Lurker > Alex1976

Went to the following:

Sea World (California and Florida)
Busch Gardens Tampa
Disneyland
Disney World (mainly Magic Kingdom and Epcot)
Universal Studios FL
Knott's Berry Farm (California)
Six Flags Great America (Gurnee, Illinois)
Six Flags Over Georgia
Wild Adventures Theme Park (Valdosta, Georgia)

If water parks count, add in:

Summer Waves (Jekyll Island, Georgia)
Wild Waters (Ocala, FL - it's closed now)
Wet 'n Wild (Orlando, FL - it closed for good last year)
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Neutral Good here.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

hockeybub89 posted...

Fuck PETA.

Bunch of goddamn animal abusing hypocrites

Amen to that.

PETA demonstrates on a regular basis that if brain cells were dynamite, none of them would have enough to blow their nose.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I went to Lake City for Father's Day weekend - Silky's doing a LOT better. He's back to his old shenanigans and I didn't hear any snuffling or anything abnormal with his breathing.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'll be closing in on my 51st birthday in 10 years time.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'm a self-confessed caffeine junkie. Soda's how I get it - don't care for tea or coffee, and I don't have chocolate very often.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leadin' but two things right now - Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

"TOGA! TOGA!"

"Me, Grimlock, kick butt!"
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

"What we got here is...failure to communicate."
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Insightful.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Plants vs. Zombies 2
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Partial C for me.

Video Ouija is easily one of my top faves, alongside Gee Whiz and Total Re-Carl.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Strategy guides for some, others...just plain ol' perseverance and not giving up.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Early life...my dad was out to sea every so often (Navy brat here), and we had hard times along the way, but my dad's a good person, all things considered.

He helped in raising me to the person I turned out to be, spent some time bonding with me when he could, instilled in me a good set of morals - he's the kind of guy who does things well when it's set before him.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'm a sales/services associate with U.S. Postal Service.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Probably Six Flags Great America. I lived several miles from there in my youth, and still remember some rides they have/had.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

One of my parents' cats, named Silky, isn't doing too well right now. He has some kind of growth in his nasal cavity - his breathing is punctuated with snorting and snuffling every so often. According to my folks, they've had him on antibiotics and there was some drainage, but otherwise not much else.

I have a feeling they're gonna be having him put down somewhere in the near future - Silky's getting up there in the years, and treatments are gonna cost an arm and a leg at least.

Apart from his odd breathing noises, he was still the same fluffy purrbox with extra claws that I know and love when I saw him this past weekend.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Nope. Don't intend to start, either.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Indifferent for the most part - only time I showed interest was years ago when Michael Jordan was a member of a team known as...Da Bullss!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Had a copy of TMNT: Fall of the Foot Clan for the original Game Boy disappear. I was certain my parents took it because I left it lying out (my mom was a stickler for "I confiscate anything you don't put away"), and they insisted it was these two hooligans who lived 3 doors down from me. Never did find that game - and I still don't buy what my folks claim happened to it.

A (now ex) friend of my brother's swiped my family's laptop back around February 2001. The cops were called and we filled out a stolen goods report. Around the start of April that same year, that person's parents caught him red-handed with it and returned it to us. It was some months later that me and my brother suspected he also stole one of our PC games (Heroes of Might & Magic) because we couldn't find the game disc.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Arcades - either Galaxian or Pac-Man.

Home consoles - probably Bowling on the Atari 2600.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

legendarylemur posted...

What starts with f and ends with k?

Uh...fire truck?
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

In the past, I was a do-it-yourself type when it came to oil changes. Nowadays, I usually have a local car shop do that because it's part of a package deal that came with the tire rotations.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Not counting parking tickets: Six. Counting parking tickets: Seven.

1. Speeding - 68 in a 55 (March '95). Paid fine.
2. Ran a red light (July '95). Paid fine.
3. Ran a red light (January '96). Elected for driver improvement school.
4. Following too closely, led to accident (September 2001, about a week and a half after 9/11). Paid fine.
5. Speeding - 37 in a 30 (would've been in the low 40's, but I commended the cops on doing their job well that they were willing to cut me some slack, it happened somewhere in 2003 or 2004). Paid fine.
6. Speeding - 58 in a 45 or thereabouts (somewhere around Memorial Day 2005). Paid fine.

And the parking ticket - got it at University of North Florida around October or November 1994 - I didn't have the parking permit hanging from the rear view mirror one morning (I was in a hurry because I was running late). I paid the fine.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I love roller coasters - there hasn't been one made that would make me lose my lunch (although Montu at Busch Gardens Tampa came close).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

For me...it would be Hell in a Cell on Smackdown Live against WWE COO Triple H.

Man, I am SO dead...
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

To borrow from Me, Myself, and Irene:

"Oh yeah, that's what daddy likes."
"It looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race."
"Yeah, a couple of Hindenburgs, huh?"
"Oh, the humanity!"
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

40
Approximately $35K a year (give or take)
Hell if I know
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'm very thorough and conscientious with my work, and yet it seems to me my manager and/or supervisors continually demand I do the impossible while others get by doing nearly nothing.

What keeps me from quitting is the fact nothing else out there interests me job-wise. Well that, and the job I have pays considerably well.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Had a temp job end in March, turned 21 at the end of June, had my first encounter with alcohol a few days later (my girlfriend at the time got a good laugh out of the faces I was making), and otherwise, was struggling with college.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

In my case, Whataburger with Five Guys in a close second.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'd go with 3, though 2 runs a close second.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Getting about $900 back, give or take a hundred.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Kill Texans
Heal Jags
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Double-hurt Texans.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Updated tally (including my choice in this post):

Arizona Cardinals - 8
Cincinnati Bengals - 9
Denver Broncos - 8
Houston Texans - 6
Indianapolis Colts - 4
Jacksonville Jaguars - 7
Miami Dolphins - 9
New York Jets - 5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 5

RIP:
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Rams
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins

Heal Jags, Kill Giants
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Kill Titans.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Double-hurt Titans.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

6' 1" here.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Updated tally (and it includes my heal/hurt for this hour at the bottom):

Arizona Cardinals - 8
Baltimore Ravens - 6
Carolina Panthers - 2
Cincinnati Bengals - 11
Denver Broncos - 10
Houston Texans - 10
Indianapolis Colts - 8
Jacksonville Jaguars - 10
Los Angeles Chargers - 4
Miami Dolphins - 10
New York Giants - 5
New York Jets - 7
Oakland Raiders - 2
Philadelphia Eagles - 3
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 7
Tennessee Titans - 4

RIP:
Atlanta Falcons
Buffalo Bills
Chicago Bears
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Rams
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Washington Redskins

Double-hurt Titans.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Double-hurt Titans.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Double hurt Titans.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Heal Padres, hurt Angels
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Kombucha posted...

I'm too old to be drafted. Get off my lawn.

This.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for seven thousand.

Sorry, couldn't resist - anyway, I believe he's alive and kicking.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

My condolences on your loss, Foxx.

Take heart in the fact Nosy had many good times with you, and how fortunate he was to have you as his best friend.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Never. I registered on this site a little more than 15 years ago.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.