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I legit did not see lil Naruto peeking out from there until I was already like 30 seconds into staring at this picture and I fucking lost it

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Do you have the entire story saved somewhere? I think the post that C_Pain linked to was missing the beginning

https://justpaste.it/6lmd7

The formatting is gonna be ass but i think that is all of it

It still surprises me that people remember Han Solo story. I was legit a sophomore in HS when I wrote that and most of that stuff with the bathroom was actually real

Buttmad stuff like this is the exact reason I am for getting it banned

Solo_Wing posted...

Another list to comb through when buying a new game, for those who are not fan of wokified games

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44913915-ESG-consultants-Detected/

Man you guys shit on these but at the end of the day that list is composed of like 99% shitty games so there is obv something there

I used be a 4 or 5 kind of guy but now I am starting to really like 6. It is nice to have so many characters to play around with and build but not being too obnoxious.

That being said The Last Remnant is one of my favorite games so I can def go higher

cjsdowg posted...

For me, some $2 pasta sauce from Prego can be just as good as the fancy homemade stuff that takes 10 hours to make. I have had other people's great stuff from their grandmothers from the old country, and I have made it myself. And now the time and effort put into that stuff is not worth the moderate flavor boost. And sometimes it is not even a flavor boost.

McDonald's is freaking delicious. I don't eat their meat since I don't eat much meat, so this is just about their fries, but they are awesome. While we are on fries, the best fries happen to be at Hooters. Well tie between the two.

Moving on to the delicacies of the rich and the famous, I find them overrated. Lobster, the sea bug, was given to the poor and inmates. Now it is treated like a luxury. And I will say it is good, I am not knocking it. But you can make some white fish taste just like it if it is cooked right. Then things like escargot and caviar take away their status, and offering a date snails and raw fish eggs cut out of the womb of the fish's mother would get you slapped rather than a thank you. Real talk, the entire process of preparing veal and foie gras is sickening to me.

What are yours .

I agree with all points except the lobster

I think pizza toppings are awful. All of them. They ruin the point of the pizza. How the fuck am I supposed to know if you pizza is actually good if it is just covered with all this shit? It is all strong fucking flavors too. It is never subtle shit. Yeah heavy greasy meats and shit like ONIONS real subtle. Gimme a plain ass cheese pizza so I can taste your pizza without you hiding behind your cowardly meat curtains

Just finished it. Incredible game but equally disappointing "postgame".

Zonbei posted...

I mean. If you washed your dick and didnt pull the foreskin back and wash under it, (I know its not really under but you know what I mean), then youre not really washing it. Whereas that extra bit of attention isnt necessary when youre circumcised.

its a fact that not every human being naturally knows how to wash every part of their body, I dunno what to tell you there. Its also a fact men exist that dont wash their dicks correctly, including the main issue being not washing their uncircumcised dick correctly. My strongest source there is that I know women who have complained of this very issue with uncircumcised men.

but also there is the literal existence of the word Smegma. A word which refers to buildup under the foreskin that doesnt exist in circumcised men.

so let me put it another way: Ive literally never had to clean smegma and Im happy that way.

There are a lot of little creases and places on our bodies that can get gross if not cleaned properly. Why is it literally JUST for the foreskin (suggesting it for ANY other part on the body would be met with shocked gasps from every single person in the hospital room) that the answer is "eh just cut it off"?

Zonbei posted...

hey man, I dont have a foreskin, Im just going from what Ive been told by people who do. At the very least, knowledge of how to clean appropriately is required, knowledge you arent born with, and that can lead to issues in people who are, well, you know. Gross. Maybe the difference is negligible for most people; all I know is it sounds like Ive got it easier.

It is more I don't understand how you would wash your dick but not wash your foreskin. Nobody "taught" me how to wash my foreskin. When I had the intelligence to start washing myself, I didn't stare at my foreskin in bewilderment. I washed it just the same as I did the rest of my dick, my ballsack, my armpits, my butt. I didn't wash my dick then STOP at my foreskin in fear of what it might be. Just like if you washed your ears you wouldn't just randomly stop at washing your earlobes, and I bet nobody in the history of this planet has ever been fine with washing their ears and then start bitching about how fucking annoying and difficult it is to wash their earlobes.

My point is a person who doesn't wash their foreskin is actually just a person who doesn't wash their dick. Nothing to do with foreskin.

Also the whole "it takes longer to wash" is such a joke. I can wash it in literally two seconds. It is like washing your ears and then making a big deal about washing your earlobe too.

It is crazy to me that Americans know:

1. Nobody else does this except for religion

2. It was a plan hatched by a cereal man to stop people from jerking it

3. The hospital takes that foreskins and sells it. You don't even get a cut of that either. In fact, you are paying thrm. You are literally paying them to give them something they are then going to make more money off.

And they still are in favor of this. It is like stockholm syndrome to a cereal man's ghost. So weird.