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TopicDoes every guy look better with the undercut hairstyle?
PoopPotato
08/14/17 10:28:43 PM
#13
Just do the safer 1950s fade with enough to comb or slick back on top
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TopicMaybe I should get a fidget spinner.
PoopPotato
08/14/17 3:03:31 PM
#15
We got our daughter some liquid stuff you can put on your nails to stop nail biting or thumb sucking. Tasted terrible. Only took one application for her to stop sucking her thumb.
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TopicITT we post the dumbest electronic gadget designs
PoopPotato
08/14/17 11:26:27 AM
#4
First thing that came to mind was the Nokia taco phone
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TopicIf the movie Blank Check were made today...
PoopPotato
08/14/17 11:18:43 AM
#10
He got the house for 300k, but still had enough to get a date with that sexy cop
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TopicNow these White Supremacist Neo Nazis are being doxxed and losing their jobs
PoopPotato
08/14/17 11:10:46 AM
#23
Damn, that's pretty crazy.
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TopicNow these White Supremacist Neo Nazis are being doxxed and losing their jobs
PoopPotato
08/14/17 11:03:16 AM
#9
Is this legal? I mean, you couldnt fire someone for going to a DNC convention.
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TopicBlack people of CE: How did you first learn about the n-word?
PoopPotato
08/13/17 6:44:34 PM
#10
When I was just a young baller. Some little white kid said "no."
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TopicNeed some easy mixed drinks to make at home
PoopPotato
08/13/17 6:41:51 PM
#16
Topic:^) is by far the most passive-aggressive emoticon
PoopPotato
08/13/17 11:50:40 AM
#3
I'm smarter than you, kid. :^)
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TopicWould you ever bang an escort?
PoopPotato
08/12/17 1:39:13 PM
#37
Yeah, but I wouldn't cuddle with her.
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TopicFavorite carnival food?
PoopPotato
08/11/17 11:38:10 AM
#10
TopicI won about $225.24 a month in Bitcoin tonight
PoopPotato
08/06/17 2:08:33 AM
#22
I honestly don't see how this is going to ever really catch on. All currency is basically digital now, and isn't it kind of hard to liquidate your coins?
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TopicI live in the Netherlands AMA
PoopPotato
08/04/17 5:06:17 PM
#14
I have a connecting flight in Amsterdam tomorrow. How's the weather
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TopicOverweight veterans build bridge for girl who had to carry wheelchair bound mom.
PoopPotato
07/27/17 1:55:37 PM
#6
George r r. Martin building bridges and shit.
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TopicYou ever have sex with someone yourself or others considered a hoe?
PoopPotato
07/27/17 1:43:54 PM
#3
Lost my virginity to one. Don't care. Gotta start somewhere
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TopicHave you ever met a transgender person in real life?
PoopPotato
07/27/17 1:36:47 PM
#29
I was sitting at a bar by myself one time and noticed a lonely woman across the way. She was of average looks but I kept catching her glancing my way. After a couple of beers I decided to sit next to her and spit out my best introduction.
"I'm poop potato, I'd like to buy you a drink. What are you having?"
She looked up at me, pulled her long hair to the side to reveal her Adam's apple and said in a gravely voice, "estrogen."

So I ordered her a beer and we played darts. Good times.
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TopicShort/Tall people in the military
PoopPotato
07/27/17 1:28:38 PM
#25
There's this really cool thing that the military uses when it wants to break the rules. It's called a waiver, and it's more powerful than General Patton in a Sherman tank with the high ground and 15 minutes to plan.
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Topic'Coming to' and 'Leaving' Netflix in August 2017
PoopPotato
07/27/17 11:11:22 AM
#17
New season of Wet Hot American Summer. Hell yeah
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TopicDon't you people ever see both sides?
PoopPotato
07/27/17 10:16:33 AM
#26
We're stuck in tribal mode. Gotta eat some special candy to force our evolution
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TopicWhat the fuck? The mobile site just changed.
PoopPotato
07/26/17 2:51:51 PM
#13
Still needs Java for the menu option. Nice try.
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TopicGamefaqs mobile redesigned?
PoopPotato
07/26/17 2:51:01 PM
#2
Must have just changed.
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TopicI as an American with family in the military agree with my president.
PoopPotato
07/26/17 12:53:05 PM
#12
Nobody honestly gives a shit. We are just happy to not have to do the transgender briefing anymore.
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Topicwho is the most famous gay person of all time?
PoopPotato
07/26/17 12:26:45 PM
#12
TopicIs War for the Planet of the Apes a box office disappointment?
PoopPotato
07/26/17 11:07:16 AM
#7
It was still good, just not much of a war
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TopicIs War for the Planet of the Apes a box office disappointment?
PoopPotato
07/26/17 11:01:16 AM
#5
It shifted tones halfway through the movie.
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TopicPeople who don't know what "Going HAM" means
PoopPotato
07/26/17 10:58:00 AM
#5
Done went Ham on Porky Pig.
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TopicTrump administration will not allow trans people to serve in military
PoopPotato
07/26/17 10:25:49 AM
#179
The only issue would be with positions that require you to be on PRP, such as flying status or working around nuclear weapons. They always took that very seriously and didn't want us working if we were having even the slightest mental or physical issue that could hinder the mission.
That being said, there are hundreds of jobs that don't require PRP that anyone could do. If someone wants to serve, let them serve. Just don't pay for their cosmetic surgery. That goes for women who get their breast implants paid for as well.
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TopicSaw Event Horizon...*spoilers*
PoopPotato
07/25/17 9:05:10 PM
#6
I feel that almost all great scary movies fall into the pit of great atmosphere and set up, only to be let down by the big reveal. Event Horizon is one of those. Your mind is trying to figure out just what the hell is going on and the it is revealed that Hell is going on.
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TopicHave you ever gotten a massage at a massage place?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 8:20:05 PM
#12
I'm gonna try one of those sensory deprivation tanks soon.
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TopicCancelled video games you're still sad about
PoopPotato
07/25/17 7:43:52 PM
#57
Command and conquer Renegade. Or did that actually come out?
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TopicDr. CE, the lower left side of my back is experiencing discomfort and pain
PoopPotato
07/25/17 2:18:27 PM
#2
TopicFacial hair policies at work are a ridiculous concept.
PoopPotato
07/25/17 2:12:44 PM
#10
If you work with the public, either shave or keep it well groomed. Dudes with scraggly facial hair look disgusting. Be conscious of how you present yourself. It matters.
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TopicAnyone (men or women) want to meet up?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 2:09:57 PM
#4
Meet me at the Target in Maysville. I'll be in the Dorito aisle.
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TopicWill America rename all Russian food now?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 2:09:00 PM
#2
Rooster Sauce

What's Vodka gonna be?
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:41:02 PM
#183
Price comes out to exactly 20 dollars.

"woah, I'll never do that again!"


Price comes out to 6.66

Oh shit, lemme buy this stick of gum.
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TopicWhere can the Avengers go after infinity war?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:35:11 PM
#19
I don't want it to turn into DBZ, with a bigger badder dude every year.

"we can't win, Steve."

"humph. I've been holding back this entire time."

"wha....what?"

"ive studied the Constitution and I found a few extra amendments on the back. I can use the power of the fore fathers to tap into my Executive Decisions."

,*Transforms into Major America*
"EMINENT DOMAIN!"
"Its... Not... Possible.... Bleeeeeeeh"
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TopicWhere can the Avengers go after infinity war?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:18:16 PM
#13
Topic"They pushed Obamacare through!"
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:17:41 PM
#3
We have to pass it to know what's in it.
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TopicBest movies of the decade so far?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:15:22 PM
#2
Whore for the planet of the Gapes
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TopicPutting vital information just in the title of your email is like
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:09:46 PM
#3
Dude, important people get so many emails every hour, it's hard to tell which ones matter. Just put your attention grabber in the title.
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TopicDC Comics says the comic book industry in on the brink of collapse
PoopPotato
07/25/17 1:07:05 PM
#20
Marvel unlimited is pretty nice on tablets. Just set it to smart panel mode and it reads in order panel by panel.
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TopicWhat IS she wearing?
PoopPotato
07/25/17 10:37:18 AM
#6
What movie is that from? I've seen it but I forgot what it is.
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TopicWhen did you git gud with women?
PoopPotato
07/24/17 2:13:28 PM
#31
Never got gud, just Learn3d to not be so creepy and just be cool around 22 years old.
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Topicmasenko might be cool, but kienzan (destructo disc) is the coolest ki attack
PoopPotato
07/24/17 2:09:54 PM
#5
They're all the same. Part of why I had to stop watching the show.
Masenko is a Kamehameha from your forehead.
Final Flash is a Kamehameha from your chest.
Special beam cannon is a Kamehameha from your finger tip.
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TopicI am going to have a bath, CE. How do I have a bath?
PoopPotato
07/24/17 2:06:30 PM
#3
Boil water and add it in. Poor folks will survive.
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Topicwhy are cheetos and mtn dew the stereotypical 'gamer' foods
PoopPotato
07/24/17 2:00:41 PM
#11
TopicIn Marvel comics, how have they ever managed to repel Galactus?
PoopPotato
07/24/17 1:58:58 PM
#14
That battle with Old man Thor was cool.
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TopicC/D: you eat nothing but comfort foods
PoopPotato
07/24/17 1:55:02 PM
#9
Biscuits and sausage gravy every morning
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TopicIt's just not fucking fair that donuts are so calorie dense.
PoopPotato
07/24/17 1:53:23 PM
#50
Caseys has good donuts but their pizza is divine.
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TopicI love airports
PoopPotato
07/24/17 12:27:36 PM
#2
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