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TopicYou walk in on your son ABOUT to have SEX with his boyfriend :O
quinntotheflinn
07/29/17 8:42:03 PM
#1
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What do you do?
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TopicAnna Faris: Chris Pratt's nutsack is "sexy" and "incredible"
quinntotheflinn
07/20/17 8:14:52 PM
#1
Anna and Aubrey were talking about onscreen kisses and the set life of Parks and Rec, when Anna just straight-up asked Aubrey if she had ever seen her husband's balls. Here's the conversation:

Aubrey: The amount of time and hours you spend with people on a show like that, you just all become like, weird siblings. And everyone is kind of up in everyone's shit.

Anna: You see each other at 5 in the morning, not feeling great.

Aubrey: Yeah, like I've definitely seen Chris and Nick Offerman kiss, for sure, before.

Anna: They share poop pictures.

Aubrey: Yeah, things just get kind of, everyone just treats each other —

Anna: Have you seen my husband's balls?

Aubrey: I don't think so. Although there was one episode where, I think he —

Anna: They are incredible.

Aubrey: Maybe he had a banana sling?

Anna: You would remember. Because they are some sexy balls.

Aubrey: I don't think I ever got the pleasure of that. I think Amy did.

Anna: Yeah I think he was, like, threatened with a lawsuit. [laughs]

Aubrey: Because he almost got fired when he surprised her with his naked body. Which I was not there for.

Sim (producer): It was a take, right? Where he walked to the front door, and Amy opened the door and Chris was there completely naked, and Amy had no idea. So Amy's reaction was genuine, because she was completely shocked. And that clip is circulating online.

Aubrey: But you can't see anything, right?

Sim: No, you can't see anything.

Anna: No, but i think there were some issues, because — now I'm going to get sued!

Aubrey: What's wrong with them?

Anna: Oh, his balls? Nothing, they're perfect.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/anna-farris-thinks-chris-pratts-balls-are-sexy-and-perfect?utm_term=.vo8kyywVa#.mcLOXXbBK
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TopicC/D: a man's nutsack is cute and adorable
quinntotheflinn
07/20/17 8:06:28 PM
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It's so cute and fun to play with.
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TopicAt what AGE would you ALLOW your teenage son or daughter to DATE?
quinntotheflinn
07/20/17 4:20:29 PM
#3
FL81 posted...
25

O_o
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TopicAt what AGE would you ALLOW your teenage son or daughter to DATE?
quinntotheflinn
07/20/17 4:19:52 PM
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Discuss.
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TopicYour teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 1:36:13 PM
#23
Dustin1280 posted...
I laugh close the door and walk out

Why is it funny?
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TopicYour teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 1:31:41 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Cartwheel_Kick posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
If that's my son, then I'd be too busy banging his mom to walk in on him. That's because his mom must be super fucking hot for him to look like that. Not saying my son's hot, just that his mom must be based on his bone structure.


nice try deflecting the subject to being a big macho man. You are having sex with him and there's no escaping it.


How does me saying that my son is only good looking because of his mother's genes equate to me being a macho man?

Yeah.

What the hell CartwheelKick?
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TopicYour teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 12:11:48 PM
#10
Bump
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TopicYour teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 11:04:54 AM
#9
WilliamPorygon posted...
Uh, GTFO of there and let him do his thing.

Steelix500 posted...
Oh shit, I'm sorry

Good answers
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TopicYour teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 10:57:21 AM
#5
hollow_shrine posted...
Who lives with roommates and doesn't learn to knock?

Sometimes people forget to lock the door. It happens!

Monkhood posted...
that expression doesn't look remotely awkward

Yes it does :O

iosifsvoboda posted...
Son you need to work on your technique

Here let me show you

O_o
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TopicYour teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 10:52:06 AM
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He immediately covers his penis with his hand and has an awkward look on his face:

KG85Zkb

How do you react? :O
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TopicYou accidentally walk in on your gay roommate whiles he's naked :O
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 9:35:21 AM
#6
MegaTech posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Why are these topics always about gay men and never about lesbians? Smh.

I agree. Let's get an equal representation here folks

I will start doing both lesbian and gay men if that's what you want :O
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TopicYou accidentally walk in on your gay roommate whiles he's naked :O
quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 9:04:44 AM
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He's in bed when you walk in:

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He looks at you and asks if you need anything. How do you react? :O
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TopicYour gay roomate BARGES in the bathroom while you're showering
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 6:17:18 PM
#13
IfGodCouldDie posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
I flash him my dick.

So you're going to tease him like that?

You're the worse! :'(

Obviously he wants to see it if he is barging in to my bathroom when there is another one that would be assigned for roommates and guests.

Ok, that's true ;)
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TopicYour gay roomate BARGES in the bathroom while you're showering
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 6:11:20 PM
#11
IfGodCouldDie posted...
I flash him my dick.

So you're going to tease him like that?

You're the worse! :'(
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TopicYour gay roomate BARGES in the bathroom while you're showering
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 5:59:55 PM
#7
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
"We talked about this, dude. I let you sublet this place out, and you've done nothing but disrespect my space. Its cool that you're gay, but this isn't a gay bar, and Im not one of your horny weirdo pals. You broke lease, you're out. Get your stuff moved out by tuesday."

What if he got on his knees and begged.

What if he tells you he will behave?
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TopicYour gay roomate BARGES in the bathroom while you're showering
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 5:56:27 PM
#5
Fate1021 posted...
Kid_Buu posted...
ask why his butt is wet

That's a good question :O
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TopicYour gay roomate BARGES in the bathroom while you're showering
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 5:51:03 PM
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He's late for an interview and needs to wash his face and shave his beard. He immediately apologizes and says it will take just a second.

ZdEEomE

How do you react? :O
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TopicThat feeling when you see a hot guy :O
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 4:22:25 PM
#7
bump!
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TopicThat feeling when you see a hot guy :O
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 2:03:48 PM
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TopicMen are so goddamn hot
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 1:29:26 PM
#1
All that muscle....

Mmmmm...
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TopicPoll: do you have a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or are you single?
quinntotheflinn
07/16/17 1:04:04 PM
#45
ClockworkHare posted...
I got a short hairy effeminate dude who's been sneaking into my bed at night claiming he's my boyfriend for the past 3 years. I decided to roll with it. If I took him in as a pet, I could have been busted for bestiality.

HOqx56y

XD
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TopicPoll: do you WANT kids? Or do you NOT want kids?
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 7:00:45 PM
#26
Duncanwii posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
I'm pretty much sterile, so if we want kids we'll either have to pray or adopt. But my gf wants kids and I guess if that will make her happy I'll go along with it.

Did you get kicked down there? :(

Testicular Torsion when I was 13. Killed my Testosterone production and pretty much cut my chances of having kids by a lot. Really sucked, like a lot of things in my life.

Jesus Christ.... That must have been painful :(

So are your testicles gone? Sorry if that's an insensitive thing to ask.
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TopicPoll: do you WANT kids? Or do you NOT want kids?
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:50:07 PM
#21
Duncanwii posted...
I'm pretty much sterile, so if we want kids we'll either have to pray or adopt. But my gf wants kids and I guess if that will make her happy I'll go along with it.

Did you get kicked down there? :(
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:45:22 PM
#18
Glad to hear :D
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:44:43 PM
#36
DoomSwell posted...
What if you had a girlfriend and boyfriend?

Hmmm.. good question.
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:36:54 PM
#39
Bump
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TopicPoll: do you WANT to own a pet? Or NOT?
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:36:30 PM
#19
Ruvan22 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
We currently have 3 cats and 2 of them are the biggest pains in the butt.

What do they do?

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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:21:18 PM
#38
Omnislasher posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
Are you guys curious about my size? >.>


stop being a shitty gimmick poster

Stop being such a jerk :P

And my size is 6 inches when erect
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:18:02 PM
#34
Are you guys curious about my size? >.>
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 6:16:22 PM
#32
Duncanwii posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
@Duncanwii True :(

Anyway I hope you don't feel to sad about it. Dick size isn't everything.

Well my girlfriend doesn't care at least. When I told her I had a small penis she was like "so?" God I love her.

Well that's great :D
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 5:39:34 PM
#27
@Duncanwii True :(

Anyway I hope you don't feel to sad about it. Dick size isn't everything.
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 4:56:24 PM
#22
Duncanwii posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
8.5 when fully bustin' outta my pants erect. Not sure on flaccid. Anywhere between 3 and 5? idk.

Wow that's huge :O

Duncanwii posted...
I haven't measured but I can say this with absolute certainty...not very big :(

I won't judge you. How big is it?

Conception616 posted...
No clue of my flaccid size, I'm erect 24/7.

Why are you hard all day?!


WilliamPorygon posted...
1.5 inches flaccid
3.5 - 4 inches erect
Then again it's not really a time of day I can look at the stuff that gets it up to max size right now.

I respect you for your honesty.

I really havent measured, but I went to a doctor when I got my Testosterone shots prescribed and he took a look and told me my penis was "below average" and he's an expert so...

Your doctor actually said it like that?

The man has zero tact :O
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 4:46:09 PM
#16
Dyinglegacy posted...
8.5 when fully bustin' outta my pants erect. Not sure on flaccid. Anywhere between 3 and 5? idk.

Wow that's huge :O

Duncanwii posted...
I haven't measured but I can say this with absolute certainty...not very big :(

I won't judge you. How big is it?

Conception616 posted...
No clue of my flaccid size, I'm erect 24/7.

Why are you hard all day?!


WilliamPorygon posted...
1.5 inches flaccid
3.5 - 4 inches erect
Then again it's not really a time of day I can look at the stuff that gets it up to max size right now.

I respect you for your honesty.
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 4:45:04 PM
#12
FighterStreet posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
FighterStreet posted...
7.25 inches full erect

not sure on flaccid size
im about 5'11'', if that means anything

That's a good size.

Not too big but not too small.

it depends on the girl

but with my current gf sometimes we honest5ly have trouble putting it in because she is INCREDIBLY tight (it's painful even for me) and my penis is rather girthy

i honestly dont really think length matters that much unless you have trouble getting completely hard

Very true!

Lost_All_Senses posted...
3 inches Flaccid

2 inches erect.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
10 inches flaccid

1.5 inches erect

StarReaper13 posted...
12 inches flaccid

12 feet erect

Stop lying about your dick sizes! :p
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 4:35:47 PM
#3
FighterStreet posted...
7.25 inches full erect

not sure on flaccid size
im about 5'11'', if that means anything

That's a good size.

Not too big but not too small.
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 4:33:16 PM
#1
Be honest!
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TopicYour reaction: your teenage son, who is a baseball player, is outed
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 1:44:22 PM
#5
ZMythos posted...
Disown him for dating a guy taller than him.

Why does height matter :O
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TopicYour reaction: your teenage son, who is a baseball player, is outed
quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 1:39:43 PM
#1
Your son's friends' father caught your son kissing his tall son, which he calls you to tell you about.

Lm3grDc

How do you react? :O
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 1:09:39 PM
#32
MegaButterfree posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
MegaButterfree posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
Do those of you who hate being single do something about it? :O

Put yourself out there!


I'm ugly & fat, so even if I put myself out there it'd just be embarrassing.

Lose weight? Change up your appearance?


Yeah, I'm trying to lose weight but my face is messed up beyond fixing, so I'm pretty much screwed.

You're probably just hard on yourself like most people.
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 1:02:03 PM
#29
MegaButterfree posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
Do those of you who hate being single do something about it? :O

Put yourself out there!


I'm ugly & fat, so even if I put myself out there it'd just be embarrassing.

Lose weight? Change up your appearance?
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 1:01:38 PM
#16
Bump
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 1:00:36 PM
#6
JustMyOpinion posted...
I already have a pet. Don't want it though.

That's sad :O

What are you going to do?
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 12:58:01 PM
#1
Would you want to own a pet?



kNgsclz
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 12:49:42 PM
#7
KBGiantsfan posted...
I already have kids

And? What has your experience been like? :O

_Squirtle_ posted...
only if my future wife makes a lot more money than I do. Not worth raising a kid unless your household makes like well over 100k combined.

Yeah. Kids are expensive to support.
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 12:46:23 PM
#24
Do those of you who hate being single do something about it? :O

Put yourself out there!
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 12:42:46 PM
#1
Do you plan on having kids in the future?


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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 10:34:16 AM
#5
Duncanwii posted...
I have a darling fiancee who I love more than the world.

When are you guys getting married?! :O
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 10:30:11 AM
#3
averagejoel posted...
I'm single and kinda indifferent about it

I see :O
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quinntotheflinn
07/15/17 10:26:16 AM
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Do you have a girlfriend? Or boyfriend? Or are you single?




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