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K-driver posted...

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep

Ninicece

McmadnessV3 posted...

I like my crust how I like my butts.

Crusty?

I still don't know if I like it or not

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It would make my weekly shower more interesting

I randomly realized after YEARS that mom's spaghetti was the contents of the vomit on his sweater already, and not just something he was saying to rhyme

John Hick

Basically the same movie, but now he's a redneck

Possibly the best first run I've ever had
kindahard.golf 10/08

12

5. 3
4. 1
3. 1
2. -
1. 4
0. 3

https://kindahard.golf

Plot twist: kitty is actually holding the jeans for a customer, and she takes her job very seriously

I broke the dam

999

American History F

A genius senior in high school with a photographic memory is on track to be the class valedictorian, but he has a rare brain disorder which renders him completely incapable of remembering any information related to American history

DrizztLink posted...

The Clues Brothers.

The Hardy Boys fusion dances with The Blues Brothers.

It's fucking terrible.

Glue's Clues

A man with complete retrograde amnesia finds himself at the scene of the crime, framed for a murder that he didn't commit. Now on the run from the authorities, he discovers that sniffing glue allows him to recall one memory at a time. Will he be able to prove his innocence, or will he spend the rest of his life in jail, without any memories or any glue?

Now that's what I call a running joke

Cattletoads

I like Tom Waits

I have nothing else to contribute

https://youtu.be/B_snMmJ6nxU?si=9_r06YHI12bRz-Kb

WAY easier on the second try (I got 33 on my first attempt)

kindahard.golf 10/07

12

4. 3
3. 3
2. 1
1. 4
0. 1

https://kindahard.golf

I don't know that I've ever seen one before and wouldn't have known what it is called prior to Googling it

Give me stive me

Sell the silver and invest in QTEs

I could survive It Follows

I'm a virgin

K181 posted...

At this point, if I'm a coach I'm fining players that do that weak sauce TD celebration where they meekly drop the ball near the goal line even if they drop it after crossing. A) it's lame, and B) you apparently can't trust morons to hold the ball long enough.

You would think after how badly DeSean Jackson got killed for doing it 17 years ago that players would have learned by now

Cost me my ESPN Eliminator Challenge entry

That's a real sympho-knee-slapper, TC

What temperature constitutes "Arctic levels?"

Username checks out

PballDepot posted...

It was great with certain *ahem* mods.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aeb3a773.jpg

I thought it was great and significantly better than 7. It's my 8th favorite game of the 43 that I've beaten this year.

Did you play the DLC? The one section with the mannequins was the creepiest thing I've ever experienced in a video game.

Heineken14 posted...

Because driving cars fucking sucks.

In what way? I'm genuinely asking, as I've only ever driven sedans.

WingsOfGood posted...

you know it is bad when a user named Nintendo-34 doesn't want to give Nintendo money

Maybe he wants to see Nintendo get fucked

Ending sentences with prepositions is where it's at.

Eat authentic Swedish Fish

Villain_S_Fiend posted...

Fondle the dolls with a mad look on your face.

absolutebuffoon posted...

Take a barbie doll out of her box and start yelling at her about how much you hate her, really lay into her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/167371e5.jpg

About $3.50

When the time comes, you'll know

LanHikari10 posted...

I don't want to do this.

It's basically like being a mod IRL

Probably get eaten by a giant spider

I saw Vegy at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Here's me attempting my deadlift PR and failing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcuFCtUghMM

BlackScythe0 posted...

People are bad drivers.

Absolutely, but what I cannot figure out is mechanically how this person managed to get the right side of the truck completely over the vertical guardrail like that.

It's not the greatest picture, but it's what I could find online. Genuinely, can someone explain to me how this happened?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5c937f8d.jpg

thronedfire2 posted...

I got the ball on that little ledge on the right side and then just shot straight across

But it just bounces off the rough and back to the right

Apparently I'm the only one who can't figure out the last shot

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e395975a.jpg

Phase 1: get just really drunk
Phase 2: state-dependent memory kicks in

Creation
Gratitude
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