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Topic | i like my women like difficulty progress in videogames |
Keith_Valentine 08/01/17 8:31:02 PM #3 | A fun challenge with a satisfying finish increases replayability. |
Topic | President Trump is now directly implicated in trying to cover up the Russia |
Keith_Valentine 08/01/17 8:29:28 PM #119 | NadYobWoc posted... s0nicfan posted...Anteaterking posted...s0nicfan posted...NadYobWoc posted... Watergate was weak. This Russia shit is weak. Shut up and get stuff done. |
Topic | Why you should be scared shitless of North Korea |
Keith_Valentine 08/01/17 5:51:48 PM #18 | REMercsChamp posted... zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...cyber rattling Discussion on ce. Ignore all the legit and thoughtful points, focus on spelling mistakes or incorrect word usage. Beautiful. He obviously meant 'saber rattling' and got auto correct or somethjng. Why would you even respond like that, tc? |
Topic | Why do men today avoid work + relationships and play video games all day? |
Keith_Valentine 08/01/17 5:48:08 PM #11 | Because they don't believe in themselves. |
Topic | TIPPING = you could've brought another meal with that money |
Keith_Valentine 07/31/17 6:39:57 PM #59 | I tipped my masseuse 20 on 60 last week. You know why? Cuz she was hot as fuck, and she'll remember it. Big blue eyes, burly arms, petite. So next month when she's rubbing my body down again, she'll be sure to do a good job. And I'm gona enjoy every second of it. |
Topic | why do you hate women? |
Keith_Valentine 07/31/17 6:33:34 PM #20 | One of my jobs is cooking. I enjoy yelling at female servers if they fuck with me. I love women.. too easily. If a girls got a nice ass and some tight pussy, I'm proly falling in "love". At the same time, I do have some serious resentments towards women. Thankfully it lessens as I get older and understand human nature better. |
Topic | It's such a shame John Wayne was so racist |
Keith_Valentine 07/31/17 5:33:54 PM #8 | So what? What do you want to do, dig him up and kill him again? |
Topic | It's such a shame John Wayne was so racist |
Keith_Valentine 07/31/17 3:55:01 PM #5 | Why don't you cry about it? |
Topic | Trump removes Scaramucci from communications director role |
Keith_Valentine 07/31/17 3:54:06 PM #53 | MAGA Screwy Scaramucci gotta go! |
Topic | Tinder feels kinda gross yo |
Keith_Valentine 07/31/17 12:14:07 AM #8 | It's an app to meet strangers for sex. |
Topic | I don't have a wife/son job or friends or anything. |
Keith_Valentine 07/30/17 6:31:18 PM #4 | Yea, fuck doing whatever she wants. Do what YOU want. Take your life back. Fuck that watering the plants shit. Go get a job, asap, even if it's washing dishes. You won't regret it |
Topic | This 20 y/o Blonde Girl was almost KILLED by 3 Black Men who were RACIST!! |
Keith_Valentine 07/30/17 1:14:16 PM #7 | This is society's fault. White society to be exact. I'd give them probation, because they didn't mean it. |
Topic | US Joint Chiefs blindsided by Trump's transgender ban |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 1:45:53 PM #34 | Yea, these Trump haters hate themselves more than anything. Proly an a shit load of meds, anti depressants and all that crap. Brains all fucked up and they dont even know it. All they know, is sex is unattainable in their present state. So they're mad as fuck |
Topic | Literally no girl liked me in my teens and in my 20's only psycho's liked me |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 1:42:24 PM #7 | LittleBirdy posted... Mandasnake posted...It got better. Psychos are better than nothing. That's your fault. You sound like a girl, that's why the girls treated you like a bitch. I know, it's vicious, that's life |
Topic | If you're not married by now then you have 3 options in women |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 1:37:56 PM #14 | Giant_Aspirin posted... X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...Or just marry a QT 18 year old innocent and respectable female. They can be trained. But good luck with a 18 year old woman, lol. After a few months when she's not scared of your dick as much, she'll start looking around at the situation. |
Topic | Why do people get butthurt over food stamps |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 1:13:02 PM #65 | Herugrim posted... My monthly income was $1236/month Wow, threatening murder, ok. So you are clearly not a mentally stable individual. You're language is so class warfare. Where do you live, that you work that much and make jack shit? Did you try getting a roommate or visiting a food pantry? Did you make smart moves and save up to improve your situation? Or do you just wana cry about it, wahhhhh, gimme food stamps, wahhhhhh, feed me I can't take care of myself WAHHHHH |
Topic | I'm in Fort Worth, Texas, and America is weird |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 1:08:35 PM #124 | Digging up the old shit, but I agree about how the US views women. Some guys are denying it and acting like we respect women as a whole. LoL, women are so sexually objectified in this country it's not even funny. Why do you think so many average dudes can't even talk to a girl, all they're thinking about is fucking them. Then they turn around and call themselves 'feminists' because they don't care if women have abortions and run around with their tits hanging out. It is sad. Are man/female dynamic is messed up, no doubt. |
Topic | It doesn't matter how much the food costs. Always tip 20% |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 12:45:35 PM #156 | Anisoptera posted... It sounds simple, but when you have dozens of tables to tend to at once in a timely matter it is stressful. You also have to cater to guests with a smile and never show any sign of weakness. Dozens of tables at once, bullshit. Most servers are working several tables at a time during dinner rush. Oh no, you cater to guests with a smile? You're actually listing that as if it's challenging to pretend not to hate everyone. *ahem* you are a SERVER. Your job is to SERVE, and wait on people as they eat. Waiters have an over blown opinion of themselves these days, because they tend to be more attractive. But you're in a service industry, it's your job to politely do what they want. Deal with it, you're over paid already. Also ftb to the op |
Topic | i hate how my friend CHECKS the FOOD BILL once they hand it to him |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 3:28:04 AM #10 | I always check my receipts to make sure no ones fucking me over. And I check my bag in the drive thru. Come at me. I take my life seriously You ragging on people for caring about their money? |
Topic | It doesn't matter how much the food costs. Always tip 20% |
Keith_Valentine 07/28/17 3:12:12 AM #137 | Agent M posted... My opinion on this is a little biased, because I work as a cook in a busy sit down restaurant. Servers are constantly complaining about their tips... acting greedy, spoiled, entitled, you name it. And yet, even on their worst night, they are still going to get paid more than me. All while sitting down reading the newspaper, doing a crossword puzzle, watching videos on their phone, taking a dozen smoke breaks, etc. Good post. But I tip poorly for poor service. I agree about server entitlement, ridiculous. There is some horrible service , they deserve nothing but the minimum. Few bucks. You aren't owed tips for being a server aka Fuck You |
Topic | It doesn't matter how much the food costs. Always tip 20% |
Keith_Valentine 07/27/17 8:56:39 PM #108 | EnragedSlith posted... I generally always tip just above 20%. It's an expected cost to eating at a restaurant, just like taxes. People who don't are basically robbing the service, and they're stupid assholes Tips are not like taxes. One is optional. Now a gratuity, that is like a service tax. You literally don't understand what a tip is. (Hint - you aren't entitled to a tip). How are they 'robbing the service'? If people didn't come in to eat, the server wouldn't have a job. Less people eating means less serving shifts. Attitudes like yours with these expectations are why restaurants fail. Alienating customers because you think they're cheap. Wow And they're 'stupid assholes' . Hey man, check this out. After reading your post, you come off as very stupid, and entitled. I can just picture you with various piercings proly, looking eternally bored, bitching to some chick that you only got 5$ on 40, mumbling as you walk away from tables. A spoiled mess |
Topic | Fuck the police part 2 |
Keith_Valentine 07/27/17 8:42:22 PM #32 | Man, this guy is a piece of work. You know that , Cup? You're a selfish, crappy son. And you have no accountability for the dumb shit you do, or how lazy you are. Sucks to have a generation that resembles you coming into age. We are doomed |
Topic | Fuck the police part 2 |
Keith_Valentine 07/27/17 8:37:46 PM #25 | "Why's this happening to me?!" Maybe you deserve it. Ever think that? Life isn't fair. You're sitting around bitching, letting your family go down in flames. How do you look yourself in the face? |
Topic | Damn liberals are out in full force tonight |
Keith_Valentine 07/27/17 12:01:35 AM #20 | Both sides are losing it. |
Topic | T-Gender Navy SEAL Purple Heart to GOP- 'Tell me to my face that I'm not worthy' |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 11:26:08 PM #58 | It's dumb as hell to enlist needy transgender people when there are plenty of recruits without those medical issues. Remember when Brad manning the traitor got the government to pay for his sex change? Wow that pissed me off. If a trans individual had had surgery already, the military would still be on the hook for their drugs. So they are bogging down the med because of their gender identification issues in a situation where lives are at stake. This isn't a fuckin game. Djt chose right. |
Topic | T-Gender Navy SEAL Purple Heart to GOP- 'Tell me to my face that I'm not worthy' |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 9:06:54 PM #38 | HogRiderreturns posted... Keith_Valentine posted...Is part of this an attempt by Trump admins to ensure people aren't joining the military with the intent to turn around and use military benefits to get free sex change operations? If you had transgender soldiers, wouldn't the military be required to pay for their ongoing hormone treatments indefinitely? Agreed. Logistically, it would almost certainly be a fucking nightmare. Hence the emotional appeals. 'Former navy seal stands up to evil Trump!!' Pure basic, emotional propoganda to push an agenda. No fucks given to the enormous problems that would be created by their demands. Only 6k. Why wouldn't i, as a business or.. military leader, not hire new recruits without these serious medical issues? |
Topic | Are people with really bad body odor not able to smell themselves? |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 9:02:48 PM #9 | It's like a cigarette smoker. They have no idea how bad they stink. To a non smoker, you're probably kinda gross. |
Topic | Justice Department arguing civil rights law doesn't protect LGBT people |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 8:56:45 PM #5 | Good. Read the article. It's in favor of laws passed by Congress, not judicial decree. |
Topic | T-Gender Navy SEAL Purple Heart to GOP- 'Tell me to my face that I'm not worthy' |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 8:53:20 PM #35 | Is part of this an attempt by Trump admins to ensure people aren't joining the military with the intent to turn around and use military benefits to get free sex change operations? If you had transgender soldiers, wouldn't the military be required to pay for their ongoing hormone treatments indefinitely? I would bet that is more likely than Trump actively hating trans people. His wife is a super model, he's DJT , he sees that shit everywhere. No big deal. |
Topic | Remember when a certain user on CE called a black man uppity |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 8:24:03 PM #14 | Tell this wimpy buffalo to quit being uppity |
Topic | ce, if this topic gets 30 posts I will get up off my ass and run a mile |
Keith_Valentine 07/26/17 8:22:27 PM #26 | Post Run run run |
Topic | imagine being a man under 5'7 |
Keith_Valentine 07/25/17 9:58:15 PM #19 | Doesn't matter as much as a girthy dong and a good attitude. |
Topic | I hope McGregor beats Mayweather. |
Keith_Valentine 07/23/17 1:08:58 PM #21 | MuayThai85 posted... Master Kazuya posted...MuayThai85 posted...He's a bigger douche than Mayweather and that's nearly impossible. How did he ruin them? Maybe the belt has been in limbo, but Conor has also brought unprecedented excitement and interest in Ufc overall. He is absolutely one of the most exciting athletes in any sport. Last person who fucked that division was Khabib, missing weight against Ferguson. This Mayweather fight is epic, I don't get any fight fan who isn't excited just to See this shit. It's gona be great no matter what. Even if Conor gets fuckin BODIED, that's still good times. Also? Alvarez is a Bitch |
Topic | OMG it might happen. Just found our unicorn. Now it comes down to the wife. *pic |
Keith_Valentine 07/23/17 11:50:10 AM #20 | Pretty woman. Go for it, report back with progress. Keep living the CE Dream. (White dude in asian country laying pipe) What happened with your Chinese friend you threatened to roundhouse cuz he lowballed your wife on that job? |
Topic | I think it's disgusting that gay and trans people are trying to be accepted. |
Keith_Valentine 07/23/17 11:44:28 AM #21 | Ic3Bullet posted... Because they shouldn't have to be trying. They should already be accepted. Why? Says who? |
Topic | you know how people complain about feminists and how x yand z aren't fair to men |
Keith_Valentine 07/23/17 10:38:12 AM #60 | Mandasnake posted... shockthemonkey posted...Yeah it'd be great if I could actually discuss men's issues like the ones I faced but instead people like you two show up and the topic goes to shit. Hehe. You forgot the Women like being dominated by men they respect. I can prove this. Feminism is a bunch of bullshit |
Topic | Why are people so dumb to think people are allowed to kill endangered animals? |
Keith_Valentine 07/22/17 9:58:55 PM #7 | MARKINGRAM22 posted... Do these idiots understand that they don't just allow people openly kill animals that will hurt an ecosystem or species. Also, just cause an animal doesn't exist in North America doesn't mean it is almost extinct just cause it is "exotic" to you. When people do kill things like Rhino's it is cause they are old, not breeding, and killing young ones. Then they are basically bid for 100's of thousands of dollars which goes to conservation, not to mention locals who are killed by these "beautiful" animals get meat, which is not always so common. So these people who hunt these animals, whether you like hunting or not, do so much more than these irresponsible critics. I was typing up something similar, thanks. The emotional hatred is.. surprising, and they feel morally superior as they celebrate a woman's suicide. Shocking She wasn't a poacher. |
Topic | C/D: Porn is a national health crisis! |
Keith_Valentine 07/21/17 6:22:29 PM #8 | Perverts men and women's ideas of what sex Should be Makes average people feel inferior Makes men insecure, believing their women isn't satisfied Men feel inadequate compared to porn stars huge genitals Makes women appreciate their man's sex less Women judge men on sexual prowess over ability to provide and be a good partner, or father People avoid sex because it begins to feel like pressure instead of pleasure Men feel undesirable because feelings of sexual inadequacy, opt out of dating all together Over sexualized society, which as we see, is awkward as fuck Taboo situations become more common, in a negative way (cheating, teachers having sex with kids, incest fantasy) Healthy relationships feel the same pressures. Even if you can get your wife off 5 times, he can do it 10 times. Leads to Never Feeling Good Enough |
Topic | C/D: Porn is a national health crisis! |
Keith_Valentine 07/21/17 6:10:55 PM #5 | Zembaphobia posted... I definitely think that porn addiction is widespread af but I just fail to see the harm. Like every article written about how porn addiction is so bad ends up lacking substance to its argument Huge problems with porn. Is it worth wasting my time typing an argument? Even a short one. |
Topic | This Texas Couple have 18 Hour ORGASMS just by HUGGING each other!! |
Keith_Valentine 07/20/17 10:10:52 PM #10 | thronedfire2 posted... she's probably never even had a real orgasm I want to have sex with her as an experiment. |
Topic | Republican tells Black People to GO BACK TO AFRICA in a Bizarre Tirade!! |
Keith_Valentine 07/20/17 6:42:58 PM #27 | He told em go back to Africa? Oh well. That aint shit to me. |
Topic | Difference between a good friend and a good boy/girlfriend. |
Keith_Valentine 07/20/17 10:09:37 AM #15 | Is there any way you could have sex and not turn into an emotional, clingy mess? |
Topic | I got my first BJ today. AMA |
Keith_Valentine 07/19/17 11:04:06 AM #13 | OpShaft posted... I've been told "salty gravy" before. That's not good. |
Topic | How the fuck can anybody find happiness in this sad sick world of ours? |
Keith_Valentine 07/19/17 2:49:49 AM #26 | voldothegr8 posted... Drugs and alcohol And sex. Also friendship and having a purpose. |
Topic | Am I wrong for being as angry as I am in this situation? |
Keith_Valentine 07/19/17 12:10:06 AM #31 | He was wrong to offer a bad deal but you were wrong to use the threat of violence so quickly. It sounds like he's a good sort to have for a friend, or at least not an enemy. Last thing you need is some dude stirring up shit for you because you're a foreigner with a bad reputation. Should have discussed it man to man instead of having your wife threaten him over the phone. |
Topic | The whole idea that someone inexperienced with women should practice |
Keith_Valentine 07/18/17 8:56:33 PM #48 | They're just saying if you want to git gud at something, you have to do it and practice at it. People can say whatever, even if you are well endowed, it still takes time to perfect your sex techniques. There are many areas you can improve in, so anyone saying they know it all, nah you don't The idea is if heaven forbid you actually meet a good girl you like, you won't just blow in 30 seconds and look like an amateur. Correction: reveal that you are are an amateur, and just hope she has the patience and desire to teach you. Would be a good idea to go in knowing how to kiss and not be a nervous stammering mess for starters. |
Topic | How much money should a person have saved up by 30? |
Keith_Valentine 07/18/17 2:15:22 AM #12 | Malfurion posted... Kamiccolohan posted...Malfurion posted...One hundred fifty thousand dollers It'll get better. If I was you, I'd be spending some of that money on drugs and tats, both will get you laid. |
Topic | Pics of ghetto Asian booty. |
Keith_Valentine 07/18/17 2:10:32 AM #59 | |
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