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Welp, we can't hornypost about Eve, Tachy, Lily, and Raven, so there's nothing worth talking about!

Seriously, though, while it is a good, fun game, it's still a single-player, relatively short game with nothing else going for it, aside from NG+ and Boss Challenge.

Everything's a hornypost if you're always horny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XibbY34Avz0

Man, I wish I had the balls to post these pics on Facebook. I have some ultra-conservatives in my family that would completely short-circuit if I posted these on there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk

I live in TN, and I work in what is essentially a warehouse with only fans to keep me "cool" in the summer, and I'm even working night shift.

FUCK SUMMER.

Running FF+UBO+PB+SB, and I can definitely say YouTube is screwing with me. I watched the Nintendo Direct this morning, and I had to refresh the video many times because it'd stop playing and just load...and load...and load.

Always liked Jack Black. Now I like him even more.

The robot legs stay o--

*cough cough* *ahem*

Ooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmm. Pure thoughts. Pure thoughts. No horny. Ooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmm.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

The fact that Crystal took out Mareep should be considered a crime against humanity

PowerOats posted...

Playing Crystal and realizing there was no Mareep was a dark time

Never bothered me. Raikou was superior anyways. ;)

I'm starting to notice this, too, and I'm using FF+uBO. I'm also noticing something else: the video will freeze, but the audio keeps going; after a few seconds, the video plays normally. Refreshing doesn't help.

No, but people did laugh when he summoned his cane back to him and started hobbling again.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Smogoon's sudden death spiral was kind of entertaining. Within like two weeks he did all kinds of insane shit including denying that reddit account was his until he finally got banned.

I wish I'd seen that, but I don't frequent the boards for the pokemon games that much anymore. What kind of insane shit?

Rath_Attack posted...

Elesa would be disappointed.

She'll need someone to comfort her, it seems...

Humble_Novice posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6295f050.png

Damn, Smogoon became a chud? Disappointing. I loved engaging with him on the pokemon ds/3ds boards. We had some fun times there. A shame to see he joined them. I guess getting banned sentt him over the edge.

Also, get rekt, Trump!

Touch posted...

Apparently there's a way to cheat both ending bosses but it requires you to not die on the boss after the choice.

Aaaand I'm quite past that opportunity by being on NG+. -_-; I wish they'd given us the option to fight both the final bosses with maybe an acknowledgement like saying "This is a major spoiler, are you sure you wish to continue?" or something.

2 suits are outright given to you after the update
2 have to be bought and crafted
1 can only be obtained from beating Boss Rush on Normal or Hard, which requires at least 2 playthroughs (need to unlock ALL bosses; several are missable and the last boss depends on the choice you made at the end)

Squall28 posted...

Corn bread nasty

This.

Planet Smolg in Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando. I hated using the Levitator, as it had barely enough fuel to reach some of the platforms to progress the level. I got stuck there for hours trying to make it through the semi-final stretch.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Show her stuffy bunny

*bookmarks for later*

boomgetchopped3 posted...

Not Many women can appear attractive next to '90s Denise Richards.

FTFY.

She ruined herself. T_T

Batgirl uses one in Gotham Knights.

I don't give a shit if it "infringes" on someone's freedom of speech, racism needs to be deemed illegal in this country and punishable with jail time.

Instead of MAGA, we need MNSA:

Make
Nazis
Scared
Again

The country and the world would both be better if folks like her stayed quiet and afraid to open their mouths.

Hayame_Zero posted...

peanut butter and chocolate

How original!

/s

Panties? Nope!

Nudity? Yes!

Am I disappointed in the censorship? A smidge.

Is that stopping me from playing the game? Fuck no!

Are there still jiggly bits? Fuck yes!

Are the outfits still sexy? Fuck yes!

If I want major titillation, I'll play my modded Skyrim that has every woman built like an Amazonian Anastasia Kvitko.

8.8

I know your pain, TC. I had a shit dad, too, though for different reasons.

I honestly wish my dad had been a deadbeat. I'd rather have not known him than know the one I had.

"I don't know whose son you are, but you're no son of mine! They made a mistake at the hospital; you're not my son!"
^
That was his favorite thing to say to me.

He didn't like having a certain word for a son (I'm autistic), so he really wanted the psychiatrist I went to back in elementary school to "fix" me so he could have a normal son. The psychiatrist flat told him "Your son is fine, there's nothing to fix", and he was so disappointed. No parent should ever say something like that about their own child.

When my older sister was still a child, he threatened to take her away and never let my mom see her again if she ever tried to divorce him.

He was a hoarder, like the folks from that show on cable; my mom, aunt, and grandmother cleaned out the house once when my sis was starting to take her first steps, and he blew up on them for it.

He'd threaten to take out a second mortgage on the house if we pissed him off.

Ruined his and my mom's credit by falling for all those "Get rich by sitting at home doing nothing!" letters we'd get in the mail. He hated working, always acting like the world owed him a living. He would've instantly left us if he'd ever won the lottery.

Got pissed at me once for "sitting like a black person", so add racism to the list. Funny, he liked to boast that he had been good friends with Little Richard at one time. I guess that's why they stopped being friends, if they even even know each other to begin with.

He loved to say my sister was his favorite out of the two of us, which rightfully pissed off everyone; my sis especially would blow up on him for it, and he even called her a fat lesbian for it once, so add homophobia to the list.

Pointed his fucking gun at me. Twice. The first time was intimidation masked as a "joke", the second time was after I did something to piss him off; the only reasons he didn't fully cross that line was because my sis stood in front of his gun and told him that he'd have to shoot her, too, and my mom pulled her own gun on him.

Thank fuck he died of cancer back in the summer of '09. It was rough until I graduated high school in 2012, but we wound up being better off without him.

Also, to the mods:

Describing autism in any non-clinical manner is usually a bad idea. Make sure you are not using it as an insult in any way.

I got that pop-up when I tried to post this. I wanna make it clear that I DO NOT support describing autism in a non-clinical manner. I'm just saying what he used to say to me. Don't mod me, please.

I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...

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I NEED IT!

Anyone got a link to the site that's selling them?

I wonder if they'll make one of Arcee... ;)

There's no forgiving this series for committing a truly despicable crime:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/078ff344.jpg

Look at how they massacred my girl...

I was diagnosed back in my elementary school years with ADD and Asperger's Syndrome. That was...oof, 21 years ago. <_<;

My sister, 6 years older than me, just got diagnosed with ADHD late last year. She always noticed similarities between us, and not just because of us being siblings. My bro-in-law also has ADHD, and more than likely, my niece will, too.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

so the only question marks are ScarJo and Chris Evans.

I doubt they're going to come back. Cap got old and passed the shield on to Sam, and Nat is dead; on top of that, ScarJo had that falling-out with Disney/Marvel in regards to the Black Widow film. Besides, they already set up Yelena to replace her.

Archer was the leader of the Gorgonites.

trivialbeing posted...

She was pretty hot like 20 years ago

She still is.

Part One was okay. I'll watch Part Two, if only for Sofia Boutella.

Thank Arceus there's always Subverse! StudioFOW needs to be involved with more games like that.

Yep, LordRattergun has me blocked. He's an infamous troll that I quarreled with on the DS pokemon boards when he still had his old account named Groundrattler.

The bitch who cheered when an LGBTQ+ church burned? Or something like that?

She can fuck off.

Remember when she and ScarJo kissed? Whew!

Superman has already beaten him 3 times. May as well let Lego Superman (Lego DC Super Villains) add to the total.

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FTFY

Umbreon posted...

At what point are you even struggling once you get past Whitney?

I have never gotten this. How do people struggle against Whitney to begin with? Every time I've played GSC/HGSS, I always choose Cyndaquil and I've never had any issues with her.

Cobra1010 posted...

I'm still butthurt it's not a remake but it's some multiverse time traveling crap.

No amount of fan service will make me buy this game.

This. Either make it a straight-up remake, or leave it alone. It didn't need any "multiverse time traveling crap".

UnfairRepresent posted...

WTF was the chick in Deathtrap dungeon wearing?

Too much.

Why isn't "Fuck yeah!" an option like "Fuck no!" is? "Yes" isn't strong enough.

The first one was interesting, and I like Sofia Boutella, so I'll definitely watch part two.