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Topic | Scenario: Your son asks for Barbies for his birthday. What do you do? |
Sphyx 07/02/17 5:07:22 AM #32 | Get the kid his damn Barbies. Unpucker your anuses and man up, people. At the very least, buy him the Barbies and make one of them into a chainsaw-wielding Sonya Blade jedi ninja terminator lumberjack or some shit, so you can earn sympathy points when everyone sees that you're trying despite your ass-backwards masculinity issues. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Talent scout 'discovers' Annie Lennox, offers her a chance in the music industry |
Sphyx 06/30/17 9:28:30 AM #4 | Whoa... --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | You people are cis scum! |
Sphyx 06/26/17 4:15:32 AM #11 | battledroidsinsuggestiveposes.jpg --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | How is islamophobia a bad thing exactly? |
Sphyx 06/26/17 4:12:32 AM #7 | unpleasant_milk posted... Lol, fair enough - fixed it now Much appreciated. Good work, that man. unpleasant_milk posted... People confuse being Islamophobic with hate of muslims. *points and laughs* --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Why does CE not like electronic music? |
Sphyx 06/26/17 4:03:33 AM #11 | Doof doof --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | How is islamophobia a bad thing exactly? |
Sphyx 06/26/17 3:58:20 AM #4 | unpleasant_milk posted... People confuse being Islamophobia with hate of muslims *points and laughs* --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Are you friends with any muslims? |
Sphyx 06/25/17 3:07:27 AM #28 | Itachi157 posted... No, I don't even know any. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Whose side were you on: Ross or Rachel (F.R.I.E.N.D.S spoilers) |
Sphyx 06/25/17 3:05:14 AM #12 | I'm with Hugh Laurie on this one. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Mother and aunt heroically jump into water to rescue drowning baby. |
Sphyx 06/24/17 11:46:19 AM #9 | I might have paid to see them unheroically do it. But you fucked up, TC. And now you get nothing. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Post bad things Trump has done in his presidency so far. |
Sphyx 06/24/17 11:43:39 AM #48 | Most blatant attempt at a 500 topic ever. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | If you had to compare your appearance to a celebrity |
Sphyx 06/24/17 11:40:56 AM #35 | |
Topic | If you had to compare your appearance to a celebrity |
Sphyx 06/24/17 11:39:37 AM #33 | I've been referred to as an out-of-shape Mark Dacascos. Personally, i don't see it. There's no such thing. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | President Trump: Mexico ranked 2nd most dangerous |
Sphyx 06/23/17 8:47:20 PM #64 | Zero_Destroyer posted... Basically: Trump is a moron. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Stevie Wonder: Can't say 'Black Lives Matter' when bkacks are killing blacks. |
Sphyx 06/23/17 8:42:46 PM #89 | chill02 posted... bkacks sounds like the sound a chicken would make That's all i'm hearing in my head now. Thanks a lot, chill. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | White St. Louis cop shot black off-duty officer |
Sphyx 06/23/17 8:36:19 PM #87 | The term "urine-soaked coward" comes to mind. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | How long does it usually take you to glance at a hot lady's tits? |
Sphyx 06/23/17 1:36:35 PM #2 | How long is a really short piece of string? --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Post memories of playing inappropriate games during computer lab in school |
Sphyx 06/23/17 1:23:21 PM #25 | It wasn't during a class, and i don't think the game itself was particularly inappropriate, but a friend spent a good 3-5 minutes pretending to fuck a sheep in a multiplayer game of Hexen 2. Even worse, the rest of us just stood around in-game watching him, mainly to see how long it would take before (a) he got tired of doing it or (b) the supervising teacher noticed. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | What in the blue hell is this? |
Sphyx 06/23/17 1:06:48 PM #5 | Iunno, some kind of moth. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Guy gets arrested for asking drunk girl if shes a mom? |
Sphyx 06/23/17 12:57:29 PM #5 | pinky0926 posted... Literally everyone in this video is an asshole *watches* Geez, you're not kidding. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | "No, I can't stand digital games, I won't buy a game without a disc" |
Sphyx 06/22/17 6:13:38 AM #34 | In my experience, the perceived benefits of having a physical copy haven't worked out the way i thought they would. I have many discs of games i never play, and often could have bought new digital copies for peanuts had i wanted to.play them again. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | anti-homeless ordinance set to move forward in the mean city of Little Rock, Ark |
Sphyx 06/21/17 12:10:36 PM #30 | Clad posted... you're probably trying to be a facetious bitterbeard Hurt feelings detected. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Is there a more obnoxious response than the '...b-but...but..' fake counterpoint |
Sphyx 06/21/17 12:04:26 PM #19 | One specific snarky phrase, in a place rife with snarkiness. Of all the things for CE to get pissy about. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | UK Cops say even visiting the dark web is a sign of terrorism. |
Sphyx 06/21/17 11:58:47 AM #17 | I'm not seeing the issue. It's somewhat naive and far less helpful than it means to be, and that's about it. If you think this is some sort of veiled totalitarian threat, you need to find a hobby. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | why does the left think cultural diversity is a good thing? |
Sphyx 06/19/17 5:54:14 AM #2 | armandro posted... not the color of our skin or sex Depends what colour your sex is. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Worst experiences you've had in video game stores |
Sphyx 06/17/17 4:12:49 AM #7 | They didn't have what i wanted. The fuckers will rue the day. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | are mammals the master class within the animal kingdom? |
Sphyx 06/17/17 4:09:48 AM #19 | Metua posted... Insects --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | What ideology is most responsible for terrorism in the USA? |
Sphyx 06/17/17 4:08:37 AM #5 | idiology --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Man, you can certainly notice Bill Burr's frustration at Colbert's crowd tonight |
Sphyx 06/17/17 12:38:44 AM #4 | Vicious_Dios posted... between segways ?! --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Michelle Carter GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter for suicide test case. |
Sphyx 06/17/17 12:11:14 AM #100 | Personally, i dont think she should have been charged at all. But what she did should have been spread far and fucking wide, and she should have been made a lifelong pariah for it. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | So apparently Alien: Covenant is terrible. |
Sphyx 06/17/17 12:05:46 AM #10 | ^ Dammit, wrong topic! --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | superman isn't a boring character |
Sphyx 06/16/17 11:43:18 PM #9 | He's not a boring character. He's THE boring character. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Trump throwing various binders representing environmental policy on the ground |
Sphyx 06/16/17 3:41:20 AM #58 | joe_stalin518 posted... You must have voted for Hillary, cause I can actually taste how salty your post is Through my phone No, you just need to wash your hands after you deed. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Ahaha, Conor McGregor VS Floyd Mayweaher is actually happening |
Sphyx 06/15/17 6:23:22 AM #9 | pinky0926 posted... Favourite comment about this:Conor vs Mayweather will once and for all settle that classic debate: Who is the best at boxing? A professional boxer or someone else lmao --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | 13 Reasons Why gets its first copycat suicide. |
Sphyx 06/15/17 5:31:36 AM #31 | Maze_ posted... Blaming the show is idiotic --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Why do people all of a sudden think free speech is some all encompassing concept |
Sphyx 06/15/17 3:23:37 AM #4 | For those of you watching at home, the correct answer is "Because idiots". --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | CE's reaction to Beyond Good & Evil 2. |
Sphyx 06/13/17 3:43:54 AM #16 | Hoenstly, it managed to pull off what years of waiting for any sign of a sequel was never able to do. It made me start to lose interest. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Every youtube comment on cooking videos |
Sphyx 06/12/17 10:05:46 AM #2 | They're just adding salt to taste. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Is Kevin James the most unfunny, sorry excuse for a comedian there is? |
Sphyx 06/12/17 9:38:30 AM #2 | Of all the fat-guy-who-yells-a-lot comedians out there, he's somewhere in my top 100. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Post books you had to read for school you liked, and ones you didn't like. |
Sphyx 06/12/17 5:01:40 AM #10 | IIRC, they were almost universally boring as fuck. I mean, ream-yourself-in-the-ass-with-a-cactus-just-to-get-out-of-attending-class-the-next-day boring. At least when Shakespeare started to become part of the curriculum, some of them had interesting themes or concepts. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | What is your favorite book of all time? |
Sphyx 06/12/17 4:54:05 AM #31 | The War of the Worlds Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Through the Looking Glass --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | C/D You will be buying Battleborn 2 |
Sphyx 06/12/17 4:13:15 AM #7 | I actually enjoyed the first one. I'd like to see a second game, but i doubt it will happen. Still, i'm very distrustful of modern games, so nothing is an automatic buy anymore. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Looks like Tom Cruise is on the wrong side of the river. |
Sphyx 06/11/17 4:15:23 AM #6 | Take that, Bembridge Scientologists! --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | Remember getting in trouble for reading ahead in school? |
Sphyx 06/10/17 3:54:04 AM #29 | Seriously? This is a thing over there? Damn, that sucks. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | I just bought Jupiter for $300 |
Sphyx 06/09/17 4:19:35 AM #4 | Sorry, it's already mine. And i insist on rent being paid in advance. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | This 18 y/o MARINE was BANNED from Graduation cause he wore his UNIFORM! |
Sphyx 06/09/17 4:18:16 AM #33 | Well, he does look like he has all the imagination of a c-shaped shit. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | What do you think is the most brutal torture method? |
Sphyx 06/09/17 3:26:32 AM #26 | Denial of alcohol. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
Topic | If there was one title I wish was remastered, it's Demon's Souls. |
Sphyx 06/07/17 4:34:27 AM #6 | In a pinch, there's always Salt and Sanctuary. It's not the same, but... --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. |
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