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John will form a battle plan with IG-59 and Remulel, cooperating with them to take down the assistant.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John will retreat and take cover, while thinking about ways to take out the assistant's floodlights.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

100 live bullets weren't detected by airport security. Wow.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John will make his way over to Remulel and assist him in exploring beyond the door.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John will find and take cover against any adverse affects Fool smashing the pipe might have.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Geralt (Witcher)
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John, not wanting to to go into the secret lab alone, decides to assist IG-59 and Sylvester in exploring passage L.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John will assist Stunt in opening the green sliding doors, dusty broom ready if any conflict arrives.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John will loot the treasure hoard in hopes of finding something to aid.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Eddv posted...

All i gave you was the pun Sea-clops

Pretty sure he was talking about mine, I can cut it down a lot if you want.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John, remembering the SPAM's devastating firepower and their help with the fight against the darkness , will assist IG-59 in exploring door 1.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John, one of the last members of the resistance formed to fight against the darkness wandered the beach. Crestfallen. He knew his world was doomed. He seeked solice in the last good memory he had, the place where his brothers grave laid. A single solitary cross.

Whatever belief of Gods he had once believed in was long gone, afterall, what kind of God would allow such tragedys to happen.

John knelt down next to the cross, tears streaming down his cheek. "Well, Sam, this is it. The final moments of the resistance. We tried. We lost. I don't plan on being taken over though." John looked at the sea. No, he planned on returning home. He had once roamed theseseas as one of the famous pirate lords, but that all ended when the darkness showed up.

John slugged his way toward the sea, prepared to end his life. John noticed a glowing light in the distance.

Strange, what is that?

John made his way over to the portal, noticing Vendrix's body laid out on the beach. Badly beaten and bloody. John examined his body.

"Wait a minute, these wounds are..."

John looked at the portal, seeing what looked like, a whole different world on the other side. "His body must have came from there which means... this darkness must have escaped to that world as well." No, I will not allow another world to fall to the darkness.

John further examined the body and noticed a ring. It just have been enchanted because it was pulsating a bright yellow." I'm sorry, but you won't need this anymore." John closed Vendrix's eyes, which were wide with shock.

"I will avenge you and stop this wretched darkness, for your sake, for both mine and your worlds sake, and for Sam's sake!"

John will enter the Portal with a new found determination
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

woodman posted...

FunnyBusiness posted...

In a way though, it saves the group sometimes embarrassment for being saved by a dog with a spell book heh

I think Aron is one of, if not the, longest living characters and probably has more kills under his belt than anybody else.

Oh yeah, definitely.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

MariaTaylor posted...

I'll give a chance for another group of new characters to be added after Clarine is defeated, by the way. I just don't like allowing adds during boss fights because it allows you guys to infinitely swarm them and automatically win any encounter.

FunnyBusiness posted...

For a moment there I thought Aron had beat Kaguya.

But no. It's never that easy.

he got 1 hit in. bosses usually have 2 or 3 HP.

4 is pretty rare but not unheard of.

Didn't know about the hp. Huh.

In a way though, it saves the group sometimes embarrassment for being saved by a dog with a spell book heh
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

For a moment there I thought Aron had beat Kaguya.

But no. It's never that easy.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Looks amazing but seems pretty small for dinner.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Haha, Wow. Just wow. The one time I roll a 3 it gets countered.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Well, shit. The moon elf from Catharsis was just a runt and he was insane.

We're up shit creek without a paddle.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Tag
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Carl looks like Jonny Bravo
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A bulky red headed man with a ball and chain wrapped cuffed to his foot will come tumbling away from the newly created passage into Sea-Quartz. "What the sandwich fuck is this?" The man glances around the place. "Damnit, transported from one prison to another. I had just escaped from that last bloody prison too."

Smith will look at the other adventures and scoff. "Well, what the hell are you clowns supposed to be? Guards? Well I hate to break it to you but I ain't getting put back in chains."

Smith breaks the cuff off his leg and will ready the ball and chain when he suddenly sense an immense killing intent coming from the portal.

"It looks like we have bigger problems to deal with. Damnit, this day just keeps getting better and better."

Smith will assist the others against the servant.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Tag
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Yeah, Lionel dying completely surprised me. Damn those bugs!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Man, that was a brutal death, at east Luna is going ham on those things.

Torun will materialize himself as a force ghost and give clichéd advice to members of the group.

Not really
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Oh damn
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I use UC browser, works pretty great, especially with the preload feature.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun flips through the pages of the journal and notices some incantations.

"Hmm. Seems like this belonged to some old mage. Well, judging from the condition of the journal I doubt he needs this anymore."

Torun will leave the library with the journal and walk through the passage to his far left. Eventually Torun notices some of the other people he traveled with preparing their gear for, what looks like, a fight.

"Looks like this place is fixin to become a lot more lively. Oh well, might as well help them out, I haven't had a chance to stretch my arms yet anyway."

Torun will assist the others with the melee
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun will investigate the Books in the Library.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun will glance at the door the giant compass is pointing at.

Whatever is behind that couldn't possibly be anything good. Then again it could be showing the way forward, though given the recent events I doubt it.

Torun, noticing that door 9 has no one around it, will instead assist the others exploring door 7.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun rushes ahead and catches up with the rest of the group while holding his neck.

"Man, I don't know what the blazes just happened. That must have been some very good drink, too bad I forgot the name of it already."
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

MariaTaylor posted...

oh I missed your post somehow. I'll correct it.

sorry about that, FB.

Had me worried there for a bit, no problem.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

FunnyBusiness posted...

Torun will spin the Roulette Wheel and proceed to the second floor.

Torun was slain?! I posted an action?
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun will spin the Roulette Wheel and proceed to the second floor.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun wonders how Short plans to Return home, and will ask him about it.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Vote to give Demon soul to Short.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun will scan the room he is in and will notice multiple different entrances.

"Well, there's only one way I see of solving this."

Torun will down the last bits of is drink and spin the bottle on the ground. It lands on the entrance with a giant dog nudging the door, some crazy guy in a costume, and a suspicious looking woman with dual knives crowded around it.

"I've never trusted a woman with a knife, let alone two. But, oh well, the bottle has chosen."

Torun will go explore Door R.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Torun, passing by the wagon while casually singing some unheard of song, will notice a wagon next to a some opening.

Torun will sigh while scratching his head.

"Why not, what could be worse than a spooky hole with Gods knows what's inside."

Torun a badass spear wielder, will take a swig of strong alcohol and wander through the dungeon.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Sanders looks around at the surrounding Kobolds, thinking of ways to end this conflict. Then, suddenly, he thinks of something.

"S, wait! Don't attack them, these guys are our lovely customers!"

Sanders will drop his cane and hold his hands up.

"My lovely friends, you all are extremely lucky, you all have just won a lifetime supply of chicken."

Sanders will toss the Kobolds a sample of chicken.

"Don't be afraid, take bite or two out of it, I've been told it's finger lickin good."

"All you have to do is help us with our current task, and I promise you, on the honor of a colonel and our lovely chicken, you, your family, your children, will never know the strifles of hunger again."

Sanders will try to win over the Kobolds.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Sanders, cautious of the painting, will throw one of his chickens at the painting to see if anything happens. If nothing happens he will pick back up his chicken, take the painting, and carry on.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I'll play along with it.

Sanders will go through Door 3 and offer players he comes across some chicken (he as a couple of live chickens strapped to the inside of his suit) while boasting they're finger lickin good.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Taps of a cane can be heard echoing throughout the labyrinth, slowly but steadily approaching the area where the beast known as the "Five fingers of death" lay motionless.

Eventually a figure emerges from a crack in the wall, caused by old age or from the apparent battle he couldn't tell, and the sound of a tapping cane stops. The figure appears to be an old man, white haired, dressed in a pinstripe suit, and with a cane ordorned with various scratches resembling tallys. So much scratches covered the cane that it seemed to cover the entire length of the cane, seemingly turning the black cane white.

After dusting off his suit, the old man glances around the labyrinth, looking at the other adventurers, his eyes eventually stopping on the beasts corpse.

"Ah, so the Five fingers has been slain. Oh well, it was just a secondary objective. Though slaying this beast required some degree of skill, I wonder which one of these lads did it."

The old man will examine the beast corpse to determine how it was killed and to gather any other information about it.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"