podcast or using Chromecast if I want to watch something, so it doesn't really need to leave the charger. I'd prefer it even if my port still worked.

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TopicSo we like Bioshock Infinite now?
derp420
07/11/24 1:10:15 PM
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I enjoy the old-timey song covers.

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TopicXbox live WOULD be down the day I have off of work FML
derp420
07/02/24 7:32:03 PM
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https://support.xbox.com/en-US/xbox-live-status
Want to know when this is back online?
Sign in lol

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TopicRec me ways to step up a stir-fry
derp420
06/26/24 4:12:56 PM
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Those little corns.

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TopicWhat is your favorite Lego game?
derp420
06/26/24 3:35:48 PM
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I like Lego City Undercover. The others tend to be way too linear for me even of I'm into the source material.

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TopicAny of you really like watching the Olympics?
derp420
06/24/24 4:16:14 PM
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I get down with curling but that's about it.

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Topici give you a cat that looks like wolverine
derp420
06/21/24 7:57:03 PM
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Sus lines on paws.

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TopicDo teachers abuse their power more than cops?
derp420
06/14/24 4:29:53 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
What the fuck


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TopicAir Fryers tho
derp420
06/14/24 2:24:30 PM
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Halo478 posted...
def he fucked up and blames the machine
Doubt he's used one. He's doing his ignorant contrarian gimmick.

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TopicI very rarely eat veggies.
derp420
06/14/24 11:39:21 AM
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I work in a kitchen and I get to take home fresh veggies every weeknight. But since almost all my food comes from work I hardly ever get groceries and end up eating fast food on weekends. Feel pretty shitty come Monday, but it's worth it to save grocery money and not have to cook outside of work.

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Topicis Michael Jordan currently the most respected living celebrity
derp420
06/13/24 6:27:21 PM
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David Letterman and Jon Stewart personally. If we're talking sports I don't know enough sports guys.

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TopicWrite your own damn code, people.
derp420
06/06/24 11:45:27 AM
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R1masher posted...
I wrote it myself
*rimshot

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TopicPotatoes are the GOAT vegetable.
derp420
06/03/24 6:46:53 PM
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I'm team onion.

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TopicA floppy bunny.
derp420
05/31/24 7:16:02 PM
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There's a big pine tree on my walk to work with a bunch of rabbits living under it. Every time I see one as I pass by, I say "Tree Bun!" out loud. I only recently realized that I do this.

Thank you for this topic.

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TopicHas anyone watched a movie in the theaters alone?
derp420
05/31/24 4:19:09 PM
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Not since Grandma's Boy.

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 21
derp420
05/31/24 1:45:07 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I find it very interesting that the right suddenly believes in systemic racism and oppression after spending years telling marginalized groups to shut up about it. Very interesting.
Sounds pretty woke to me.

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TopicFirst game that comes to mind where you can double jump
derp420
05/26/24 1:18:21 PM
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Hollow Knight

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TopicWhat is the best ben and jerry's flavor?
derp420
05/24/24 11:39:57 AM
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Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies. But I don't think it's been available for like 10 years now.

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TopicThe Simpsons has been going since 1989.
derp420
05/23/24 10:30:13 PM
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It was always a prequel to 'Life in Hell'

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 19
derp420
05/20/24 7:48:52 PM
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Thanks!

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 19
derp420
05/20/24 7:33:08 PM
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What's up with the whole bond issue? I don't remember a resolution to whether Trump could/did pay it before this trial took all the headlines.

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TopicI'm surprised Ronald McDonald isn't more controversial.
derp420
05/19/24 8:17:54 PM
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His eyebrows make the M

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TopicDoes anyone turn off the lights in the kitchen and run back to your room
derp420
05/18/24 10:18:24 PM
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Y'all ain't keep your candles lit?

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TopicI miss the o_O face.
derp420
05/16/24 4:17:58 AM
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:0

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TopicDOJ Requests Judge Order Steve Bannon to Begin Prison Sentence
derp420
05/15/24 4:55:44 AM
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I understood, but I'm also very high.

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TopicSo I guess now's a good time to ask if anyone here would like an invite
derp420
05/09/24 12:59:50 PM
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Please and thank you.

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TopicStarting fallout 4. What should I know
derp420
05/08/24 4:24:50 PM
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There's a fusion core under the gas station.

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TopicIt is DUMPING snow right now.
derp420
05/06/24 4:17:21 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d058dd44.jpg
Lol I got a skin care ad directly below this.

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TopicWhy didnt Magic the Gathering get any video game adapations?
derp420
04/19/24 4:18:12 PM
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It did. A lot of them.

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TopicGuys....
derp420
04/17/24 4:12:03 PM
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To be fair it's a Current Event everyone's posting about.

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