Lurker > CassandraCain

Don't understand how ya'll can hate it so much
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Oh okay, I've never heard of that speculation but I just read that Vaati has mentioned it I guess

I don't really think it's her, but I'm no theorist
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Oh also

htaeD posted...

I also didnt realize I killed Amelia's human form back in the nightmare church

What's this all about now
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I was just about to say shaman bone blade, the well is the only time in the game I would use one. Although with the holy blade, they went down fast enough without much trouble. I'd still say bloody crow is harder.

Whirligig saw is indeed the best, but I fucking love beasthunter saif as well. Gotta go fast
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I don't know if I would say Laurence is unfair, just... sorta cheap I guess

Either way he's a bitch
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MrSmartGuy posted...

Maria might be my favorite boss of all-time. If she's not, it's the Dark Souls 3 boss that is based off her.

Which one?

I'm guessing Friede
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Yeah fuck that guy

Maria is one of my favorite bosses though so you should give her a go
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Wet nurse is a super easy boss no matter what, but I still always enjoy fighting her for some reason

Research hall is nuts
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Yeah I can pretty easily beat Ludwig now, but the last guy still kicks my ass

You'll do fine though I'm sure
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Oh I was talking about the final boss of the dlc

You'll have fun with that dude
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I wouldn't say it's cheating, if it's part of the game and you wanna use it then go for it. Although I only use buffs, and only when I know it won't go to waste. I don't touch any of the other nonsense items.

And I say use fire paper on Ludwig because the increased damage means he staggers more, but as you said you need to be able to hit him consistently... In the head.

Man I can't wait to see you one shot the final boss
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Saw cleaver + fire paper = dead Ludwig

Although holy blade works too (also with fire paper), both have a splendid ability to stagger his bitch ass
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Right, cheap ass npc hunters with infinite bullets

Also you can use your blood rock on your holy blade if you plan on sticking with it, since you've been building your character around that weapon anyway. You get one more blood rock in the dlc then you can either buy one or two more for like 60 insight (ridiculous) or if you decide to take on the chalice dungeons, you'll be able to farm them once you get much deeper into those.
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Bloody Crow of Cainhurst is the hardest boss in the game

Although I found out the pimp cane is real effective against him
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Alright Laurence is easily the worst boss

Like seriously fuck him
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But I'm usually behind the curve
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Nah I don't really fall for fads

I wasn't into Pokemon Go either
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I just died to those guys a couple times as well. The first time was immediately, the second time was when they were one hit away from death.

The latter happens way too often
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So the first boss of the dlc isn't too bad. I beat him easily with my holy blade and saw cleaver characters, took me a few tries with the pimp cane but still not that tough. However I'm having some difficulty with my kirkhammer girl, moves too slow. Using the sword instead of hammer works a lot better at least, since faster weapons are just much more effective against him... but I really want the satisfaction of smashing his face in with a giant mallet.

I should do a weapon ranking
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I wonder how many times this topic will pull out the swarm of chickens joke
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LameJokeAlt posted...

A pig beats you to within an inch of your life. How, you ask? The pig was actually just an otherkin in a fursuit that left a furry con.

An inch of my life implies that I survive the beating?

What a gyp
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At least you're being creative now

I had a double bologna and double ham sandwich, hamburger helper, and pepperoni pizza rolls
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ClyTheCool posted...

"Uncle Steve isn't real D=" "he's a real PIECE OF SHIT"

God damn I loved that line
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Goats are funnier so go goats
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Oh, have you gone back to the Grand Cathedral yet? You could for sure do that next
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I never pay attention to the stats on clothes, I just wear whatever I want because fashion souls is more important

As for the Chikage, it's a bloodtinge weapon so you'll have no use for it right now. I've got a build specifically for that weapon and it's super powerful.
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I've fought Logarius several times over the last few days, with my multiple characters. I love fighting him, but my favorite was using the pimp cane because it was more of a challenge. I died a few times, but then I'll Make a Man Out of You started playing and it gave me the strength to overcome. My final attack was right on the "be a man!" line, so I felt pretty cool.

Also when he's charging his one big explosion (or even his glowy balls of death, if you're close enough) you can easily get in some backstabs, he leaves himself wide open. Then you avoid any damage from those attacks.
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I don't know if he's harder than the final boss of the dlc, I'd have to fight them again to really get an opinion since I don't have as much experience with the last dude

Currently I'm getting all of my characters to the same point, which include my new character with the holy blade, my girl with the kirkhammer, and my gentleman with the pimp cane because I was never good at using that weapon but I'm finally getting the hang of it

And it's a damn blast, I love the cane now
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You could go back to Cainhurst as well, you can definitely finish that area now
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Yeah, for some reason

One Reborn is super easy, and I think it's because he's so big. Which is probably the reason there isn't as many giant bosses in Bloodborne, like there are in Dark Souls. I find that a shame because I actually like fighting One Reborn just for the fact that he's huge.
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Existing for an eternity sounds worse than not existing at all.

So hopefully there is no afterlife or if there is it's not forever
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I would save the dlc until you're at the endgame, there's not much reason to do it beforehand

Although that's just me

Also were you surprised at all by the abandoned workshop or did you already know it was the real version of Hunter's Dream
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There's a good rune you can get early in the upper cathedral ward.

Good job taking out those three hunters, you pretty much figured out the optimal strategy. I still have trouble taking all three on, I tried the other day and killed one, then died, killed another, died again and finally slayed the last one.

Impressed you found the abandoned workshop as well.
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Ah yes, bolting past those enemies to get to the bell bitch is always a hassle. That whole area is quite the spike in difficulty.

As for Cainhurst, you can do it whenever you feel. I don't know what level you're at, but by this point in the game you should be able to tackle that area without too much trouble. The boss will be a challenge, but I believe in you.
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I'm not saying the guy was right, just that I can understand his reasoning. That's what makes a great antagonist.

INCEPTlON posted...

Did you guys return to The grave of Rost?*

Didn't know about that, I'll have to look into it.
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I don't know, I can kinda see where he was coming from.
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Yeah fuck Goku!
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The bloodsuckers are the worst, I just always run past them. Even at a higher level, they're tough to kill. Not really worth it either.
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I didn't have any story expectations either, as I care more about gameplay. But about halfway through the game or so, when the story really started to pick up, I found myself completely engrossed by the narrative. It was so wonderfully told.

The final battle was a little lame, but I can forgive it because everything else leading up to it was phenomenal.
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I fucking love Horizon. It took me a minute to get into, especially since I don't care for open world games in general. Once I got into it, I couldn't stop playing. I fell in love with the world and the gameplay and I often found myself getting lost just hunting robots without any mission going on.

Announced DLC for Horizon was the best thing about E3.
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I always just found it easier to parry them, then you don't even have to use a sedative because you won't take damage from frenzy.

It's not difficult to learn, they only have the one attack
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You can also hear a baby crying periodically at 60.

I wouldn't worry too much about your insight, frenzy will suck no matter what. The best way to deal with the lanterns (the big brain bitches) is to just parry them, since the invincibility frames during your riposte will negate the damage from the frenzy burst.

Parrying them is tricky though, and you'll most certainly die if you miss your shot. But taking the time to learn their parry window (don't shoot when they open their arms, wait a second until they're almost upon you) will save you a lot of headache.
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Yeah that's Patches. He's a worldhopper.
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Shadows are one of my favorite bosses, I always have a great time fighting them

You are definitely not bad at video games

Oh oh, I assume you got a certain item from the clinic, a summons. That leads to the best area of the game that people mentioned earlier
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And by dexterity they mean skill, but yeah level that up along with strength to get the most out of the holy blade
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htaeD posted...

and no I didnt send the obvious cannibal to the cathedral

Yeah but did you attack him
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Soooo all I see is a black screen for four minutes in that video

Is that why you couldn't call it a real fight
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Fire paper makes Vicar Amelia a joke no matter what level you're at, especially with saw cleaver or holy blade. She's actually really fucking tough otherwise. I remember dying to her like 20 times in a row because I was using a different weapon with no fire paper.
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ninkendo posted...

it's just poor man's mtn dew

What this man said
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Hurry and beat the chapel boss already, I'm way ahead of you
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