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TopicOld and apparently forgotten PS1 games-Platformer Round
Syntheticon
09/06/17 1:13:52 AM
#28
TheWorstPoster posted...
Tomba is essentially if Klonoa was an RPG of sorts. And impossible without a guide.

It wasn't that hard lol It's been a while but I remember just having to make sure you'd been everywhere when you get stuck. Not efficient but just a process of elimination.
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TopicWould you rather an attractive Asian girl or attractive black girl?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 11:39:03 PM
#36
MachoManSavage posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
Well, we used to be able to talk about things like this without causing offense.


It really sucks how people get offended at the smallest shit nowadays.

Some guys have sexual preference.

Some like red heads some blonde. Some like short, some tall.

Race is a physical indicator. It's not just a tool to get offended.

Some relax. Stop calling for my head people. It's not like I'm claiming Mario Sunshine is the best 3D Mario. Or that cyclists are good people. I'm just calling for a discussion on how we like our girls. Because at the end of the day, attractive girls are attractive.

*waits to be called a Nazi*

Applauds quietly so as to support the opinion but not attract any attention.
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TopicWould you rather an attractive Asian girl or attractive black girl?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 11:25:08 PM
#30
Voted black but only because I've got and Asian ex but never had a long term/dating relationship with a black girl. I don't have a preference either way, nice personality and attractive is all that matters, doesn't matter what their background is.
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TopicWould you lose your virginity to a pornstar/multiple pornstars @ the same time?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 11:22:36 PM
#8
I don't see a reason why not, it's more of a question if you can perform on camera. You might be willing to do it for free but there are other factors. Still, I'd be cool with it.
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TopicWhat character do you think of: (Day 9) Will Smith
Syntheticon
09/05/17 11:18:11 PM
#36
What character comes to mind when you think of Will Smith?
I like Will smith a lot.

I do not agree. He is irritating at best and a complete moron at worst.
I think of him as the annoying everyman in MIB, the shameful display of poor casting from I, Robot and I am Legend or a brilliant case study of arguably the biggest failure in the Hollywood system that allows any moron with enough cash to be a producer and stick his fingers in the pie in Suicide Squad
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Topic22 y/o Trump Supporter who's HALF CHINESE Pepper Sprays a TRANSGENDER Girl!!!
Syntheticon
09/05/17 9:55:14 PM
#5
Do you think Morris can still be a white supremacist even if he's half asian/white?

Of course he can. Stupidity and irony knows no race, gender or religious boundaries.
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TopicBoss fights in RPGs; Do you reset the game if a party member is KOed at the end
Syntheticon
09/05/17 9:37:55 PM
#6
Lightning Bolt posted...
It depends on how pissy the game is about xp. Normally no, but if the game is gonna crack the whip every time I miss a nice xp chunk then I guess I have to.

Pretty much this. If it's not going to make a lot of difference, then probably not but if I was grinding for a reason or XP is tight then probably.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:37:31 AM
#40
LeetCheet posted...
I wonder who's known for having the largest Female sexual organ though?

Which parts specifically are you referring to? There's a couple of obvious options there.
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Topicwhat is it like to not be tired
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:35:42 AM
#2
I'm genuinely interested, post if you find out.
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TopicC/D A Borat Movie in 2017 would be perfect
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:33:52 AM
#3
It was bad then and I doubt it'd improve with age.
Bringing back the mankini would be amusing for all of about 5mins though.
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TopicHow many people here have actually seen....an Uwe Boll film?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:32:41 AM
#16
For my sins, I'll watch just about anything once, if not just so I can bitch about how bad it was.
Rampage: Capital Punishment-Not as fun as the first but noticeably better made
Rampage-Surprisingly entertaining, not a well made movie though
Far Cry-Just why? A couple of half decent actors reduced to grinding what I can only begrudgingly call a 'script'/
Postal-Shambles with moments of juvenile humour that almost work
BloodRayne-Simply awful in every way except for the eye candy
Alone in the Dark-I've no idea how he got 2 halfway famous actors, let alone christian slater with this utter waste of time and money
House of the Dead-Other than the eye candy and the halfhearted attempt to tie it to the vidya (with random bits of in game footage no less lol), a total waste of time other than maybe as a 'so bad it's good' candidate.
Basically he's actually seemed to improve slightly over the years, as long as he stays well clear of any vidya IPs.
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TopicHow many people here have actually seen....an Uwe Boll film?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:20:39 AM
#13
Yaridovich posted...
I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.

That wasn't uwe boll.
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TopicRanch or Bleu Cheese?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:16:33 AM
#3
Ranch or Bleu Cheese?

What is this horrifying obsession the US has with these dressings? I like dairy and cheese in general but both of these are just awful.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:14:07 AM
#38
Duck-I-Says posted...
Syntheticon posted...
It is? Since when?


In the real world it's a big dick, but here on the internet where we all have 9+ inch penises to go along with our 160+ IQs it's practically microscopic.

That wasn't quite what I meant but a cursory googling shows that globally the average is between 5.5-6" so there you go. Looks like 4-5" is most common with 6-6.5" being on the upper side of average, which I found quite surprising tbh.
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TopicWhich "Game of Thrones" leader would make the best POTUS?
Syntheticon
09/05/17 12:26:11 AM
#47
It's entertaining when you imagaine that most fictional characters would only be a slight difference from the cartoon currently playing in the oval office.
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Topicgetting real sick of unskippable 30 second ads
Syntheticon
09/05/17 12:24:18 AM
#14
I make a point of hitting dislike whenever they're not skippable but it happens a lot less if you're signed in, I only have the problem of a lot of extra annoying ads when I'm wasting time at work.
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TopicI didn't poop today
Syntheticon
09/05/17 12:22:28 AM
#3
Thanks for giving me a reason to put you on ignore.
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Topicugh this girl that gave me her number thinks that i'm a different guy she met
Syntheticon
09/05/17 12:22:08 AM
#15
No_U_L7 posted...
i found her alone at the end of the night, ended up walking her home and making out with her (her roommate was sleeping inside so couldn't do more than that). Texting her now and she thinks I'm the guy she met in the club she wanted to go home with but lost him at some point. She even complained about how her night sucked after she lost "me" and some loser walked her home wtf. Do I correct her or just play along?

Arrange a date and see if you can pull off the old switcharoo.
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TopicHottest gif you'll see all YEAR
Syntheticon
09/05/17 12:14:20 AM
#32
Honestly didn't know what I expected but I was pleasantly surprised at the lack of clickbait.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
Syntheticon
09/04/17 11:39:53 PM
#33
faramir77 posted...
green dragon posted...
RoboXgp89 posted...
i wish my d***was half as big as his

Im...I'm so sorry for you

Half of 13.5" is 6.75"

Which is why we're both sorry for you.
which is still a large dick.

It is? Since when?
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TopicDo you guys think i could get laid by...
Syntheticon
09/04/17 11:37:23 PM
#5
I'm genuinely interested in how this will pan out.
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TopicYou all should get married.
Syntheticon
09/04/17 10:50:39 PM
#50
Why, will getting married again change anything about my relationship? We're living together and are happy so what has marriage got to do with anything?
If you're (somewhat poorly) suggesting that everyone should find a stable partner, that's also a faulty assumption that everyone wants that.
If you're so happily married, why are you here saying foolish things to us instead of being with your wife?
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TopicReal mature of you, Trump.
Syntheticon
09/04/17 10:28:10 PM
#17
Real mature of you, Trump.

Possibly one of the most redundant statements ever made. It's kind of his theme.
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TopicJohn Kelly wants OMAROSA to be FIRED from the White House!!!
Syntheticon
09/04/17 10:25:49 PM
#3
Anyone with 'former apprentice star' in their resume isn't fit to work in the white house.
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TopicThe "Cash me outside" girl's new single already over 7 million views.
Syntheticon
09/04/17 10:13:14 PM
#44
MICHALECOLE posted...
And you're one of them and advertising for her

This. It was made by a moron, for other morons. It's be nice if we could get a list of 7 million so we can build a plugin to automatically put all their various accounts on ignore.
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TopicGOTG2 is the best Marvel sequel imo
Syntheticon
09/04/17 10:08:38 PM
#8
GOTG2 was average at best, spent too much time trying to point at things and shout 'HEY, LOOK HOW CLEVER AND FUNNY THIS IS! IT'S A CALLBACK TO THE FIRST ONE, ISN'T IT CLEVER AND FUNNY?'
TWS was actually pretty good. In spite of my lack of interest in the character, the CA movies have generally been some of the better installments in the whole Marvel catalog.
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TopicYour crush has been banging your friends, but not you. Stay friends?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 9:41:13 PM
#11
Good mates are more valuable than a girl you aren't going to get (although 'crush' implies someone that you simply aren't making a move on and that's your own damn fault).
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TopicName a alcohol you tried, but most people never heard of.
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:16:55 AM
#35
Dubliner whiskey liqueur. It's the best thing I've ever found to make Irish Coffee with.
Edit-Sapporo lager is also fantastic but so few ppl/places ever seem to know or have it.
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TopicDo you enjoy life more 10 years ago?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:15:33 AM
#20
About the same-some stuff is better, others worse so it all evens out.
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TopicWhat's the last movie you watched?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:14:56 AM
#19
Some Freaks. Shortly before that, Midnight Diner and Blade Runner. We stayed in and watched a bunch over the weekend.
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TopicWhy would Taylor Swift hate this?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:12:13 AM
#5
Why would anyone care what Taylor Swift thinks?

FTFY.
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TopicWhat is the best Asian massage method?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:11:32 AM
#4
BignutzisBack posted...
Thai looks interesting because of how much general stretching there is
what are your thoughts

Which one is the kind where they ask "you want me make banana cry?"
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TopicOnce again. Talking to a girl that only gives 1 word responses.
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:10:43 AM
#152
Tadamoto21 posted...
This irritates me so much.

That's because it's annoying and a sign that they're a boring/dumb person.
I mean you try to chalk up a conversation with a girl, and she's so dumb that she can't even think of a proper thought out reply to carry the conversation.

Chalk?
And the worse part is that this girl is butt ugly and fat.

Then why are you bothering in the first place?
And I can't even get her to show me a little attention.

Have some self respect, man. Move on.
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TopicApple has $257 billion in cash. What can you do with that much money?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:08:26 AM
#23
Anything you damn well please.
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TopicOld and apparently forgotten PS1 games-Platformer Round
Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:06:07 AM
#26
DeltaBladeX posted...
Syntheticon posted...
Omega Boost

Looks pretty damn sweet

Yeah that's a favourite of mine, I've always imagined it's what Zone of the Enders would have been if they'd made it for PS1 lol
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TopicNioh looks so damn goooood, why can't it be on PC
Syntheticon
09/04/17 12:20:22 AM
#9
Because a lot of companies don't appear to like money or they can admit to themselves they'd probably screw up the port.
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TopicMan marries woman who successfully prevented his suicide.
Syntheticon
09/04/17 12:19:00 AM
#71
Probably a good choice on his part, although a little tricky for her-if she ever decides to leave him, she's probably going to be very concerned about him finishing the job.
Still, she's quite attractive so it should keep him busy and away from the suicide notes for a bit.
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TopicIs Suicide Squad worth watching?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 12:16:19 AM
#20
TroutPaste posted...
Is Suicide Squad worth watching?

No. Unless you have absolutely nothing else available to watch. It was a contrived, overly focus grouped and studio noted mess.
What about Superman vs Batman, or whatever that movie was called
I have access to both on Hulu/HBO

SvB wasn't a complete shambles but it wasn't great either. It's better than suicide squad but that's like saying getting kicked in the face is less awesome than not getting kicked in the face.
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TopicI was at IHOP earlier and a hot Hispanic petit chick was breast feeding her baby
Syntheticon
09/04/17 12:12:34 AM
#15
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
It was pretty distracting but i didn't say anything
She had big boobs for a petit lady tbh, skinny waist too it was cool

Make up your mind, were you ok with it or weren't you?
If you can't deal with that, you might be a child.
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Topicleft or right?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 12:10:20 AM
#16
Right is cuter with those specs but she's blonde so that cancels out any extra hotness in a close race. Left it is.
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TopicWould you accept this Gun Rights / Gun Control political compromise?
Syntheticon
09/04/17 12:08:24 AM
#20
I'd be ok with this.
It's not even close to good enough but it's more than what's currently in play so I'll take incremental enforcement over the current state of things.
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TopicWhat is the appropriate response to a girl sending you nudes?
Syntheticon
09/03/17 11:07:35 PM
#33
thronedfire2 posted...
this is like the one time where the correct answer is 'send a dick pic'

Not necessarily, that's still a polarizing thing to do without some sort of agreement that she wants them-it can also be more fun to tease the reveal a little and ask if that's what she wants to see-if you put in a little work, they'll appreciate it more.
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TopicWhat is the appropriate response to a girl sending you nudes?
Syntheticon
09/03/17 11:06:11 PM
#32
Blue_Inigo posted...
Do you say "Thank You" or something like "Damn girl" or maybe "Send more pls" or possibly "These are quite spectacular nudes madam
What do ppl do?

Your response needs to be proportionate: If they're great, say so. If there's things you'd like to suggest that they incorporate, go for it. Anything other than a 'meh' or a negative comment should be fine if you want things to go any further. If it's not what you had in mind then that's the time to politely decline or ghost.
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TopicOld and apparently forgotten PS1 games-Platformer Round
Syntheticon
09/03/17 10:48:24 PM
#24
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Is Tai-Fu in your action list? Or can that be a Beat 'em up?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/198880-tai-fu-wrath-of-the-tiger

Not sure if this counts, but I loved it as a kid: https://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/250628-star-wars-episode-i-jedi-power-battles

Those both look like decent additions, I'll add them to the beat em up list.
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TopicJapan's Princess Mako giving up royal status to marry commoner.
Syntheticon
09/03/17 10:45:05 PM
#38
Hardly surprising since she's only a royal in title and has no claim to the throne, may as well get on with her life so it's a good call imho.
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