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Vegy posted...

Why does dat name sound familiar to me

https://youtu.be/ikFwvkO-eyk?si=-YRKp-AMUio-46kb

warlock7735 posted...

I mean, if your wife is the host to the leader of a parasitic alien species' leader, you're gonna be a little detached.

The fact that the name "Marco" immediately made someone else think of Animorphs after all these years fills my heart with joy.

Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...

If Abu from Aladdin is a primate, then what the heck is Aladdin?

Abu is like a dog to Aladdin.

Yes, they can mate.

AgentCoulson posted...

2 Fat 2 Ignorant

2 Fat 2 Fhrereous

WingsOfGood posted...

How much did it cost?

I'm heading to Canada on Wednesday, so I'll find out soon (we don't have one here).

Oh wow, I haven't eaten there in decades but had just decided to go there sometime this week.

Not the bees!

pinky0926 posted...

Trump absolutely would hunt whales with dynamite if he was allowed to.

I think I see his overall plan now. He'll claim that without windfarms the population of whales has exploded, and thus make dynamite hunting them legal.

Probably meant to change it to 12 and no one caught the typo.

This is the kind of shit I'd expect Hoggish Greedly to spout, not a former and potential future president of the United States.

Aressar posted...

Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Heh, didn't think about it like that. I'll take it.

I'm a librarian, and even a lot of us are saying it's an antiquated system. Lots of potential alternatives, but there are older librarians and even members of the public who cling to it.

mazingetter posted...

Not everyone is interested in medical dramas.

LonelyStoner posted...

Hes best known as Negan from The Walking Dead.

Don't worry saspa, I got the joke at the very least.

I bet he's steamed.

Dan "to sue Quiet on Set producers" Schneider

Morph not turning into Jean when the real one showed up was a missed opportunity.

action52 posted...

I remember doing this in first grade because it was my first time peeing in the open with my peers. In kindergarten the bathrooms had just been little rooms with a single kid-size toilet or urinal. When I did go to public restrooms it was with my dad and I didn't really look at how adult men were peeing. It had never occurred to me to do anything but pull my pants to my ankles when I peed.

I still remember EVERYONE laughing at me the moment I did it. I had never been so embarrassed before that. Of course I never did it again but I still feel a tinge of shame when I think of it.

I was about to post this almost word for word. Was my most embarrassing childhood memory for years.

TomClark posted...

You're off YOUR case, Chief!

What does that even mean?

Notti posted...

It's because they feel their ideological purity is popular so they will now press further and further into philosophical purity of their stupid and unbiblical views.

They are also now going after outlawing condoms/contraceptives too.

And of course, actually succeeding at anti porn laws.

Yeah, I've knew about the abortion issue, and I've seen that birth control in general got added to the mix a little while ago, but it was only in the past few days I noticed IVF come up.

Was I just not paying attention before, or is the hate on IVF new?

trappedunderice posted...

When god created the earth it was tremendous, just tremendous. No other gods could achieve the same goal as bigly as this one let me tell you.

Well, I could have, if I was there. The other day I was talking to God, great guy, we talk a lot, and I was telling Him my plans to make America great again. And He said "Sir, sir your plans are brilliant, I wish I had thought up such brilliant plans when I created the Earth. You know so much about this."

https://www.babynames.gov/general/topic/unemployment-insurance

tremain07 posted...

25 years and only the first season was good. That's pretty sad especially with how they basterized it thanks to 02 and continue to piss on it's corpse with those shitty ass sequels and alt verse remakes

tremain, I used to have respect for you. But now you've insulted Tamers, so all of that is gone.

TomClark posted...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-68458043

That awkward moment when you relate to an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls.

Oh, well there she is. Does anyone have the cast photo that I've seen mentioned?

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I need to know this too.

Quorthon109 posted...

They were on Good Morning Britain today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF5b6lZzR5c

Though there was a woman claiming to be The Unknown that got a good amount of views before being proven false, glad I didn't link that one.

Oh cool, they found the other one. Thanks!

Quorthon109 posted...

https://streamable.com/v0novl

^Here's what the sad oompa loompa actually looks like. Along with this video, she also has a 3-part explanation on her TikTok going into detail about the whole thing. Just gonna provide the links for those because I'm too lazy to convert them.

https://www.tiktok.com/@kirstypaterson3/video/7341095772735212832
https://www.tiktok.com/@kirstypaterson3/video/7341097336438803745
https://www.tiktok.com/@kirstypaterson3/video/7341100162028195105

Is that definitely her and not the second Oompa Loompa? Not sure why she'd lie about it, but the other looks younger and a bit more like her imo.

There was like one in all of Bermuda, but I think it was constantly having engine troubles or something, so it was really rare to see it. But that just made it more magical when it was working. Mine was a close-knit community, and it would bring everyone out to socialize. Good times.

Does it count as me winning if a congenital heart defect fells Tyson moments before he could step into the ring?

There's a reason the notes are sticky TC, if you know what I mean.

Eh kills Diana and doesnt afraid of anything.