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TopicScenario: Your son asks for Barbies for his birthday. What do you do?
Sphyx
07/02/17 5:07:22 AM
#32
Get the kid his damn Barbies.

Unpucker your anuses and man up, people.

At the very least, buy him the Barbies and make one of them into a chainsaw-wielding Sonya Blade jedi ninja terminator lumberjack or some shit, so you can earn sympathy points when everyone sees that you're trying despite your ass-backwards masculinity issues.
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TopicTalent scout 'discovers' Annie Lennox, offers her a chance in the music industry
Sphyx
06/30/17 9:28:30 AM
#4
Whoa...
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TopicYou people are cis scum!
Sphyx
06/26/17 4:15:32 AM
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battledroidsinsuggestiveposes.jpg
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TopicHow is islamophobia a bad thing exactly?
Sphyx
06/26/17 4:12:32 AM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
Lol, fair enough - fixed it now

Much appreciated.
Good work, that man.

unpleasant_milk posted...
People confuse being Islamophobic with hate of muslims.

*points and laughs*
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TopicWhy does CE not like electronic music?
Sphyx
06/26/17 4:03:33 AM
#11
Doof doof
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TopicHow is islamophobia a bad thing exactly?
Sphyx
06/26/17 3:58:20 AM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
People confuse being Islamophobia with hate of muslims

*points and laughs*
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TopicAre you friends with any muslims?
Sphyx
06/25/17 3:07:27 AM
#28
Itachi157 posted...
No, I don't even know any.

Not intentional or anything, there are just not many in my area at all.

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TopicWhose side were you on: Ross or Rachel (F.R.I.E.N.D.S spoilers)
Sphyx
06/25/17 3:05:14 AM
#12
I'm with Hugh Laurie on this one.
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TopicMother and aunt heroically jump into water to rescue drowning baby.
Sphyx
06/24/17 11:46:19 AM
#9
I might have paid to see them unheroically do it.
But you fucked up, TC. And now you get nothing.
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TopicPost bad things Trump has done in his presidency so far.
Sphyx
06/24/17 11:43:39 AM
#48
Most blatant attempt at a 500 topic ever.
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TopicIf you had to compare your appearance to a celebrity
Sphyx
06/24/17 11:40:56 AM
#35
Butterfiles posted...
ena7PUa

So photoshopped.

Her leg is a little wonky.
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TopicIf you had to compare your appearance to a celebrity
Sphyx
06/24/17 11:39:37 AM
#33
I've been referred to as an out-of-shape Mark Dacascos.
Personally, i don't see it. There's no such thing.
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TopicPresident Trump: Mexico ranked 2nd most dangerous
Sphyx
06/23/17 8:47:20 PM
#64
Zero_Destroyer posted...
Basically: Trump is a moron.

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TopicStevie Wonder: Can't say 'Black Lives Matter' when bkacks are killing blacks.
Sphyx
06/23/17 8:42:46 PM
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chill02 posted...
bkacks sounds like the sound a chicken would make

That's all i'm hearing in my head now.
Thanks a lot, chill.
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TopicWhite St. Louis cop shot black off-duty officer
Sphyx
06/23/17 8:36:19 PM
#87
The term "urine-soaked coward" comes to mind.
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TopicHow long does it usually take you to glance at a hot lady's tits?
Sphyx
06/23/17 1:36:35 PM
#2
How long is a really short piece of string?
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TopicPost memories of playing inappropriate games during computer lab in school
Sphyx
06/23/17 1:23:21 PM
#25
It wasn't during a class, and i don't think the game itself was particularly inappropriate, but a friend spent a good 3-5 minutes pretending to fuck a sheep in a multiplayer game of Hexen 2.

Even worse, the rest of us just stood around in-game watching him, mainly to see how long it would take before (a) he got tired of doing it or (b) the supervising teacher noticed.
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TopicWhat in the blue hell is this?
Sphyx
06/23/17 1:06:48 PM
#5
Iunno, some kind of moth.
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TopicGuy gets arrested for asking drunk girl if shes a mom?
Sphyx
06/23/17 12:57:29 PM
#5
pinky0926 posted...
Literally everyone in this video is an asshole

*watches*
Geez, you're not kidding.
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Topic"No, I can't stand digital games, I won't buy a game without a disc"
Sphyx
06/22/17 6:13:38 AM
#34
In my experience, the perceived benefits of having a physical copy haven't worked out the way i thought they would.

I have many discs of games i never play, and often could have bought new digital copies for peanuts had i wanted to.play them again.
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Topicanti-homeless ordinance set to move forward in the mean city of Little Rock, Ark
Sphyx
06/21/17 12:10:36 PM
#30
Clad posted...
you're probably trying to be a facetious bitterbeard

Hurt feelings detected.
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TopicIs there a more obnoxious response than the '...b-but...but..' fake counterpoint
Sphyx
06/21/17 12:04:26 PM
#19
One specific snarky phrase, in a place rife with snarkiness.
Of all the things for CE to get pissy about.
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TopicUK Cops say even visiting the dark web is a sign of terrorism.
Sphyx
06/21/17 11:58:47 AM
#17
I'm not seeing the issue. It's somewhat naive and far less helpful than it means to be, and that's about it.

If you think this is some sort of veiled totalitarian threat, you need to find a hobby.
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Topicwhy does the left think cultural diversity is a good thing?
Sphyx
06/19/17 5:54:14 AM
#2
armandro posted...
not the color of our skin or sex

Depends what colour your sex is.
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TopicWorst experiences you've had in video game stores
Sphyx
06/17/17 4:12:49 AM
#7
They didn't have what i wanted.

The fuckers will rue the day.
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Topicare mammals the master class within the animal kingdom?
Sphyx
06/17/17 4:09:48 AM
#19
Metua posted...
Insects

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TopicWhat ideology is most responsible for terrorism in the USA?
Sphyx
06/17/17 4:08:37 AM
#5
idiology
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TopicMan, you can certainly notice Bill Burr's frustration at Colbert's crowd tonight
Sphyx
06/17/17 12:38:44 AM
#4
Vicious_Dios posted...
between segways

?!
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TopicMichelle Carter GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter for suicide test case.
Sphyx
06/17/17 12:11:14 AM
#100
Personally, i dont think she should have been charged at all.

But what she did should have been spread far and fucking wide, and she should have been made a lifelong pariah for it.
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TopicSo apparently Alien: Covenant is terrible.
Sphyx
06/17/17 12:05:46 AM
#10
^ Dammit, wrong topic!
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Topicsuperman isn't a boring character
Sphyx
06/16/17 11:43:18 PM
#9
He's not a boring character.



He's THE boring character.
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TopicTrump throwing various binders representing environmental policy on the ground
Sphyx
06/16/17 3:41:20 AM
#58
joe_stalin518 posted...
You must have voted for Hillary, cause I can actually taste how salty your post is Through my phone

No, you just need to wash your hands after you deed.
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TopicAhaha, Conor McGregor VS Floyd Mayweaher is actually happening
Sphyx
06/15/17 6:23:22 AM
#9
pinky0926 posted...
Favourite comment about this:

Conor vs Mayweather will once and for all settle that classic debate: Who is the best at boxing? A professional boxer or someone else

lmao
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Topic13 Reasons Why gets its first copycat suicide.
Sphyx
06/15/17 5:31:36 AM
#31
Maze_ posted...
Blaming the show is idiotic

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TopicWhy do people all of a sudden think free speech is some all encompassing concept
Sphyx
06/15/17 3:23:37 AM
#4
For those of you watching at home, the correct answer is "Because idiots".
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TopicCE's reaction to Beyond Good & Evil 2.
Sphyx
06/13/17 3:43:54 AM
#16
Hoenstly, it managed to pull off what years of waiting for any sign of a sequel was never able to do.



It made me start to lose interest.
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TopicEvery youtube comment on cooking videos
Sphyx
06/12/17 10:05:46 AM
#2
They're just adding salt to taste.
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TopicIs Kevin James the most unfunny, sorry excuse for a comedian there is?
Sphyx
06/12/17 9:38:30 AM
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Of all the fat-guy-who-yells-a-lot comedians out there, he's somewhere in my top 100.
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TopicPost books you had to read for school you liked, and ones you didn't like.
Sphyx
06/12/17 5:01:40 AM
#10
IIRC, they were almost universally boring as fuck. I mean, ream-yourself-in-the-ass-with-a-cactus-just-to-get-out-of-attending-class-the-next-day boring.

At least when Shakespeare started to become part of the curriculum, some of them had interesting themes or concepts.
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TopicWhat is your favorite book of all time?
Sphyx
06/12/17 4:54:05 AM
#31
The War of the Worlds
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass
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TopicC/D You will be buying Battleborn 2
Sphyx
06/12/17 4:13:15 AM
#7
I actually enjoyed the first one. I'd like to see a second game, but i doubt it will happen.

Still, i'm very distrustful of modern games, so nothing is an automatic buy anymore.
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TopicLooks like Tom Cruise is on the wrong side of the river.
Sphyx
06/11/17 4:15:23 AM
#6
Take that, Bembridge Scientologists!
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TopicRemember getting in trouble for reading ahead in school?
Sphyx
06/10/17 3:54:04 AM
#29
Seriously? This is a thing over there?

Damn, that sucks.
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TopicI just bought Jupiter for $300
Sphyx
06/09/17 4:19:35 AM
#4
Sorry, it's already mine. And i insist on rent being paid in advance.
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TopicThis 18 y/o MARINE was BANNED from Graduation cause he wore his UNIFORM!
Sphyx
06/09/17 4:18:16 AM
#33
Well, he does look like he has all the imagination of a c-shaped shit.
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TopicWhat do you think is the most brutal torture method?
Sphyx
06/09/17 3:26:32 AM
#26
Denial of alcohol.
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TopicIf there was one title I wish was remastered, it's Demon's Souls.
Sphyx
06/07/17 4:34:27 AM
#6
In a pinch, there's always Salt and Sanctuary. It's not the same, but...
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