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DUDE LOL

I feel like you planned out this epic plot twist beforehand.
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getting laid is easy lmao just post dank memes
-PaddysPub

Forgot to describe the process.

Basically I usually just close my eyes and do what is described as anal breathing, (no homo(but that's fine too don't mod me)) sitting or laying in a comfortable position where my limbs are relaxed, slowly regulating my breathing with a simple visualization such as inhaling a clean white energy (but i visualize smoke), and exhaling a dark black smog (negative energy) while I pretty much just put my body to sleep, and it's weird to people when I get high and do that and it looks like I'm falling asleep, but I'm just relaxing my ass off

It's kind of cool as you clear your mind and quickly begin to feel better
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getting laid is easy lmao just post dank memes
-PaddysPub

Stripper easily
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getting laid is easy lmao just post dank memes
-PaddysPub

Yeah. Being a stressed out more than 50% of the time bipolar mess, it is a necessity to ground myself from time to time, to remember what is truly important again and let go of any negative emotions or thoughts I am having.
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getting laid is easy lmao just post dank memes
-PaddysPub

https://cleverdesignsperth.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/scrubs.jpg

Those people don't look all that fly to me.

no what

You haven't even shared why it is you know her last name... but if you want to be a martyr that badly, ok

I'm the only correct voter thus far. Y'all really thought it would get any more?

But now you'll just vote to make me wrong, so fuck you.

That was a cool ass movie but endings like that make me lose faith in God.

:[ Who in the fuck thought that was a good idea? Why would they end the movie without ending the movie? They go that far to protect the relic and countless men die in the name of the Lord and for what? It makes no sense

Make Hillary confess her sins.

Why don't you just... not waste money at all

and save every penny towards something you would actually enjoy/use? o.o

So you started astral projecting in church.

Don't get me wrong, God's a cool guy, but I thought he didn't like that.

Lolwtf, this was the best way ever for me to learn about this console's existence.

Can you stick your toe in your v?

Now I remember why I love PotD.

I'm not even gonna lie I had Sunny marked as "nothing to like about him" but I haven't been here in three months and decided to remove that since I don't remember why I did it.

I guess not keeping that to myself also qualifies as rude.

...Does that mean I suck too?

ParanoidObsessive posted...

If you finally started dating the girl I loved, I'd be deliriously happy.

PO is a cuck confirmed

So I'd be dead like right around Christmas. Ok.

It's not like I chose this username cause I'm enjoying myself.

ChrisHanson24 posted...

WD-40 kills all insects instantly

Why didn't I know this? Definitely a pro-tip

^Friggin lol'd

ChrisHanson24 posted...

spray them with wd-40 problem solved

How does this help bro?

Or when you are trying to kill flies behind the window blinds, trying to smash them with your hand, and they just keep playing games with you, fluttering around to avoid their incoming death

Sons of annoying bitches... l:

I like my chocolate hot.

The_Beta_Male posted...

let me put it in a way you might better understand since it's simple: you don't fuck somebody's peeh***, right? b/c waste comes from it, same with the rear end; it's meant to be a one-way, exit-only. case closed.

but if biology were different and it actually WAS large enough to enter...

you can bet your dickhole that there is someone out there that would put theirs inside it

case reopened

MrMelodramatic posted...

You wake up in a beautiful house next to a beautiful wife.
What do you do?

So my real life was just a dream and I'm actually happily married?

Man, what a shitty dream! This is the life.

I guess I go make babies now.

Not my Doctor

reeeeeee

I guess I wake the fuck up eventually since she's the girl of my dreams

Man, what a weird dream.

Actually, I think I confused myself. Let me rephrase that.

Seems like I don't really know that much about you.

My original comment actually should have been taken as a compliment, if there was any confusion.

I like helly's arguments, but I don't want to be the guy he's arguing with, lol

am I the only one that thinks this topic is silly?

by your logic, no

lol

Doctor Foxx posted...

Maaaan I get great draws on a cheap little ego Aio. You need good juice.

I think that must be the case, I've never opted for cheap juice before. I actually was wanting Ego AIO coils, too. (That was what I got the good draw off but that also may have just been the last bit of good juice I had left in the coil before refilling it with the cheap stuff) My other mod is pretty bulky with the baby beast (eVic AIO 75w) Vape shop was closed today though.

I guess this is my personal bitching/struggle with tobacco outlet topic now.

I bought a new Baby Beast coil but this juice isn't doing jack shit for me. Can't tell if it's the coil (reading ~0.24 ohms when it is listed as 0.15 ohms), or if it's just because it's cheap watery $5 juice. Probably is the juice but regardless this is pissing me off (the vapor feels inert).

... :l so i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette

better than fapping I guess

Hey, it's you.

IBeveryone else

Seems like you watch a lot of TV

Krazy_Kirby posted...

helIy posted...

this might beat out standard ham and cheese.

it's literally just a hand held chicken pot pie.

pepperoni are the best ones. gtfo with the ham

But do they still taste the same way they did a decade ago for you? Cause I really wonder if my taste buds changed or something.

Because a lot of "pizza foods" taste strange to me now. The hot pockets in particular, and if I recall, some of those totino's pizzas. There is something really weird about it, the cheese, the sauce, or the pepperoni, something in there tastes rancid to me now.

I like the idea of the wall. But realistically, smugglers, traffickers, and illegals are craftier than that. They use the underground tunnels, catapults, and then there are people who literally fly over the border using improvised machines or whatever else they come up with to make it to their destination.

And I don't see the wall helping with those issues, but whatever.

When shaving and stuff, men do

But when in the shower, my mom is the only one that clogs up the drain.

So naturally I did smoke the cigarette. Woke up from a string of very odd dreams/borderline nightmares and filled up an old e-cig i figured the coil was shot in. Ahh sweet relief. The coil is completely shot now though.

In comparison, the relief I get from an e-cig is magnitudes higher than a cigarette cause I don't get the cardiotoxic effects (or whatever the correct term may be for the fact that cigarettes are toxic and make me feel weak), when I only want the nicotine.

A lame and problematic addiction for me. It seems without any decent alternative, I will end up ingesting anything that comes my way to relieve the internal conflict that I am plagued by. Though besides the odd DM tablet, I am not actively looking to use any drugs at the moment. And honestly, I'm surprised DXM is even legal given the fact it has antidepressant efffects.

So thanks government and marijuana laws, you suck. And after writing this, a horribly intense stomachache has come about. What am I supposed to do for that? Smoke a cigarette, drink a beer? Yeah fucking right. With my various problems I don't think I'll ever be able to get a job.

PyroBlade1985 posted...

I hate Hot Pockets.

I was just gonna say I prefer the ham & cheese variation.

but this is just blasphemy

I know better than to argue with helly about food. or, well, pretty much anything at all

I guess I could have tried watching the dub first. Actually, I did want to, but all I had found was the sub and it's kind of late now sooo yeah...

but waiting sux

y tho

Midoriya is already a fucking crybaby, I don't know if I could handle that in English.

Other than that it's pretty cool, not a bad show so far, even though the format is kind of repetitive. But I like it.

shit. what alternate universe have i stumbled into this time

By the way, since we are on the topic of being cheap, for anyone this might be relevant to, Domino's is having a special that I believe ends tomorrow, that if you order online you can have it for 50% off.

Pizza should always cost this much o-o

I'd rather have a KFC 3d printer.

Not a 3D printer with the KFC logo on it, a 3D printer that prints KFC food.

Don't ask me how the fuck it works, if I knew, I would have invented it already.

Never change, MasterSword546. :]

pun very much intended.

I'm gonna look at it this way, since I am of the straight persuasion, and we are of the assumption that the other guy is decently attractive, for me to be attracted to him, he would therefore have to be a very passable transsexual. And since you guys are so tolerant, that means she's actually a woman. therefore i'm not gay, and two million dollars richer.

how bout dah

SunWuKung420 posted...

http://chronicle.su/wp-content/uploads/tsoukalosaliens1.jpg

Sorry, Giorgio Tsoukalos popped into my head instantly. loool

Other: Ginger Ale!

Preferably cranberry. If there's no cranberry, buy cranberry juice and mix it up.

I mean I guess this is a lemon lime topic? >_> But that's the point of my post, I don't prefer those lemon lime drinks at all.

darcandkharg31 posted...

RIP_Supa posted...

I'm gonna go smoke some stems instead

Enjoy your headache! :)

Eh people always say that, but it's really not that adverse. I mean I don't get a headache.

faramir77 posted...

Shit like this amazes me. I've been smoking cigars for the last 2 years but never feel impulsed to smoke them. I very easily could quit forever if I wanted to. I'm on holidays right now, I haven't smoked a cigar in nearly 3 weeks, and I feel no urge to have one.

Yeah, I told myself that, and felt the same way about cigarettes for years. Then shit happens in your life where the choices you make to enjoy yourself in your free time slowly turn into a basic necessity to not feel like killing yourself

So eh, do what you want, just don't let it get to the point where it's the only thing that gives you comfort anymore. This can be said for all drugs, or anything in life that gives you comfort. Such as love or companionship. That's addictive easily. Which is partly why I'm a drug addict.

We don't carry coins to give out as change when we deliver.

Why? I thought you were trying to make a tip.

Been smoking on and off (but mostly on) for like ten years now. :L Every time I run out of vape juice and have no money, I only last like a day or two before I bum cigs off my dad again and get re-addicted. Fucking sucks. I smoked like three cigarettes yesterday and I have one more in my drawer, but I don't want to smoke it. I'm trying to get at quitting again. But just keeping it there is obviously a sign I'm going to fail myself eventually.

It's terrible how my body tells me "Just smoke it, it'll ease the pain of living" but logic tells me "You're gonna feel shitty afterwards" then my brain says "you already feel shitty what's the difference" then my lungs say "FEED MEEE"

..I'm gonna go smoke some stems instead