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I always buy Scott because I was told it's the least likely to clog your toilet.

I liked how the first one in that video rhymed "dot-com" and "atom bomb".

Uh-oh, he has a whole Wikipedia page about bad advice his show has given:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_claims_on_The_Dr._Oz_Show

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Actually, I've seen them all just to watch the Minions doing stupid stuff. The movies are pretty ordinary when the Minions aren't on screen.

Vince Offer said "make America skinny again" in his Slap Chop commercial. Maybe RFK Jr. should get him to do something for his department.

I still use them in posts here.

The book said he would get bugs on his nose and blow them off with a quick breath that sounded like "pooh!".

Impossible Mission II:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5rpqBf-5s0

Are any of these Republicans women, though?

I haven't gotten over how he bungled COVID. I mean, it was bad everywhere, but I feel he had to have been able to take it more seriously from the start.

I watched "North" (1994) because it just came out on Tubi. It wasn't that great, but it wasn't flagrantly bad either. I don't know why it got so much hate.

https://tubitv.com/movies/685316/north

Seems like less of problem than when Tucker Carlson said a few days ago that Trump needs to give a lot of people in this country a metaphorical "spanking".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNrDI1dtEw

I don't like it. These boards used to be so great for "Is she hot?" topics, but now I can't make them for fear of getting modded.

Just Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage, since it's Thursday.

Lara's cute; she looks sort of like Chun-Li.

It's pretty good if you like 80s references. Unfortunately, it got very unrealistic and a good deal less funny starting with season 7, when the real Adam F. Goldberg stopped being the showrunner. I still watched it to the end, though.

Yes. I also remember a later photo of a kitten hiding in something with the phrase "AM IS HIDIN FROM TEH DOMO-KUNS".

If I cared about being a top Standard player, I'd be most mad that now I'd have to buy cards from two more sets a year.

I've never played it, but I've read that you have the easiest time if you start the game as a Mage, so I voted for Mariah.

My first guess was chitinnies, but I had no basis for that.

Laura Schlessinger

She was big enough to be made fun of on both Frasier and The Simpsons, but I don't hear about her in the news at all these days.

I hate how seems to have been able to get away with everything. Hunter Biden too.

That was actually good advice. My first instinct was to just apologize. >_>

The "innocent" meaning of that slogan doesn't really make sense; if the town has too many balls, why do you want to add more soccer balls to it?

A few years ago I watched the complete run of Manhattan Love Story (11 episodes) because I heard it got cancelled after only 4 episodes. It wasn't that bad, though.

I didn't immediately think of anything. After a few minutes, the only thing I could think of was Something Awful.

ultimate_reaver posted...

I watched a cool movie on there at midnight last night. Hope my computer wasnt tainted by evil

Yes, has anyone gotten a virus in the past few days from there? I don't want to go back there if there's a risk now.

I thought you were going to start singing Homer's "test" song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfXVA1iT190

It might be interesting to listen to the whole album as Game Boy chiptune music, for cheap enough. But it seems each format has only one song.

"Pacman" Jones

When Trump at the debate said Kamala Harris's economic plan was like "run Spot run", I thought that was going to be the moment everyone would be talking about. But apparently the eating of cats pushed it out.

I thought the box said it was to help the environment by creating less trash.

I'm guessing her hair is different?

This is the Rod Stewart/Ronald Isley version of "This Old Heart of Mine". I like how "sunny" the keyboard is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1d3SnS1FWQ

I thought that was pretty clever. I never saw that gimmick coming.

I wonder if it means that there will never be an official final episode for The Simpsons, because if there is, Bart or somebody will realize what's happening and stop it.

I remember it because everybody called it the X-Bone One or something like that.

I would love that. I'm not sure why. Maybe I want someone to protect me and take care of everything for me.

I'm surprised there's a Lego slave Leia at all. It seems like some parents would complain.

I miss Duckbear's "Is she hot?" topics.

The water music from DK: King of Swing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxuBhZuFSqs

I guess I assumed they were asleep then. Maybe they're asleep in the balls, too.

Foppe posted...

Public fistfight.

Actually, they were about to start fighting when the cops showed up and broke it up, and then at the end you learned that the father had called the cops ahead of time and asked them to come over and stop the fight before it started, because he figured Frasier was going to get destroyed.

There was an early Frasier episode in which a columnist wrote simply "I hate Frasier Crane" in his column, and then Frasier and the columnist kept going back and forth escalating the situation on the radio and in the paper. It'll be funny if something similar happens between Trump and Taylor.

He's saying he mistakenly said "migrants" with a short "i" like in "big", caught himself before he finished, and then said "migrants" correctly. Independently I thought that might be the case, though that's only a possibility.

https://twitter.com/RichLowry/status/1835769863769370842

A little mechanical game called Robot Factory that I remember. It's just a slot machine with robots, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2Sv-hECss

At first I thought your topic was about some cartoon fly character who wore pants.

Also the Nickelback album with "How You Remind Me" on it. >_>

Did you listen to it today? I did.

Do you have a favorite song from it? Mine is "Man, It's So Loud in Here". I know that's not an original choice since it was one of the singles, but whatever.

The first thing that comes to mind with him is as the police chief on the "Mathnet" segments of Square One TV. >_>

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that even if fetuses are parasites, parasites are still alive. Tapeworms are alive, right?

She should've talked about how awful pregnancy can be even when you want to have a kid.