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| Topic | ITT: I tell poster #4 to shut the fuck up, fuck off, and get a job. |
| Electrokinesis 05/29/17 4:16:25 PM #16 | Calez-vous, baisez-vous et obtenez un travail. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Nintendo to boost production of Switches due to fears of ''customer tantrums''. |
| Electrokinesis 05/28/17 8:53:56 PM #2 | "Customer tantrum"? --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Do you average 10+ posts per day since 2013? |
| Electrokinesis 05/28/17 8:52:05 PM #16 | Almost 14/day. Most of them, I assume, from 2013 and 2014. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Five months |
| Electrokinesis 05/28/17 6:47:01 PM #4 | I'm going to Vegas in five months. I can't wait. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | This topic is about Marilyn Manson, Nazis, and Edgelords |
| Electrokinesis 05/28/17 6:46:13 PM #5 | Only edgelords and Nazis are fans of Marilyn Manson. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Andrew Scheer elected new leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. |
| Electrokinesis 05/28/17 6:44:43 PM #1 | http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-leadership-race-winner-1.4134575 Saskatchewan MP Andrew Scheer has been elected the new leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, picking up enough down-ballot support to overcome strong early numbers by rival Maxime Bernier during a convention in Toronto. Scheer, the youngest MP to serve as House Speaker, promised to unite the party by bringing together the social and fiscal conservative wings to take on the Liberals in the 2019 election. He's now 38. The father of five edged out Bernier by less than one percentage point Saturday. Bernier was considered a strong front-runner throughout the year-long race. In his victory speech, Scheer promised to keep the party true to its roots, working for average Canadian families and not "Ottawa insiders." He said Canada can't afford four more years of Justin Trudeau and that the fight to return to power in 2019 starts now. "There is renewed hope for Canada, starting today," he said. "The pain and hardship the Trudeau Liberals are causing Canadians is just temporary." https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/05/27/maxime-bernier-leads-tory-leadership-race-after-first-ballot-andrew-scheer-second.html The Conservatives will follow Andrew Scheer into the 2019 election, after the young Saskatchewan MP won an upset victory at the party’s leadership convention in Toronto Saturday night. Scheer, who turned 38 on May 20, edged out front-runner Maxime Bernier by less than two percentage points on the 13th and final ballot Saturday night, finishing with just under 50.95 per cent of the vote. The room at the Toronto Congress Centre erupted in a shocked cheer as party officials read out the final count, with confetti and blue and white balloons falling onto the crowd. “What a campaign this has been,” Scheer said as he acknowledged and thanked Bernier and his other leadership rivals for their efforts and hard work. “We have all grown because of your hard work . . . you have each brought your passion and what you believe in to the centre stage, and I plan to ensure the very best of those ideas are brought forward . . . to help us win in 2019.” --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | C/D: You hate yourself, and want to die |
| Electrokinesis 05/28/17 3:45:10 AM #15 | StarReaper13 posted... I hate myself, but I don't want to die. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | About 6 more hours until my ex is here at my apartment |
| Electrokinesis 05/27/17 10:18:53 AM #4 | Got your will drawn up? --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | How do u solve x=2 |
| Electrokinesis 05/27/17 10:17:56 AM #26 | X = 2 X/X = 2/X X/X + X = 2/X + X (X/X + X)*X = (2/X + X)* X caps --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Metroid? More like Hemorrhoid |
| Electrokinesis 05/26/17 10:38:56 PM #4 | DoctorPiranha3? More like DoctorPinheada3 mirite --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Annie are you okay? |
| Electrokinesis 05/24/17 10:05:59 PM #8 | ANNIE ARE YOKAY YOKAY YOKAY ANNIE --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Do you like Guy_Fieri? |
| Electrokinesis 05/24/17 10:03:50 PM #27 | Man, a lot of people have been voted on through these topics. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | tfw when you realize 1987 was 40 years ago and not 30 |
| Electrokinesis 05/24/17 6:01:14 PM #9 | 1990 was 35 years ago. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Roses are red, violets are blue... |
| Electrokinesis 05/23/17 10:42:08 PM #7 | Roses are red Prices are steep This rhyme's going nowhere But it's going deep --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Here's the truth about my username. |
| Electrokinesis 05/23/17 7:19:17 PM #2 | It annoys me that Feraligatr hasn't had an 'o' put between the 't' and 'r'. I don't know why I said 'e'. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | So I am drawing up a will and having ex as the beneficary |
| Electrokinesis 05/22/17 10:20:12 AM #33 | I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan. I'll just say go and properly authorise her as the executrix of your estate and leave it at that. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Why hasn't Trump been impeached yet? |
| Electrokinesis 05/22/17 10:14:56 AM #8 | Asherlee10 posted... Serious question: Why is this topic remade every day? The topic creator really, really doesn't want us to forget he hates his president. Presumably we'd all forget and assume he likes Trump if he stopped. S'my guess, anyway. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | I might be the most popular and famous user in CE history. |
| Electrokinesis 05/22/17 2:03:38 AM #23 | I mean, you're warned. I'm doubtful. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Can we get a fucking game of Cards against Humanity started? |
| Electrokinesis 05/22/17 12:59:52 AM #58 | Let me know if a game is on --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Sov gott och drom sott CE. |
| Electrokinesis 05/22/17 12:51:10 AM #18 | Am I dead? --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Dealing with social anxiety? |
| Electrokinesis 05/22/17 12:07:21 AM #12 | I just drink until I stop thinking about it. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Attn: jeffhardyboyz |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:50:57 PM #3 | I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Attn: jeffhardyboyz |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:49:27 PM #1 | How've you been man --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Can we get a fucking game of Cards against Humanity started? |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:47:56 PM #46 | It isn't loading what's going on --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Court defuses brand-new CLOCK BOY outrage. |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:44:26 PM #10 | Holy fuck would you shut up about this kid already. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Do you a have your armpits? |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:43:43 PM #58 | Yes. Both of them. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | If Trump is impeached or resigns, the Democrats will cheer and pat themselves |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:42:44 PM #8 | prince_leo posted... I don't think Trump stopping being president will matter for them. This to be honest. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | I am drunk. |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:41:05 PM #4 | TheDarkCircle posted... same wanna fight about it? Meet me by the flagpole at 3. BallerXRosetta- posted... >being a degenerate Are you? --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | is charlize theron the hottest african american? |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:40:23 PM #19 | The Admiral posted... Definitely. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | I am drunk. |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 11:35:38 PM #1 | People usually ask stuff when that happens. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Apparently Adam Sandler got rave reviews at Cannes for his new movie. |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 3:43:53 PM #4 | It looked interesting until I saw Schneider and Kevin James in the cast list. No, thank you. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Should I run for Canadian prime minister in 2019 |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 3:31:39 PM #11 | G_G posted... would yall vote for me doe I mean, I don't like any of the party leaders at the moment, so it's not impossible. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Should I run for Canadian prime minister in 2019 |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 3:28:03 PM #9 | Doom_Art posted... i really do fucking hate the Green Party It's probably May, mate. Hating the Green Party itself is a pretty pointless use of hatred. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Notre Dame students walk out on Mike Pence speech |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 3:24:55 PM #26 | This sounds like a nonissue. I mean, if they threw chairs or something. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Should I run for Canadian prime minister in 2019 |
| Electrokinesis 05/21/17 3:21:52 PM #5 | Run for the Green Party. Who knows, they might even double their house seats out of it. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | You need to pee REALLY bad... but your roommate is making out with his boyfriend |
| Electrokinesis 05/20/17 7:39:36 PM #32 | DiesMortis posted... Why can't your roommate use his own fucking room? This. If the roommate is the same in every topic, he's extremely inconsiderate. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | What can you put in your coffee to make it taste awesome? |
| Electrokinesis 05/20/17 10:03:18 AM #17 | Ryven posted... I want to drink it black but i'm not there yet. I used to be 2 cream 2 sugar, then went down to 1 cream 1 sugar, then I went down to 1 cream months ago. I surprised myself with it, to be honest. I started last year with two milks and two sugars, dropped down to two milks before long, and then dropped to one milk. Tried it black at some point in the fall and actually enjoyed it more. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Do you support anyone on Patreon? |
| Electrokinesis 05/20/17 9:53:22 AM #15 | Yeah, TFS. I think it's $10.00/month. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | This 43 y/o Florida Mom won $100,000 from STARBUCKS after COFFEE fell on her!! |
| Electrokinesis 05/20/17 12:32:36 AM #2 | Are Starbucks lids meant to be latched on to cups or something? --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Is it possible for a male and female roommate to live together without |
| Electrokinesis 05/20/17 12:27:52 AM #10 | Two of my friends did so for years. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | What can you put in your coffee to make it taste awesome? |
| Electrokinesis 05/20/17 12:27:02 AM #4 | Keith_Valentine posted... Take it black --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | How do people get away with putting live streams of TV shows YouTube? |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 11:50:07 PM #2 | Some of them seem to get away with using simple disclaimers that they don't own the material. It's odd. If that comes across as sarcastic, it's not. I actually do find it odd. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | So I let me get this straight about Trump right now |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 10:23:56 PM #2 | That is what's been discussed repeatedly in recent weeks, yes. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | The one undeniable sacrifice moderators have to make: |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 10:23:30 PM #11 | I didn't mind handling it during my stint. For the most part, spoilers don't bother me. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Machamp is 5'3. Charizard is 5'7. |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 10:15:31 PM #8 | Machamp only being 5' 3" blows my mind. I suppose it's taller than a typical ten year old, though. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Out of my most favorite Pokemon, which one is your favorite? |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 9:24:38 PM #10 | Out of those, Roserade. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | Going to the cinemas to see a movie just because it stars an actor you like |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 9:10:55 PM #5 | The only time I watch a film at the cinema is if it stars an actor/actress I like. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | You can have one power, but you must choose: Teleport or Time Travel? |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 9:09:04 PM #74 | Teleport. I know I couldn't handle the consequences of time travel - that is, getting it in my mind that anything that's happened that I don't like would have to be corrected to what I think it should be. Teleporting is instantaneous movement, and that's really fucking useful if you're subtle with it. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | You're trapped in an elevator with Trump, Putin, Erdogan, and Kim Jong-un. |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 7:06:37 PM #5 | Stand around awkwardly, I assume. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
| Topic | $100 BILLION but you and your family are now registered sex offenders |
| Electrokinesis 05/18/17 6:49:14 PM #14 | SomeGuyUO posted... You CANNOT leave the US. I'm not there to begin with. I've been in your country less than half a dozen times in my life. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi |
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