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TopicHave you pooped today?
Turducken
06/17/24 7:59:37 PM
#17
Just did. Was waiting to post in this topic so I could report an affirmative.

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TopicWho's ready for Uncharted 2
Turducken
06/17/24 7:38:11 PM
#6
Wahlberg's piece of shit self aside, the first movie was solid enough. I'm fine with a sequel.

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TopicWhat are you unapologetically "Boomer" about?
Turducken
06/17/24 6:51:38 PM
#165
In Vendetta, I always pick him.

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Topicit's crazy how Nick Cannon has children with a bunch of different women
Turducken
06/17/24 5:43:31 PM
#28
YugiNoob posted...
For #12, is Expecting the name of the child or is the mother pregnant? Its not something that I thought I would ever ask, but its Nick, so

What I was going to say. Normally I'd just assume that means a baby that hasn't been named/born yet, but this motherfucker...

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TopicDo you like this game: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Turducken
06/17/24 5:41:21 PM
#16
I didn't as a kid, but I gave it another chance years later and it grew on me. So I'd say yes now. Not one of my favorite Zeldas, but a solid and enjoyable game overall.

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TopicLandon Donovan rocking the most diabolical haircut of all time
Turducken
06/17/24 5:29:52 PM
#9
Landon Donovan sounds like the rich-but-coldhearted starter boyfriend in a Hallmark movie that the lead eventually dumps for the handsome, rugged carpenter or something.

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TopicFather's Day yesterday, do you think you'll ever be a father?
Turducken
06/17/24 5:27:42 PM
#19
This is a weird topic.

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TopicWhich pleasure is greater?
Turducken
06/17/24 4:49:46 PM
#19
It's the cleanest, best pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLT26CMzk4&ab_channel=CecilMcW00t

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TopicI'm taking an outdoor shower right now. AMA? >_>
Turducken
06/17/24 4:43:54 PM
#2
You're outside?

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TopicI applied for the veterinarian office that I take my cat to today
Turducken
06/17/24 4:43:39 PM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKIeamPi2Y&ab_channel=Xiloscent

General Pepper believes in you!

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TopicThe Unfortunate Problem With That 70s Show's Donna Pinciotti going blonde
Turducken
06/17/24 4:41:49 PM
#12
I did hate that the show tried to pass it off as an improvement.

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Topicwinter >>>>>>>>> summer
Turducken
06/17/24 2:36:02 AM
#59
They're both awful, and I hate that here they last 80% of the year, with spring and autumn getting like a couple of weeks at best. I think I'll take summer over winter, though; winter has the same kind of shit as summer plus the added fun of slick roads, unburying your vehicle from snow, the engine not wanting to start because it's just too cold--a lot of extra vehicle-related bullshit gets added in for winter.

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TopicThey're going to make The Incredibles 3.
Turducken
06/17/24 12:40:42 AM
#3
If they do, can they get on it already? 14 years for the first sequel, been 6 years since the second movie now. Gonna be a 25-year-old franchise with 3 entries.

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TopicDo you like this game: Kirby's Dream Land
Turducken
06/15/24 10:49:41 PM
#12
Yes, but

I HATE KIRBY!!!

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TopicHuman missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed
Turducken
06/15/24 9:36:10 PM
#2
It shrinks?

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TopicDungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves was freaking fantastic
Turducken
06/15/24 4:57:53 PM
#60
I'm glad that it 'felt' like a game being played, the nods to it and whatnot. I'm even more glad there wasn't some meta Twist where it REALLY WAAAS A GAME BEING PLAYED WHOA

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TopicIf you lived in Medieval times..
Turducken
06/15/24 4:51:59 PM
#5
I'd be an influencer. As in, I'd influencer travelers to give me their pocket money, by sticking a dagger in their face on some empty highway.

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TopicReminder that Superman's "disguise" is literally just glasses.
Turducken
06/15/24 4:50:40 PM
#45
There are videos of Henry Cavill walking around Times Square in a Superman shirt being unrecognized. Something about Tom Cruise dressed as as a UPS guy having an extended conversation with someone who didn't realize it was him.

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Topiccell phones are amazing but we should really put a limit in how much we use them
Turducken
06/15/24 4:48:02 PM
#7
"We" can. It's called personal discipline.

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TopicPeople born in 2006 are adults now
Turducken
06/15/24 4:42:01 PM
#12
Nope. Do these ever work?

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TopicHow to get back into CE if you get kicked out
Turducken
06/15/24 3:37:34 PM
#7
boomgetchopped3 posted...


why are her office supplies so outdated

Why is their paper octagonal?!

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Topicstill the greatest page in comic book history
Turducken
06/15/24 3:34:10 PM
#20
Godnorgosh posted...
This is why Superman > Batman as a person, even though Batman is a bit more interesting.

Batman has his own version of this, though sadly seems we see less and less of this Batman as time marches on.

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ac7e0f5532b70c411ce28eae0ec4bad6-lq

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Topicmy cat literally just stole the piece of trout on my plate
Turducken
06/15/24 3:29:23 PM
#14
Yeah, I still sometimes forget to...secure my food even if I'm going to step out of the room only for a minute or two. They're always watching, waiting. It's a gamble you don't wanna take, friend.

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TopicReminder that Superman's "disguise" is literally just glasses.
Turducken
06/15/24 2:22:38 PM
#21
SauI_Goodman posted...
He-man and Adam

What about them? What does Eternia's hero have to do with that little princely dweeb?

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Topic$700 later my cat is finally pooping on her own again
Turducken
06/15/24 3:00:53 AM
#4
Ironically, both a shitty and good outcome.

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TopicWhat's the first stupid video game character name that comes to mind?
Turducken
06/15/24 2:02:09 AM
#48
_Valigarmanda_ posted...


Yeah... like, I get it, Wario is Mario flipped over huhuhu but you're yanking my crank with Waluigi

Yeah, wouldn't he be like...7uigi?

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TopicWould you be able to defend and kick da ass of an average american man?
Turducken
06/14/24 10:48:04 PM
#15
rick_alverado posted...
You don't really know much about Canada, do you?

That's right. You'd beat them down with your hockey sticks. I studied up!

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TopicWhat's the first stupid video game character name that comes to mind?
Turducken
06/14/24 9:53:40 PM
#35
bigtiggie23 posted...
Edge Maverick

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Topic$100 but everyone forgets your next birthday
Turducken
06/14/24 9:52:42 PM
#9
Does that include myself?

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Topic$1000 but you must have sex with a randomly selected human being
Turducken
06/14/24 7:24:23 PM
#29
KogaSteelfang posted...
Just in case anyone wanted to test their luck.

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

I lost.

How many clicks does it take to get someone you'd take the deal on?
How many clicks does it take to get someone you'd take for free?

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Topic$100M or granolamancy?
Turducken
06/14/24 6:11:32 PM
#24
CoyoteTheGreat posted...
If I use an army of granola golems

G-Granolems....

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TopicCast announced for Until Dawn movie
Turducken
06/14/24 6:07:42 PM
#24
I expect they'll try and get a couple of the more recognizable ones worked in somehow as a cameo.

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TopicDo you give your pets nicknames?
Turducken
06/14/24 6:05:48 PM
#2
Sure, all the time. Rodent, Nutria, Fatty, Burger-Butt, Ears-Head, all sorts of dumb shit.

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Topic$1000 but you must have sex with a randomly selected human being
Turducken
06/14/24 6:03:43 PM
#8
For a mere grand? I could prostitute myself out now if I was so inclined, and at least have my choice of who I approached. Fuck that (no pun intended).

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TopicGina Carano is not doing well
Turducken
06/14/24 6:00:51 PM
#86
Is that a legal document or my fanfic from when I was eleven?

It never ceases to amaze me how a fairly untalented 'actor' could've been set for life both financially with a built-in fanbase, more or less purposely lit a match to it, and is now trying to have their cake and eat it too.

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TopicCast announced for Until Dawn movie
Turducken
06/14/24 5:03:56 PM
#10
SSJGrimReaper posted...
It was a prank HAAAAN

Bluuuggggh... Thanks for the reminder.

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TopicDungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves was freaking fantastic
Turducken
06/14/24 5:00:14 PM
#37
HeroFlyChao posted...
I think the subtitle didnt really do it many favors, making it sound like a sequel or continuation of something instead of its own soft-reboot standalone thing.

I think, ironically, they did that to try and avoid that exact thing. Like, if they'd just called it Dungeons & Dragons they might've been afraid the general audience might think, "What, a remake of that shitty movie from the early 2000s? Pass."

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Topic$100M or granolamancy?
Turducken
06/14/24 4:56:12 PM
#3
Throughout time there have been men who ruled with wealth...

Ruled with fear...

Ruled with military might...

But there has never been a man like this before. He is...

THE GRANOLAMANCER!

(upbeat adventure theme, brief montage of character moments)

Starring:

Toby Curtis AS Reginald Cornthorpe, the Granolamancer
Candice Partridge AS Sister Diana Hex
Monty Laftrak AS Mitch "Flimflam" O'Donnell

with

Derrick St. Pierre AS Lord Kensington III

and

John Waight AS The Shadow Master Andrius

Created by
Steve Tooley and Bob Tooley

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TopicNo cap, CE was wrong, Bob's Burgers is an ok show
Turducken
06/13/24 10:49:07 PM
#7
That one daughter wears those rabbit ears, so you're wrong there.

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TopicThe People's Champ signs a deal with Disney.
Turducken
06/13/24 3:09:41 PM
#2
The paradigm of power in streaming has changed, or something.

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TopicDid you have a job while you were in High School?
Turducken
06/13/24 2:59:29 PM
#17
I did odd jobs for neighbors sometimes--mowing yards, shoveling snow--but no official job.

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TopicI think Mandela Effect is actually the most insane conspiracy theory
Turducken
06/13/24 2:38:03 AM
#90
In my dimension we call it the Mendoza Implication.

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TopicColorado GOP calls to burn all Pride flags this month
Turducken
06/12/24 9:23:37 PM
#45
Y'know, I'm not a fantastic person by any means--I hate things, sometimes irrationally. I can be petty, I can hold grudges. But these fuckers honestly inspire me to try and be a better person; to be this consumed with hatred for people who've never done any harm to you, who just want to live their lives... I don't know, I'd find it just exhausting to be that angry and filled with venom constantly. Draining on the soul.

So thank you, GOP. To quote the great Ken Masters in the cult classic Street Fighter The Movie, "If I hadn't have met you, I might have become you."

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TopicSocialite Sentenced to 15 Years to Life for Hit-and-Run Deaths of Young Boys
Turducken
06/12/24 8:58:23 PM
#8
When pressed for comment, the judge said, "Hey, at least it was more than 40 days per kill; whaddaya want from me?"

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TopicGoing on an actual date tonight
Turducken
06/12/24 8:40:27 PM
#14
But...

The future refused to change.

(Lavos scream)

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Topica lot of people with handicap parking tags don't look disabled
Turducken
06/12/24 7:55:34 PM
#74
Deaf people don't look deaf. They're probably just pretending so they don't have to make bothersome small talk...

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TopicWith age comes an appreciation for rubbing alcohol.
Turducken
06/12/24 7:51:15 PM
#3
Crono99 posted...
My gf once asked me wtf I was doing with her nail polish remover

Guess she didn't appreciate your ace-tone?

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TopicWhat is one special instruction you always request when ordering pizza?
Turducken
06/12/24 7:49:44 PM
#17
The only time I left a special instruction that I can remember is when the front stairs to the porch were in bad shape. I hadn't gotten finished getting them entirely fixed yet, so I left a 'special instruction' for the delivery person to be aware of it and watch their footing coming up.

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