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Topic2 Million Dollars but you have to stop using piss jugs.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 8:02:41 AM
#8
istmirechtegal posted...
So I have to live like I already do, deal.

Gimme me my 2 Mills, dude

The offer only applies to piss juggers.

KookyCouture posted...
imagine how many pee jars you could buy with that money :O

SxOLAAB
Imagine filling all these bad boys. :Y
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Topic2 Million Dollars but you have to stop using piss jugs.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 7:56:32 AM
#4
El Mexicano Texano posted...
I never use any of those...

Lying doesn't change anything.
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TopicI was 2 seconds from probably a gun shoot out
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 7:54:53 AM
#21
I knee'd to know more.
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Topic2 Million Dollars but you have to stop using piss jugs.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 7:46:45 AM
#1
That's right, you have to get up and use the toilet like most well-adjusted people. No more piss jugs, poop bottles or pee pee spitoons.
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TopicMy high school...lmao
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 7:44:00 AM
#12
NeonOctopus posted...
Drpooplol posted...
3khc posted...
Someone told me they wanted to become a teacher to have sex with all the hotties.

I was like that's rape yo.

I don't know why I found this so funny.

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TopicHow long could you survive off of $1 million
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 7:30:44 AM
#16
About 1 hour, hookers and cocaine are expensive...
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TopicCan you solve this ASIAN Style MATH Problem for 6 Year Olds? What's the answer??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/24/17 5:11:15 AM
#20
joe40001 posted...
Such a stupid fucking topic.

What do you get out of being this kind of poster, TC?

You are like wannabe clickbait, what's the joy in that? Why do it?

tc is wack.
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TopicKindergarten girl went home crying and scared she might turn into a boy
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 3:03:57 PM
#171
Can't believe this happened. WACK!!
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TopicKindergarten girl went home crying and scared she might turn into a boy
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 2:45:49 PM
#153
averagejoel posted...
s0nicfan posted...
averagejoel posted...
my daughter, Pumice, says she worries that adults often pretend their kids said things in order to add an emotional appeal to otherwise nonexistent points


Your daughter may be stoned

whoosh

whoosh
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TopicUsing the word raped to mean messed up. Using porn to mean 'a lot of something'.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 5:23:15 AM
#43
xyphilia posted...
Are public school systems so garbage that the population's vocabulary is so stinted like that? Unable to actually think of more words in the English language vocabulary?

Literally upset over something nobody does.
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TopicFLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN: Man accused of choking GF wants 2 show penis in court
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 4:29:26 AM
#12
Ricemills posted...
he shouldve just choke the chicken instead.

I assume he didn't have any chickens around to choke with his penis.
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TopicGonna rewatch The Wire.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 4:20:11 AM
#9
ArtVandelay posted...
I'm watching s4e12 of Oz right this second lol

Famous Last Words is probably my favorite Oz episode ... Now I have to watch Oz again lol

ArtVandelay posted...
I haven't seen past the first episode of The Shield but I've been meaning to continue

The first season is the weakest just for the fact it's more of a crime/case/whatever of the week. It isn't until the second season that the longer story archs really start. Great show once it gets going.
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TopicWhat are some jokes in cartoons that you did not get until much later?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 3:50:27 AM
#4
A7QLd
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TopicGonna rewatch The Wire.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 3:47:11 AM
#7
-Gavirulax- posted...
Nowadays I love the show and really respect the writing and acting.

I fucking love Oz. The last 2 seasons hurt a little bit but the first 4 seasons are just awesome.
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TopicPepsi is better than coke. Period. End of story.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 3:41:57 AM
#38
WaterLink posted...
Mug is shit root beer.

Amen to that. I stopped drinking soft drinks a while back but when it came to root beer it had to be Barqs since it's the only brand of root beer that has caffeine.
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TopicPepsi is better than coke. Period. End of story.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/23/17 12:06:44 AM
#7
RC > Pepsi > Coke
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TopicHmm noticed SNES classic doesn't have Chrono Trigger
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/22/17 4:24:02 PM
#22
ArchangelBaruch posted...
CT is best played in PSX.

lAGkuwm
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TopicI'm thinking of posting something really exciting in the CL "Free"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/22/17 1:29:28 PM
#11
HypnoCoosh posted...
It's fun to watch the bottom feeders go nuts when you tap the bowl like you're gonna put some flakes in for them.

Imagine this being your only source for fun.
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TopicI'm thinking of posting something really exciting in the CL "Free"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/22/17 1:09:24 PM
#5
That's a real knee-slapper HypnoCoosh...
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 6:52:00 AM
#38
Hey guys kloud here, totally not a badger... *chews on mushrooms*
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:29:15 AM
#33
Those lying horsefaced big-lipped badgers!! I wanna beat the badgers off my property!!
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TopicThat feeling when your glasses break.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:27:00 AM
#8
I have screws, does anybody wanna screw??
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:25:22 AM
#29
I think the badger thpontaneouthry combuthted.
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:23:05 AM
#27
Maybe the badger passed you the weed whacker full of drugs and it went exploded?? I'll prey4u
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:18:50 AM
#25
No it was badger...
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:14:11 AM
#23
Badgers will steal your drugs and take n00d pics of you when your not looking!!
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:08:21 AM
#19
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
That's what drugs do, they explode :[


How many times?

Not even first.
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:05:50 AM
#17
That's what drugs do, they explode :[
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TopicPeople are spending hundreds of dollars to keep Ice from going to sleep
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:04:11 AM
#24
MabusIncarnate posted...
how much would it cost me to slap him in the balls with a trout?

I don't know but I do wanna know how much to slap his balls with my mouth :Y
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TopicTore open my leg with a weed whacker
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 5:01:39 AM
#15
Tore open my leg with a weed whacker

This is exactly why I don't use these weird new bongs everybody is using to smoke their drugs... In fact a girl I knew had 95% of her skin burned off when her pot bong exploded!!
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TopicLook up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/20/17 1:43:44 AM
#1
Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name!!
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TopicWhen was the last time you had a sad??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 7:15:19 PM
#8
Now I feel weird for asking... *maintains deep eye contact*
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TopicWhen was the last time you had a sad??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 7:11:34 PM
#6
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
When my daughter didn't give me a hug goodnight the other day cuz she was mad at me for getting onto her for throwing food on the floor.

You still taking a shit??
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TopicWhen was the last time you had a sad??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 7:08:22 PM
#1
Do me a kindness and tell me about your sads.
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TopicChinese food for dinner, what should I get?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 5:36:57 PM
#3
I'm not a big fan of peanut butter but I love me some peanut butter chicken.
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TopicWhats the size of your ____
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 5:34:53 PM
#14
I thought mine was 9 inches, turns out I was holding the ruler backwards.
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Topicit's amazing what CE and certain users have devolved into
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 1:53:49 PM
#8
penis

pure penis
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TopicWell fuck. Constipated again
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/18/17 1:41:40 PM
#5
pTsrala
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Topicthere could be a CEman right now that is a serial killer
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 8:46:42 AM
#2
That's bullshit, Candlejack doesn't even visit th
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TopicMy friend is doing steroids to get bulked up for the army
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 8:44:40 AM
#17
I hate those idiots that puff out their shoulders as much as possible and pretend that normal doors are too small for them to walk through.
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Topicurban youth thug tells white people to **** off
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 8:35:13 AM
#5
I guess I better go ahead and fuck off before I get got. ( O_O)
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TopicThis CHICK blocked me on christmas 2015
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 2:34:43 AM
#27
Stop being a creepy pervert.
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TopicThis CHICK blocked me on christmas 2015
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 1:56:01 AM
#14
Dude you're creepy.
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TopicBREAKING: Footage of alien trying to bust out of human body
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 1:41:40 AM
#28
It used to happen to me almost every night. I stretch my leg in a certain way to kill the pain.
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TopicDecentralized video-sharing website just launched (Bitcoin version of YouTube)
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 1:29:37 AM
#9
Decentralized video-sharing website just launched (Bitcoin version of YouTube)

pick4six posted...
No more censorship and unfair demonetization and built on a open blockchain.

https://dtube.video/v/pressfortruth/ufluexpf

Z0Aflri
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TopicIt's Traditional to drop babies 30 feet off buildings in India.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 12:56:36 AM
#17
penis
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TopicSweaty black guy keeps drinking all of my coffee
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 11:03:55 PM
#5
Open a can of whoops ass on him.
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