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TopicUpcoming Lesbian members bar in London will exclude trans women
Thud
02/25/24 5:45:14 PM
#21
Curious to know how they plan on enforcing this

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 5:32:34 PM
#41
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I agree, it's not a great idea, however the law does allow for tolerances and knowing MOST people will be fine if they have one or even two drinks while out. A .05% is literally one or two drinks for most people. A felony for that is a bit much especially considering how overpopulated our prison system already is. Community service, probation, a fine and a week in jail would get most people's attention

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 5:18:26 PM
#35
Aristoph posted...
Their victims don't get a choice. Just because they were lucky doesn't excuse their stupid decision. Throw the book at them the moment they get caught. Ruin their life before they ruin someone else's, don't wait until after.

I'm done with this. It's not a debate. Everyone knows drinking and driving is fucking stupid, and defending it in any way is disgusting. Tagged and moving on.

Oh no I've been tagged oh the humanity

I'm sorry you can't have a grown up discussion without having a melty, maybe you should have a drink and chill tf out.

Additionally the question is should DUI be a felony. No, it shouldn't. Now if they crash and hurt someone, that is different and carries different/additional charges but was not what the question was.

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 5:04:05 PM
#32
Aristoph posted...
It is enough to affect their reaction times and decision making. You don't trust the person to make that call because by definition they're not thinking clearly. "Let the drunk guy decide how drunk he is" is one of the stupidest suggestions you could make.

That isn't at all what I said, calm down. Most people know what their tolerance is; for me I know 2 drinks might put me over the limit and I'm not comfortable driving even if I am under the limit as I rarely drink. My 300lb 6'5 friend who can crush a 6 pack would still be barely under the limit due to his metabolism and regular drinking habit.

Aristoph posted...
Don't drink and drive. It doesn't get any simpler than that. If you drink, you don't drive. If you do, you deserve to get arrested. Period.

Well even the law disagrees with you and the tolerance on average is 2 drinks. Is it a great idea? Probably not. There should be some consequences, yes, But again, I don't think someone deserves to have a literal fucking felony and their entire life ruined for one lapse of judgment when they were right on the line. Do it again, fuck em, throw the book at them. Again, that's very different from someone downing a half bottle of Jack and choosing to drive anyway.

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 4:50:14 PM
#30
Aristoph posted...
Found the guy with multiple DUIs.

Not a single one, and I give it an hour per drink before driving to avoid the possibility. Not a huge drinker and never go to bars, nice try though.
I'm just calling out your pearl clutching. Someone having a drink at a restaurant or with friends 99.9% of the time =/= drunk and they don't deserve to have their lives ruined by laughably low BA levels. That said, the onus is on the drinker to know their body and if one drink is going to effect their reflexes and decision making. You can even buy tests to take yourself to be sure you're under the limit. There's no excuse for drunk driving, but let's not pretend driving after one or two drinks and giving it an hour since rhe last one = OMG DRUNK DRIVER!!!

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 4:34:14 PM
#21
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Stop defending drunk driving and get a reality check ASAP.


Aristoph posted...
Don't feed the trolls, guys. They're wrong, anyway.

I just hope they realize how stupid drunk driving is and stop trying to justify and defend it before they put someone in the hospital.

1 or 2 drinks, especially over the course of an hour or more =/= "drunk driving".

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 4:03:42 PM
#14
Aristoph posted...
Good. One drink still affects your reflexes and reasoning.

Don't drink if you're going to be driving. This isn't a complicated concept.

You sound like tons of fun

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TopicHave you ever been to court?
Thud
02/25/24 3:31:20 PM
#33
I have court next month for a bullshit possession and weapons charge. The pig even said he doesn't care about the weed, but having the gun "was really upsetting" (gun was bought legally and registers to me and I hold a CCA permit). The only reason he charged me with the possession was because without it there wasn't a weapons charge. Gotta feed the city coffers to keep them paid and be able to buy more military equipment

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TopicIs it okay to have sex after the dentist?
Thud
02/25/24 3:28:43 PM
#22
I mean, if the dentist and the person they banged is OK with you having a go next with them I don't see why not

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TopicShould all DUIs be a Felony?
Thud
02/25/24 3:26:59 PM
#3
AldousIsDead posted...
I'd like to hear a reason why they shouldn't be.

Some states the legal limit is stupidly low, literally one or two drinks can get you arrested. I believe in Spider-Man rules, "everybody gets one" within reason. If someone is like 2x or more over the limit, fuck em, straight to jail with a felony charge.

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Topic20th post gets $20
Thud
02/25/24 12:46:49 AM
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Post

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TopicCE, I'm a moron and a fool (airsoft injury)
Thud
02/25/24 12:11:12 AM
#3
H...how are you shooting yourself in the hands?

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TopicMirror: Trump fans warn of Civil War if Trump loses
Thud
02/24/24 7:06:39 PM
#22
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Yeah the only thing that's going to make this bullshit stop is Trump dying. The DDIQS will memorialize him and go back to NASCAR and football

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TopicRed flags that girls say to you where you're like... Yeah no
Thud
02/24/24 6:57:43 PM
#51
"Yeah Trump really was treated unfairly and his words are just taken out of context!"

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TopicMirror: Trump fans warn of Civil War if Trump loses
Thud
02/24/24 6:55:59 PM
#17
SpawnShadow posted...
Remind me again why these seditious, fascist freaks are allowed to run free and foment civil war after their terrorist attack on January 6th? Or why we didn't hang their traitorous ancestors after they lost the civil war that they started because they hated the POTUS and didn't want to give up owning human beings as livestock?

"FrEeDoM oF sPeEcH!"

I've been saying for sometime we really need to rethink the stupid fucking shit we allow stupid fucking people to say

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TopicMirror: Trump fans warn of Civil War if Trump loses
Thud
02/24/24 6:46:40 PM
#10
God it is so embarrassing living in the US. Still can't wrap my head around the possibility of everything falling apart over a racist crooked geriatric businessman who clearly doesn't give a single fuck about anyone but himself

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TopicI accepted an offer on my house just hours after it hit the market
Thud
02/24/24 6:13:26 PM
#44
DarkDoc posted...
I just noticed this gem.

Wtf kind of attitude is this? How old are you?

It's bizarre. Many people on CE think profit makes you a monster and anything short of giving your property away to "the needy" means you're a terrible person.

These people typically have never owned a home or anything of any real value

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TopicDoes the original verses of the Bible say anything about homosexuality?
Thud
02/24/24 5:52:26 PM
#39
Sufferedphoenix posted...
One shall not lie with another man as he would a woman

My take. It's ok to lie to women but not other men

So if I wouldn't do butt stuff with a woman, it's ok to do butt stuff with a guy.

Checkmate, God

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TopicDoes the original verses of the Bible say anything about homosexuality?
Thud
02/24/24 4:43:04 PM
#7
Something about a man who lies with another man shall be stoned.

So my take on it is homosexuality is ok as long as you're high lmao take that God!

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TopicPolice officer arrested for shoplifting while on-duty and in uniform
Thud
02/24/24 2:38:33 PM
#20
s0nicfan posted...
You're just making shit up now to try to justify using a simple phrase completely wrong.

Jesus christ. Whatever you say guy, not in the mood to argue this very simple concept further have a good one

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TopicPolice officer arrested for shoplifting while on-duty and in uniform
Thud
02/24/24 2:36:24 PM
#18
lilORANG posted...
She was literally arrested and immediately fired lol


Trumble posted...
What consequence is she not facing that a non-cop would?


Thud posted...
No shit. I'm saying in HER mind and via her actions it was "rules for thee". Cops thinking they can do wtfever they want even though they know it's wrong. I'm glad it got arrested and hope it does time and it's life is ruined like they ruin other people's lives


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TopicPolice officer arrested for shoplifting while on-duty and in uniform
Thud
02/24/24 2:34:34 PM
#14
s0nicfan posted...
Except she's been arrested for shoplifting. The rules are literally being applied to her too.

No shit. I'm saying in HER mind and via her actions it was "rules for thee". Cops thinking they can do wtfever they want even though they know it's wrong. I'm glad it got arrested and hope it does time and it's life is ruined like they ruin other people's lives

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:31:38 PM
#68
GranAures posted...
Oh. Or was that you flaunting that basic gun safety is useless in response to somebody saying they could get to their secured firearm in seconds by using a stacked hyperbolic what if against them?

LMFAO that is a faaaar fucking cry from "aTtAcKiNg" that poster. Merely offering a different opinion, grow up dude if that's your "gotcha" then that's a swing and a miss.

Again: who am I endangering by keeping my gun easily accessible to me in my child free home?

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TopicPolice officer arrested for shoplifting while on-duty and in uniform
Thud
02/24/24 2:28:03 PM
#11
s0nicfan posted...
How does "rules for thee" apply in a topic where we're specifically talking about a cop being arrested for shoplifting while in uniform?

People aren't supposed to steal. Cops enforce that rule (in theory). Cop decides to steal anyway. Ergo, "rules for thee". Not that hard

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:26:35 PM
#65
GranAures posted...
Who is the person who secures their gun putting in danger that made you feel the need to attack the very notion of securing a firearm?

If that's seriously your take than I am very sorry your reading comprehension is at the level it is. Point out one time I "attacked" people who secured their firearm. If you could be bothered to read the entire topic, as I suggested earlier, you'd see the only ones I've "attacked" are the morons with kids in the home who choose not to secure their weapons.

Again: who am I putting in danger in my child free home by leaving my gun easily accessible to me should I need it?

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TopicPolice officer arrested for shoplifting while on-duty and in uniform
Thud
02/24/24 2:23:07 PM
#4
Cops being cops, rules for thee, etc etc

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:21:56 PM
#63
MistyKnight posted...
OK soldier

"This guy won't just lie there and hope for the best while an intruder threatens him lol" is not the insult you seem to think it is.

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:20:42 PM
#62
GranAures posted...
Like, for the record: this is the post that made you feel the need to craft an absurd what if so as to feel superior to somebody securing their firearms. Your own scenario also increases the chance that that would be assailant is also pointing your gun at you but you oddly decided to ignore that point. Which guess what, an unsecured gun increases the chance of that gun being used by a home invader too.

Again, my dogs almost certainly would've alerted me before it got to that point, not to mention people's bedrooms are, yknow, fucking dark at night so the odds of someone getting my gun before I'm awake are slim to none. But not impossible. Plan B is the knife between my mattress, grab the gun with right hand grab knife with left and go to work. Not ideal, but better than being at the complete mercy of an intruder. Statistics show a knife is more effective and deadly in a close quarters situation, not trying to sound Billy Badass but I have trained on how to disarm and control a situation like that.

Once again: whom am I putting in danger by not locking up my defensive tool for absolutely no reason?

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:14:18 PM
#57
GranAures posted...
And yet, when it comes to you you argue for every possible advantage for yourself.

I mean, yes? Fucking obviously? Not sure the point you're making here. I don't want to have to shoot someone, but if they've rolled the dice and violated my sanctuary and safety I'll take every advantage I can get and will not hesitate to end them if need be. That's not to say I'm going to immediately shoot someone in the back if I catch them rummaging around my house at 3am

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:12:18 PM
#56
GranAures posted...
And yet your "seconds is all it takes" is very much in offense over the idea that basic securing is such a massive disadvantage that you felt the need to give an unsecured firearms every advantage in response to somebody saying it takes only seconds for him to access it. And had to put them in hyperbolic levels of disadvantage.

Again, in my home, who's safety is at risk by me not locking up my gun for absolutely no reason? You're dodging the question.

My dogs are my first line of defense. If they're fighting with an intruder those seconds are precious for me to grab my weapon and control the situation vs fucking around under my bed. My life and my dogs' lives >>>>>> some asshole who broke into my house. Seconds is all it takes for an intruder to hurt or kill, it's simply astonishing your hatred of guns is blinding you to that fact

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:03:11 PM
#54
GranAures posted...
So, is it your scenario or everybody else's you want to argue for? Because you've already tried to argue against secured firearms without knowing another person's situation.

Jesus christ are you always this smug and obtuse? Try reading the whole topic. I CLEARLY said if you have kids etc in the home they need to be secured. AGAIN, I do not so there is literally no reason for me to put myself at a disadvantage and lock mine up for literally no reason at all. Please explain to me who's life I'm jeopardizing by having my gun accessible at a moments notice

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 2:01:23 PM
#52
GranAures posted...
And your situation matters very little when you try to argue in support of leaving a firearm unsecured against others by trying to paint a scenario where their unsecured firearm is still inaccessible.

It's a fuck of a lot more accessible a foot away from me than it is locked up under a bed. I'm not just going to lie there with a gun pointed at me, if someone is in your home and drawing on you you have to assume they're going to kill you and fight for your life
Wtf at this logic lmao

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 1:58:29 PM
#50
GranAures posted...
Yes dear, we know. You'll totally grab your gun with one pointed at you so there is never any need to actually follow basic gun safety and secure it.

Ok, dear, as I've said multiple times there are no children or dependent adults in my home. So please explain to me why I should put myself at a huge disadvantage by locking up my gun at night for basically no reason?

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TopicI accepted an offer on my house just hours after it hit the market
Thud
02/24/24 1:54:38 PM
#27
Damn_Underscore posted...
I wasnt talking about TC

Then I apologize and withdraw my statement directed at you. Hard to tell sometimes

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 1:51:27 PM
#48
GranAures posted...
Bingo.

But easier access will totally help him in that strange scenario and totally worth a child killing themselves with his unsecured gun.

There's no children in my home so your point is moot. Gee, it's almost like everyone's situation is different or something. Plus I already said I have a knife closer by, gee it's almost as if people sometimes train, have multiple options, and adjust accordingly for the situation

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 1:47:52 PM
#46
bfslick50 posted...
If hes already standing over you with a gun drawn then an unsecured gun is as equally unhelpful as a locked one. In fact in that scenario hes likely holding your gun against you.

Whoosh

You at least have a chance if your gun is next to you in a nightstand vs locked in a box under the bed

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TopicI accepted an offer on my house just hours after it hit the market
Thud
02/24/24 1:46:56 PM
#23
Dungeater posted...
tc only cares about things to the extent that it effects him and his immediate family

definition of fuck you, got mine

you arent getting thru to him


Damn_Underscore posted...


TIL selling your hard earned property for what people are willing to pay/FMV make you a terrible person. Tell us you've never bought a home or sold anything of value without telling us you've never bought a home or sold anything of value.

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Topicso how did taylor swift became super popular again in 2023/24?
Thud
02/24/24 1:43:13 PM
#23
She's an amazing person, hot af, and cranks out bangers

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 1:40:52 PM
#44
TyVulpine posted...
More shootings are a result of people shooting a family member than a stranger breaking into the home.

I won't argue that statistic, other than not leaving guns out IF you have kids/dependant adults in the home and knowing what you're shooting at before firing makes that completely preventable. But it in no way invalidates my point.

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TopicI accepted an offer on my house just hours after it hit the market
Thud
02/24/24 1:35:58 PM
#16
Congratulations! I just had an appraisal done on mine nd it came back at $157k on a property I bought 3 years ago for $36k so we're going to sell next year

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TopicMichigan dad charged after 2-year old daughter shot herself w/ an unsecured gun.
Thud
02/24/24 1:30:59 PM
#42
Axiom posted...
Fair next. For people saying its hard to reach a secured weapon I have a beretta locked in a case under the bed that takes me literal seconds to reach and open

Thats just an excuse of shitty gun owners

Seconds is all it takes to lose your life. Someone breaks in your home and you don't wake up until they're in your bedroom or standing over you with a gun drawn on you saying "give me your shit NOW" and that locked Beretta is absolutely useless and you're now at their mercy.

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TopicThe Critic was ahead of its time
Thud
02/23/24 11:08:01 PM
#14
The best moment for me was him dancing with his gf and having the Beauty and the Beast ("Beauty and King Dork) fantasy while they danced. It ends and he says "Neauty and King Dork" and she's all "uh what was that?"

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TopicWhat if you punch a zombie in the mouth?
Thud
02/23/24 10:24:28 PM
#8
I mean, punching a non zombified human in the mouth is a colossaly bad idea. Human mouths are filthy

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TopicMan Leaves Concert Heartbroken After Girlfriend does Raunchy Dance with Omah Lay
Thud
02/23/24 9:15:26 PM
#18
xGhostchantx posted...
This guy's never been in a relationship

Sure I have. That's how I learned being an insecure douchebag doesn't go over well. It was a dance with a celebrity, not a handy with some random guy or his best friend. His reaction was just childish and the exact reason he was getting crowned on. Had he played it off nobody would've had shit to say

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TopicMan Leaves Concert Heartbroken After Girlfriend does Raunchy Dance with Omah Lay
Thud
02/23/24 8:32:13 PM
#15
Honestly he needs to grow tf up. Not like she's going to run off with him, it was a dance at a concert and a once in a lifetime thing, she was having fun

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TopicIs being a "wagie" all that bad though really?
Thud
02/23/24 8:13:56 PM
#8
Dakimakura posted...
a what

Think the videos of some redneck with a stupid mountain man beard in a hard hat bragging about what a MAN he is because he just worked 110 hours that week

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TopicHave you ever been profiled while shopping in a store?
Thud
02/23/24 7:05:04 PM
#29
Yes. But tbf, I steal from them, like, aaaalllllll the time

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TopicI have 36 condoms that expire in 38 days
Thud
02/23/24 6:44:46 PM
#7
Put them all on at once and make a super condom

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