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Topic47% of Liberal Democrats say Trump support would strain a friendship
ultimate reaver
07/21/17 7:23:58 PM
#8
Obnoxious man who spends all day crying and arguing about liberals on the internet: Look at how upset those liberals are about conservatives
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TopicSean Spicer resigns as Press Secretary
ultimate reaver
07/21/17 5:02:34 PM
#60
gonna miss that hilarious dork
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TopicCastlevania on netflix... Kinda 3edgy5me SPOILERS
ultimate reaver
07/21/17 2:37:31 PM
#20
Castlevania is incredibly light on plot, though it occasionally tries to not be such and fails. At heart though it's a weird mishmash of random monster movies crammed into a magical castle. Background stuff like the church, or the characterization of each belmont, is either completely useless fluff or ultimately inconsequential and changes every game. I have no problem with them taking the source material and trying to turn it into something interesting because at face value it's something super fun to play, but I couldn't imagine trying to sit through a straight faced attempt at a game-canon Castlevania show
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TopicClose to beating Final Fantasy 9. Which FF game should I play next?
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 9:46:43 PM
#11
its all downhill there from there.
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TopicInfinite's theme in Sonic Forces has been revealed.
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 12:15:28 PM
#11
He looks like something I'd come up with in middle school, so I guess it fits the target demographic for the game
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TopicITT we pretend we are playing The Elder Scrolls V Sky Rhim
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 11:53:04 AM
#20
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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TopicWhy do republicans think that making abortions illegal would stop abortions
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 11:07:42 AM
#22
Most republicans don't actually care about abortion, or the consequences of banning abortion in general. It's just one of their pet issues they use as a flag to wave for poor/uneducated/heavily religious voting brackets. They can't win those people over with economic policies designed to wreck them, so they play on social issues instead
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TopicNon alcoholic beer
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 11:04:09 AM
#18
You might as well drink something else. Not because all beer is good for nothing but getting drunk, but because far and apart NA beer is pretty watery and not good
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TopicThe_Donald gleeful that John McCain has brain cancer
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 11:03:06 AM
#92
voldothegr8 posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
If Trump died tomorrow liberals would be dancing on his grave.


Two wrongs make a right, eh Vold? :u Not going to dismiss the actions of your brethren?

I didn't say anything about right and wrong.


You actually didn't say anything of value whatsoever
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TopicThe_Donald gleeful that John McCain has brain cancer
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 10:58:01 AM
#87
"Cross trump, get brain cancer"

Jesus people are deluded and sad
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TopicThe original DOOM and its sequel have more replay value than the 2016 one.
ultimate reaver
07/20/17 12:50:47 AM
#6
MC_BatCommander posted...
not really but eh


cmon dude, liking doom 2016 is one thing but the mapping and speedrunning community for doom and doom 2 has been going strong since the early 90s. Nobody will be playing Doom 2016 in a year or two
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TopicOk Dr.Who is now a woman next up on the agenda James Bond.
ultimate reaver
07/18/17 10:04:48 AM
#6
dont worry man, im sure that somewhere in some dark awful corner of the world someone thinks anything you just wrote is funny
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TopicHarry Potter question (Spoilers obviously)
ultimate reaver
07/17/17 9:56:30 PM
#9
voldemort is a dracula and harry's dad
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TopicWould you rather be a racist, or a social justice warrior?
ultimate reaver
07/16/17 6:48:13 PM
#87
jimbiz posted...
ITT: CEmen would rather be racist than discuss social issues that affects people

Not surprised

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TopicWho the fuck thought Pearl was a good idea in Splatoon 2 >_>
ultimate reaver
07/16/17 3:51:05 PM
#6
They're pretty cute, but to answer you're question they're not actually made for you to want to fuck them, they're cartoons
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TopicMetal Gear Rising > All MGS games since 4
ultimate reaver
07/16/17 3:26:23 PM
#8
I had about as much fun with it as V, both are great
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TopicThe World Is Not Enough > Goldeneye (video games)
ultimate reaver
07/16/17 1:52:16 PM
#17
I disagree. The singleplayer was... Neat? But not as good as Goldeneye's. I'm not going to say it was bad, but Goldeneye's was far more arcadey and fun

I won't argue about multiplayer though. Me and friends played that for hours and hours. I remember it having some weird limitations to it but it was still fun
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TopicThis is your president......literally turkey neck
ultimate reaver
07/16/17 1:31:02 PM
#4
Milkman5 posted...
and yet he's plowed women hotter than you ever will


spoiler: it wasn't because of him being attractive in any way
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Topic13th Doctor will be announced Sunday
ultimate reaver
07/16/17 12:20:44 PM
#48
Pretty awesome, and I hope it mixes things up a little
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TopicHow big are you flaccid? And how big are you when erect? :O
ultimate reaver
07/15/17 4:50:13 PM
#21
never measured flaccid, right at 7 inches erect
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TopicDisney Pirates of the Caribbean ride changing thanks to SJWs
ultimate reaver
07/15/17 11:31:40 AM
#22
They've been frequently changing stuff in the ride for years and you didnt give a shit before now because it didn't involve your current pet issue
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TopicRacism doesn't make sense
ultimate reaver
07/14/17 11:20:15 AM
#6
Twinmold posted...
Nobody ever accused racists of being capable of intelligent thought.

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TopicFavorite John Carpenter films?
ultimate reaver
07/14/17 10:17:32 AM
#11
1. Halloween
2. Big Trouble in Little China
3. The Thing
4. Escape from NY
5. Prince of Darkness
6. Escape from LA
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TopicWhats the cheesiest jrpg you can think of?
ultimate reaver
07/12/17 12:11:11 PM
#20
Every Tales game
Final Fantasy IV
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TopicThe NY Post: Donald Trump Jr. is an idiot
ultimate reaver
07/11/17 11:30:38 PM
#29
Worse, he dragged brother-in-law Jared Kushner and then-campaign chief Paul Manafort into the meeting, which proved to be a bid by a Moscow fixer to undo a US law causing trouble for her clients. (Reportedly, Kushner walked out within 10 minutes while Manafort did work on his phone.)


oh gooood
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TopicHow is Trump even going to get passed the next presidential debate?
ultimate reaver
07/11/17 11:28:12 PM
#17
YellowSUV posted...
It doesn't matter, his cultist followers are a bunch of tribal animals who will listen to whatever he says.

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TopicWhich of these is the worst fetish?
ultimate reaver
07/10/17 12:01:21 PM
#15
lolis, and it isnt close. traps can at least be of age
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TopicWere the 90s the peak of human history?
ultimate reaver
07/09/17 3:56:54 PM
#14
only if you dont care about anything except video games
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Topica BETTER "How many artists can you recognize from this list?"
ultimate reaver
07/09/17 3:52:36 PM
#13
eagles of death metal and boris
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TopicHow redneck is your family?
ultimate reaver
07/08/17 8:24:37 PM
#13
Mom's side of my family, about 60-70%. Most of them are racists, high school dropouts barely skirting by, or completely insane

Dad's side of my family, about 15%. Most of them are teachers, lawyers, and in generally really smart well-off people

I'm not entirely sure how my mom and dad got together, let alone how they managed to last as long as they did
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TopicSquall's hot teacher wanted to bang him but he told her to go talk to a wall
ultimate reaver
07/08/17 7:59:22 PM
#13
Blue_Inigo posted...
"I won't let anyone talk about me in the past tense!"

I'll never forget how he just randomly yelled this at his friends. Even as a kid i knew that line was odd. Squall had some freaking issues.


This is among the top 10 unintentionally hilarious things in games for sure
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Topicwhy do poor people act as if changing your oil and wipers is important to diy
ultimate reaver
07/08/17 7:56:24 PM
#9
"Why do people with less money worry more about spending money?"- Someone who is not very bright, 2017
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TopicWhy was Dishonored 2 so underwhelming?
ultimate reaver
07/08/17 7:55:08 PM
#10
I remember when it came out a lot of people were talking about weird performance issues. I dunno though, I never played it because the first Dishonored was pretty boring
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TopicRE4 is the greatest third person shooter of all time
ultimate reaver
07/08/17 5:58:49 PM
#34
Top down cameras are the way to go actually, but that's also a really dumb reason to hate RE4 I'll give you that. RE1-3 are far superior but 4 is a great game of a different genre
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TopicGanondorf did nothing wrong in Ocarina of Time
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 11:56:33 PM
#6
Killed the Deku Tree, filling the forest with deadly monsters

Filled the goron's food source with deadly lizards in an attempt to starve them all

Killed a bunch of people in the castle town, the ReDeads used to be townsfolk. NPCs said the "fled" to Kakariko, who you see there are the survivors.

Froze all of Zora's domain and imprisoned them beneath ice for many years
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TopicWhelp. All doubt is now gone. Trump is the King Alpha Male on this planet.
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 11:50:51 PM
#39
ssj3vegeta posted...
Lmao, one of her examples is how he's hunched down as if he's alpha or something...but i'm pretty sure he just has back problems lol. I don't think he can even erect his back anymore


It looks more like he hunches and shifts to bring attention away from his gut tbh
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TopicWhelp. All doubt is now gone. Trump is the King Alpha Male on this planet.
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 11:41:43 PM
#33
It's really weird how some people's definition of alpha masculinity these days is epitomized in a man who is old, fat, has trouble keeping women with him, is incredibly hypersensitive, and has a weird habit of falling through on what he says he's going to do again and again and again
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TopicWait... Are SJWs offended by the release of Doomfist on Overwatch?
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 11:35:22 PM
#40
Happy_Tristesse posted...
I bet as many SJWs are offended as are the anti-SJWs who "boycotted" the game after Tracer was revealed to be lesbian.


Basically this. Way too much gaming discussion nowadays is divided between two subsets of people getting upset over jack shit
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TopicIn other news, leftists rioting at G20 summit
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 12:50:37 PM
#56
Gojak_v3 posted...
ultimate reaver posted...
It's also generally antiglobalization-based, which is a big tenant of the modern American right wing


lmao the spin here. It's mostly anti capitalist. Yep that's the right wing alright.

ultimate reaver posted...
There are mass protests and arrests at the G-20 summit every year from wide, wide ranges of groups yet you're treating this as some kind of ace in the hole lol


So because it literally happens all the time let's ignore it! It's not big deal. I'll clue you in the fact they do this shit all the time is the point.


No, it's just a common occurence that has been perpetuated by people on all sides of the political spectrum and you're acting like it's this awesome slam dunk that proves left wing politics equates to violence. Nevermind that there hasn't been a G-20 without widespread protests in almost a decade.

I mean I know your gimmick is Conservative shitposter #33321421, but it just comes off as kind of embarrassing
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TopicIn other news, leftists rioting at G20 summit
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 12:15:10 PM
#35
There are mass protests and arrests at the G-20 summit every year from wide, wide ranges of groups yet you're treating this as some kind of ace in the hole lol

It's also generally antiglobalization-based, which is a big tenant of the modern American right wing
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TopicWhy are there hardcore male feminists?
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 12:03:32 PM
#35
It can be easy to come off as really overbearing when antifems are as obnoxious and shrill and persistant as radfems these days
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TopicWho the hell still calls black people "colored"?
ultimate reaver
07/07/17 10:18:54 AM
#34
Looked gf posted...
Old people

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TopicImagine if the next Dr who Doctor is female
ultimate reaver
07/06/17 11:17:35 PM
#20
it would be a neat way to mix up the character a bit. He's been in fifty billion different scenarios at this point, it would be neat to see some ones where characters approach him/her differently
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TopicList any band or musician and I will rank them in tiers
ultimate reaver
07/06/17 8:43:06 PM
#195
Summoning
Coil
Real Estate
Andrew Jackson Jihad
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TopicR.I.P Sonic Forces.
ultimate reaver
07/06/17 6:53:15 PM
#19
I didn't have a lot of hope for it tbh, Sonic Mania is where it's at. Might pick it up if it turns out to be ok or when it goes down in price. The character creator idea sounds cute
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TopicSuper Mario Sunshine is what Super Mario 64 failed to be. A masterpiece.
ultimate reaver
07/06/17 10:16:46 AM
#7
Sunshine is ok. Controlling Mario is a lot more fun in 64
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TopicDo people REALLY believe there is more racism again whites than other races?
ultimate reaver
07/06/17 1:29:12 AM
#40
Yes, they do. They are wrong, but they do
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TopicHas a celebrity death ever effected you?
ultimate reaver
07/05/17 12:45:41 PM
#46
Bowie
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TopicHow is the Goemon series? Are they fun to play? >_>
ultimate reaver
07/04/17 8:34:00 PM
#30
Yes, and it's an absolute tragedy it was abandoned
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