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| Topic | new jump scare pic |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/05/25 6:49:37 AM #21 | ai123 posted...
Is the person in the OP not trans? Then what is the TC's intent? I should simply be aghast at an ugly woman? Why? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | new jump scare pic |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/05/25 6:35:59 AM #19 | ai123 posted...
Neither does their face. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | new jump scare pic |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/05/25 5:16:38 AM #15 | ShineboxPhil posted... Charlotte Flair not looking too great damn --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | We are as far away from The Simpsons Movie as it was from the first episode |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/05/25 2:54:43 AM #7 | JustaSandwich posted... That was the year the first live action Transformers movie came out. I was so hopeful back then. Transformers 1 was awesome. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | new jump scare pic |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/05/25 2:53:24 AM #10 | eggcorn posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eef2fa0a.jpg Why a jumpscare? Am I supposed to know who this trans-woman is? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | New Death battle between Ghost Rider and Spawn is out. |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/04/25 6:28:55 AM #16 | My boi won. Woot --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What's the longest you've gone without any sleep? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/03/25 7:00:02 PM #51 | Several years back my mouth basically imploded and I went almost 3 entire days with no sleep going from one emergency dentist's and gum specialist's office to another. The pain and agony was making the back and top of my head throb and pulsate. Kinda hard to fall asleep feeling like that, and no OTC painkiller was doing anything. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What was something you discovered embarrassingly late in life? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/02/25 8:28:35 PM #81 | My balls --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Any hype for Lost Soul Aside? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/02/25 1:06:52 AM #2 | Let me fill your dark soul with HYYYYYYYYYYYYPE! --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Look at the strength of these female rugby players |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/02/25 1:04:58 AM #5 | Men of Culture, we meet again. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Who #NoModdedPosts2025 so far! |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/02/25 1:00:37 AM #24 | Me too! *high five* --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Reminder that this use to be a Saturday Morning Cartoon......... |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/01/25 5:23:59 PM #4 | times --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Reddit has too many rules |
| Auto_Chrisbot 03/01/25 2:37:37 AM #27 | Umbreon posted... You're not a "man of pride", you're a hormonal teenage boy if you can't control your urges for 5 minutes. Oooh boy. I could psychoanalyze this post if I really wanted to. I said that I was a man of culture, meaning I'm not ashamed to be honest about being a perv about attractive people, especially if they got nice big bubble butts. Any assumptions you might have about that is your own projections. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Was Dune boring to anyone else? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/28/25 11:23:53 PM #49 | DrizztLink posted...
lol, DUNC --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Reddit has too many rules |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/28/25 11:22:54 PM #22 | HashtagSEP posted... The people who legitimately lament the lack of hornyposting kinda creep me out, not gonna lie. There are so, so many other sources, that pitching a fit over not being able to hornypost on CE/GameFAQs, of all places, just feels especially... scuzzy. And? I consider it a matter of pride to honest and open about being a man of culture. If I could post a nice booty butt pic right now, I would. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Reddit has too many rules |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/28/25 11:04:03 PM #20 | NeonPhoenix posted...
Good times --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Was Dune boring to anyone else? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/28/25 11:02:15 PM #46 | DUNE? More like, DONE! --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Sleep drugs make your sleep worse |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/27/25 4:33:06 PM #37 | Yeah. Years ago when I had sleep problems I would pop some sleep-aids, and like clockwork I would wake up after only 6 hours and feel like shit and couldn't get back to sleep. I stopped taking them. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Do you eat Cereal in the morning regularly? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/27/25 4:28:21 PM #22 | Rob_the_Ninja posted... No, too much sugar. This is why you don't eat the Cartoon character cereals meant for kids. Healthy cereals meant for adults don't have too much sugar. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Video game pet peeves |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/27/25 4:22:05 PM #5 | No fast travel No save anytime, anywhere No quicksave, also if not anytime, anywhere Overencumbrance. Oh I can carry 20 swords and 15 guns at the same time just fine, but pick up small bowl and all of a sudden I'm unable to run, jump, or fast travel. Fuck off. No difficulty settings. Cool game, great graphics, great ambience, great story, great music, aggravatingly hard for the sake of it, fuck you if you can't handle it. No, fuck you. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Topless Chicks in Short Skirts (Completely SFW) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 4:17:35 PM #28 | Smallville posted...
It said SFW so I was curious. Wasn't expecting literal topless chicks. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Topless Chicks in Short Skirts (Completely SFW) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 1:14:53 PM #20 | creativerealms posted... No Do the chickens have talons? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | The new Cap movie was prettt good |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 1:08:35 PM #14 | @SAlYAN posted... God, why does the MCU constantly insist on doing Hulk so dirty. Can't answer that question besides "Because Universal Studios", but I can think of only one lame justification for The Hulk to not at least be a supporting character in this movie; It takes place during that period of time in She-Hulk where Hulk is off planet to go grab that one dude of his. Meh and double meh. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Do you like this movie: Rush Hour |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 1:02:31 PM #20 | What's up, my nice car? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Topless Chicks in Short Skirts (Completely SFW) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 12:57:49 PM #17 | You got me TC. You delivered exactly what the topic title said, but you got me. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | The new Cap movie was prettt good |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 12:56:27 PM #12 | @havean776 posted... Wait did it have two Hulk villains with no Hulk? It's a Hulk movie without The Hulk in it. Ross Red Hulk Betty Captain America movie! No Banner! wat --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | The new Cap movie was prettt good |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 12:53:55 PM #10 | Piplup_Sniper posted... No cap? No... there's a cap... ...? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Dammit the worker at Subway stunk. |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/25/25 10:49:30 AM #16 | Well your first mistake was going into a Subway. Subway sucks. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Anyone here kinda wish there would be a legends-only WWE elimination chamber? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/24/25 7:07:00 PM #19 | *Imagine's Flair doing the classic Flair flop onto the steel chamber floor and really fucking himself up --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Anyone here kinda wish there would be a legends-only WWE elimination chamber? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/24/25 6:29:16 PM #6 | Yeah that's what old bad spine Steve Austin needs, to wrestle in a chamber match, a match notorious for injuring wrestlers. Stick to the video games, kid. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | I feel bad for finding this funny |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/24/25 6:25:06 PM #3 | I have a mouth, and I must not scream. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Japan asks America if they can pwease be excluded from Trump's tariffs. |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/24/25 9:21:17 AM #40 | Post more goofy Trump manga, please. lol LMAO even --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What the hell did Frank Miller do to Black Cat? (Amazing Spider-Man #70, 2025) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/23/25 6:55:52 PM #97 | It was edgy and cool to make Wonder Woman look like a gross puppet? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | How does Martin Short keep getting away with it? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/23/25 11:31:51 AM #11 | I like Martin Short in InnerSpace and The Three Amigos. 2 of my childhood favorite movies. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What the hell did Frank Miller do to Black Cat? (Amazing Spider-Man #70, 2025) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/23/25 11:17:24 AM #95 | Foppe posted...
Jesus, why are they drawn so ugly? They look like those parody puppets from the 80's, the ones in the Genisis music videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0 --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Remember when they were gonna call the 64 the Ultra 64? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/23/25 9:09:42 AM #4 | Yes because every time I played the first Killer Instinct in the arcades/liquor store/pizza place/comic shop, the demo reel would always play the promo. "Coming soon only from Nintendo, ULTRA 64!" --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What the hell did Frank Miller do to Black Cat? (Amazing Spider-Man #70, 2025) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/23/25 8:37:16 AM #90 | Tyranthraxus posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0925175.jpg What, the fuck, is this? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Do you like this movie: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/22/25 5:34:36 PM #33 | If you don't like The Last Jedi, then you're my enemy. Don't underestimate Miles Prower. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/19/25 7:03:56 AM #53 | --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/19/25 4:33:48 AM #51 | One of my favorite, easy to make, comfort food meals is a mixed bowl of rice, tuna, and corn. After warming it up, I dollop 4 or 5 big spoonfuls of MAYONNAISE and mix it all up in there. Yum! --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 1:50:11 PM #38 | Tom_Joad posted... This is true. It's the Devil's spooge. *vaccum noise* I could just grab a spoon and snack mayo right out of the jar. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 1:44:34 PM #35 | Ah go suck a mayo dipped hard boiled egg, Lord Varys. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 1:40:34 PM #33 | Lol, did I start a Mayo war in here? @Ivynn posted...
7-Eleven. They're quite tasty ever since they switched to milk bread to try to copy the egg salad sandwiches in Japanese 7-Elevens. Oh, and I peel one of the slices of bread off on each half so I can slather on a generous amount of Mayo. Yum! --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 11:00:02 AM #7 | @DoesntMatter posted... mayonnaise ruins everything it touches What do you even put on hotdogs if not mayo? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What's going to be left of the federal government after 4 year of Trump and Musk |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 10:54:04 AM #15 | Revnir posted... Thank goodness for Elon Musk, that hes absolutely willing to do this and asking for nothing," Justice said. Oh you sweet summer child. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | smh my mum made egg salad in this eggconomy |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 10:48:02 AM #3 | I bought an egg salad sandwich the other day and it was only 6 bucks, the same price it's been since before Trump was re-elected. Do they use different, cheaper priced eggs for those? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Sonic 3 up on Paramount+ |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/18/25 10:45:48 AM #18 | @Crimson_Corsair posted... Paramount+ is easily the worst streaming service. Stop griefing yourself with a sub. It comes free with my cable package. I like it. *shrug* --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Dune prophecy worth a watch? |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/17/25 3:39:57 PM #3 | I'd say so. The connection to the new movies is tenuous at best, as the concept for this show was in development before they were. The sandworms look really similar, but that's about it. If you go in expecting "The newer movies the show!", you might be disappointed. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | What the hell did Frank Miller do to Black Cat? (Amazing Spider-Man #70, 2025) |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/17/25 3:32:29 PM #73 | ... Would dhampire1 posted...
... Would --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
| Topic | Make Little Kids Afraid They Will Never See Their Parents Or Friends Again |
| Auto_Chrisbot 02/17/25 3:39:33 AM #22 | @ImagineUsngAlts posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/544eb184.jpg Source for this? I'm curious of the responses and the mental gymnastics. "Well you see, I mean..." --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
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