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TopicI will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part XI
masterbarf
02/29/24 6:42:38 PM
#105
Trepan posted...
Error1355 being fun at parties
Good retort.

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TopicI will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part XI
masterbarf
02/29/24 6:40:46 PM
#103
Error1355 posted...
no
You must be fun at parties.

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TopicHideo Kojima to resign after 99 cases of sexual harassment.
masterbarf
02/29/24 12:29:00 PM
#65
"Sugaru titsu" is Japanese for "coworker whom I respect". It's easy to see why there are so many accusations.

Also; seriously. How the fuck are you guys taking a topic title on gamefaqs at face value?

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TopicI will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part XI
masterbarf
02/27/24 3:48:38 PM
#69
Incest autopsy

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TopicDude really thinks the power of racism and teamwork will win
masterbarf
02/26/24 3:45:02 PM
#21
Does Superman kill people, or is he a pussy like Batman?

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TopicThe last game you played... what did the R1 button do?
masterbarf
02/26/24 1:38:52 PM
#28
Nothing.

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TopicIf KOSA becomes law, will you give any sites your ID?
masterbarf
02/26/24 1:34:08 PM
#38
I don't even use my real name / birthday when signing up for websites.

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TopicWe need to start calling Republicans what they actually are
masterbarf
02/26/24 9:51:59 AM
#17
American Taliban.

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TopicGuess The Game - Part 19
masterbarf
02/26/24 12:29:47 AM
#73
#GuessTheGame #653



#RookieGuesser
https://GuessThe.Game/p/653

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TopicHow do you say equal?
masterbarf
02/24/24 4:27:49 AM
#12
I thought she was giving him a hand job and didn't understand why he was choking.

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TopicYour favorite FPS campaign of all time?
masterbarf
02/24/24 4:23:56 AM
#61
Wolfenstein. Hidden doors, treasure, and a path of dead a nazis in front of you is all you need. And the ability to keep track of which doors and hallways you've been through, because everything looks the same and 100% is a must.

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TopicGymnastics scoring be all like
masterbarf
02/24/24 4:17:10 AM
#9
Dakimakura posted...
Modern Video game Ratings:
98-100, the epitome of everything awful about video games
90-97, elephant shit
85-90, eeeehhh
75-84, the sweet spot
0-74, anything goes

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TopicHow do you say equal?
masterbarf
02/24/24 3:54:31 AM
#7
With tenacity and accompanied by a wink and finger guns.

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TopicWhat do metric countries call "mileage"?
masterbarf
02/24/24 3:41:36 AM
#19
Solid_Sonic posted...
the amount of mileage you're allocated in a rented vehicle.
They say this every time.

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Topic1 million that you can't spend on yourself or the mystery box?
masterbarf
02/23/24 10:33:26 PM
#17
Iyami posted...
I can break this one without even trying; I give my parents the money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLvMqPp_pHQ

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TopicTrump: Black people like me because, like them, im discriminated against
masterbarf
02/23/24 10:16:05 PM
#20
He's gone from "the blacks" to "the black people". Somehow I don't think there are any black people in the the crowd.

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TopicGive me your 5 best games of the past 5 years
masterbarf
02/23/24 10:12:13 PM
#15
Fight'N Rage
Cyber Shadow
Valfaris
Psyvariar Delta
Virtua Fighter 5 Ultimate Showdown


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TopicI love AI art so much.
masterbarf
02/23/24 6:53:59 PM
#234
AI art all blends together. So far it's a very interesting concept with an extremely uninteresting product.

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TopicFox News hits new lvl of stupidity and racism - Trump Sneakers and black people
masterbarf
02/23/24 6:49:35 PM
#59
Not only is it clear everybody in that guy's inner circle is white, but everybody in their inner circles is white too.

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TopicI'm my teens 0 girls liked me, in my 20s only unhinged girls liked me
masterbarf
02/22/24 9:14:25 PM
#19
WingsOfGood posted...
spoiler

those single mothers were the unhinged girls in the past
Holy shit.

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TopicI'm my teens 0 girls liked me, in my 20s only unhinged girls liked me
masterbarf
02/22/24 9:13:45 PM
#18
Me and you are one and the same.

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TopicRemember that CEman who ate cat food?
masterbarf
02/22/24 9:11:10 PM
#15
I ate one of my cat's greenies to see why she gets so excited for them. I didn't get it.

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TopicTexas judge says its perfectly fine to discriminate against a Black persons hair
masterbarf
02/22/24 8:51:04 PM
#34
That school needs to change its name.

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TopicNot being able to read military time is basically telling me you're stupid
masterbarf
02/22/24 8:49:41 PM
#44
Everything at my previous job was done in military time.

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TopicError causes man to mistakenly believe he won $340m in the lottery.
masterbarf
02/22/24 7:55:58 PM
#148
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LhI88tg1Gqg&pp=ygUWcGF5IHRoYXQgbWFuIGhpcyBtb25leQ%3D%3D

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TopicIs Louis CK forgiven yet
masterbarf
02/22/24 7:14:40 PM
#29
ArkhamOrigins posted...
Can't call it a comeback
I've been clicking a lot of topics lately with killer second posts.

Seriously, I don't remember ever having a problem with him.

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TopicIs it acceptable to approach women at a coffee shop?
masterbarf
02/22/24 6:53:35 PM
#51
hitokoriX posted...
Man I swear lol. There is nothing wrong with engaging in conversation with people in public. If she don't wanna talk, move on. If the situation above actually happened, there has to be more to it.


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Topicrecommend anime for someone who doesn't watch/like anime
masterbarf
02/22/24 5:33:57 PM
#95
I'm not an anime fan, but I liked:

Hetalia
Samurai Champloo
Space Dandy

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TopicCat fell asleep on me
masterbarf
02/22/24 5:29:02 PM
#2
Too bad.

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TopicThey're making us come in at 6 and all day Saturday
masterbarf
02/22/24 5:28:28 PM
#5
Don't go. Problem solved.

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TopicNewly identified sea creature looks like a skeleton and panda
masterbarf
02/22/24 5:27:11 PM
#3
Hayame_Zero posted...
Yup, that definitely somehow looks like a skeleton and a panda.


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TopicHave you ever heard that putting electronics that have been put in water....
masterbarf
02/21/24 1:00:40 PM
#8
You'd have to be one dumb turtle to think rice on the outside of a phone will absorb water that's inside the phone.

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TopicPost your favorite video game cave music
masterbarf
02/20/24 5:46:03 PM
#21
SiO4 posted...
None of those are Cave games.

*Marks everyone*
*posts Raizing music.

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TopicBetter Joker: Heath Ledger or Joaquin Phoenix?
masterbarf
02/20/24 1:56:52 PM
#18
Cocytus posted...
Joaquin Phoenix


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TopicTrump allies prepare Christian Nationalist policies for Project 25
masterbarf
02/20/24 1:53:32 PM
#58
It would be 100% ethical to hang any politician who makes being Christian a prerequisite for becoming a citizen.

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TopicChristian Bale builds 12 foster homes to house hundreds of teenagers
masterbarf
02/20/24 1:33:17 PM
#24
Cobra1010 posted...
Cristian Bale doesnt plaster his ugly face (he doesnt have one) all over my youtube home feed. That alone, he is 1000x better than MrBeast. Also what kind of name is MrBeast, i want to puke just trying to read that name in my head.
What are you watching where his videos show up in your feed? Why wouldn't you just block his channel? I block every channel I see with dumb face thumbnails, and YouTube is a much better site to visit for it.

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TopicWas Prince a groomer
masterbarf
02/18/24 9:54:55 PM
#14
You mean like making straight men gay?

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TopicWhat is the highest frequency you can hear?
masterbarf
02/18/24 7:43:21 PM
#43
It clearly kicks in for me at 17.

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TopicChristian Bale builds 12 foster homes to house hundreds of teenagers
masterbarf
02/18/24 10:35:20 AM
#13
Maybe The Dark Knight isn't as bad as I remember.


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TopicLow Tier God hosts the fighting game streamer award
masterbarf
02/18/24 10:18:27 AM
#2
Is that a comedy sketch or something?

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TopicGonna go ghost hunting at a local abandoned cemetery.
masterbarf
02/17/24 4:08:20 AM
#15
"Ghost hunting" is code for smoking meth.

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TopicCornbread or Biscuits or Rolls
masterbarf
02/17/24 12:59:37 AM
#13
A three way tie seems appropriate.

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TopicNYC man bashed in head with bat by stranger who calls him 'dirty Jew'
masterbarf
02/17/24 12:10:56 AM
#65
Fenriswolf posted...
Who are you calling bigots here again? As if Israel apologists totally don't have a history of conflating actual antisemitism with criticism of the State of Israel. And you seem to be oblivious to the fact that many anti-Zionists and pro-Palestine protesters themselves are Jews.
Well since my post got deleted . . . If somebody says antisemitism has been on the rise since Oct 7, and your response is to criticize Israel, which is in no way a response to the point being made; or to use logic that suggests criticizing Israel and having biases against Jews can't overlap, you're almost certainly a closeted antisemite. You don't recognize the very real prejudices for what they are, because they make sense to you. If you think you're more enlightened than say, people who are uncomfortable around gay people or other minorities; you aren't.

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TopicParents have to sign a permission slip, for their kids to hear Black writers
masterbarf
02/16/24 8:34:16 PM
#7
Revisited posted...
Loool the form straight up says a book written by an African American
My jaw dropped. I have no words because I have too many words.

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TopicNYC man bashed in head with bat by stranger who calls him 'dirty Jew'
masterbarf
02/16/24 12:09:29 AM
#61
Fenriswolf posted...
Who are you calling bigots here again? As if Israel apologists totally don't have a history of conflating actual antisemitism with criticism of the State of Israel. And you seem to be oblivious to the fact that many anti-Zionists and pro-Palestine protesters themselves are Jews.
Not one of your comments relates to anything I said. Not even remotely. Protestors? Fucking hell. You're like a fish that doesn't know it's wet.

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TopicIs it possible to change when utility bills are due?
masterbarf
02/15/24 10:47:37 PM
#11
Sitcoms and cartoons have taught me that you can just toss bills over your shoulder while saying "bill" and never worry about them.

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TopicImagine using this color scheme on Gamefaqs.
masterbarf
02/15/24 5:38:12 PM
#20
I use blue on black, but I highlight my name with cyan, and users I follow with magenta.

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TopicApparently direction indicators in games is a problem now.
masterbarf
02/15/24 2:05:47 PM
#112
xlr_big-coop posted...
One thing is a way point, another is to destroy art direction just because of the dumb sheep. At least make it optional instead of forcing it down our throats. again, this is why PC gaming is superior since you can mod this garbage out
RE4 remake is not art. They just ripped out the unique, meaningful elements from a great game and replaced them with generic bullshit to fit in with the rest of the trash in the modern AAA heap.

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