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| Topic | my interviewer says they want samples of my work, but i can't get them, halp |
| No_U_L7 07/31/17 8:05:26 PM #8 | Sweet, I found some of my work in the public domain! Problem solved --- |
| Topic | my interviewer says they want samples of my work, but i can't get them, halp |
| No_U_L7 07/31/17 8:00:59 PM #7 | GOATSLAYER posted... Make up something new that's similar to your real work Um...complex engineering documents that took hundreds of hours? DK9292 posted... Tell them if they want samples, they'll need to ask your reference. That might work... --- |
| Topic | my interviewer says they want samples of my work, but i can't get them, halp |
| No_U_L7 07/31/17 7:53:51 PM #4 | Unsugarized_Foo posted... Just tell them what's up and then if they say they cant, ask for a letter of recommendation in it's place or contact the clients for the work/letter of recommendation this place wants references and samples of work. --- |
| Topic | my interviewer says they want samples of my work, but i can't get them, halp |
| No_U_L7 07/31/17 7:47:09 PM #1 | my previous employer was a private firm and don't want to risk releasing that stuff to me, even though i created it and i'm interviewing with the clients i created it for. Does it sound fishy if I just tell them my previous employer doesn't want to release the sample work for confidentiality reasons? --- |
| Topic | this dude from high school sent me a friend request last year and today he died |
| No_U_L7 07/27/17 4:01:01 AM #1 | i denied his request last year... --- |
| Topic | me: vodka redbull please hot bartender: we don't have redbull me: ok coke plz |
| No_U_L7 07/22/17 7:52:14 PM #1 | *bartender hands me drink* *drink is nothing but coke* -__________- --- |
| Topic | is it weird to print out a girl's kissy face selfies and practice making out |
| No_U_L7 07/21/17 9:42:55 PM #1 | because i definitely don't do that... --- |
| Topic | was watching some good step brother/sister porn then my step sister texted me |
| No_U_L7 07/18/17 6:33:40 PM #3 | Colorahdo posted... lol broken families my mom died when i was 9 =/ --- |
| Topic | was watching some good step brother/sister porn then my step sister texted me |
| No_U_L7 07/18/17 6:28:27 PM #1 | totally ruined the porn, ugh. srsly, she hasn't texted me in months, why now?! --- |
| Topic | Immortality right now...but... |
| No_U_L7 07/09/17 8:25:36 AM #9 | can i shave? cut my hair? style my hair? cut my nails? do i lose the weight if i pee or poop? can i sleep and recover energy if im tired right now? --- |
| Topic | i placed a postmates order, the delivery person never showed up and they refuse |
| No_U_L7 06/26/17 9:18:50 PM #1 | to refund me the cost. Wtf? --- |
| Topic | maternity leave is so sexist |
| No_U_L7 06/20/17 7:56:03 AM #1 | just because i'm a guy i don't get 3 paid months vacation? --- |
| Topic | my alarm clock died, i'm so glad i woke up on tim this morning |
| No_U_L7 06/14/17 8:21:07 PM #1 | luckily only woke up 15 min later than i needed to and rushed to get ready and make my meeting on time --- |
| Topic | this ebay buyer just paid for shipping even though i said free shipping |
| No_U_L7 06/14/17 5:21:48 PM #1 | it also took him a week to pay... do i have an obligation to let him know? --- |
| Topic | i hate when girls refer to themselves as a "baby" |
| No_U_L7 06/14/17 1:56:13 AM #1 | "yeah, i'm only 20, i'm practically a baby" stop trying to make me feel weird for putting my D in you! --- |
| Topic | i watched a brother and sister make out for $200 last night |
| No_U_L7 06/13/17 10:56:44 PM #15 | Darklit_Minuet posted... Getting $100 in exchange for being mildly inconvenienced for a few seconds? nope, rule was to time them for 5 minutes, tongue had to be involved... --- |
| Topic | i watched a brother and sister make out for $200 last night |
| No_U_L7 06/13/17 10:09:25 PM #3 | |
| Topic | i watched a brother and sister make out for $200 last night |
| No_U_L7 06/13/17 9:04:05 PM #1 | that's only $100 each, wtf... --- |
| Topic | Creepy guy tags girls he's masturbated to in a status on Facebook. |
| No_U_L7 06/11/17 8:10:35 PM #34 | emblem boy posted... Jiek_Fafn posted...I always like to be honest with women too. get over your hangups about sex. i only do it to girls i know now. --- |
| Topic | How much do you dudes pay when you get a haircut? |
| No_U_L7 06/10/17 10:31:45 PM #17 | 25+4 for tip. been going to the same girl for 5 years, she used to work at a high end salon where they charged me 40, then she left and opened her own place. I go every 3 weeks, the perfect amount of time imo since it never looks too short or too long --- |
| Topic | I just discovered there's a subreddit dedicated to QVC titties |
| No_U_L7 06/09/17 11:24:42 PM #5 | |
| Topic | story of one of my most embarrassing moments from 13 years ago... |
| No_U_L7 06/09/17 7:37:45 PM #2 | |
| Topic | story of one of my most embarrassing moments from 13 years ago... |
| No_U_L7 06/09/17 6:46:08 PM #1 | Church service was about to end (yes, this was that long ago, I could still set foot in church without spontaneously combusting). I really had to take an awful diuretic shit. Was getting a ride home from a super hot female friend I was really into (of course, back then I was too much of a wuss to ever make a move). I could hold it in, I would barely be able to make it home before unloading. She says "hold on a second, I need to make a stop first" and stops off at her apartment. She starts packing her bags because she needs to go on a trip right after dropping me off. I can barely hold it at this point. Unfortunately the only bathroom in her apartment is right in her bedroom right next to where she is packing. So I go outside and think about taking a dump there. Eventually I come to the conclusion that's an awful idea, and go in to use her bathroom...I wish I could have kept it quiet, but it was ridiculously bad. I could hear her packing outside trying to ignore it, then screaming, then laughing. By the time I came out she couldn't even look me in the eyes and more and just asked "are you ok...?" I could see in her face what little attraction she felt for me was completely gone. She dropped me off in a silent ride and we haven't spoken since. --- |
| Topic | should i watch aliens, pirates, or wonder woman? |
| No_U_L7 06/05/17 10:33:45 PM #7 | ok ill start with WW, thanks! --- |
| Topic | should i watch aliens, pirates, or wonder woman? |
| No_U_L7 06/05/17 9:06:15 PM #1 | can't decide. will eventually watch all 3 but only watching 1 movie a week. --- |
| Topic | this girl told me it was offensive to ask her if she was "single yet" |
| No_U_L7 06/03/17 5:50:31 AM #1 | |
| Topic | i'm normally a big tipper...but i never tip my postmates delivery driver |
| No_U_L7 06/02/17 1:57:44 AM #2 | |
| Topic | i'm normally a big tipper...but i never tip my postmates delivery driver |
| No_U_L7 06/02/17 1:10:26 AM #1 | they don't know i don't tip them until well after the delivery. i will likely never get the same postmate again living in a big city. what is the point... --- |
| Topic | ran into my friend's girlfriend at the strip club...where she was working |
| No_U_L7 05/31/17 12:06:52 AM #5 | littlebro07 posted... Did you see her happy place? i wish. she was in her bra and panties when i talked to her and then she left right after even though apparently her shift just started. Philoktetes posted... why were you at a strip club best place to pick up strippers --- |
| Topic | ran into my friend's girlfriend at the strip club...where she was working |
| No_U_L7 05/30/17 11:54:54 PM #1 | she was so embarrassed to see me, she pretty much left right after. no one knew she was a stripper. too bad she left, i really would have wanted to get a lapdance from her, there was no way to do it without making it awkward though. --- |
| Topic | Helping Emblem Boy be a man, Part II |
| No_U_L7 05/18/17 9:06:18 PM #12 | emblem boy posted... Can we just do this over PM no shame and no ego! We can do it in pm for now, if you can get better at writing reports Ampelas posted... DrizztLink posted...No_U_L7 posted...So Emblem_Boy sent me a PM, telling me about a couple girls he talked to over the weekend and asking for further advice. no, i've studied every teaching of PUA and evaluated them objectively. i know why what works actually works, what doesnt work and why. ultimately i've devised my own methods of teachings. may switch careers and do this full time. --- |
| Topic | Helping Emblem Boy be a man, Part II |
| No_U_L7 05/18/17 8:33:34 PM #7 | @emblem_boy need my reports dude. i already identified 2 issues you had based off your flimsily written reports, i can't help you if i'm not getting all the details. i don't care if it's terrible, if a girl spits on you and tells you to fuck off, i want to know, remember what i said about removing all ego. this is one of my much earlier terrible reports: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/916087-mad-stalker-full-metal-force/60259460 i need all the information you can give, imo sit down right after the night and write it down while it's fresh in your mind. --- |
| Topic | apparently telling a girl that got a breast reduction that its like slapping god |
| No_U_L7 05/18/17 1:44:56 AM #1 | in the face is considered offensive --- |
| Topic | Helping Emblem Boy be a man, Part II |
| No_U_L7 05/17/17 2:23:01 AM #6 | emblem boy posted... Yo write up a detailed report --- |
| Topic | Helping Emblem Boy be a man, Part II |
| No_U_L7 05/16/17 11:16:19 PM #3 | |
| Topic | God dammit CE, I spent $400 on a Suit Jacket, shoes, tie, and collared shirt |
| No_U_L7 05/16/17 12:25:33 AM #14 | Gravityfare posted... Why do you buy a Blazer and not, say, a sports jacket or just a full suit jacket? Sorry, I use the terms blazer and sport jacket interchangeably, even though traditionally the correct term for what i mean is sport jacket, the blazer with metal buttons is so outdated now and i consider the phrase sport jacket to be such a misnomer (who actually wears a sport jacket when they do sporting stuff?) that i refuse to use the term. I buy sport jackets, but even the sites i buy from refer to them as blazers. --- |
| Topic | God dammit CE, I spent $400 on a Suit Jacket, shoes, tie, and collared shirt |
| No_U_L7 05/16/17 12:22:18 AM #10 | $400? That's nothing, in fact you bought crap quality items. My AVERAGE is $400 per blazer, $500 per pair of shoes, $50 per belt, $100 per shirt and admittedly I don't wear ties much. And I can explain to you in extreme detail, why each of those items are worth that price. --- |
| Topic | dev from master of none is such a beta (season 2 spoilers) |
| No_U_L7 05/15/17 10:09:49 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Helping Emblem Boy be a man, Part II |
| No_U_L7 05/15/17 1:05:39 AM #1 | @emblem_boy So Emblem_Boy sent me a PM, telling me about a couple girls he talked to over the weekend and asking for further advice. -Good job, talking to 2 girls is a good start -He also asked about what my usual openers are. At this point, I don't want you to think about that. Just say whatever comes to your mind with confidence and run with it. Girls want to meet a cool guy, you're just giving them that, you don't need any excuse to talk to them. If I gave you my lines, they wouldn't work, I'm able to do what I do because I have it perfectly timed out, I know when to make eye contact, when to break eye contact, when to smile etc. It's like if I gave you an ear piece and literally fed you my lines, you would not have the same results I do. The way you're saying it is more important than anything. So for now, I just want you to get more comfortable talking to girls you don't know. We'll perfect your openers down the road. Just open without overthinking. -2 is good...but in any given bar on a fri/sat night you should have no trouble getting up to 5 in a given bar and 10 in a given night. DO NOT HESITATE. If positioning isn't great, if it's a larger group, if there's guys there, doesn't matter...just do it and then see how receptive she is and go from there. I accidentally hit on a 14 year old in front of her mom not realizing how young the girl was (she looked 18 and hot from a distance) . The mom tried to admonish me and I just explained what happened, the mom started laughing and said she'd set me up with her daughter that's my age. DO NOT HESITATE. Just be ready to react accordingly (ie don't be afraid to leave). -In describing the first girl you talked to, you said you'd "find her later in the night" and left. That is what is described as "self ejecting". Most guys tend to self eject because they're afraid they'll "screw it up" or "run out of things to say" or a million other stupid reasons. If the girl is there talking to you, keep talking (within reason). If she has to go, don't be afraid to ask for her number. Girls give out their numbers like candy. -So in the first topic, you mentioned, you said you start speaking fast when you get nervous. Don't do that either, assume your time is worth it and the girl wants to hear what you say. Practice talking a bit slower. As you talk to more girls, you'll get less nervous anyway. Talking fast implies to the girl you're nervous and that you don't think you are worth her time. Neither should be true. But the good thing is we have now identified 2 sticking points: 1. Slowing down your speech. 2. Don't leave girls when they want to talk to you. -I'd love to move onto the next exercise, but you really aren't giving me a large enough sample size to work with. Let's get up to 10 girls in a single night before we can move on. But focus at least a bit on your sticking points, but I mostly want you to focus on just opening without overthinking and getting comfortable with that. And if I didn't mention it, you should be going out every fri/sat the entire night. Preferably also an hour or so on weekdays. And don't drink too much (1-2 drinks max), but preferably you wouldn't drink at all (i don't drink at bars/clubs any more). -Let me know if you have any questions. --- |
| Topic | dev from master of none is such a beta (season 2 spoilers) |
| No_U_L7 05/14/17 9:13:08 PM #2 | |
| Topic | dev from master of none is such a beta (season 2 spoilers) |
| No_U_L7 05/14/17 8:51:45 PM #1 | franchesca gave him every sign that she wanted him to make a move the night of the snow storm, telling him he didn't have to sleep on the couch, then that he can sleep under the covers with her, etc. she even later confirmed she would have reciprocated if he had made a move. he never made a move. ugh. --- |
| Topic | seeing all these ppl post pics with their mom while im home alone makes me sad |
| No_U_L7 05/14/17 6:57:43 PM #1 | because my mom is such a bitch --- |
| Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
| No_U_L7 05/09/17 3:24:07 PM #55 | |
| Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
| No_U_L7 05/07/17 9:27:21 PM #54 | emblem boy posted... At the gym: while at the gym I saw some some keys that had been on the floor for the past hour so I went and asked if anyone had been looking for keys. No one had but I went ahead and gave it to them for the lost and found. ok, that will do for now, but look at the amount of detail i put into this one report...and i was holding back a lot of details: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75318622 Good job, you talked to 5 girls in one day. Assignment #2: Same assignment but the 5 girls you talk to, there must be no pre-context for an interaction. They must be girls you don't know and aren't working, offering you samples, etc. Same rules apply. --- |
| Topic | How did you meet your most recent boyfriend/girlfriend? |
| No_U_L7 05/07/17 9:08:19 PM #21 | i followed the advice in my topic and didn't complain about it --- |
| Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
| No_U_L7 05/07/17 8:51:20 PM #52 | i'm trying to get you in the habit of documenting your thought process. you don't learn math just from doing problems, you learn from looking over your mistakes and thought process for each step. no big deal if it isn't some world breaking epic essay. --- |
| Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
| No_U_L7 05/07/17 8:49:07 PM #51 | emblem boy posted... I mean, they were just like the front desk people at the gym and girls in the team I play soccer with... then it should be easy for you to write up. --- |
| Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
| No_U_L7 05/07/17 8:46:41 PM #49 | emblem boy posted... Ok, I talked to 5 girls. Now what write up in detail what happened, how it made you feel, what you were thinking each step of the way and tell me as much as you can about the girls (from your perspective) and post it here. be completely honest. --- |
| Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
| No_U_L7 05/07/17 3:07:47 AM #45 | |
| Topic | this 818 invited me over last night and then wanted to sex...but she had herpes |
| No_U_L7 05/06/17 7:41:29 PM #28 | littlebro07 posted... No_U_L7 posted... i thought it was stupid too, i never claimed it was the best thing to say...but saying anything is better than not saying anything. i'd rather not overthink it and ended up just saying literally what was on my brain...and it ended up working. --- |
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