Lurker > Iyami

no

C. It's a shame Orson Scott Card is such a raging bigot.

its wot the binman guddles about in to pick up your rubbish

You missed the unequivocal biggest piece of it. This:

https://youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?si=UXg_pVQh_MOId_BS

i married a canadian citizen, paid several thousand dollars in application fees/steps, and submitted to a rigorous background test. whole thing took over a year, and thats on the fast end

I tossed this image in Google translate. The Moderates is the Conservative Party. Lower the cash register is a mistranslation of Lower unemployment pay.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/772589c2.jpg

this guy

i was a little eh about moving here before the confirmation but it came thru just this morning. just gotta mail em my docs and im approved

holy shit

We have to get into the heads of 90's north american video game marketing to understand the thought process...

"Ok, so taito is paying us to come up with a localized cover......what kind of game is this cleopatra fortune and will the kids care?"

"Looks like a tetris kind of game. Tetris is a huge hit with everyone"

"Thats true. Oh wow, the japanamation artwork looks stupid. Mortal kombat, and cool nba jam is all the rage these days. These japanese cartoon graphics will turn the kids and everyone else away!"

"What about sonic? And beavis and butt-head? They are all cool and with defiance attitude....they just might like the original art...."

"Yeah but this is cutesy dumb"

"True. Ahhh....cleopatra fortune. Well lets throw in a cool egyptee looking image everyone recognizes. That one mask guy is so cool, and pyramids are cool"

"Yeah. Looking for treasure is always exciting in video games. Lol hey those dummies misspelled the name, this is cleopatra's treasure right? Then it should be cleopatra's fortune."

"Yeah. Lessee.....we got the one guy's cool gold mask, some pyramids for cool egyptee mystery, and we are working to get cleopatra's treasure with these tetris blocks. Its super exciting now"

"Fuckin nailed it".

The NA one is the only one I'm not afraid of going to jail for looking at.

I've never seen a game collapse so catastrophically. The only thing that comes close is Xenogears, but Xenogears didn't force you to spend 10 hours fighting the same 5 enemies that you can't hit unless you use a skill on a cooldown with exponentially more health. Gears was also bad to begin with, but Arise actually had some promise.

no

Fuck cancer guys.

Should I be worried?

You're walking along one day when suddenly there is a purple haze with a whooshing sound as 4 strange looking men appear from the ether.

"Is this him?" one says. Another waves a weird black device in your direction.

"[Your Full Name], [Your Age], [Your Height] and, [Your Weight]. This is May 2025. Records match, images match, time period matches. Yes this is him."
"Good lord, the stupidest man who ever lived. I always thought he would be fatter."
"He has no idea what he's about to do does he?"
"No sir, he's characteristically completely ignorant."
"So when does IT happen?
"It's hard to say exactly sir. Historical records get murkey after the 3rd Trump administration. But he definately does it soon."
"Guess we're sticking around then."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/88951154.jpg

It seems you've been remembered as historically the stupidest man who ever existed.

Inverse to stupidest woman if female or person if nonbinary.

How do you react?
What do you do?

NA for the original, EU for the remake

Time will tell but I'm actually leaning towards it not being terrorism. If it was an abortion clinic I'd be way more skeptical but a fertility clinic that wasn't even open at the time? I don't think it was being targeted but I might be proven wrong. We will see.

I don't watch a lot of bad movies

There isn't a lot of stuff I watch on the Internet but I have watched and still watch AVGN and love it. I like it because it mirrors my growing up even though I'm about 4 years older than him. Some of the games and specific spots he points out I literally complained about and had the same reactions to like on TMNT and landing the plane in Top Gun. I laughed so hard at that stuff watching it. I had massive nostalgia trips with Ninja Gaiden though I actually was able to beat that game unlike them.

Where I really truly enjoy him though is when he isn't being over the top with the nerd character but just kind of talking and giving you background information about the game, development, company, stuff like that. He has some really good tidbits and just general opinions and insights on the game and what it was like at the time like yeah it doesn't look like much now but at the time it was pretty impressive and kind of mindblowing.

I really liked here in recent history where he has been highlighting good games and he did my favorite NES game Blaster Master. Fucking awesome game and I have heard him use the music from it in other videos but never covered any thing about it.

So yeah I'm a fan, will always be a fan and I enjoy his stuff. But yeah it doesn't need to be the over the top skits with like games blowing up and shit. Just talk about it man haha.