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TopicIs this bird real?
Muscles
06/07/24 2:48:18 AM
#2
No birds are real

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Topicwhy are restaurant napkins so dusty
Muscles
06/06/24 10:40:23 PM
#5
They're just really good at their job, they are already cleaning stuff before you get them

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TopicYou can get rid of one of these things, which are you taking?
Muscles
06/05/24 7:10:39 PM
#17
sveksii posted...
There is no "dying of old age". It's just a generic term for when there is an unidentified cause of death for an older person that's generally attributed to the side affects of the body degrading as you age leaving you more susceptible to various issues. Stuff that would be addressed with the typical yearly doctor visits.

Drinking doesn't work that way. It's generally a slow death with the failure of internal organs. Stuff that requires the doctor.

I'm sorry, but the way you're explaining option 4 is immortality.
Why are you trying to apply real world logic to a magical hypothetical?

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TopicWhat is the last full album you listened to?
Muscles
06/04/24 10:58:07 PM
#18
Either Jomsviking or Berserker by Amon Amarth, I listened to both one day but forget the order

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TopicYou can get rid of one of these things, which are you taking?
Muscles
06/04/24 10:54:52 PM
#15
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Does #4 mean i can drink with zero consequences towards my health?
You'll either drink enough to be fine or enough to kill you with no in-between.

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TopicMarvel vs dc
Muscles
06/04/24 7:34:56 PM
#13
slacker03150 posted...
I think super heroes make great cartoons, but I'm not very invested in the comic books and the movies are hit or miss.

From what I do follow, Marvel seems to have the better comic books, dc has the better television media, and marvel blows dc away in movies.
DC has a better peak in movies and arguably comics, but Marvel might be better overall at those 2

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TopicYou can get rid of one of these things, which are you taking?
Muscles
06/04/24 7:33:14 PM
#10
sveksii posted...
So you're immortal, but not invincible.

2: You're going to have weird poop. Also, if you're body isn't absorbing anything, you should technically be able to consume poisonous/etc foods without it affecting you.
3: Depending on how you interpret it, this could also handle poisonous/etc foods.
5: So if your morning ritual includes makeup to mask/treat the effects of aging, or rogaine/hair coloring to counter baldness or graying hair, does this essentially remove those forms of aging then?
You can die of old age, you aren't immortal, you just won't have any of the side effects of aging that can send you to the hospital, one day you'll fall asleep and never wake up, if you don't get killed first.

Yes, that is one of the benefits of option 2 and option 3

You'll get the benefits of those things without needing to use them yes

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TopicYou can get rid of one of these things, which are you taking?
Muscles
06/04/24 3:49:08 AM
#7
Lokarin posted...
I voted showering before realizing that the doctor one is basically immortality
You can still be killed, it will just be quick enough where you would be brought to a morgue instead of a doctor.

acesxhigh posted...
what if you stop sleeping?
You just eventually pass put due to exhaustion and wake up fine.

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TopicYou can get rid of one of these things, which are you taking?
Muscles
06/04/24 2:32:00 AM
#1
1. You now always feel completely rested at all times. You can still sleep if you wish, but it's not needed.
2. You never get hungry or thirsty and you'll never need food or water again. You can eat but since your body won't need it you'll just shit it out without your body absorbing any of it.
3. You never have to go to the bathroom again, your body just uses everything you eat or drink.
4. Nothing will ever happen to you again that will lead to needing to go to the doctor.
5. You always wake up completely ready to start your day, you always smell good, look clean, and feel clean. No greasy hair or skin, b.o./sweat, bad breath, etc.
6. You can now hold your breath indefinitely with no adverse side effects.

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TopicMarvel vs dc
Muscles
06/03/24 11:02:53 PM
#6
Easily DC, Batman is the GOAT and all marvels versions of characters are worse

Superman > sentry
Flash > quick silver
Green Arrow > Hawkeye
Dr. Fate > Dr. strange
Aquaman > namor
Etc.

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TopicWhat is the female power fantasy?
Muscles
06/03/24 11:45:56 AM
#6
Revelation34 posted...
Wat
I think he's talking about Hostel

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TopicWhat is the female power fantasy?
Muscles
06/03/24 4:40:23 AM
#2
To be a Valkyrie?

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TopicWhat would Nirvana and Kurt Cobain have done if he lived
Muscles
06/02/24 4:39:42 PM
#3
Based off 'You know you're right' I'm guessing they would have went in a darker and heavier direction. I doubt they continue very long after though, I imagine Dave and Krist would have done their post nirvana stuff either way, just pushed back, and Kurt would make a new band, or maybe go solo, you'd have to think Kurt stays in music, but would want to shed the popularity of nirvana.

I used to like Nirvana, and still like some of their stuff but I'm not sure if I would say I still like them, but I don't dislike them by any means, besides the few overplayed singles.

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TopicThe machines: have they already won?
Muscles
06/01/24 10:26:41 PM
#5
A solar flare will knock them out, and the sun has never failed up before. When they do take over the sun will take care of 'em.

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TopicPlaying WoW really makes me appreciate fast travel in games
Muscles
06/01/24 1:51:09 PM
#25
I mostly just use fast travel to get between places I've already been. I'm not walking all the way from Solitude to Riften when I've been to both, but I'll walk around and explore the map before that

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TopicWorst restaurant chains in America
Muscles
06/01/24 1:26:39 PM
#63
Where's Burger King?

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Topicwhen you were a kid, did you think the bermuda triangle was a real threat
Muscles
05/28/24 4:07:26 AM
#18
It seemed more like a weird "fact" than something scary, at least compared to the rest of the ocean.

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TopicSo, is Booster the coolest guy ever or... is he a cringelord?
Muscles
05/16/24 3:16:01 PM
#17
slacker03150 posted...
I thought this was about booster gold and was very confused.

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TopicPeter Griffin
Muscles
05/06/24 12:50:28 PM
#16
Simpsons did it!

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TopicThis Kendrick VS Drake feud is crazy
Muscles
05/05/24 3:21:29 PM
#12
All my younger coworkers were talking about it yesterday and they kept asking me about it. That's about as much as I'm following it. I'm not a fan of either so I really don't care but find it funny how much they hate each other to release diss tracks that fast

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TopicCorporations
Muscles
05/03/24 4:13:25 PM
#4
If you want to go back to hunter-gatherer times, sure, get rid of them.

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TopicWho's your favourite Side B villains in an RPG?
Muscles
05/03/24 4:07:34 PM
#14
Saruman

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TopicConfession
Muscles
04/30/24 2:23:21 AM
#4
Confession: I like small tits more than big tits

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TopicDo you think Sony will continue numbering playstations?
Muscles
04/28/24 2:05:49 PM
#3
ConfusedTorchic posted...
nah they're gonna start remaking their old consoles cuz that's all they do with their games anyways
So PS1 2, PS2 2, etc.?

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TopicWhat song has the most early 00s vibe?
Muscles
04/28/24 2:04:59 PM
#25
Sahuagin posted...
for Smash Mouth what always annoyed me was that I already liked Fush Yu Mang a ton but then Astro Lounge came out and I thought it was only ok, but suddenly all you could hear was All-Star everywhere, all the way up to today. it's ok but not that great.

similar thing with Evanescence, where they were good, and Bring Me To Life was really good, but then it was massively overplayed on the radio and it kind of ruined it
Almost every band that makes it onto the radio has better songs that didn't make it onto the radio. That's the nature of the beast. Can you get good songs on the radio? Sure but being good isn't their goal, getting popular singles are. That's why you'll have record labels turn down otherwise good albums or will make bands write singles for an album.

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TopicWhat song has the most early 00s vibe?
Muscles
04/22/24 7:32:29 PM
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In too deep? The Anthem? Something by Linkin Park?

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TopicDo you like Bretons?
Muscles
04/22/24 7:21:01 PM
#7
Kimbos_Egg posted...
high elf > wood elf > argonian > dark elf >>> the rest
Nord > Imperial > Breton > Redguard > Bosmer > Dunmer > Altmer > beast folk

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TopicThey called my Zuckerberg topic horny posting!!
Muscles
04/20/24 12:23:26 AM
#30
Jen0125 posted...
Right it wasn't thirsty to say wow the guy has new styling and it looks way better lmaooo some people need human touch bad
This should be modded for mentioning human touch. That's horny posting.

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TopicLife is a _______, I wanna ride it all night long
Muscles
04/18/24 10:54:30 PM
#4
Box of chocolates

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TopicIf Biden loses the election...
Muscles
04/15/24 2:57:06 PM
#74
BlackScythe0 posted...
It's funny how Muscles always lets us know he's playing a clown character when he posts here trying to get a response from us. Placing FDR (the best president in US history) in the same position as a president who did genocide and the guy who was the most racist president in US history.
FDR was pretty racist, he turned away Jewish refugees during WWII, condemning them to the holocaust and started the Japanese internment camps. But hey, he was a democrat so I guess it's ok.

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TopicNetwork should have won the Best Picture Academy Award
Muscles
04/15/24 2:22:07 PM
#4
Honestly, I stopped carrying about award shows a long time ago. They're trash and mean nothing, it's not like winning a championship in sports

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TopicIf Biden loses the election...
Muscles
04/14/24 2:09:47 PM
#50
Entity13 posted...
...You do know much of the height of Covid, and the remaining nine months of the fiscal year after Biden entered office, was Trump's era for finances, right? I'm not saying Biden was necessarily good, but this clause of your statement has me feeling the need to ask questions.
He didn't need to print the extra money that started this crazy inflation. At the very least he could have done something since then to help but this economy is shit. Gas, food, and housing prices are all out of hand and he has done nothing about it.

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TopicIf Biden loses the election...
Muscles
04/14/24 1:55:20 PM
#48
adjl posted...
"Biden is the worst president" is such a hilarious take because it immediately outs the person in question as having "Biden replaced Trump" as the sum total of their political knowledge. Like him or not, Biden is a thoroughly unremarkable president. The only things that stand out about him are that he took power after one of the most controversial presidents ever (two impeachments, an attempt to overthrow the election to install him undemocratically, and over a hundred indictments - whatever your opinion on his political stances, it's undeniable that he's made quite a stir) and during/after the worst public health crisis in a century, both of which are more a matter of circumstance than anything that can really be attributed to him.
Biden's whole thing was not being trump, he's pretty bad and hasn't done anything beneficial (besides not being trump). He's pretty bad and has hurt this country with his rampant spending and printing money, thus causing inflation (it is also because of greedy companies, but printing so much during covid came back to bite us in the ass too).

Biden is mid pack at best and in not even sure if he's better than Trump. At least things were more affordable under him, but I would rather have a dead squirrel than either of them. At least you have guys like Andrew Jackson, Woodrow Wilson, and FDR preventing either from being the worst ever unless you let recency bias take a hold of you

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TopicWorking class and poor people
Muscles
04/13/24 9:53:30 PM
#3
He's brash and speaks his mind, which draws people in. Does it matter that he sounds like a clown? No, if anything it helps because he doesn't sound like a politician with their cookie cutter corporate responses to everything.

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TopicAfter jurassic park 1 what was the 2nd best jurassic movie?
Muscles
04/13/24 12:55:50 PM
#12
JP has gotten worse with each installment so 2, but only the 1st one is really worth watching

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TopicIf Biden loses the election...
Muscles
04/12/24 12:53:03 PM
#27
No, he fucking sucks, we haven't had a good president in decades though so it's hard to really stand out among all the garbage

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TopicLove Has Won has turned me off ecstacy forever
Muscles
04/11/24 4:17:21 PM
#26
Lokchan posted...
Is this that Cult with the dead mummified mum?
Wait, taking ecstasy will turn you into the dark brotherhood?

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TopicHow was your morning coffee today?
Muscles
04/11/24 4:14:39 PM
#17
Coffee in the morning? Eww

I mostly work 2nd shift so I have it in the afternoon

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TopicLove Has Won has turned me off ecstacy forever
Muscles
04/10/24 9:06:58 PM
#11
rjsilverthorn posted...
Yeah, this is one of the reasons I'm not in the group that advocates for legalizing all drugs.
What? I'll advocate for any drug, even if I don't want to do it myself. If you aren't hurting anyone else with x then x should be legal.

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TopicLove Has Won has turned me off ecstacy forever
Muscles
04/10/24 3:29:16 PM
#2
I could have done it but never did, always seemed sketchy to me. I had no idea of the downsides though. What can it do to you?

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Topicisn't it weird how much milk propaganda we saw as kids
Muscles
04/10/24 1:33:39 PM
#10
SilentSeph posted...
I just recently learned that I'm lactose intolerant :(
Were you always lactose intolerant and just learned that's why you shit yourself recently or did it just start recently?

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TopicRFK Jr. blames mass shootings on pills and vidya games
Muscles
04/09/24 3:16:08 PM
#2
I wanted to like him when he first announced he was running but I just can't

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TopicEvery time I hear an original version of a weird al song I have to go listen
Muscles
04/08/24 9:28:16 PM
#7
rjsilverthorn posted...
There are plenty of Weird Al songs where I only know the Weird Al version.
Yeah there are definitely ones like that, especially on the pre 00s albums

KJ_StErOiDs posted...
The parodies on Bad Hair Day are all this way for me. I heard them before the originals.
Funny you bring up that album, I'm currently listening to it. It's so good, right in the middle of his peak.

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TopicEvery time I hear an original version of a weird al song I have to go listen
Muscles
04/08/24 8:12:16 PM
#1
to the Weird Al version.

It's always better.

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TopicAmerican family
Muscles
03/30/24 3:19:30 PM
#5
I don't think the idea faded, it's just harder to obtain.

Ultimately we should try to get there again, nuclear families are the way to go to have a well off society.

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Topicdamn, my hair's starting to thin out
Muscles
03/30/24 3:15:28 PM
#8
I'm 30 and I really hope I don't start losing my hair, it's the only good genes I have, but my dad had thick hair until he passed at 54 so I think I should be good

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TopicIf Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark where real people, they wouldn't even be that rich
Muscles
03/29/24 3:54:10 PM
#5
adjl posted...
I've seen estimates of the volume of gold in Smaug's hoard, and I don't think he even breaks the top 10. It says a lot that people writing billionaires in fiction can't even make them as wealthy as many real people because of how ludicrously implausible that real wealth is.
How do they estimate the Arkenstones worth? It's a priceless artifact

Also I feel like it's kinda stupid to judge Batman's or Iron man's wealth since they're is so many different interpretations of those characters. Are we talking in the comics? Shows? Movies? Batman built an entire space station for the JLA, if it's anywhere close to the ISS then it should have been like at least 60 bil if not more since they have teleporters and other sci-fi tech.

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TopicWhich honorary March thing do you stan for?
Muscles
03/29/24 3:40:47 PM
#5
I'm not saying those are bad things but when you have like 1,000 "national _____ month" it kinda loses its impact.

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TopicBernie Sanders introduces legislation for 32 hour work week
Muscles
03/19/24 3:42:12 PM
#58
captpackrat posted...
I don't think a "32 hour work week" means everyone starts working only 32 hours a week. It means the definition of "full time" becomes 32 hours, so if you only work 32 hours, you still get all the benefits you currently have to work 40 hours to get.

It might also change the definition of "overtime" to anything over 32 hours, instead of anything over 40 hours. So you may still have to work 40 hours, but you'll get time-and-a-half for 8 of those.
My job gives benefits for "full time" which is 32 hours but they don't start ot until 40

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TopicBernie Sanders introduces legislation for 32 hour work week
Muscles
03/19/24 1:45:55 PM
#52
I don't mind the hours, I would rather companies and employees care about each other more. Like how about better pay, better insurance/benefits, better management, etc. and in return employees work harder? I already bust my ass, it would be nice to have some harder working coworkers and better pay to go along with it.

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