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Topichow do i become a cegal
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:28:11 AM
#15
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Harpie posted...
get a breast reduction


Make sure EVERYONE KNOWS!!!

lmao GOT EM

I knew you'd reply to this :P


Gettin off on all that attention.

Just imagine having a dude irl to give it to you.....
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Topichow do i become a cegal
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:26:40 AM
#13
Harpie posted...
get a breast reduction


Make sure EVERYONE KNOWS!!!
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:26:01 AM
#34
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Harpie posted...
#LordMarshalDaCegalHater


Youre a girl!? I didnt notice!

#ItsTheOnlyFuckingThingYouSayAndYourOnlyPersonalityTrait

Well, now it's two cegals you've gone on a tirade against and no men yet soooo


They arnt making petty topics begging for attention.

My topic is asking other people who their ce crushes are -_-


You mean Im-a-girl-look-at-me-topic#5923
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Topichow do i become a cegal
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:24:55 AM
#9
assassinCrash posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Dude nobody likes me except the other girls.


Close your account


Please
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Topichow do i become a cegal
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:23:36 AM
#2
Make alt and say your a girl. Complain your boobs are too big.
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:22:48 AM
#30
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Harpie posted...
#LordMarshalDaCegalHater


Youre a girl!? I didnt notice!

#ItsTheOnlyFuckingThingYouSayAndYourOnlyPersonalityTrait

Well, now it's two cegals you've gone on a tirade against and no men yet soooo


They arnt making petty topics begging for attention.
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:20:03 AM
#24
Harpie posted...
#LordMarshalDaCegalHater


Youre a girl!? I didnt notice!

#ItsTheOnlyFuckingThingYouSayAndYourOnlyPersonalityTrait
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:18:10 AM
#20
LittleRoyal posted...
LordMarshal posted...
I use to think guys on CE needed to get laid. But now i KNOW its the girls. Like seriously.

I'm not horny.


You get off on attention. Thats not a red flag or anything.
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TopicTonight I will cuddle with
LordMarshal
08/11/17 12:13:46 AM
#16
I use to think guys on CE needed to get laid. But now i KNOW its the girls. Like seriously.
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TopicTwo truths, one false. Others guess the false!
LordMarshal
08/10/17 11:58:35 PM
#18
-Troll
-Shitposter
-Massive penis
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 11:57:31 PM
#174
DreadedWave posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Why is that troll trolling?

@Mentions troll 4 times after he fucks off. Damn girls need lots of attention. Just go have sex instead of this sad petty shit.

Wat?


"LordMarshals a troll thats melting down because he wants harpie so bad or whatever bullshit"
*LordMarshal fucks off*
*Is mentioned 4 times afterwards*
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 11:53:43 PM
#171
Why is that troll trolling?

@Mentions troll 4 times after he fucks off. Damn girls need lots of attention. Just go have sex instead of this sad petty shit.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 8:25:02 PM
#118
"if so, have you considered that you might be a sociopath?

if not, have you considered that you might be a sexist bully who is piling on harpie out of a perception that there are no consequences for doing so?"


Lol, it took away from your point and made you seem hypocritical and i might have marked it. Or already did.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 8:19:07 PM
#112
Harpie posted...
Why do so many of my topics end up with people telling me off for my boobs? >.>


HEY CE I USE TO HAVE BIG BOOBS BUT THEN I GOT THEM REDUCED!!!! PERSONAL INFORMATION!

"Why does everyone tell me off about my personal life?"
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TopicWhy do a lot of people think Final Fantasy X's story was bad?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 8:15:43 PM
#36
Take anything cool about FFVII, shit on it, and there, you have X.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 8:14:36 PM
#107
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Almost every CEgal is an attention whore tbh. Some more than others


I dont understand though. Girls can just attend normal social events and a dude is bound to hit on them. So why waste time here? All of them are like "IM A GIRL, IMMA FLIRT ABOUT SEX IN THIS TOPIC! TEE HEE!!!!"
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 8:07:34 PM
#103
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
"No i dont want to see actual people in real life. I like making posts on CE more. I dont like real sex. Just talking about it generally on a video game sites social board about current events. That board was made for broad as hell barely flirting and talking about sex as a general idea!"

Sounds like you're just upset no one has a ce crush on you :P

Tadamoto19 posted...
I had a crush on harpie before she cut off her titties

Okay

LordMarshal posted...
If enough people mark this then its trolling and moddable. Thats literally how mods work. So if you piss off her crew and they all mark you this will be deemed trolling.

You know it ;)


Harpie is the most detention deprived person ive seen. Which is quite weird because she could have gotten all of the attention she ever wanted but decided to get rid of it. Might explain why she needs all the attention now though....
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TopicAs a black man, I've only had 1 negative interaction with the police
LordMarshal
08/10/17 8:02:26 PM
#5
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Was my Freshman year in college.
That was a good beginning sentence. Leave this whole space blank so people can take it in
We were on campus after a function and things started to get rowdy. The cops were getting mad and had some traffic stop going on. We were watching and laughing.
Wow! Really? Cool time for another space.
The cops told us to go home. We said we don't have to go home, we live on campus. The cop then came up to me and demanded we go home.
Time to rap this bad boy up
I replied "I'm straight"
No he didnt!
He said "You straight?
Oh yes he did!
I turned my back on him
The suspense is killing me!
He then demanded my identification and ran my identification.
NO WAY!
That was it.

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TopicWhy do a lot of people think Final Fantasy X's story was bad?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 7:58:00 PM
#26
Watch spoonys whole review on it. I could list what he said but lazy and im just repeating. I think X is pure garbage.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 7:53:15 PM
#95
Tadamoto19 posted...
I had a crush on harpie before she cut off her titties


If enough people mark this then its trolling and moddable. Thats literally how mods work. So if you piss off her crew and they all mark you this will be deemed trolling.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 7:51:17 PM
#93
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Why dont yall go have sex? Like literally. Unless youre 15 or under its not hard. Literally things like tinder that will find sex for you. Literally.

What in tarnation this is such a random question

This topic: "I could be having real literal sex but im instead refusing it and making empty flirtatious comments to anonymous users on a video game sites social board"

o.O
You okay there


"No i dont want to see actual people in real life. I like making posts on CE more. I dont like real sex. Just talking about it generally on a video game sites social board about current events. That board was made for broad as hell barely flirting and talking about sex as a general idea!"
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 7:47:31 PM
#88
Harpie posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Why dont yall go have sex? Like literally. Unless youre 15 or under its not hard. Literally things like tinder that will find sex for you. Literally.

What in tarnation this is such a random question


This topic: "I could be having real literal sex but im instead refusing it and making empty flirtatious comments to anonymous users on a video game sites social board"
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TopicWhy do Americans say 'GET A JOB' then make fun of people who get a job in retail
LordMarshal
08/10/17 7:45:32 PM
#9
EASY:

If you dont have a job: Get a damn job!
If you have a lowly job: Get a real job!
If you have a real job: Get a better job!
If you own a company and or rich: Fuck you because you dont understand the rest of us and it must have been given to you by your rich parents!
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 7:42:21 PM
#84
Why dont yall go have sex? Like literally. Unless youre 15 or under its not hard. Literally things like tinder that will find sex for you. Literally.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:50:10 PM
#65
ThePredominate posted...
Harpie posted...
ThePredominate posted...
It's a secret!

Whisper it in my ear, I won't tell nobody :3


All I'll say is it has an "a" and an "i" in the name


Adolf Hitler
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TopicKylie Jenner proves looks arnt everything.
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:48:52 PM
#4
V-E-G-Y- posted...
She's hot aa fuck doe


She literally should be. Go to the best cosmetic surgeons, throw infinite amounts of money at them and tell them to make you sexy. It will be done.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:47:24 PM
#63
Crush: a brief but intense infatuation for someone, especially someone unattainable or inappropriate.

Yeah, that was pretty cool in middle school.
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TopicWho's your ce crush?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:42:32 PM
#57
I hope this site gives you all the attention yall are looking for.
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TopicIs working at GameStop basically the dream job for gamers?
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:40:28 PM
#14
MAN, I hope sometime in the future we can look things up on Kampewturs. Like what people who have worked at Gamestop have to say about it. Jesus hell, get a clue.

J/k I know youre trolling.
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TopicSaints Row IV is $3.74 on steam right now.
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:34:54 PM
#5
Simple fun. Loved it. Bought it a few times for much more.
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TopicKylie Jenner proves looks arnt everything.
LordMarshal
08/10/17 6:34:05 PM
#1
Theyre just fame, fortune, and A LOT of attention.
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TopicVideo game logic
LordMarshal
08/10/17 2:00:51 PM
#12
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Q7SNBHQ


Been a while since i lol irl due to picture.
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TopicLittleRoyal is warned
LordMarshal
08/10/17 1:51:55 PM
#115
Veggeta_MAX posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Everyone here just wants attention. Nothing to be ashamed about.

False. I only want positive attention.


Ill be honest. I like negative attention online and positive irl.
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TopicLittleRoyal is warned
LordMarshal
08/10/17 1:49:08 PM
#112
Everyone here just wants attention. Nothing to be ashamed about.
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TopicMy gf thinks you guys are all crazy.
LordMarshal
08/09/17 10:30:47 PM
#14
Well my gf thinks your gf should mind her own damn bussiness.
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TopicWhat do you call a class full of SJWs?
LordMarshal
08/09/17 10:17:33 PM
#45
Make alts
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TopicLittleRoyal is warned
LordMarshal
08/09/17 10:12:51 PM
#71
Make alts.
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TopicDo women even really like sex with men.
LordMarshal
08/09/17 10:05:45 PM
#41
Sayoria posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Sayoria posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Sayoria posted...
Can't wait to change. I can only expect it to be extremely pleasurable.

I thought you were asexual?

Legit question, could swear you said that.


No. I very much have sexual attraction towards men. I don't to, but I do.

I can't quite wrap my head around that, but I dated an ace girl once. I'm used to not understanding another's sexuality.


It's kind of like this.

- I am in a male body, but I have always had sexual fantasies as a woman.
- My sexual fantasies always have been of me getting front service from a man.
- I personally find women more physically attractive and more on the same, connective state-of-mind as myself.

Simply, I want to be with a woman, but my body is like "God, I need a man."

My body wants something different than my mind does.


What a special snowflake.
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TopicCop Won't Stop Pointing Gun At Passenger (VIDEO)
LordMarshal
08/09/17 9:22:16 PM
#9
Hes a gangster yet the cop is holding the gun sideways with no answer as to why hes doing it.

Tell them to hold on and wait in your cruiser. If they take off you are already up there ass and it might justify pulling your gun.
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TopicBest friend since childhood is to marry in the next year, it really upsets me...
LordMarshal
08/09/17 8:05:41 PM
#13
"Honey, youre "friend" is crying about us on a video game sites socoal board"

"Who?"
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TopicYou're at da urinals and a MtF trans stands next to you
LordMarshal
08/09/17 8:01:47 PM
#8
Whats "da"?
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TopicOccasionally I watch gay porn.
LordMarshal
08/09/17 7:21:47 PM
#22
Whoa! This is edgy!
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TopicITT: One of the best How I Met Your Mother scenes of all time
LordMarshal
08/09/17 7:18:58 PM
#2
Every scene is like

"Hur hur, were awkward! ISNT THAT FUNNY!?"
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TopicHave you ever deeded to a warm toilet seat when the previous user was a hot girl
LordMarshal
08/09/17 7:17:10 PM
#3
This wont get modded.
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TopicCop Won't Stop Pointing Gun At Passenger (VIDEO)
LordMarshal
08/09/17 6:49:55 PM
#4
Ok, hypothetically lets say this was a "gangster" that was going to apparently shoot or kill the cops. What was his plan? Pull over, wait until cop comes to window and then go reach for the gun in front of the cop and then apparently shoot the cop?

That sounds stupid and if that was the plan he would long be dead.

But standing there with your gun pointing in the passengers face is unacceptable.
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TopicAVGN really fell off a cliff.
LordMarshal
08/09/17 6:24:15 PM
#77
JonTron, before the racial whatever, already slowed videos down to like twice a year. Guess he was bored of himself.
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TopicWhy does the world seem so racist now?
LordMarshal
08/09/17 6:23:01 PM
#58
Axiom posted...
Nasty_Nitro posted...
I was playing Poker with some guys (Who were white) and one of them who had been giving me weird looks all night suddenly decides to tell me he supports "Separate but Equal Segregation" and believes that all races should only be "With Each Other" also they were all Trump supporters (I think that does matter)

Should've flipped the table


This is a weird example. You were playing poker with a group of apparent racist, that agreed to play poker with a race they seemed to hate and they felt the need to just share theyre racist views with you. End of story.

If Im with a group of, any race really, and they just decided to share with me how much they hate white people then i would leave.
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TopicAVGN really fell off a cliff.
LordMarshal
08/09/17 6:17:39 PM
#75
UnfairRepresent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Whats weird is i feel none of the other "angry game reviewers" took off and the whole angry game reviewer gimmick died. I actually think its funny if you make good points as to why the games bad and why it makes you so angry.

Oh well, its not cool anymore so.

Angry Joe is still around and big, even though he just pissed off his entire fanbase.

Although he's not that angry despite his name so I guess that's a moot point


He wasnt ever that angry or consistently angry. I forget why i stopped watching him. He did something that just turned me off him and now your saying he pissed off his fan base which is consistent with why i stopped watching.

He pissed off his fanbase because he does less Angry Reviews for video games than he used to and does reviews of movies and blogs about TV shows instead.

Also he does loads of stuff on Twicth now.

Then he said he was going on a 4 month vacation from doing Angry Reviews and everyone snapped at him.

What's quite funny is everyone is split 50-50 on whose being the jerk, the fans or him. On youtube, Reddit, Twitch, Facebook even here.


I feel i am a fan of the content, not the person. If giving me the content i want is such a hassle ill simply look elsewhere, which is what i did.
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TopicWhy does the world seem so racist now?
LordMarshal
08/09/17 6:15:49 PM
#56
When i hear about racism its generally this concept of these white oppressors and or the idea that its ALL white people and its generally towards black people. I rarely hear other races being offensive because its OK for them to do what ever and nothings racist towards white people.

The evil white people VS any other race but usually black people scenario gets old. There is actual racism but if it keeps being portrayed in this broad generalization I just dont think people will care.
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TopicAVGN really fell off a cliff.
LordMarshal
08/09/17 6:11:47 PM
#73
UnfairRepresent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Whats weird is i feel none of the other "angry game reviewers" took off and the whole angry game reviewer gimmick died. I actually think its funny if you make good points as to why the games bad and why it makes you so angry.

Oh well, its not cool anymore so.

Angry Joe is still around and big, even though he just pissed off his entire fanbase.

Although he's not that angry despite his name so I guess that's a moot point


He wasnt ever that angry or consistently angry. I forget why i stopped watching him. He did something that just turned me off him and now your saying he pissed off his fan base which is consistent with why i stopped watching.
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