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TopicThis morning, I got kicked out of a movie theater.
CharlesBronson
07/07/17 11:36:55 PM
#20
TheVipaGTS posted...
So you just walked in? No one checked your ticket first and informed you that theater was closed? You sat in an empty out of order theater for 20 minutes and no one noticed? Why would they not just move the showing to a different room?

SO many questions.....

lol he probably had his head buried in his phone texting the whole time his phone is his world lol!
TopicA video of Joe Biden with children
CharlesBronson
07/07/17 9:07:28 PM
#4
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Topicdunno whats so cool about fireworks tbh
CharlesBronson
07/05/17 12:55:21 AM
#6
because they have nothing else going on so they are celebrating their independence form england
Topicso im bailing 30 minutes before a date
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 10:35:49 PM
#65
Harpie_ posted...
iron jojo posted...
Pressure from him?

Yes. A few times when he's tried to kiss me or slide his hand in places where it shouldn't go I jerk away and mumble sorry. He doesn't get the hint though and keeps trying until he gets mad

damn bro that guy sounds thirsty as fuck
TopicTonight is one of those nights.
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 6:28:39 PM
#2
wear ear plugs
TopicI snuck pictures of my two lazy co-workers and sent them to the manager.
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 6:04:19 PM
#20
sktgamer_13dude posted...
CharlesBronson posted...
WizardPowers posted...
Kitt is a nark?

snitches get stitches bro

lol didn't take long for someone to say the S word. You're probably someone that can't figure out why other people are getting a pay raise/promotion and you're not lol

Someone didn't read the topic.

What do you not understand? The kid texting on the beer can would be getting a pay raise/promotion had topic creator not sent that pic to management.
TopicI never understood people wasting money on fireworks
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 6:01:26 PM
#14
Saxon posted...
I'm a 42 year old that lives alone.

lol that's because nobody wants you lol
TopicI snuck pictures of my two lazy co-workers and sent them to the manager.
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 5:58:44 PM
#17
WizardPowers posted...
Kitt is a nark?

snitches get stitches bro

lol didn't take long for someone to say the S word. You're probably someone that can't figure out why other people are getting a pay raise/promotion and you're not lol
TopicThere are some really pathetic people
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 2:51:01 PM
#4
don't you mean parked behind the car? unless he backed into the stall
TopicCan everyone please just shut the fuck up?
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 2:40:18 PM
#8
your all a bunch of idiots!
TopicCave Story is such a good game. It's almost Dark Souls meets Undertale
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 1:51:56 PM
#12
kiddie game on a kiddie system
TopicAny of you be a doctor here?
CharlesBronson
07/04/17 12:22:44 AM
#3
thronedfire2 posted...
@Coffeebeanz

bro the only thing doctors do is look up the treatment on the internet that's what they do when they leave you in the room alone for 20 minutes
TopicIt's Generation Hopeless!: Gen Y lacks basic life skills
CharlesBronson
07/03/17 11:57:01 PM
#6
lol what a joke if you walked past the person that wrote the article and said hi and smiled she would call the cops on you for sexual harrassment!
Topicwhy do some places pay every other week instead of just every week
CharlesBronson
07/03/17 10:51:07 PM
#9
@Mernardi posted...
Sorry that these guys haven't been helpful. I'm pretty sure it's to have lower processing costs on payroll.

did you not read the topic that's what everyone already said
TopicWeird song in Ghostbusters 1984 movie
CharlesBronson
07/03/17 9:24:02 PM
#1
You know that song that plays after the ghosts are let out of the containment unit and it shows the ghost in the taxi cab etc? Well I found the full song here and the first half of the song sounds completely different then at 2:19 it goes into the part from the movie it's weird

Topicwhy do some places pay every other week instead of just every week
CharlesBronson
07/03/17 7:32:34 PM
#2
to keep payroll processing costs down
TopicI'm at a buffet and there's a hobo begging outside
CharlesBronson
07/02/17 10:52:19 PM
#5
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
I hope your mom is happy she gave into helping his drug habit.

how do you know he had a drug habbit?
TopicDamn it, someone hit and ran me today
CharlesBronson
07/02/17 8:36:45 PM
#3
texting probably
TopicBig Daddy Cool
CharlesBronson
07/02/17 7:11:54 PM
#2
why are you posting this?
TopicCar shopping help. Are Kia Souls good cars?
CharlesBronson
07/02/17 3:27:03 PM
#25
kias are for hipsters who roll up their pant legs
TopicRate my dinner! Tasted great, but not satisfied with presentation.
CharlesBronson
07/02/17 2:08:09 PM
#2
never heard of that sauce before
TopicI got a Youtube Message WARNING Me to Stop Posting ANTI-TRUMP Videos!!!
CharlesBronson
06/28/17 12:14:25 AM
#11
why don't you post a screenshot of the dam message?
TopicI got to try a Uber for the first time today
CharlesBronson
06/27/17 6:28:56 PM
#15
AllstarSniper32 posted...
Erik_P posted...
you could easily get some asshole criminal looking to rob and rape you.

I'm so glad I'm not paranoid like this.


https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/06/01/16-year-old-girl-charged-in-uber-drivers-gruesome-stabbing-deat/22120352/

A 16-year-old girl was captured on Walmart surveillance video "walking nonchalantly throughout the store" holding a knife in one hand and a machete in another.

Authorities say Eliza Wasni used those weapons kill her Uber driver, Grant Nelson, in Lincolnwood.

Nelson was able to maneuver his car into a condo apartment building driveway near Lincoln and Touhy. He got out of the car and was heard banging and screaming at the lobby door saying "Help me! Help me! I'm going to die!" That's when residents called 911. He died shortly after.
TopicWhy are liberal men so weak?
CharlesBronson
06/26/17 11:06:10 PM
#52
Zero_Destroyer posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
I see many triggered manlets in this thread.


hey you want to see the most triggered person on earth


Hahaha so many butthurt bitches in the comment section using the good ol "have fun never having sex again insult". So much fish in the sea, get over yourselves. American women are basically children.
TopicWhy are liberal men so weak?
CharlesBronson
06/26/17 10:00:48 PM
#8
there too busy rolling up there pant legs and sitting on their bidet
TopicIf and when you get a moderation on this site do you usually hit accept?
CharlesBronson
06/26/17 9:51:24 PM
#35
fuck no if you accept it the mod probably gets a huge boner fuck em!
Topicwho the fuck has been cutting grass for the past 35 minutes?
CharlesBronson
06/18/17 8:21:42 PM
#1
you just cut it yesterday why do you need to cut it again?
TopicBlack woman stabs hispanic lady for speaking spanish on a bus
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 10:37:54 PM
#9
why is she being charged with aggrevated assault instead of battery?
TopicThe Olsen twins are 31 today
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 10:29:07 PM
#6
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TopicWoman throws baby in stroller down step to spite father, not arrested.
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 10:04:41 PM
#20
why the fuck are they charging her with attempted assault? she should be charged with BATTERY
TopicThe dbag Facebook guy I know is having a meltdown over LeBron losing
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 8:26:18 PM
#8
ah yes the one who lives vicariously through labron james because they have nothing else going on in there life so they take credit for the work he does as if they themselves were on the basketball court
TopicDoes anyone have a smart watch, that you can use for swimming ?
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 8:04:49 PM
#2
bro just get a timex
TopicTo be honest, the higher paying jobs I've had have been easier than retail
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 7:42:00 PM
#12
everyone wants a job that they feel takes skill and not everyone can do. just look at the commercials for itt tech the jobs are depicted by someone sitting in front of a bunch of monitors in a dark room doing what appears to be a complex task taking a report from a subordinate they want people to ask them what they do because they feel proud of it
TopicEric Trump looks like a dark-haired Draco Malfoy
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 7:23:07 PM
#6
donald trump jr looks like matt mccoy
Topic93, feels like 98 degrees here. How is your weather?
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 5:16:58 PM
#2
what places?
TopicHumidity's rising
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 5:08:52 PM
#16
Metua posted...
So that each and every woman could find the perfect guy

which has to be at least 6'3" and have a 6 figure salary
TopicHoly fuck i went to a foot/shoe specialist and a cute hot white lady attended me
CharlesBronson
06/13/17 3:43:11 PM
#10
sad fuck gonna die alone she was probably married and disgusted by you
TopicMan goes ape**** in Burger King but employees make quick work of him
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 11:31:07 PM
#27
Pitlord_Special posted...
dude is probably a veteran who was crippled in battle and suffers from mental illness, but gets thrown out on the street homeless and resorts to begging for food from brutally unsympathetic Burger King employees who would rather beat him up than toss him some nuggies

Trump's America ladies and gentlemen

they should have broke his chicken leg
TopicWhen driving, and it's this hot out do you usually turn on your a/c or open....
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 8:47:15 PM
#15
ac broke and i'm not paying for somebody else's skills to fix it fuck that
TopicGathering my courage for the past hour or so
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 7:40:19 PM
#24
Returning_CEmen posted...
It's an automatic no if you never send her a message.

it's also an automatic no if you aren't 6'3" with a 6 figure salary
TopicAnyone work 50 hours or more per week with multiple jobs? If so what's it like?
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 7:35:06 PM
#8
BigB0ss13 posted...
CharlesBronson posted...
BigB0ss13 posted...
Makeveli_lives posted...
Uber a 2-3 hours a day after your regular job and however much you want on one of your days off.




Do you drive for Uber? I would do it but I never did my own taxes in my lifetime and reading about what we gotta do especially taking out taxes from our wages ourselves since Uber don't do it automatically seems intimidating for me. After signing up to drive for Uber/Lyft, what are the exact things we need to do regarding the taxes?

they send you a 1099-k which you need to report on schedule c as self employment income



So just drive for uber/lyft and don't worry about taxes until tax season, record all my expenses on the job, know how much I made which I assume uber/lyft will tell me in some form, fill out that 1099-k thing and I'll be good? What would we use to record all the expenses like gas, repairs, water for customers, etc.? Since someone does my taxes I'd probably ask them too

yeah man just save your receipts and keep track of how many miles you've driven. The 1099-k shows how much you made that year so just give it and the receipts to the person doing your taxes.
TopicAnyone work 50 hours or more per week with multiple jobs? If so what's it like?
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 7:17:47 PM
#6
BigB0ss13 posted...
Makeveli_lives posted...
Uber a 2-3 hours a day after your regular job and however much you want on one of your days off.




Do you drive for Uber? I would do it but I never did my own taxes in my lifetime and reading about what we gotta do especially taking out taxes from our wages ourselves since Uber don't do it automatically seems intimidating for me. After signing up to drive for Uber/Lyft, what are the exact things we need to do regarding the taxes?

they send you a 1099-k which you need to report on schedule c as self employment income
TopicI kinda want a Bunny for a pet.
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 6:18:06 PM
#8
MC_BatCommander posted...
Ultima Dragon posted...
Actually, anything that isn't a dog or a cat pretty much isn't worth it. It's a lot of responsibility and clean-up for very little payoff.


Reptiles can be fantastic low maintenance pets. We have a box turtle and the only regular maintenance is refilling her soaking pool every other day, and they make great conversation pieces while being fun pets to watch. Some lizards can be straight up affectionate like dogs, eg. bearded dragons.

its heart breaking, but a friend of ours found a box turtle in our lawnmower. its ok but he refuses to drink or eat. should i release him to where i saw more turtles like him. will he make it?
TopicHow the fuck do I get a girlfriend?
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 2:58:25 PM
#12
be at least 6'3"
6 pack abs
good jawline
6 figure salary
TopicEthereum blockchain facing potential collapse due to bloat
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 11:57:46 AM
#8
__Cam__ posted...
What the fuck do any of those words mean?

nobody knows, that's why it's just gambling
TopicShould I get a mustang with a drop top or nah?
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 11:48:55 AM
#3
only if you want to work until ur 70
TopicPamela Anderson before she looked like that gross thing in Baywatch:
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 11:43:15 AM
#26
she's an old bag now so why does it matter
TopicEthereum blockchain facing potential collapse due to bloat
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 11:40:40 AM
#5
good that's what ppl get 4 gambling instead of investing in a retirement account like a responsible adult
TopicDid either of these gifs make you laugh?
CharlesBronson
06/12/17 11:28:24 AM
#6
none of them, if i wanted to watch a gif i would be on a gif site
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