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TopicNow that the shutdown is over, what is the next excuse to not swear in Grijalva?
absolutebuffoon
11/11/25 12:57:14 PM
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I dunno. Where is Grijalva?

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TopicWould You Believe This Computer Once Cost $666?
absolutebuffoon
10/19/25 1:36:34 PM
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I dont actually, that picture is ai right? The tv on top isnt even connected to anything

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TopicHow come when it says it's 12 in the morning it's actually night?
absolutebuffoon
10/17/25 1:49:05 PM
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Why didn't they think of that when they invented clocks?

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TopicPlayed a couple of Kemco RPGs and they were terrible
absolutebuffoon
10/17/25 1:46:40 PM
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You must have played the wrong one, Kemco is a mark of quality.

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TopicShould it be illegal for fast food to serve an item that is over 2,000 calories?
absolutebuffoon
10/13/25 4:31:39 PM
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El_Dustino posted...
How would you do that in a way that would make people aware?
They should force companies to print nutrition information on all boxes that food comes in. That'll fix 'em.

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TopicHaving a girl over but you don't know how to cook
absolutebuffoon
10/10/25 3:59:54 PM
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This is why door dash delivers Taco Bell.

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TopicYR: They cast Jared Leto as Volemort.
absolutebuffoon
10/10/25 2:51:22 PM
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How appropriate, neither of them have a nose.

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Topicmighty nein trailler
absolutebuffoon
10/09/25 6:58:39 PM
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This is one of those anime based on Fortnite, right?

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Topic$2,000 stimulus checks?
absolutebuffoon
10/03/25 7:58:25 PM
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My $5,000 Doge check must have gotten lost in the mail so I hope they can combine it with this one for me.

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TopicAccidentally walked down the Barbie aisle..
absolutebuffoon
10/03/25 3:15:16 PM
#4
Take a barbie doll out of her box and start yelling at her about how much you hate her, really lay into her.

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TopicA mom wins her local monthly Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her baby.
absolutebuffoon
09/29/25 5:57:47 PM
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CyricZ posted...
https://www.dexerto.com/mortal-kombat/florida-woman-wins-mortal-kombat-tournament-playing-with-newborn-baby-in-arms-3259005/

Legi0n, of Florida, won her local "Juicy Game Night" while holding her 5-day-old newborn baby in her arms, which she had just delivered via c-section.

Moms are tough.

Its even more impressive that she won while getting a c-section than it was that she held the baby afterwards.

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TopicEA being acquired for $50 bill by Saudis, Jared Kushner firm and others
absolutebuffoon
09/29/25 12:29:06 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
EA being acquired for $50 bill by Saudis, Jared Kushner firm and others

Only a 50 dollar bill? Now I wish I had put in a bid myself, I could have gone all the way up to 100 dollars.


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TopicThis is a question for the Aeirth truthers
absolutebuffoon
09/27/25 6:19:41 PM
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Aerosol

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TopicPSA: do NOT go watch the Mandalorian and Odyssey movies
absolutebuffoon
09/24/25 4:44:55 PM
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That does it, I'm never going to listen to one of Ludwig Mozart's operas ever again after this insult.

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TopicITT: Album 2nd Tracks
absolutebuffoon
09/11/25 2:30:10 PM
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Beatles little help from my friends
https://youtu.be/0C58ttB2-Qg?si=mMLLOtk9UdHXwfRE

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TopicIs Mickey 17 worth watching?
absolutebuffoon
09/03/25 5:22:07 PM
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I will wait to see it until I've seen Mickey 1-16

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TopicRats and Pigeons have taken over a street corner in Manhattan
absolutebuffoon
09/02/25 5:42:23 PM
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If they join forces with the pigeons in central park it's all over for humanity.

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Topicskibidi, tradwife, & other slang words to be added to Cambridge Dictionary
absolutebuffoon
08/18/25 6:48:10 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
I feel like I already went through this when the definition of literally got updated to sometimes mean not literally because that's how people were using it.
It's literally infuriating.

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TopicPress a button to kill an animal, and you get rewarded. What do you press?
absolutebuffoon
08/18/25 2:54:28 PM
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Do I get to eat the animal?

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Topicskibidi, tradwife, & other slang words to be added to Cambridge Dictionary
absolutebuffoon
08/18/25 2:53:50 PM
#16
Skibidi do dah skibidi day

My oh my what a wonderful day

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TopicComing back from protest and I feel depressed
absolutebuffoon
08/16/25 4:53:11 PM
#35
hitokoriX posted...
believe in just trying to be a good person as much as I can. I sit every day and I watch this decay over and over as things get worse and worse, still I fight... but it's like I'm putting up sandbags to stop a tsunami. I know that we all have to keep the faith and fight on.. I just feel weak and kinda sad.
There are a lot mpre of you than of them when its the people vs the rich. You're the storm and they have the sandbags. They can't hold out forever.

If you aren't getting through you just have to blow harder.

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TopicDollar Tree fucking sucks now.
absolutebuffoon
08/13/25 2:12:16 PM
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Every single time I've gone there they refuse to sell me even a single dollar. They're a scam.

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TopicWould you train with Master Roshi to learn martial arts + the Kamehameha?
absolutebuffoon
08/12/25 5:43:11 PM
#39
It's the special form Full Power Frieza.

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Topicrosalina is basically a reverse of galactus (spoilers for both)
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 6:14:32 PM
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Rosalina : Likes children's storybooks

Galactus: Prefers texts abput theoretical physics.

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TopicHow did the Americans get almost $300 Trillion in Debt?
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 6:13:07 PM
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We only pay the wealthy, not the bills

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TopicWhen ever large events happens, the CExperts come out
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 6:10:53 PM
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Are you expecting new info to come out that makes Trump look like anything other than a toddler who found the "tarrif" button on the secret government mainframe and is now banging on it randomly?

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TopicWhen ever large events happens, the CExperts come out
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 5:30:03 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
I haven't been modded in a while.
Why would you think I made this because I'm upset about a modded?
Did you make i because you wanted to be?

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TopicNetflix is going to have a live-action Scooby Doo series
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 5:27:15 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c302b404.png

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TopicThey're making a Homestuck animated series with Toby Fox voice acting
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 4:54:22 PM
#32
I liked mspaint adventures better when it was fan choice based, when he stopped partway through homestuck it was such a betrayal

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TopicHello
absolutebuffoon
08/11/25 4:50:18 PM
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I can see it in your eyes

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TopicNo good deed goes unpunished
absolutebuffoon
08/10/25 11:00:19 PM
#3
where?

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TopicMain Character Syndrome
absolutebuffoon
08/10/25 5:14:27 PM
#14
I have Alien Syndrome

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TopicMy Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nachos
absolutebuffoon
08/10/25 1:58:37 PM
#6
MVEMJSUS? I dont get it


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TopicWhat's your most ridiculous "hot take" about movies
absolutebuffoon
08/06/25 1:34:03 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Even after the sequel made a billion dollars I'll still maintain that Avatar has no cultural significance
This is right though. Its entirely a testament to marketing and ripping off dances with wolves.

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TopicF1 movie was fun.
absolutebuffoon
08/03/25 1:35:59 PM
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I can't believe they released both F1 and F4, skipping F2 and F3.

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TopicBetter box art: Tongue of the Fatman
absolutebuffoon
07/31/25 2:30:16 PM
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The Japanese version makes me want to play as Shrek who is hiding up by the guy on the chair.

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TopicEver notice how the right uses 3-Letter names to distinguish its enemies?
absolutebuffoon
07/29/25 2:47:27 PM
#10
They have difficulty remembering longer words. Acronym slogans are easier to focus on than learning what's really going on around them.

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TopicLegally there's nothing stopping me from calling myself King
absolutebuffoon
07/28/25 1:47:09 PM
#41
__starsnostars posted...
You can change your name to essentially anything.
That's a pretty awkward name.

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TopicHillary Clinton
absolutebuffoon
07/25/25 12:53:04 AM
#18
divot1338 posted...
Hillary Clinton is the living embodiment of a pantsuit.
Don't all suits have pants?

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TopicThere's a Musical Based on Luigi
absolutebuffoon
07/21/25 3:57:33 PM
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I hope "Do the Mario" is in it.

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TopicNewsom Reverses Parole for Bakersfield Woman Who Tortured, Murdered Teen
absolutebuffoon
07/19/25 4:42:30 PM
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LightSnake posted...
One of my cases at work involved a pair of affluent individuals who pimped out children.

They're bad people.
They did very bad things.

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TopicNewsom Reverses Parole for Bakersfield Woman Who Tortured, Murdered Teen
absolutebuffoon
07/19/25 4:36:34 PM
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LightSnake posted...
just once, I'd love to get an honest answer from these people what we do about murderers, rapists, and torturers.

Not "How DARE you ASK me about that?!"

Not "But few of them serve in prison ANYWAY!"

Not "We're trying to fundamntally transform society!"

just an acknowledgment "bad people exist, how do we deal with that?"
Bad people don't exist. People who do bad things exist.

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Topic10 million but your roommates are Joker, Kefka, and Pennywise.
absolutebuffoon
07/13/25 2:05:49 PM
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Hey guys, you should accept this one, you won't have to live with them very long at all.

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TopicHot Ones Verde Pringles
absolutebuffoon
06/21/25 2:32:23 AM
#11
How hot was it compared to Dorito's Roulette? Those were pretty hot!

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TopicITT: Album 1st tracks
absolutebuffoon
06/20/25 11:49:12 PM
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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Hfy5Fa9NheaS2mc6

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TopicThe perfect woman but she worships Trump
absolutebuffoon
06/20/25 11:37:40 PM
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EPR-radar posted...
The perfect woman, except that she has body odor strong enough to kill rats at 15 paces.
Thats fine, I'm not a rat

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TopicThe perfect woman but she worships Trump
absolutebuffoon
06/20/25 9:13:22 PM
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So she's not perfect then.


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TopicAll Star is actually a good song darn it
absolutebuffoon
06/20/25 8:13:11 PM
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Kid rock is a music thief

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TopicAll Star is actually a good song darn it
absolutebuffoon
06/20/25 8:11:15 PM
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The_Korey posted...
I'm not surprised, but I'm still disappointed.
Y e a h

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TopicAll Star is actually a good song darn it
absolutebuffoon
06/20/25 7:23:17 PM
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That sucks

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