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People just haven't had a good glue cheese pizza yet.

Oh I thought this was about George Lopez.

Being a slave wasn't so bad. He got to build robots and race cars.

But the sand...that was awful.

Adjusted for inflation?

Swap his bike for a skateboard.

littlebro07 posted...

The video game answered this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EtCGR2M_oU

Imagine consolidating power for like 20 years and when you finally become the supreme ruler of the galaxy, you go out like that immediately.

lol that guy calling Robert De Niro a nobody.

You're definitely in some really awful positions if you've been holding most of this year and you're down.

Dakimakura posted...

I'm down big over the past few days.

Okay and what's your status ytd?

More Fandom goodness seeping in.

Horatio Colorado

Not a price for Deku Scrubs.

Are you The Rock?

That's a pod challenge I can get behind.

The human eye can only detect a television sitting on a computer desk.

WingsOfGood posted...

TIL umpires can be famous

If you are as spectacularly bad as Hernandez is, yes.

Has this guy ever sent out a holiday message that didn't immediately turn into him bitching about something?

The best parts of Season 8 were the parts that were too dark to see anything.

That female security guard apparently had incidents with at least two other celebrities. She's fired for sure.

Bad show. Kenobi being anywhere close to Leia as well as fighting Vader were both very stupid writing decisions.

And having a prison break that's almost exactly like the one Jedi Fallen Order.

Historical fiction is an entire genre, dude.

Historically, vice presidents do very little and are basically just there in case the president dies. Dick Cheney was one of the rare exceptions where a VP was a very involved and prominent figure in an administration.

This would have been big news like 40 years ago.

LeoRavus posted...

Didn't he lie about not drinking alcohol then his symptoms from fast food turned out to be alcohol related? Like his liver swelling up and a doc called him out on it.

I don't think the doctor directly called Spurlock out on it, but he did say he had only ever seen these symptoms and level of deterioration in people who heavily consume alcohol.

I like a lot of games from the NES era but Metroid is practically unplayable to me in the modern age. I will never choose to play that over Zero Mission.

This is the Best

Tavares: It's the same thing!

Wouldn't streaming have been his "day job" if he was doing it full time?

Nothing tastier than a well-traveled pear.

No one would have suspected him.

10:1 split? Hell yeah!

Viral marketing for a Cow and Chicken reboot.

Keep your hands off my dick, FDA!

A face only Cher could love.

We beat aliens in basketball. We can do it in football, too.

Necronmon posted...

So...do we know what caused the crash yet?

Pilot error in shitty weather most likely.

I don't think jumping out of a falling helicopter would go very well.

If he's just going to say yes to any troll who asks then just open the damn board up again.

BlackOmnimon posted...

Reminder that it doesn't mean anything, you can get in the sex offender registry for something as harmless as getting caught peeing behind a tree.

The registry tells you what they did to get on it.

I can't believe McBeef didn't get locked out of this place.

Star Wars OT

For a group of people that's largely made up of lawyers, state politicians rarely seem to know that a lot of laws they draw up are unconstitutional.

Probably gets pretty lonely inside of banks these days.

Shaming the HOA/authorities by taking the story to the local news station will definitely get somebody out there to take care of the situation after that airs.

No one has done more for the trillions of birds murdered by windmills than Donald Trump.

It's a bad omen if you see a Sunhawk on your wedding day.

The English monarchy bathing in blood.

I saw a video where folks in Dublin were holding up pictures of the planes hitting the Towers.