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TopicAlright, it's time for you to come clean
GeraldDarko
10/07/25 7:52:40 PM
#11
rick_alverado posted...
Like, this past summer that just ended last month, or summer of last year?
Oh, you know....

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TopicThere's a place in France...
GeraldDarko
10/07/25 7:48:56 PM
#1
How did this song go where you grew up?

Where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall, where the boys can see it all. But they don't care cause they're eating underwear

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TopicAlright, it's time for you to come clean
GeraldDarko
10/07/25 7:10:55 PM
#1
I know what you did last summer!

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TopicRussian newspaper baron, 87, dies after plunging 70ft from window
GeraldDarko
10/07/25 6:33:03 PM
#8
Why do so many in Putins' circle keep jumping from windows?

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TopicWhen did you last drink alcohol?
GeraldDarko
10/06/25 6:58:10 PM
#105
BalanceLost posted...
Ive been doing a sober period for 7 weeks as a personal challenge. It is kinda scary how much better I feel after cutting out alcohol completely and there are also visible improvements (skin is glowing, better effects from working out). And Im not someone who drinks all the time.
Did you lose your balance the last time you drank?

https://imgur.com/a/soJgN5v#Rzc93jI

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TopicMayonnaise is the best sauce
GeraldDarko
10/06/25 6:43:12 PM
#7
HighSeraph posted...
It's great, the internet just can't think for itself.
It's called different tastes
It's just mayo. No need to make it a thing.

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TopicLake Titicaca
GeraldDarko
10/06/25 6:11:57 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ebc1b5b2.png

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TopicMayonnaise is the best sauce
GeraldDarko
10/06/25 6:09:11 PM
#3
I liked mayo as a kid, but it grosses me out now.

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TopicI woke up to a crack in my 77" OLED TV.
GeraldDarko
10/06/25 5:39:32 PM
#76
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've got a Samsung from 2011 that still has good picture quality. They usually make quality stuff.

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TopicFree meat for life, but you've gotta kill the animal
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 6:10:08 PM
#53
008Zulu posted...
Why?
Big, thick skull with a tiny brain.

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TopicYouTube giving me exotic recommendations again
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 9:41:57 AM
#4
Sweet 20+ year old graphics

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TopicFree meat for life, but you've gotta kill the animal
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 9:20:08 AM
#49
Tyranthraxus posted...
I don't have to do any field dressing or butchery or anything? Like I just shoot a cow in the head and magically 4 tomahawk steaks appear?
I wouldn't think on the logistics of it all, just on if you could do the deed.

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Topic[Blold claim]???
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 9:12:10 AM
#3
ai123 posted...
The Phantom Time Hypothesis is the latest bullshit I've come across.
What?

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Topic[Blold claim]???
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 9:07:36 AM
#1
Mount St. Helens eruption imminent???

Trump is dead???

The next pandemic has begun???

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TopicThe whole way barbershops work gives me too much anxiety
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 8:27:09 AM
#26
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sounds like you're trying to find a cool, trendy place to get your haircut. Just look for a normal ass place to get your haircut. No atmosphere, no frills, just a haircut.

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TopicFree meat for life, but you've gotta kill the animal
GeraldDarko
10/05/25 1:09:55 AM
#33
Tyranthraxus posted...
I don't have to do any field dressing or butchery or anything? Like I just shoot a cow in the head and magically 4 tomahawk steaks appear?
Nah, more like you go to the slaughter house and do the killing part yourself.

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TopicFree meat for life, but you've gotta kill the animal
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 11:14:40 PM
#17
BlackScythe0 posted...
Good point, tc doesn't ban selling the meat. Could make money that way. One cow is realistically too much meat to eat before it gets freezer burn even if you had enough storage space.
lol
I love when people think they can exploit the rules for extra gain. You don't gain anything and clearly don't understand hypotheticals.

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TopicFree meat for life, but you've gotta kill the animal
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 10:34:16 PM
#3
UnholyMudcrab posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting
This isn't hunting.

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TopicFree meat for life, but you've gotta kill the animal
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 10:31:23 PM
#1
You don't have to process the animal, you just have to be the one that dispatches it.

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TopicWould you accept a Trump 250th anniversary coin at the register?
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 5:24:11 PM
#10
cheat4ever posted...
I'd tell them where they can stick it, TBH.

...and if I found any, I'd etch devil horns into them and send them on their way.
Hard fucking core

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Topic(Big Boss voice) A Pasta to surpass Tool
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 10:57:26 AM
#3
What are we even supposed to?

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TopicWho was that really opinionated, judgmental guy that always drank and drove?
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 9:20:47 AM
#9
It's not fire their.
His name started with a G or V... or something.

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TopicWho was that really opinionated, judgmental guy that always drank and drove?
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 4:12:08 AM
#1
I think he did deliveries or something.
He had long hair, glasses, and a scraggly and patchy beard? I can't think of his name and it's driving me nuts.

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TopicI'm gonna take pleasure in guttin you, boy
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 3:57:27 AM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/781cab47.png

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TopicI'm gonna take pleasure in guttin you, boy
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 2:18:20 AM
#1
Welcome to The Rock!

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TopicGas stations shouldn't be allowed to close at unspecified times at night.
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 2:14:11 AM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It's been a long time since I've seen a gas station where you cant pay at the pump

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TopicI will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part XVIII
GeraldDarko
10/04/25 1:13:54 AM
#89
Ceasar was the salad dressing dude

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TopicI really hope Nintendo drops the moaning voice overs in the next Zelda
GeraldDarko
10/03/25 4:39:06 PM
#57
Eh, it's fine. The games don't really have good stories, so whatever.

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TopicDo you end sentence with prepositions?
GeraldDarko
10/03/25 3:54:07 PM
#1
Do you do that?

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TopicWhy don't people like to think for themselves?
GeraldDarko
10/03/25 9:43:46 AM
#12
People generally want to be sure they're right, thinking introduces a bit of confusion, which people want to avoid.

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TopicCapcom stay winning
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 9:27:41 PM
#2
Oh, I'm getting it

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TopicThings normies don't care about
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 8:34:10 PM
#42
This is a wack topic.

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TopicHunter S. Thompson's death is being investigated.
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 5:26:12 PM
#19
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah, the way that spoke before us was lame and they way they speak after us is stupid. We had it right...


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TopicHow do you say "actor"?
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 5:21:01 PM
#9
Bishop_Hastur posted...
Act-er.
That sounds weird.

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TopicYou get pulled over for speeding and the cop immediately asks you to get out.
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 5:18:12 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/441c54fb.jpg

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TopicHow do you say "actor"?
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 4:28:22 PM
#1
How do you say "actor"?

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TopicI'll never understand people who don't work out
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 12:13:59 PM
#119
It's because they don't take Alpha Brain, brother!

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TopicFor real though why the fuck does Kash Patel have permanent thousand-yard stare?
GeraldDarko
10/02/25 6:57:12 AM
#29
Tyranthraxus posted...
Left image is an older image where he looked normal.

Something changed in that dude's head.
I think it's the weight of his position, he just can't handle the stress.

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TopicSleeping fucking rules
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 9:43:10 PM
#3
I don't nap or oversleep, but I love bedtime.

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TopicFor real though why the fuck does Kash Patel have permanent thousand-yard stare?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 9:19:12 PM
#10
Left image looks pretty normal, but his right eye appears be looking in a slightly different direction.

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TopicIs it time to say fuck Bill Burr?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 7:41:17 PM
#37
Ooooooranges posted...
No. And these kinda or purity tests are the kind of shit that leads to people being alienated by the 'left'.
It makes his whole persona of being genuine and a man of the people bulshit and it makes his material bullshit.

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TopicIs it time to say fuck Bill Burr?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 7:36:42 PM
#35
pinky0926 posted...
Someone has to fuck up more than that in my book

Its sus but not cancel worthy for me
What gets me is that he is gushing over how great Saudi Arabia is, and it sounds like bullshit. He's was also paid to talk about how great the country is, when it's fucking terrible. Wack. As. Fuck.

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TopicIs it time to say fuck Bill Burr?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 6:01:35 PM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


You can when he has adamantly railed others for taking blood money. Him doing that festival goes against everything he has built his public image and comedy on.

https://youtu.be/1Jp4Ce8yStA?si=msvrBH8GX35JNbwS

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TopicDo you think this looks cool?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 5:57:52 PM
#15
Dungeater posted...
yeah

https://imgur.com/a/gg7GEh1#wo5FubI

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TopicIs it time to say fuck Bill Burr?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 5:55:51 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/20925003.jpg

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TopicDo you think this looks cool?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 5:49:06 PM
#12
Evening_Dragon posted...
With zero context or foreknowledge, he just looks like a goofy old man, and I favor those types. Knowing he's a racist changes that, obviously.
Him being racist has nothing to do with that pose looking cool or dumb.

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TopicDo you think this looks cool?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 5:37:39 PM
#10
Evening_Dragon posted...
This guy looks like all of the friends my abuelo and dad had when I was little
He would not like your abuelo. He's a racist fuck.

How do 2 people think that looks cool?
Most people wrap their lips around the bottle to take a drink. Me? I pour it in my bottom lip because I'm a badass rebel.

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TopicDo you think this looks cool?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 5:26:46 PM
#8
Bump

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TopicWas Hegseth's speech about posturing or signaling?
GeraldDarko
10/01/25 2:34:57 PM
#1
Was he just posturing or signaling things to come?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b9c943df.jpg

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TopicDo you think this looks cool?
GeraldDarko
09/30/25 9:16:23 PM
#3
sabin017 posted...
Jim Varney?
Another Cumia

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