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TopicSo no one picked up a 2DS?
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:59:08 PM
#2
Not being able to close was the dumbest decision
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TopicI'm going to use this image to react to everything
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:52:25 PM
#20
Oh god, I can't stop laughing
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TopicDo dumbasses seriously buy this shit? >_>
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:49:59 PM
#45
kuwab0 posted...
sWp6RhM
Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

THERE'S A BETTER WAY?????
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Topicwhy did Bulma have to wear the bunny outfit again
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:40:28 PM
#7
Because boners
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TopicCan jet fuel melt steel beams?
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:39:16 PM
#5
@scar the 1 posted...
There's a clever xkcd about this.

https://xkcd.com/966/

This one lol?
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TopicSpider Man 2 is so overrated...
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:29:28 PM
#22
SwayM posted...
Slayerblade11 posted...
Train scene is better than 95% of stuff in current superhero movies. Plus it did really good job of showing how much being Spider-man fucks up his life.


You mean this garbage?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yRhRZB-nqOU/maxresdefault.jpg

http://nothingbutmemory.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Spidey2_train.jpg

"we wont tell nobody"

Shut the fuck up Joey Diaz. This whole scene brought the movie down at least 3 points.

Only reason they won't tell anyone is because Parker is a nobody
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TopicEuropean people put milk first and then cereal . . .
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:27:26 PM
#8
NibeIungsnarf posted...
Are you confusing Europeans with Canadians again?

Awww hell no, we kill people who do that up here. For the greater good
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TopicEuropean people put milk first and then cereal . . .
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:25:32 PM
#6
So everyone over there is a child?
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TopicDo dumbasses seriously buy this shit? >_>
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:21:54 PM
#36
weapon_d00d816 posted...
So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice.

Because we live in the FUTURE!
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Topicwe have maggots in the oven can we just cook them or what
gmanthebest
07/29/17 8:17:48 PM
#3
Extra protein
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TopicIt doesn't matter how much the food costs. Always tip 20%
gmanthebest
07/29/17 6:49:38 PM
#255
EvalAngell posted...
Went to a beergarden with some friends about 2 weeks ago and we ended up getting a table and a server because the high tops by the bar had no place to sit.

Our bill came on one big tab and we all chipped in what we thought was a reasonable amount. (Remember, she's just serving us drinks). So as we're leaving the waitress tracks us down. I thought she was going to say we forgot something or to thank us again. Instead she says "Thanks you cheap fucks, glad you could spare some change for me!" Apparently my friend who calculated the bill and handed the cash over only left her like 10 bucks on a $100+ tab. Not a good look but whatever.

Damn dude, what a fucking bitch.

Personally, I only tip for above and beyond. Anything less is just doing your job.
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Topicwhile dealing with a madman, police officer casts barrier to stop him.
gmanthebest
07/29/17 6:48:23 AM
#3
It's super effective
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
gmanthebest
07/28/17 9:15:33 PM
#239
Mikablu posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Zero_Destroyer posted...
Don't work in retail, but question: Is it generally appreciated that I put buggies back in the collection at the front of the store when I'm done shopping? I've done this at Kroger ever since 2014 since they were extremely helpful and held my items in storage while I swung back to the house to get the correct debit card.

Very much so. As long as they're not just in the middle of the parking lot, we're happy. People love the excuse of, "I'm making sure some poor schmuck is employed to bring in carts." When in reality, we just get a cashier or someone who isn't doing anything at the moment to grab the carts from outside. I've never seen anyone whose job title is just "Carter Pusher".

Whenever I see a messy cart return area, I try to straighten it up a bit to make it easier on the employees. Try to make up a bit for the asshole customers, y'know?

Actually, that reminds me. A few weeks ago I was at the grocery store and I had some time to kill before going home, so I took a few minutes to completely straighten up the cart return near the doors. It went from completely full of random carts to about 1/3 full of neat rows of carts. When I was done, one of the employees came over and actually hugged me for doing that.

Holy shit dude, you're amazing
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
gmanthebest
07/28/17 3:12:47 PM
#230
Zero_Destroyer posted...
Don't work in retail, but question: Is it generally appreciated that I put buggies back in the collection at the front of the store when I'm done shopping? I've done this at Kroger ever since 2014 since they were extremely helpful and held my items in storage while I swung back to the house to get the correct debit card.

Very much so. As long as they're not just in the middle of the parking lot, we're happy. People love the excuse of, "I'm making sure some poor schmuck is employed to bring in carts." When in reality, we just get a cashier or someone who isn't doing anything at the moment to grab the carts from outside. I've never seen anyone whose job title is just "Carter Pusher".
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TopicDo you think you are more intelligent than I am?
gmanthebest
07/28/17 11:42:11 AM
#192
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Anyone who is seriously saying no should be banned for underaged user (because they must be less than five years old).



They are just simply being honest participants.

LMFAO, good one
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TopicHair salon with no nen allowed sign because of Muslim privilege
gmanthebest
07/28/17 6:58:10 AM
#15
Hope they get sued for discrimination
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TopicDo you think you are more intelligent than I am?
gmanthebest
07/28/17 6:48:39 AM
#189
Anyone who is seriously saying no should be banned for underaged user (because they must be less than five years old).
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/27/17 5:31:10 PM
#158
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
@TheRealDill2000

How about this: you give me ONE legitimate reason to drive drunk, and I'll close my account.

I don't want you to close your account, but I have already provided reasons.

Can't even name one legitimate reason? Oh wait, there are none
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/27/17 1:47:12 PM
#121
fenderbender321 posted...
Saying there is no reason to drink and drive is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted on this site...

So you admit that you're closing your eyes when you post?
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/27/17 12:46:49 PM
#110
@TheRealDill2000

How about this: you give me ONE legitimate reason to drive drunk, and I'll close my account.
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Topic'Coming to' and 'Leaving' Netflix in August 2017
gmanthebest
07/27/17 11:53:56 AM
#23
DuranOfForcena posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Wtf why is The League and early American Dad leaving Netflix?

dunno about The League, but exclusive rights to American Dad have been picked up by Hulu, along with a few other FOX comedies

Damn. Can't get Hulu in Canada.
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TopicMy relief at work hasn't shown up and is 40 minutes late.
gmanthebest
07/27/17 5:52:16 AM
#3
I remember waiting for my wife's relief for 2 hours (which sucked because we had company over and they were waiting for us). When he got there, I completely went off on him. Lazy fuck.
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TopicDo you think you are more intelligent than I am?
gmanthebest
07/26/17 10:44:28 PM
#96
Nomadic View posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
And if so, can you demonstrate how?


I've never intentionally smashed my face against a tail light, a car door, a concrete sidewalk, or anything that could cause damage for that matter.

You've done all three in a timeframe of about 10 minutes.

This. And to add; I don't THINK I'm smarter than you, I KNOW I am
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/26/17 9:06:18 PM
#102
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
It's convenient. If you keep your drinking under control, you don't have to spend additional money on transportation, and you maintain control too. No need to rely on a taxi, ride sharing, or friends.

It's convenient until you're wrapped around a tree.

By keeping things under control and driving slowly, you can avoid those issues.

So you're just a troll, just mention that next time.

I'm a troll simply for explaining the reasoning behind these actions?

So you'd rather just admit that you're stupid? Because there is factually 0 reason to EVER drive drunk. Only a moron would ever say that there is.

3 karma well spent.
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TopicPooping is the Great Equalizer.
gmanthebest
07/26/17 3:25:25 PM
#6
What about robots?
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/26/17 3:15:02 PM
#99
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
It's convenient. If you keep your drinking under control, you don't have to spend additional money on transportation, and you maintain control too. No need to rely on a taxi, ride sharing, or friends.

It's convenient until you're wrapped around a tree.

By keeping things under control and driving slowly, you can avoid those issues.

So you're just a troll, just mention that next time.
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/26/17 1:34:53 PM
#97
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
That's what happens when you're stupid enough to drink and drive. And livestreaming as well, fucking idiot. Sister's an idiot for not using a seatbelt as well.

People drink and drive all the time.

And they shouldn't. Literally no reason to drive drunk, or impaired in any way.

It's convenient. If you keep your drinking under control, you don't have to spend additional money on transportation, and you maintain control too. No need to rely on a taxi, ride sharing, or friends.

It's convenient until you're wrapped around a tree.
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TopicLet's be honest, was Bane from The Dark Knight Rises a good villain?
gmanthebest
07/26/17 10:55:32 AM
#28
Good villain, terrible Bane
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TopicGame series that need to make a comeback?
gmanthebest
07/26/17 8:09:28 AM
#16
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Spyro needs a proper game.

I want Burnout Paradise 2, or at least remastered (that's what this gen is all about, right?)


I might of put more hours into BOP than any game. Loved it.

I know, right. All the online shit that you could sink days into. Hell, I'd pay full price for it again.
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TopicGame series that need to make a comeback?
gmanthebest
07/26/17 8:06:10 AM
#10
Spyro needs a proper game.

I want Burnout Paradise 2, or at least remastered (that's what this gen is all about, right?)
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
gmanthebest
07/26/17 6:38:49 AM
#202
Crazyman93 posted...
Actually, throw in people too lazy to throw their damn cups away in actual trash cans too. Or trash in general.

Holy fucking shit, this. Seriously, I don't even mind taking it to the trash for you if you ask. But just leaving it there like you're a 5 year old? Piss off.
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/26/17 6:31:04 AM
#94
TheRealDill2000 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
That's what happens when you're stupid enough to drink and drive. And livestreaming as well, fucking idiot. Sister's an idiot for not using a seatbelt as well.

People drink and drive all the time.

And they shouldn't. Literally no reason to drive drunk, or impaired in any way.
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TopicWhy doesn't She-Hulk ever appear in the MCU?
gmanthebest
07/25/17 4:58:38 PM
#19
Banjo2553 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
No money in it.

Hollywood doesn't have any women who are fat or musclar. They're all skinny models.

Doesn't mean they can't CG it up like they do with regular Hulk.

Amy Schumer as She-Hulk, no CGI required. Sure, that also means it'll be terrible, but ya take the bad with the good, yeah?
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TopicWoman leaves her husband of 22 years because he supports Donald Trump.
gmanthebest
07/25/17 1:10:18 PM
#20
Looks like it's not just young people who divorce for stupid reasons.
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TopicDrunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister.
gmanthebest
07/25/17 12:57:06 PM
#84
That's what happens when you're stupid enough to drink and drive. And livestreaming as well, fucking idiot. Sister's an idiot for not using a seatbelt as well.
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
gmanthebest
07/24/17 12:43:03 PM
#147
Leaving their shopping cart in the parking lot. Use the corrals, you lazy piece of shit.
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TopicWhen I was a 14yo babby Neon, I deeded to Sheena's status screen in Tales of Sym
gmanthebest
07/23/17 8:10:40 AM
#150
Princess Peach upskirt in Smash >_>
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TopicMen can show their penis on TV, but women still have to wear a merkin... why so?
gmanthebest
07/22/17 12:33:57 PM
#57
DuranOfForcena posted...
gmanthebest posted...
They wear them because they don't wanna show their real private areas. Holy fuck, do we need to spell out to you that not every woman wants their vagina on TV?

wow, another person completely missing the whole point of the topic

Nope. The point was already answered with "They don't HAVE to wear one."
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TopicGoats do parkour
gmanthebest
07/22/17 12:28:17 PM
#2
Inb4theygetstolen
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TopicMen can show their penis on TV, but women still have to wear a merkin... why so?
gmanthebest
07/22/17 12:27:00 PM
#55
DuranOfForcena posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Wtf are you talking about? The topic asks why women have to wear merkins. It was answered, they don't have to, and you argued otherwise. You're wrong.

"they don't have to" is not an answer to why they wear them. it would be an answer to "do they have to wear them or do they choose to?" but that's not what the topic is asking.

They wear them because they don't wanna show their real private areas. Holy fuck, do we need to spell out to you that not every woman wants their vagina on TV?
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TopicHold on why did Japan get these sick intros for 90s X Men
gmanthebest
07/21/17 6:38:38 AM
#12
Blue_Inigo posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Those were amazing. They even ALMOST make Cyclops seem good.

Cyclops is cool you jerk!

He isn't. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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TopicHold on why did Japan get these sick intros for 90s X Men
gmanthebest
07/20/17 11:14:32 AM
#6
Those were amazing. They even ALMOST make Cyclops seem good.
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Topicu will never get fucked to death by a tittywitch or a thiccubus
gmanthebest
07/19/17 12:35:51 PM
#14
Death by snu snu!
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TopicDo kids these days even know what MAD Magazine is?
gmanthebest
07/19/17 12:34:47 PM
#18
I still have a couple of the MAD books.
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TopicWhy do non-anglo saxons have xenophobic views about blacks and muslims?
gmanthebest
07/19/17 10:10:12 AM
#6
Saxon = joke account
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TopicDo you agree that that man that pushed that guy onto the subway tracks in nyc...
gmanthebest
07/18/17 12:05:51 PM
#8
0TiamaT0 posted...
The man who pushed the lunatic onto the tracks didn't take the picture. He was minding his own business, when he was assaulted for no reason.

In the process of fighting him off, the crazy accidentally got pushed onto the tracks. It's a clear case of self defense.

Thank you for clarifying. OP is a jumbled mess with missing information.
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TopiciPhone 8 to be $1000
gmanthebest
07/18/17 12:02:47 PM
#15
HypnoCoosh posted...
What does it do to warrant 1k dollars?

Wipe your ass for you, I would hope.
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