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TopicReminder: Michelle Obama tried to make kids eat healthier.
stoltenberg11
08/22/17 8:41:20 PM
#50
UncleBourbon33 posted...
lilORANG posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
It wasn't her damn job.

Right!? That bitch volunteered her time. In 'Murica we only do what people are willing to pay us for. Glad that's over.

Government shouldn't be involved in what people eat.

enlightened high school libertarian post
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TopicOh my goodness, this girl here is so damn KAWAII~!
stoltenberg11
08/22/17 2:44:44 AM
#88
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Plastic surgery or not, in the end, it's the aesthetics that count. If the end results are as enchanting as Aliga's, by all means continue that trend.

Yeah this tbh. As long as it doesn't look obviously fake and/or gross. Big dif between Asian plastic surgery and American surgery from what I've seen is most Americans who get plastic surgery either get awful jobs or get something stupid done like injections that make one part of the body disproportionately larger than it should be.
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TopicWhy was Orlando Bloom in the Hobbit movies?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 11:51:53 PM
#3
He was cast to reprise his role of Legolas.
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TopicHow do you feel about your BF/GF being friends with people theyve had sex with?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 11:44:07 PM
#51
LittleRoyal posted...
Stolten he'd be dumb to think that was what I wanted since I explicitly stated it isn't and if I wanted to go around and just have random sex maybe he'd have thought about why I'd be going out with him instead of more attractive guys. It didn't feel good, it was scary, and I told everyone about it except officials because I'm too dumb/nice to try to get someone expelled

On the flipside some girls do what you did and expect to be pursued harder, so no it's not really dumb of him, just an incorrect guess.
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TopicHow do you feel about your BF/GF being friends with people theyve had sex with?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 10:35:20 PM
#38
LittleRoyal posted...
I am (now) wasn't earlier but when I was up front about it the guy agreed to it and cornered and groped my anyway. It was really scary.

He probably thought you were playing hard to get or that you'd change your mind. I'm not excusing his behavior btw I'm just trying to explain what his likely thought processes were. It's still safest to just say you don't want sex right away, and don't say stuff like "I don't want sex yet"(it's implied you will eventually) because then a lot of guys are gonna always acting like this other guy did hoping you'll finally be ready.
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TopicHow do you feel about your BF/GF being friends with people theyve had sex with?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 10:27:23 PM
#30
LittleRoyal posted...
I don't judge based on religion or anything like that.

I just don't feel ready for sex, and I want a relationship, and it makes no sense to me why they have to be mutually exclusive or why people assume I'm having sex any time I'm dating someone or why boyfriends need to be told in advance I'm not sexually active or why I can say it then they still expect me to magically change my minds.

Especially when one player mode is much more fun and safe

If you don't want sex in a relationship then you need to be forward about it right out of the gate or else both yours and his time is gonna end up being wasted, because the vast majority of people want sex with their relationships.

How old are you?
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TopicTrump likely to accept Pentagon proposal to increase troops in Afghanistan
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 8:53:29 PM
#18
Antifar posted...
GeneralZhao posted...
I know Trump has tweeted about soldiers in Afghanistan

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/290926188787036161
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/403615352338128896
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/289807790178959360
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/307568422789709824
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/403511109942247424

I still agree we should withdraw but all these tweets were said before ISIS was a real threat I think.
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TopicHow do you feel about your BF/GF being friends with people theyve had sex with?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 8:49:04 PM
#16
LittleRoyal posted...
For example a straight gf
Who had sex with a female friend and wants to still be her friend

sounds hot tbh, and potentially beneficial
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TopicDo you consider yourself a fan of seinfeld?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 6:00:09 PM
#13
Only other comedy I'd put on the same tier as Seinfeld is Always Sunny
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TopicAustin, TX is in the path of totality for the eclipse in 2024
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 5:35:39 PM
#32
KhlavicLanguage posted...
Buzz Killjoy posted...
KhlavicLanguage posted...
texas is a fucking shitheap lmao

it's cheap because people would rather live on the west coast no matter how much fake nerd internet geeks cry about it on their dying forums


Austin ain't cheap, you have to be wealthy to live here. Guess you wouldn't know about that.

all of texas is cheap compared to where smart people live

eh nice downtown Dallas apartments arent much cheaper than nice downtown Miami apartments
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TopicDo you consider yourself a fan of seinfeld?
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 5:34:19 PM
#2
Whats the deal with homework?!
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TopicAustin, TX is in the path of totality for the eclipse in 2024
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 5:11:13 PM
#5
That's partly why I didn't give much of a shit about the eclipse today. I've seen partials before and they're boring, but I'll make sure to catch the full one in 2024.
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TopicXbox One X confirmed flop
stoltenberg11
08/21/17 5:09:37 PM
#62
WaterLink posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
I think it's just preference. I've tried playing shooters on PC with a mouse and it feels more awkward than anything else. I've always felt more comfortable with controllers once that became a thing. Ever since Halo CE, I fell in love with shooters on consoles over PCs.

How is a mouse awkward? You literally just point at what you want to shoot instead of holding a stick and waiting for your cursor to get where you want it go

I always thought using the keyboard to move was more awkward than using a stick

It is for me too. I love using my analogue stick to move my character around, but greatly prefer aiming with a mouse to aiming with a stick. Because of this I am currently playing Overwatch with half 360 controller and a mouse. It's super weird but it's the most comfortable thing for me to do. I just find WASD so unergonomical.
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TopicEsports being considered for the 2024 Olympic games
stoltenberg11
08/18/17 7:04:26 PM
#49
Lonestar2000 posted...
I never got the appeal of watching other people play video games.

It can help you get better at the game
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TopicSo I went to this legit White Witch Wiccan mind body therapy thing...
stoltenberg11
08/18/17 3:53:18 PM
#15
odorless gas
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TopicRate these ULTRA HOT scene girls!
stoltenberg11
08/17/17 11:30:27 PM
#46
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Bullshit, I've been in the boardroom where shit like that decided promotions.

People bring their dates to boardroom meetings? Yeah, you're full of shit.


They bring them to parties and that is discussed in meetings. Learn to read.

sounds like you work for a shitty company
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TopicRate these ULTRA HOT scene girls!
stoltenberg11
08/17/17 9:37:15 PM
#25
middle girl in the last picture is the only one id consider calling hot
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TopicPick a number before entering: [1] [2] [3] [4]
stoltenberg11
08/17/17 5:52:32 AM
#13
4 ftw
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Topic18 year old killed Mom's abusive Boyfriend. Did he do the right thing?
stoltenberg11
08/17/17 4:05:55 AM
#26
thanosibe posted...
known2FAIL posted...
thanosibe posted...
known2FAIL posted...
thanosibe posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
I don't know if it's the "right thing" but it's morally justified and he shouldn't be charged imo.
Wow. You have been shit posting across the literal board today. Thank goodness your opinion is irrelevant.


Are you sure he is shit posting when many here agrees with him?
Do you want to live in a country where we check with one man's moral agenda to make sure before we commit murder that it will be without consequence?


No but his opinion isn't a shit post at all. You just disagree with it
Ok. Fair enough. We'll have to disagree on that. Condoning or pardoning murder is a pretty shitty opinion to me.

you know affirmative defense has been a thing for a long time right
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TopicTopic where I talk about my bubbly bootie
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 10:56:06 PM
#60
hey eastern Kansas has some nice rolling hills
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TopicThis 24 y/o Connecticut Girl DEFENDS her Relationship to a 64 YEAR OLD MAN!!
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 10:44:56 PM
#13
they look a lot closer in age than 40 years
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Topic18 year old killed Mom's abusive Boyfriend. Did he do the right thing?
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 10:04:22 PM
#4
Gotta protect the things important to you in life
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TopicWere pornstars the popular girls in highschool?
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 7:00:28 AM
#6
Nah popular girls all had rich parents and went to expensive colleges. Pornstars are like the cute but not popular/reject girls and teen moms.
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TopicHow do you feel about the atomic bombings of Japan in WWII?
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 1:42:59 AM
#42
ChromaticAngel posted...
gunplagirl posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
The us committed the most horrendous acts of terrorism in history as a result

I mean the holocaust was still worse

That raises the question, is a genocide terrorism?

I don't believe terrorism can be conducted by the state. Ergo, I don't believe the holocaust is terrorism. The genocide some colonials conducted in the Americas could be considered terrorism, however.

Nothing in the definition of terrorism excludes the state from being able to conduct it. I agree that the nukes were acts of terror, but I also think the Holocaust was. At the least, whatever the extent of their intentions was, the Nazis had to understand that the Holocaust would incite terror into millions of people.
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TopicHow do you feel about the atomic bombings of Japan in WWII?
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 1:05:39 AM
#13
gunplagirl posted...
The us committed the most horrendous acts of terrorism in history as a result

I mean the holocaust was still worse
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TopicBobcats confirmed back in my area for the first time in 150 years.
stoltenberg11
08/16/17 12:33:48 AM
#13
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
ItsYourFault posted...
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Capture a baby, raise it and then ride it into battle like He-Man.

its a bobcat not a tiger

He's not gonna find a tiger anywhere around him so he has to make due.

depending on where he lives he could find a mountain lion though
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TopicThis girl is 17.
stoltenberg11
08/15/17 8:44:00 PM
#24
Highwind07 posted...
Haha, C-Cup

glad im not the only one who heard that
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TopicIs having sex with a woman like wanting something so much and then
stoltenberg11
08/15/17 7:42:19 PM
#9
ReggieBush09 posted...
I was told sex isn't all that BY CE

lmao
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Topicwhat are your thoughts on John Carpenter's 'The Thing'
stoltenberg11
08/14/17 5:00:30 PM
#46
Very good movie. The costumes/art/makeup/practical effects look amazing compared to the cgi crapfests we get today.
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TopicITT your favorite pokemon (BESIDES Dunsparce)
stoltenberg11
08/14/17 7:33:34 AM
#10
Mimikyu
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TopicBest artist or band to start with the letter: U
stoltenberg11
08/14/17 7:04:59 AM
#73
Usher
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TopicI don't understand why some guys hit their girlfriend
stoltenberg11
08/13/17 1:34:51 AM
#48
wah wah wah has a pretty appropriate username.
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TopicI don't understand why some guys hit their girlfriend
stoltenberg11
08/12/17 11:35:37 PM
#33
because they get off on the power of being able to harm another human being and for the most part they believe there will be no repercussions for harming their girlfriends
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TopicDurant
stoltenberg11
08/12/17 7:44:38 AM
#20
Gamer99z posted...
Durant, Oklahoma because living in North Texas I hear about it a lot.

same here
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TopicNRA Spokesman said North Korea should BOMB CALIFORNIA instead of Guam!!
stoltenberg11
08/12/17 1:27:26 AM
#19
he should be arrested for treason
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TopicEsports being considered for the 2024 Olympic games
stoltenberg11
08/12/17 1:20:10 AM
#24
FrisbeeDude posted...
OctilIery posted...
I love esports, but no. Olympics are specifically physical.


You don't think dexterity and instant decision making are physical?

yeah, i mean shit rifling is already an olympic sport. not much difference in actual physical output
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
stoltenberg11
08/11/17 2:43:23 AM
#44
make friends with people in your own state

unless you live in like Wyoming or something where no one else lives then youre sol
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
stoltenberg11
08/11/17 12:45:05 AM
#42
So then you know the answer to the problem here
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
stoltenberg11
08/11/17 12:42:54 AM
#40
you should really go out and make some friends
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TopicPlaying a older game console makes me realize how messed up gaming is these days
stoltenberg11
08/10/17 8:15:09 PM
#11
jayj420 posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
TFW PC gaming is less complicated than current console gaming.

Fuck no PC gaming is the absolute worst, it takes all the problems of modern console gaming to the extreme.

Want to play a game? Gotta log into Steam, then you gotta download all your updates, then you gotta log into a completely separate service with a completely separate login that needs it's own updates, then when you do all that you still need to log into a different account on the actual game.

Combine that with all the constant maintenance and headaches of a Windows 10 operating system and it's the most annoying thing you can be doing these days.

not to mention you need additional voice comms programs and lfg apps/sites for group gaming too
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TopicOn my way to Seattle for Metallica and Avenged Sevenfold!
stoltenberg11
08/10/17 12:39:18 AM
#26
Sucks A7X only ever put out that one good album
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TopicDoes Jennifer Lawrence deserve to be the #1 paid female actress in the world?
stoltenberg11
08/09/17 7:59:07 PM
#11
I'm sure the average person likes seeing her in movies, so yeah she deserves it. She's far from the best actress though.
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TopicHow was Passengers starring Jennifer Lawrence?
stoltenberg11
08/08/17 11:13:13 PM
#23
hollow_shrine posted...
So cool concept. Wrong genre. Execution severely lacking in imagination. Buh-bye.

was the movie by any chance made by the same people that did the first Purge movie
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TopicChloe Grace Moretz fat-shamed by male co-star: I was bawling
stoltenberg11
08/08/17 10:44:17 PM
#10
why didnt she name names? what does she get out of protecting douchebags
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TopicThe intials B.R.
stoltenberg11
08/08/17 10:41:20 PM
#8
Simon_Petrikov posted...
(Halo 3) Battle Rifle

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TopicWere you rooting for: Bronn or Drogon?
stoltenberg11
08/08/17 10:40:30 PM
#17
DarthAragorn posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
ColeslawIsBad posted...
BootyGif posted...
Dickon

I thought i misheard his name then bron laughed after hearing it and i felt better about laughing at something so childish

Based off of a character named Dickon Manwoody in the books

I mean

I'm pretty sure Dickon Tarly was in the books

And I'm pretty sure he was joking
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TopicIs Rick and Morty THAT good?
stoltenberg11
08/08/17 10:38:24 PM
#23
It's not that good but it's good. Just watch it and ignore what the internet says about it.
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